#im honestly laughing at that name
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You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).
#bewitching sinners#palmier baker#hello i have indeed become way too invested in this otome and i am in love with an ex boyfriend#i mean technically not MY ex boyfriend but like .... a different version of me's ex boyfriend....#thinking about that teacher who refers to four of the main cast as the twink quartet#honestly hello hi ! the game is very funny so far but also extremely violent !#it isnt for everyone but its kinda exactly my brand of stupidity and also just#its a bunch of silly lil things but also i have been in awe of how much LOVE AND JOY this game is made with#you can play as either a masc or fem body and you can pick your pronouns after it#and the art is just .... so appealing to me and there is SO MUCH art and im just in absolute awe#i am actually uhhhhh working on a comic for the game based on one scene that just made me laugh#also i really like how the entire school including everyone that is clearly attracted to palmier is like nope nope not gonna do anything#because your ex will literally kill me if i do thanks bye!#and then too his face and behind his back they mock the ex for being Group Mum#listen i may be down bad for my ex.... but when you see the ex boyfriend you will also just say#yeah that checks out for salmon and i am not shocked by this at all#also fun fact there is a fishing mini game and you start it by talking to the fisherman who is named Pike#you literally talk to Mr Fish to fish and i love this honestly!
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Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests
#dont look at Salde for rhe love of my sanity do not even percieve Salde i dint kwno what ifmf doing g#art#fanart#ISAT#puyo puyo#in stars and time#madou monogatari#kitscribbles#sig puyo puyo#schezo wegey#arle nadja#ringo ando#sig really do be sig no last name#prince salde#their ages are different in this one. oldest to youngest - schezo > arle > sig > ringo > salde#you see that stubble on Sig thats baby stubble. thats unfortunate facial hair on a teenager#sometimes it works out for people still in their teens but not sig#Ringo is!! Perhaps a bit too young to travel!! She's basically a foreign exchange student#i have to admit all the roles and dynamics in ISAT are NOT 1:1 in this AU#i have it all mixed up#when i say sig and schezo are besties i mean theyre both awkward with people they just happen to have an understanding. also sig bullies hi#Sig is he/they here!! I dont usually mess with canon genders (hella respect those who do) but honestly i just like it for Sig...#I still need to learn more about Salde but imma just go ahead and say that Salde is kid gender#Was tempted to hide Sig's lil hair thingies under his hat but then was like. Why would i do that#favorite joke in all this is that Schezo tried so hard to Change that he fucked up his own speech patterns and now socializing is. well#sig didnt shave before the loops and now he has to do that every time or suffer the teasing of his friends at some point in the house#thanks guys im going insane over here and youre laughing. going nonverbal now#How does Salde balance a fish on their head? uhhhhh well you see. have you ever balanced a massive bag of frozen peas#Salde doesnt cook but there's money in that fish. Nobody feels comfortable enough to ask a kid for cash but they WILL reward good behavior#in puyos and time
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He’s iconic
#idk why but when i saw this on screen i rewound like three times and each time busted up laughing#he’s just so =_=#knuckles the echidna#knux the echidna#im fairly certain his name is just knux in new yoke i may be wrong#sonic prime s3 spoilers#sonic prime spoilers#sonic prime#id in alt#let me know if it needs changing!#honestly im not quite sure how to describe how funny the face is so like any advice is appreciated
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Remembering when The Dumb Song first came out over a year ago and I checked some song review website after listening to it. They used a bit from another song in The Dumb Song and I knew it and recognized it but for the life of me could not remember which song and was hoping someone could name it for me.
