#identity lane

[frownyalfred]

Enough with Lois being flattered and seduced by Bruce Wayne. I want Clark blushing like a school girl every time Bruce gets within ten feet, and Lois wants to know why.

So of course she sleeps with him. Mostly to prove to Clark that Wayne isn’t all that and a bag of snacks. A little bit because hey, Wayne isn’t exactly horrible to look at, even if her vibrator has more sentience.

And then, in the middle of trying to prove to Clark that there’s absolutely nothing to get flustered about, Wayne rocks her fucking world. Not once, not twice, not a fluke — all weekend. In between rounds she spots him doing the New York Times crossword in pen and decides it’s a hallucination.

She limps (happily) back to the office on Monday and when Clark brings up Bruce Wayne again, she keeps her mouth shut.

[ckducky]

My Adventures at the Daily Planet costume contest

a redraw of one of my favorite Superman panels

In the style of MAWS

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[violent138]

Bruce Wayne, doing an interview after his secret identity got leaked: "Yes I've been operating for several years-- what? Why do you look so horrified?"

The reporter: "It's so weird hearing you speak without the... the old voice."

Bruce:...

Bruce, changing his voice to be more amused and higher pitched: "Can we get back to the interview now?"

Reporter: "Was everything a lie?"

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Lois ain't beating the "She's Luz" accusations any time soon.

[jesncin]

batman: so by splitting the work between former League members, Young Justice team, and current League members we were able to take down a good portion of the meta child trafficking ring and bring one of the leaders of the operation to justice.

wonder woman: but you lied in order to do that. do you feel bad that you had to lie. to do that.

batman (a vigilante): ,,? not. not really.

[smallcloisville]

Lois Lane to the rescue!

[kent-farm]

Zip.

—Lois Lane, Smallville, “Identity” 👗

[redkelpfish]

“A superhero problem must be solved by investigative journalist Clark Kent and forensic specialist Barry Allen” but what they forgot to account for was that their wives are both journalists and better than them

[godshaper]

tech steps & streetwise steps hanging out before the heartbreak incident

[24hrsoda]

i think we need to take the word misogyny away from some people

shipping superbat is not misogynistic and lois lane is not being erased or unnecessarily hated on for “getting in the way of superbat”

people just wanna seem like they’re above others for not enjoying something popular but instead of saying “i don’t like this because it’s popular and i’m a loser who hates when people have more fun than me” they sling the word misogyny around and use the oppression and mistreatment of women to win a one sided argument

[karaspal]

the whole boring "lois should fall for superman first", "no, she should fall for clark first" is so easy to resolve if clark tells her he is superman before they start dating. it makes sense for him to. lois was his friend before she became his girlfriend.

[lazyartgirl]

New Justice League member meets the Batfamily, starring Superman!

After Batman leaves an important Justice League meeting early, saying he has a personal matter to attend to. His leaving causes issue, making everyone mad. No one believes he has a personal life, so Superman tracks him down using clues. To his surprise, Batman really does have a personal life outside the cowl.

[violent138]

Lois Lane pre-identity reveal thinks Clark Kent has it out for her and despises him:

Clark once bumped into her desk while walking fast and destroyed it. Obviously, he got it replaced, but a lot of her stuff got mixed around and Lois figured he was sabotaging her

Clark routinely scoops her about the biggest crime stories in the city (and Lois, unbeknownst to Clark, considers him a rival and can't stand that he pretends to be so nice and offers to share the byline)

Clark has an insanely good memory and Lois has done so many embarrassing things in front of him

Lois hates that he's the best and quickest editor in the building

He can get anyone to open up to him and once lectured her about journalistic ethics mid-story

He seems dismissive of beloved local hero Superman, and for a reporter is somehow completely ignorant about everything Superman-related

Jimmy Olsen listens to this list and starts laughing.

[greenfiend]

Will is Superman…