#idc lol

[nin-jay-go]

HELPPPPP IM LOOKING THROUGH SCREENSHOTS ON THE NINJAGO WIKI AND IM ABSOLUTELY CACKLING AT THIS

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THATTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭

[ghostofthegallows]

There is a lack of dbda cosplays!!

[kadoleithaspen]

Sketch of that one beetlejuice figure

[jasontoddspussy]

AU where i knock up jay cus he deserves it

Just had aus like this in my head for a while. I haven't really seen any pregnancy fics where it's jay who's the carrier. maybe it's the breeding kink in me but someone fill that man up ok. SO....... here's an idea. (well. one of many, i assure you.) Jason hadn't meant to get caught, but has anyone, ever? The magician, or whatever she was, was just happy to have caught someone who'd been marked by death (alright, lady, he ain't the only one) and with such good genetics. She was gearing up for a spell. Or a curse, rather. He was going to be a host for some parasite, and she was going to devour it, use the powers of an entity born from someone touched by death itself. He didn't know what she was doing precisely, didn't speak whatever square-sounding language she was usin' (Although, some words sounded familiar, so maybe something related to german?), but she did remember to take time out of her day to tell him, oh-so-gently, how no one was going to notice him being gone. It made her laugh in delight to know he already knew that. So it came as a surprise, to both of them, when Dick-as-Nightwing and Tim-as-Red Robin crashed the party. Until they seemed just as surprised at seeing him there, then she laughed, hard, bending over and telling him with glee; "See? They really didn't notice you'd vanished min ven" His appearance caught them off guard enough that she'd managed to trap them. Tauntingly, she would whisper in their ears. She looked delighted, even, when she reached into their chest cavities and pulled out something small and glowing. She outright giggled when she forced that into his stomach, feeling as if her hand was digging through his insides, reaching down down down planting something deep inside of him. He screamed, trashed in his bounds, but it seemed like nothing mattered. And then, Dick hit her over the head. Apparently Jason getting something forced inside of him was a pretty good distraction, go figure. He didn't stay around to chit-chat. He ignored Tim's questions, he ignored Dick's stare and didn't watch Tim as the man gathered up all of the magicians spellwork and books and whatever else she'd been holding. No, he already felt sick to his stomach, wrong footed and different, even though he didn't know why. So he left. --- Dick & Tim were freaking out. According to the spellwork, the woman's plan had been to create a child using a host's body. The host had to be someone touched by death, sex didn't matter but it was easier if the person had a uterus (which, of course, Jason did). All that was needed was pieces of soul, could be several even; the more pieces the stronger the spell. Then she would eat the created newborn, consuming it's soul and gathering immense power. They'd foiled her plan, but only partially. Because both Tim and Dick had been there, had had pieces of themselves removed and Jason- Jason was pregnant with their child (which, could their family get more fucked up?) and oh, yeah, needed their proximity to live. Since he was now cultivating a child created from the rawest genetic material possible, literal soul, he was going to, according to the spell, crave their touch and physically deteriorate otherwise. Which shouldn't be too difficult, right? It's not like they've never touched one another before. There was just one problem. Jason was gone.

[terrified-spider]

I've been learning how to digitally paint, so here's Godfrey (:

[melonyfelonyfellonme]

I just think being wrapped in an F1 tyre blanket would fix me

[annbourbon]

I'm bored and I want to see the world burn. Let's start:

♡ I love squishing bananas as if they're pudding, burn some toast and eat them with cinnamon.

♡ I love cucumber sandwiches. Like the only reason I stop myself it's to not be big as a whale lol

♡ And I like oreos with peanut butter

♡ I love eggs with cucumber too

♡ I have put 2 types of chili on my plate. Whatever it is I'm eating. Just because~

♡ I'm trying to gather enough courage to eat a peanut butter sandwich with mayo and lettuce. But surely one of these days I will.

♡ I add lime to almost everything. Bread included.