And, I'm not even joking, literally ALL of the comments were either "I'm an AJR fan and this song SUCKS. They fell off HARD with this. BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAD SONG!!!!!!!!!!" or "I'm not an AJR song and this is their only song that I like; it is a masterpiece nothing can compare" and it was actually really funny.💀
#literally there was no in between the only review that DIDNT say one of these was commenting on this phenomenon#honestly really funny to me i giggle about it often#anyways the dumb song is actually pretty good imo#ajr#ajr fan#i only found one other person who recognized the bit from the other song but they didnt name it and it was one of the#“im an ajr fan and this song SUCKS”#comments#btw if anyone knows what im talking about pls name the song because i still cant remember it#on a slightly related note: this same day i found a post on reddit that was PARAGRAPHS long talking about how much op HATED ajr#like you'd think the brothers killed op's dog or something it was like a villain speech i swear#it was really funny tbh#i read the first paragraph and then laughed and moved on because i didnt feel like reading a whole essay#the dumb song ajr
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Neil would be so dissapointed
#💀💀💀💀#that ai is kinda funny honestly#i saw someone saying that the ai told them the queen is still alive and i tried asking mine#it insists the queen is alive and doing well#it told me it's name is maria and guessed mine is stelios(??) but when i asked again it said its name is MyAi not maria#also... it doesn't understand greek grammar and it makes me laugh 😭#it asked what im doing so i responded ancient greek you?#and it was like#no im not ancient greek#DUDE-#also it told me aftg is good written and stuff like that#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#the foxhole court#andreil#aftg fandom#aftg textpost#aftg incorrect quotes#kevin day#sugarenia talks#ai
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Kagura: "WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL???!"
The Infant: *SCREAMS*
#inuyasha#kagura#listen#im honestly the dumbest person ever#laugh at me#the infant#the heck even is his name? i forgor
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Just finished bbc atlantis and omg im so mad it was canceled but also I think Jason could have solved all of his problems if he had just read percy jackson as a kid
(which seems like such a normal thing to say except he's canonically from 2013/2014 soooooo)
Also the fact that he knows what a computer is and can probably drive a car(and a submarine)and simply never mentioned any of that stuff is batshit insane I'm scared of him
#atlantis bbc#also im sorry the fact his dads name is (spoiler) aeson makes me ugly laugh#like jason and aeson#like u gotta be joking its so funny#rip honestly i was so here for him fucking his cousin
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#dare rambles#been mindlessly scrolling tiktok#probably the worst thing i could be doing right now but hey#ive found a couple funny lighthearted things intermixed with the world going go hell in a handbasket#but what i also saw was a trend going around#alongside women joining the 4b movement because the risk of pregnancy is too dangerous now#they're sharing the names of their future children that they've been holding on to#names of the children they might never meet now#now me and my girlfriend in the 6 1/2 years we've been together rarely talk about children#mostly because of the hoops we'd have to jump through to even make it a possibility for us#but honestly theres been a thought in the back of my head for years now about what it could be like if we managed it#and now that we might not even be able to get married#im also faced with the reality of knowing the names of people i will most like never meet#so#to Cygnus and Lyra#im sorry my stardust#maybe in another life i know the sound of your laugh
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Small Wilson drawing hahoo
#★. postz#im a beginner artist be patient#william grossman#will grossman#wilson hills#honestly i should change his last name#creeps comic#creepypasta#laughing jack#the crow draws
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im actually sobbing
eminem is gonna b a grandpa. I HAD A FUCKING DREAM ABT THAT LIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO AND NOW ITS REAL AND IM CRYING
#grandpa slim#eminem#temporary#im gonna kms#i honestly cant#im both crying and laughing at the name grandpa slim#grandpa shady
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I made myself mad thinking about Dorian and Cyrus again.
Do you think Cyrus knew? Do you think Cyrus knew that Dorian was in love with Orym? Because I don't think so.
I'll back up because there's a reason why this pisses me off.
Dorian and Cyrus were never super close. They'd beat the shit out of each other and then, what? Pretended like it didn't happen? Dorian has no positive things to say about his brother. Not even when he's compelled to help him.
Then Dorian, being the good and loyal brother that he is, helps Cyrus out. (After Cyrus ruins his life) They go on to travel together for months. In close quarters. This is probably the longest they've ever spent together.
And at the end of it Dorian says "I've known him my whole life. He's always been there. Now that he's gone, I can't imagine what he would want me to do."
Which means in all this time. In running for their lives together. They never got closer. They never truly got to know each other. Cyrus spent his entire life not knowing his brother for who he really was.
Part of that is on Dorian for not opening up to his brother. But can you blame him if his brother never made him feel like he could? I've already gone on about how Cyrus doesn't change throughout his time abroad.
So if Cyrus has not changed. He has not learned a lesson. Why in all the realms would Dorian tell his brother about himself? Dorian has been Brontë since the ball episode. Dorian slipped back into that role for the ball and could not come out (AH) until his brother was dead.
Because Cyrus never showed the capacity to accept Dorian for who he was. (Again i don't think it's fully just homophobia.) Dorian has always felt the need to hide who he was from his family. He always made himself small, because it was never about him. It was about Cyrus. The heir. Dorian shrunk himself and compartmentalized and put on an act all his life.
