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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago

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I worry about Vanessa in the next FNAF movie,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #vanessa fnaf #vanessa afton #fnaf vanny #mike schmidt #fnaf #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #IT WOULD BE so cool and so sad to see Vanny in the fnaf movies #the way she talked about William how she couldn’t fight him makes me suspicious #what did he do to her? is she okay?

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ramblesbiab · 27 days ago

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excuse me mr tumblr waiter. This #transformation post is about someone’s workout journey when I specifically requested people being transfromed into pooltoys. please have more foresight next time thank you

#ramble #pooltoys #im not even into pooltoy stuff #i just like looking at it #she says non-suspiciously #i just think it's neat #tf #transformation #tf kink

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fox-guardian · 6 months ago

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starting to feel like part of the reason that Sam and Celia's romance thing feels a little off rn is cuz like. what do you mean they're actually dating. he asked her on a date and she said yes. and it's working out so far. it's chill and fine. what do you mean they're not pining for 4 seasons, not communicating, and then getting together only after one of them walked through hell to drag the other out and make sure they know they're loved and wanted. they haven't even patched each other's wounds yet hello. aren't y'all moving a little fast.

#ramblings with major #the magnus protocol #tmagp #ripsam #this isn't a criticism or gripe or anything btw this is a joke im being silly #it just feels so STRANGE for them to be romancing like normal people #like im only just accepting genuinely that celia actually wants to date sam for normal reasons. she's so mysterious and suspicious #but she just! likes spending time with him!! she likies him!! this is normal!!#it feels so WEIRD but its chill! it is also really funny #like yeah Celia's whole Thing is def gonna come up at some point but so far they are just vibing #idk its funnysilly to me #it might also feel weird because romance in general is strange to me. but ive already had that minor aro crisis once #we're not gonna look at that rn

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technically-human · 5 days ago

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Reverse Verse poster!

This is another commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are because we are obsessed with this verse and have like a million things planned, but somehow a poster never occurred to me

#dead boy detectives #dbda #edwin payne #charles rowland #niko sasaki #crystal palace surname von hoverkraft #reverse verse #the original poster is purple but this au feels red to me #also people say red and purple don't go well together and i took it personal #i really like niko's clothes #she used to be a miko back in japan so here she goes for what feels familiar even without her memories #also charles being the only one smiling felt right #a very suspicious smile

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sistertotheknowitall · 13 days ago

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DC x DP prompt:

Anger management- 2008 movie What Happens in Vegas style.

Except Jason insists on staying married because he drunkenly texted the family group chat a wedding photo, complete with Elvis in the background. Several messages calling him an idiot has him doubling down, insisting that he has been with Jazmine (“I prefer Jazz.”) for years and they’re completely in love.

Jazz thinks Jason’s an insane rich kid, but he promises to pay her tuition even after their planned divorce in a year.

Cue fake-relationship rom-com with secret identities thrown in and oh, have you met my dead brother and his clone?

#batfam #I like to think Jazz finds out he’s Red Hood and doesn’t tell him.#she lets on just enough to make him suspicious and then goes about her day #anger management #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom

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morganbritton132 · 1 month ago

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Thinking a bit more about this Steve Has Older Siblings AU I’ve got going on (here, here, and here). Specifically about Richard Harrington’s first wife, and two things:

1. She’s a saint. Theresa Kline (former Harrington) stood by her husband through multiple extramarital affairs but a not-quite-yet nineteen year old mistress with a baby was her breaking point. She bowed out gracefully.

Richard married his mistress and Theresa moved on. She never said a bad word about him to her kids or to anyone. She never spat an insult at the child that ruined her marriage or about her baby boy.

Though, she didn’t have to.

Her kids said enough bad things about Steve and his mom on her behalf to fill a book. They never miss an opportunity to remind Steve that while both their parents were from two of Hawkins’ more influential and wealthy families, his mother was a high school dropout homewrecker and a whore that didn’t love him.

Even after his siblings tried fixing their relationship with him, they all still take shots at his mom. Jason’s favorite analogy seems to be that him and his siblings are ‘purebred’ and Steve is a ‘mutt.’

Or, well. It was until Robin heard it and said, “Pure? Like the Nazi’s ideology?? Yikes.”

2. I realize that this AU does not really contradict anything important in the Officer Noodles (and also here) universe. You’d just have to make Angela Harrington Callahan’s little sister.

#I think there’s another officer noodles post out there but god forbid my blog let me see something I posted #I think Theresa would’ve always been really nice to Steve when there were functions that both families had to attend #but Steve’s parents talked so negatively about her that he was always kinda suspicious #she would send a Christmas gift with the kids for him when they did the holiday with their dad #it was hit or miss if he actually received it #he used to kinda wish she was his mom but then would feel so bad about it that it’s make him feel sick #steve harrington #stranger things #phil callahan #Officer noodles #Steve Has Older Siblings AU

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py-dreamer · 2 months ago

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@furornocturna, @swkbiggestdefender

So about that post about Mac being down bad for wukong...

