#Trans Meta can be either ftm or mtf

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Dee Twin Headcanons

(cause I’m bored)

Bandee’s fur is more of a soft red color and Sailor’s fur is more of a bright orange colors, helps people tell them apart and find them in crowds

They’ve nearly killed each other over cookies before

Sailor has a crippling fear of open ocean now and will just climb onto Meta’s back to get away

She/They mtf Sailor (badass trans women does her makeup then lifts the heavy lobster with one hand)

Whenever the halberd lands, Sailor almost immediately disappears and goes to mess with her brother

their nicknames for each other are ‘sissy’ and ‘buddy’ (can sound mean, but it’s done out of pure love between them)

after the 64 dark matter possession Bandee coughed up black sludge for like a month

gordon ramsay has nothing against bandana’s skill in the kitchen

both are mentally ill and joke about it constantly

meta helps his ‘daughter’ with trans issues (t4t parent-child friendship type shit, love it)

they both weigh so little you could punt them over castle dedede (then get beat up by an angry penguin and bat, with a pink puffball possibly joining in)

Bandee loves heavy metal music

In Team Kirby Clash/Super Kirby Clash, they were the lone survivors of a monster attack on their village and then Morpho Knight took them in basically

literally no one knows how waddle dee’s work so they confuse everyone whenever they do things specific to their species

only Kirby, King Dedede, and very few others can understand the ‘waddle language’

this is how sailor gets away with swearing so much on the halberd

don’t leave them alone together for too long, fire will start

Sailor is older by like 2 minutes and it resulted in the dreaded sibling ‘rivalry’

bandee makes fun of Taranza the most

don’t leave sailor alone with Susie, only one will survive and she’ll have a bloody anchor by her side

https://youtu.be/AY3HJqhrkRA

part 2 :)