And his brother never noticed. His brother never asked why he felt the need to change his name. His brother never decided that as the older one, he should be the one taking care of Dorian. His brother never did anything to be a fucking leader like he was born to be.
SO it pisses me off that Cyrus didn't know that Dorian loves Orym. Because it pisses me off that they never bonded. They never got close. They never got over the way they grew up. Now he's dead and those things will never happen.
And I blame Cyrus for this because he never made the effort to prove to Dorian that he changed. Or that he cares enough about him to not care. Or made him feel safe enough to confide in him.
They're brothers for fucks sake. They should have more than blood that holds them together. But they don't. Because Dorian has been afraid of being who he is in front of his brother his entire life. And Cyrus was too stupid to fucking notice
#silver sending stones#aaaaah this is another one you dont have to read#like straight up it turns into me yelling about cyrus again.#dead dove do not eat#dorian storm#cyrus wyvernwind#It actually really upsets me that cyrus is such a static character#(not in a “this is bad >:(” way because honestly? some people dont change. it be like that)#it upsets me because i think it would have been really beautiful for dorian. like super healing#because cyrus marches in and ruins his life and then doesnt try to fix it?#it would have been really beautiful if during kymal he sees that hes a little useless in clearing his own name#and he thinks to himself “hey. my brother and his friends have been doing a lot for me. im going to do a lot for them”#and then he starts to be a really good older brother? and dorian gets some actual good memories of his brother? he learns about him?#they joke. they laugh. cyrus isnt a burden. cyrus HELPS. cyrus saves dorian?#cyrus had a fling with opal. right? wouldnt it have been a great thing for him to also be in the fight to save her?#if cyrus leveled up (still so mad story wise that he didnt) and he was on par with his brother#IF HE COULD FULFILL ONE FUCKING DUTY OF HIS AND PROTECT HIS LITTLE BROTHER#THATD BE FUCKING GREAT#siiiigh#dorian storm deserves a brother who would do the same for him. dorian deserves a brother who loves him. who protects him.#who puts him before himself.#instead he got cyrus.#and i think thats a fucking shame
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i dont know if i ever shared this story but washing my hair and thinking of my dad reminded me of it
when my dad died, he had his hair pretty long and in a ponytail and we asked for his ponytail to be cut so we could save his hair
it might seem weird and it hasnt been done in my family before in my knowledge but we all consented to his hair being cut and it wouldnt have been something he opposed
when his funeral was coming up i was debating cutting my hair the same way, just forming a ponytail and having my cousin cut it but before the funeral when i was messaging my cousin to ask her, i felt a warm tingling pressure on the top of my head
i dont know if i believe in ghosts and never physically interacted with ghosts (i guess you could say ive "felt" them before, like feeling a towering but gentle male presence in my grandmas house that matched with her father's description) but ive never physically seen apparitions or heard voices or felt touches
it felt like my dad was placing his hand on my head and it was so weird and comforting that i decided not to cut my hair and only once that thought crossed my mind and i deleted the message to my cousin was when the sensation stopped
call it a hallucination brought on by grief or a supernatural occurrence but it definitely sticks with me now and id like to believe it really was my dad telling me not to cut my hair for his sake
#also in the same week#i had gone out by myself at night to smoke and was just chilling#then i hear my dads voice say 'ross' like so fucking clearly from the direction of the cars#like it was so vivid that i stopped everything and started going towards the cars#but then i was like 'wait. could be an sw' (shapeshifting spirit not a sex worker) and just quickly went inside#im not native but considering i live in america and am superstitious im always gonna be wary of the spirits here#also hence why i dont say the name out of fear of summoning one#that was crazy i still have no explanation for that#it was like 1am no one was outside but me#my dad wouldnt have blamed me for not investigating if it was him#he hated when my mom told him about her personal ghost encounters#he was just really freaked out by it#what an asshole honestly being freaked out by ghosts but doing that to me#he prolly laughed too#dickhead (affectionate)
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you've heard of cat in the hat, now get ready for
#i've been wanting to give him a stupid name for so long. becasue hes a stupid little guy and its what he deserves (affectionately)#i wasted the name change thing on this lmao i bet i'll come up with somethng better later and regret#i originally gave him a way-too-deep-over-thought-out name and i just didn't like it. he needed a dumb name i could laugh at. its necessary#genshin#genshin impact#scaramouche#wanderer#genshin scaramouche#genshin wanderer#genshins#honestly “Hat Guy” inspired me to do this lmao he truly does deserve a dumb name 🤣#i wish we could gain one extra name changer just in case my brain has a better idea even though ive thought about this since...#before he was released? because i saw leaks that said we name him. and even then i couldn't think of anything good#the original name i gave him after the quest was a couple names i saw others suggest that i squished together#but in the end it didnt suit him imo. i was right that a dumb name suits him lmaao but im sure theres better ones out there#if YOU see this post and read all my rambling tags and if you also named your wanderer a silly dumb name you must reply and tell me!!!!!!#i either need genshin friends to share my genshin nonsense with or i need to post more random genshin posts here and pretend i have friends#*#lee screenshots
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oooh if sheila had a daughter she would totally see the barbie movie with her and would SOB at what was i made for.