♡ I'm unhinged~ I created a fake fish with tofu and algae, put on the top some banana pudding, added lime, salted some lychee to add with the pasta. Best thing ever.

♡ If you don't tell me what it is, I'm almost always up for it unless I'm having some stomach ache lol

♡ If you tell me what it is, uhh around 80% or 70% of my time I'll eat it anyways (my parents taught me to try it before saying anything against it so~)

[bubonicbear]

Yayyy I love gay people

[derangedanomaly]

Yeah-

BUT IF WE LOOK AT THE CANON STORY WHICH IS THE STORY KRIS KNOWS

LMAO- BUT KRIS ISN'T IN THE CANON MULTIVERSE 😔🙏🏻

[tinyy-tea-cup]

Also I’m redesigning and remaking the lore for my RoR ocs so 💀 (I’m so FCKING indecisive TF) I would also like to blame my fellow RoR friends for cooking up delicious ideas so

anyways if anyone is secretly drawing my ocs again as a gift *cough* just continue 💀

Mother and son will be getting a makeover 😔💖🙏 ADAMAS COME GET YOUR FAMILY!!!

[snazzyladreal]

Dee Twin Headcanons

(cause I’m bored)

Bandee’s fur is more of a soft red color and Sailor’s fur is more of a bright orange colors, helps people tell them apart and find them in crowds

They’ve nearly killed each other over cookies before

Sailor has a crippling fear of open ocean now and will just climb onto Meta’s back to get away

She/They mtf Sailor (badass trans women does her makeup then lifts the heavy lobster with one hand)

Whenever the halberd lands, Sailor almost immediately disappears and goes to mess with her brother

their nicknames for each other are ‘sissy’ and ‘buddy’ (can sound mean, but it’s done out of pure love between them)

after the 64 dark matter possession Bandee coughed up black sludge for like a month

gordon ramsay has nothing against bandana’s skill in the kitchen

both are mentally ill and joke about it constantly

meta helps his ‘daughter’ with trans issues (t4t parent-child friendship type shit, love it)

they both weigh so little you could punt them over castle dedede (then get beat up by an angry penguin and bat, with a pink puffball possibly joining in)

Bandee loves heavy metal music

In Team Kirby Clash/Super Kirby Clash, they were the lone survivors of a monster attack on their village and then Morpho Knight took them in basically

literally no one knows how waddle dee’s work so they confuse everyone whenever they do things specific to their species

only Kirby, King Dedede, and very few others can understand the ‘waddle language’

this is how sailor gets away with swearing so much on the halberd

don’t leave them alone together for too long, fire will start

Sailor is older by like 2 minutes and it resulted in the dreaded sibling ‘rivalry’

bandee makes fun of Taranza the most

don’t leave sailor alone with Susie, only one will survive and she’ll have a bloody anchor by her side

https://youtu.be/AY3HJqhrkRA

part 2 :)

[marylily-my-beloved]

I just know the marauders are already preparing for their next pranks, because April fools just finished, they can’t give anyone a break

[phregnancy]

I think Dan bottoms still because even though he’s made a few jokes about Phil being a bottom and making Phil call him daddy, Dan is still a bratty bottom.

you sent me variations of this ask four times i think you have a dan and phil porn addiction my friend

[scrollonso]

friend forgot my birthday but idec fr

[sonicattos]

Literally starline fans are so obnoxious. Like on his own Starline isn’t a bad villain character, but then you see how the majority of the fandom treats him and it makes him just straight up unbearable. Imagine woobifying and/or lusting after a child abusive simp

(Psst, unrelated but you’re super cool, I hope your day has been good, and if it hasn’t been I hope it gets better)

THATS WHAT I MEAN. there’s nothing wrong with liking a villain. i never said that !!!!! it’s what the fans are doing. idk it’s not my business but it’s just really weird to me

[delightfulweepingwillows]

*time to obsessively consume comfort media until the bad memories go away*