So I noticed one of my most popular posts is hating on the half fried KFC so here we go again!

I do agree that a lot of the time, peeps underestimate just how down bad Mac is for the king, glad to see the bird brain is good for something and calling him out on it

So here's a little something for those who enjoy Macadoodle simping caring for once

Also I learned how to use gaussian blurs! Nice!

(And yes I did use the will smith meme format)

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aardvaark · 3 months ago

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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)

#leverage #nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve #he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him #parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff #but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank #sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties #which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be #manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties #she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i #manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard #so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu #goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting

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metamatronic · 7 months ago

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yes i’m drawing 15-years-later ib AU comics 12 years post release date. what about it.

#ib #mary ib #ib garry #ib spoilers #ib game #ib AU #ok but what if though #mary over-confident until she realizes the paintings don’t listen to her anymore #garry like “i’m going to tell them the truth and explain the situation”#and then meets them and immediately crumbles #“HI JUST A NORMAL GALLERY ATTENDEE TRYING TO ESCAPE”#ib is suspicious of both of them the whole time #garry because suspicious nervous man who she feels like she’s met before #and mary because she can tell her sister’s hiding something #oh yeah and garry thinks mary doesn’t remember anything #(she does)

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evercelle · 11 months ago

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merry merry christmas!!

#danganronpa v3 #ouma kokichi #saihara shuichi #saiouma #ever makes art #ever gifts #i wasnt originally gonna send holiday cards this year but i changed my mind last minute and had to paint this quickly...#happy holidays!! i hope everyone got their cards (or will soon!)#btw my mama saw the cards while i was writing them and instantly thought ouma was really suspicious. lmao #shes never seen a danganronpa in her life but its nice to know ouma instinctively incites suspicious. thats character

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schneesisterss · 2 years ago

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should’ve seen it coming tbh

#I was suspicious of her from the start I knew she was up to something #wednesday #wednesday addams #netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday x tyler #wednesday x xavier #wednesday x enid #ms thornhill #wenclair #the addams family #mine

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dyinggirldied · 3 months ago

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you ever think if danny becomes immortal and he has to watch as his father reincarnates as bruce wayne and his mother as talia al ghul and is so conflicted/baffled? the father in his memory is nothing but a disguise in this life. his mother is more diabolical and has an army within her hold.

he watches damian, who probably, could have, should have been his own reincarnation if the portal incident never happened.

#if jazz is barbara #you can bet joker is not going to be at peace in either life or death #but i thought it would sort of tragic #that danny's human form was the same when he was 14 #even in death #so bruce and talia is confused #and suspicious #when a strange kid just somehow be there #staring at them with something like longing #like that lyrics of the song #oh who is she #a mysty memory #danny is the memory that never comes to be #dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x do

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queenlucythevaliant · 4 months ago

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Honesty hours: I've been working a summer job at a bookstore for almost two months now. Here are the books I will discreetly shake my head at customers for buying. My literary red flags, if you will.

Anything tarot

Particular romance and romantasy novels that I've been told are basically just soft erotica (ACOTAR being the most popular)

Harlequins, which apparently still exist

Colleen Hoover

The Colleen Hoover merch we sell for some godforsaken reason

Heaven is For Real, When God Winks at You, and other theologically sketchy but inexplicably popular books. I'm always internally thinking, "oh honey, no!"

Giant stack of self help books combined with books from the business section. This suggests a very particular type of person. This type of person scares me.

Especially that one book we have about how to become a "superior man" (??)

More than one book by James Patterson. One book is forgivable; multiple suggests you follow him as an author

More than one book by Danielle Steel (same reason)

Parents buying their kids books that are just "Adult Thing: For Kids!" Like we have a picture book that's called "A Day at Dunder Mifflin" or the one adapted from the Dumb and Dumber movies and I'm like. Don't you think your kid would prefer something that's actually for them??

That guy who bought the collected writings of Lenin, the poetic writings of Mao, and a giant, thousand-page biography of Che Guevara all in one go. You okay there buddy?

#not trying to start anything just thought this crowd might appreciate this #if you're not familiar with Danielle Steel (i wasn't really before i started working here) she's basically just patterson ~for her~#suspiciously prolific (ie definitely using ghostwriters)#never leaves the top ten of the bestseller list (ie definitely putting a thumb on the scales)#and so insanely popular that we have to stock everything she's ever written in favor of other stuff #just to explain that one #i feel like the rest are pretty self explanatory #anyway. it's a fun summer job. but at the same time I feel very aware of the fact that my literary tastes place me in a minority #even among my coworkers #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#pontifications and creations

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the-vivi-section · 4 months ago

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