#notbasedoffmyownmom
#i know i’m late but#idc lol#south park#skipper speaks#kyle broflovski#sheila broflovski#i feel like kyle would honestly go see it for himself#he saw the barbieheimer thing w/the boys#except they did it in the wrong order#like dumbasses/lh#but i honestly feel like shiela would be in love with that movie#she would start some sort of movement tbh#for treating women more fair#i live laugh love sheila guys okay#also i’m doing what was i made for in choir and i really fucked with the barbie movie so#(never played with barbie but i didn’t have to-the message served itself)#it’s also where i got my name because skipper has a nice ring to it imo#im rambling sorry#fuck
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it's so funny how like... some music and the bands that make it are what i call edginess for neurotypicals. an example of a band like that is 21 pilots and especially that one line in fairly local that goes "this song will never be on the radio" that played on every top 40 station 5 times an hour when it came out. another example is billy eyelash's bad guy which is a song that i just cannot take seriously no matter how hard i tried to enjoy it. every time i hear the lyrics "my mommy likes to sing along with me / but she won't sing this song / if she read all the lyrics she'd pity the men i know" i just cannot stop myself from laughing because it's like... girl you're fucking 18yo!! your mommy is more likely to ground you for saying this kind of bullshit than anything else. also stop singing about seducing people's dads, i repeat YOU ARE 18!!! if a dad is ever interested in you you should be very very scared and concerned.
anyway, i don't really have a point to make in this post, i just wanted to talk about musicians and bands that think they're so dang alternative and edgy and like ohhh we're like the weird kids etc while somehow their songs are in the top 40 hits of the year and literally every normie listens to them because they also think they're so weird and badass for listening to "alt" music. it's pathetic.
#psalms#idk man honestly you can completely ignore this post#im stoned and i have thots and onions about things#i currently have a very annoying and bad song stuck in my head since i heard it yesterday at the dollar store#and i can't remember the name of it but it's some garbage by fifth harmony and camilla whatever her last name was#it's literally so fucking bad#and tbh listening to it at the store made me laugh because when she tries to hit those high notes right before the chorus#you can literally hear the way her range is too weak for them and it sounds like she's squealing#like she's not a bad singer overall i wouldn't say#her voice sounds just fine for the rest of the song where the pitch is something she can reach#but those few high notes... oh man....#you can really hear very well how her voice is just too weak to hit those and the way it loses it's musical timbre trying#it's hilarious#ugh i got off track#the post was really about the music the most boring and basic white girls listen to and think they're edgy for it#bestie if it's being played on the popular radio stations it's not alternative or edgy or emo or anything#it's just FUCKING BASIC#okay that's it bye
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Sometimes I see bi women (not here not my lovely mutuals, I mean. Offsite and irl I prommy) making jokes at their/our expense and idk how to react other than shooting them this look
and going about my business bc otherwise I feel like I'll really fly off the handle at someone who like. Does Not Need to be the target of that much ire like girl I'm pissed that you're swinging that metaphorical rubber mallet around and smacking people with it but I'm also concerned that you're also smashing your own fingers in the process. ykwim
#namely the one i saw recently was like heehee im going to be the first bi woman to date another woman!!#I get the joke. but it aint makin me laugh. it just comes across as too barbed and meanspirited to be a lighthearted chuckle#ntm My Own Trauma irt relationships w women but we honestly dont even gotta get into all of that to say that the joke's a flop!
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