#Officer noodles

[morganbritton132]

Thinking a bit more about this Steve Has Older Siblings AU I’ve got going on (here, here, and here). Specifically about Richard Harrington’s first wife, and two things:

1. She’s a saint. Theresa Kline (former Harrington) stood by her husband through multiple extramarital affairs but a not-quite-yet nineteen year old mistress with a baby was her breaking point. She bowed out gracefully.

Richard married his mistress and Theresa moved on. She never said a bad word about him to her kids or to anyone. She never spat an insult at the child that ruined her marriage or about her baby boy.

Though, she didn’t have to.

Her kids said enough bad things about Steve and his mom on her behalf to fill a book. They never miss an opportunity to remind Steve that while both their parents were from two of Hawkins’ more influential and wealthy families, his mother was a high school dropout homewrecker and a whore that didn’t love him.

Even after his siblings tried fixing their relationship with him, they all still take shots at his mom. Jason’s favorite analogy seems to be that him and his siblings are ‘purebred’ and Steve is a ‘mutt.’

Or, well. It was until Robin heard it and said, “Pure? Like the Nazi’s ideology?? Yikes.”

2. I realize that this AU does not really contradict anything important in the Officer Noodles (and also here) universe. You’d just have to make Angela Harrington Callahan’s little sister.

[edorazzi]

Due to scheduling conflicts we're celebrating Tintin Day early this month! 🥳

Someone said in tags that they could totally see Tintin needing International Rescuing at some point. What better way for the Hood to put iR's integrity on the line than revealing all to a world-famous reporter? Would the Tracys jeopardise their whole operation to save just one life?!

(Un)fortunately Tintin hasn't shown up at work since 1929, so the only sacrifice here will be an old man's dignity. Again. 🪦

[chipthekeeper]

NOODLES BRIAN APPRECIATION POST

[bongwoter]

So...yeah!

ref:

[micoz-field-of-dreamz]

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY DEMON DAYS!!!!

[flamesignitea]

//IM LAOUGHGING SO HARD OMFG G

[blitzwazhere]

//also since this is a blitz blog does that mean I can curse like a sailor???? DO I GET A CHANCE? I don't do it on my other blogs because I really don't wanna be rude or anything but its canon that Blitz curses like a sailor. so I can curse too?

[atangledfate]

Doctor Altiss

Did flats for my danger noodle! just mostly a proof of concept! but meet Restorations Chief medical officer! and possibly the cutters combat medic in the future!

[karnpuffs]

Blue noodles (Morlana One take-out / Ferrix homemade)

[clnclm]

Food Not Food

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

okay tomorrow i'm really gonna DO IT, i'm gonna TRY the THREE SENTENCES CHALLENGE that cee polk told us about, i will REPORT BACK ON HOW IT GOES

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s trying to film a Tiktok showing off what he thinks is the best Chinese food in Chicago but has to stop because he’s getting the most judgmental look from Steve so… “What? What’s that look?”

Steve: What are you doing? You don’t know anything about good food.

Eddie: Yes, I do. I’m a foodie.

Steve: No, you’re not. Your favorite food is pizza rolls. Cooked in the microwave.

Eddie:

Steve: I watched you eat Ramen out of the trash once.

[bellarose204]

OK OK GUYS HEAR ME OUT!!! This has been haunting my head lately-

OK so we know there's something about Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and Fnaf have in common-

5 kids go to a candy factory = 5 kids were killed in a pizzeria

The laundry mat gang = the sister location gang

Charlie Bucket = Charlotte/Charlie Emily

Mike Teevee = Mike/Michael Afton

Noodle = Vanessa (probably)

Grandpa Joe = Henry Emily (since he mentioned he used to work for wonka)

OK OK NOW HERE'S THE PART I NEVER KNEW UNTIL NOW- (and yes my oc has been named this for a long time and yet I never knew)

Willy Wonka = William Afton

Clara Spice = Clara Afton

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS SOMEONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN FOR GAME THEORY!!!!

But who knows! "It's just a theory" 😏

[hauntleep]

Hauntleep and Noddle decided to "help" at work. So far things look very professional.

[kimjunnoodle]

:) the unit above me pipes burst so my apt is flooded :) it’s a great day

[raddestrose]

EEEKKKK

the anticipation has me kicking my feet and everything

ooh he got lucky

ahh im stressed

this show CANNOT be good for my heart and blood pressure ( i have to stop talking like this)

i know I’ve talked about this before but the opening sequence is just AMAZING

huh, where are we?

oh its Glasses

now this is just sad

something seems shifty

oh dang

i kind if feel bad for him

whaaat, dont be shy tell us

what do you mean part two, what was part one

WAIT, is the neighbor?

you what that’s not something you tell the cops

yeesh why are they all laughing

who’s the mystery kid

oh my gosh it’s the guy from season one

yeesh, bros gotta chill that face is TERRIFYING

aww that’s cute

OH GOD NEVERMIND, thats got dark fast

oh i see

oh i see😦

never mind, you actually should’ve been shy. That’s just so sad.

Oh god these guys are MESSED UP

i see its the neighbor

oh were catched up now

what do you mean against the rules

WHAAAAT