#i'd do anything (not anything)

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[eats-a-berry]

i wasn't sure exactly what i thought adult gideon should be doing, but i DO quite like the triple combination of cowboy-biker, drag queen, and used car salesman at the same time. she's always a busy person!

[weevmo]

The Same Shoes

Prefacing this with: This was quick iffy practice on Procreate so it's not super great - I just really really just want to see Ragatha do something hard to forgive -

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[shimmershy]

Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.

[simonbrain]

cw slight dubcon

simon sweet talking you into having another kid because he's a nasty man who just wants a big family with his precious wife :(

it's hard to acknowledge anything except for the steady pace simon keeps as he drills into you and the hushed words being cooed in your ear, his voice filling your empty head with thoughts of adding another to the family. he's so eager to get you pregnant again, so ready to welcome a third little angel into your lives.

"would look so pretty, baby," he moans, pawing at your tits and chuckling fondly at the whine he gets back. "we can put tha' spare room to use, eh? please, lovie." you try your best to answer back, but honestly, your brain melted out of your head two rounds ago, and now you just want to come again.

"w— we can't, simon," you whimper, your body tingling pleasantly all over from his relentless thrusts. he growls softly at that and comes to a halt, pressing kisses to your cheek when you let out a sob, desperate for him to keep going.

"you know what i want, love. c'mon, don't you wanna make me a daddy again?" he purrs, punching a moan out of you as he picks up the speed again. it's so obvious he's dangling your orgasm in front of you in order to get you to agree, and if you were any more lucid, you'd call him out, but right now all you can think about is how close you are. who can blame you for giving in?

he smiles a little meanly when you mewl something out that sounds close to come inside me, his hands wrapping around your thighs to pull you in closer to him as he really begins to pound you into the bed. you've lost your fight faster than expected, but he's not complaining. whatever his missus wants, she gets.

(he pretends to be concerned when later on in the week you tell him you've missed your period with a scowl on your face. acts surprised when you present a positive pregnancy test and snickers when you smack his arm after he hums and says, "how'd that 'appen?" like he didn't fill you up a total of three times that night, just to make sure it took.)

[soap-ify]

you love it when simon gets all soft when he stays home for too long, a layer of fat covering up his otherwise hardened muscles, all because you give him proper meals with lots of nutrition everyday!

simon doesn’t mind your adoration at all. in fact, he loves it — loves the way you just lay your head on his soft tummy and feel it rise and fall with every breath he takes, your cheek squishing against his skin. he also loves it when you are nibbling on his bulky arms, sometimes even gnawing on his pecs. he teases you for latching onto his chest like that, just staring at him with those pretty eyes while he scratches you scalp. what are you, a cat? your impulsive thoughts always win when you see him, and he doesn’t mind them at all.

“need to start goin’ to gym, love. gettin’ to soft here.” he grumbled under his breath, though you quickly hushed him with a kiss, pulling away with a pout. he got the message right away.

[cj-kenobi]

otter-wan says it's time for BIG yawn and commander cuddles

[laurellala-comics]

Fun fact! This was the real tipping point that made Edgeworth run away after AA1, they just couldn't show it on screen because they didn't have the rights to Chappell Roan's music <3

(A spiritual successor to my "Hot to Go" joke from this post. Image description under the cut below)

[Image ID: a four page black and white comic of characters from ace attorney.

The Judge stands solemnly at his podium holding a gavel "Mr. Miles Edgeworth, you are on trial for the murder of blah blah blah..."

A cheerful Maya Fey leans over to Miles Edgeworth, who is staring straight ahead and looking very concerned

Maya: "Psst! Mr. Edgeworth! If you win your trial, can I show you Chappell Roan?

Miles: "What the hell, sure." Internally he thinks "Oh God I am going to jail"

A box saying "later" in the top corner of the next panel marks the passage of time.

The Judge smiles as he says "I declare you... Not Guilty!"

We see a full body shot of Maya dancing excitedly while Miles looks on, emotionless

Maya: YIPPEE omg you're going to LOVE this

Miles internally thinks "oh no, the consequences of my actions.

We see Miles standing in between Phoenix Wright and Maya looking apprehensive. Maya beams in excitement, while Nick puts a reassuring hand on Miles' shoulder

Miles: Alright, so what is this exactly?

Nick: She's a pop musician Maya really likes

Maya: You promised you'd let me show you, and it's legally binding because you said it in a court room!

Miles: That is not how the law works Ms. Fey

Maya: Shh just listen!

We see a panel of Miles' pensive face concentrating as he listens to "Hot to Go". He thinks to himself "hm".

Another panel zoomed in more. His pensive expression has grown more tense/confused as he listens to "Red Wine Supernova". he again thinks to himself "Hm" in a larger thought bubble.

We zoom out again to see Nick, Miles, and Maya standing together again. Miles stares forward blankly, eyebrows raised. Maya excitedly leans in.

Maya: Ok, that's her whole discography. So! What did you think?

Nick looks at him, waiting for his response

We get a panel of Miles, looking bewildered. He starts to speak "I..."

We cut again to see the three of them standing together.

Miles: I... don't think I like women?

Miles looks shocked and confused. Nick is bent over laughing, using a hand on Miles's shoulder to support himself. Maya looks outraged and appalled!

Maya: MR. EDGEWORTH! Just because you don' like her musi it doesn't give you an excuse to be sexist!

We see a panel of Miles looking stressed and confused. He leans his head on one of his hands, which messes up his hair, showing how he isn't his normal put together self.

Miles: I should rephrase that. What I mean is, Ms. Roan is clearly VERY assured in her feelings towards women. I was... unaware that anyone felt that strongly. I thought we all viewed these things with a vague sense of distaste and unease but collectively ignored it. Like how we do with climate change.

We zoom out again to see the three of them. Miles stands in the middle looking deeply uncomfortable and lost in thought, vibrating with unease. Nick and Maya exchange deeply concerned glances across from him.

With lingering unease, Miles begins to walk away.

Miles: Well, I should be going then. Goodnight.

Nick hesitantly raises a finger to point out an inaccuracy in that statement

Nick: It's four in the afternoon-

he gets interrupted by Miles who repeats firmly: I said Goodnight

Nick looks in the direction Miles walked off in.

Nick: ...He'll be ok, right?

Maya reassures him: Of cours Nick! I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Jump cut to a closeup of Nick's hand holding Miles' letter which reads Miles Edgeworth chooses death in all caps. Then, below in smaller font, it says Also femininomenon was really good, thanks.

We see a panel of Nick glaring wordlessly at Maya as he holds the letter in his hand. Maya leans against the wall and looks away, whistling, trying to look innocent to avoid blame.

As a bonus, we also have a page that takes place a year later. Miles and Nick stand talking. Miles looks calmer now, and Nick smiles encouragingly.

Miles: In my time in Europe, I've been examining myself and my approach to law. Ultimately, the most important focus must be justice. We owe it to ourselves and to the people we serve

Nick: Wow, that's really inspiring Edgeworth. And, uh, hows the... the other thing going?

We get a zoomed in panel of Miles glaring menacingly at a suddenly nervous Nick

Jumping out again, Miles turns his back to Nick as he continues to talk

Miles: So as I was saying, justice is truly so important...

Nick nervously rubs the back of his neck wearing an awkward expression as he sweats nervously. He thinks to himself internally "Ooookay then, clearly still working through some things there"

/.End ID]

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

[taxed-up-trotter]

dr simptio anyways isnt aventurines boss form wife material

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Just your average male living space.

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[manguopudding]

someone give my girlie some glasses 🥺🥺

[thetisming]

amatonormativity: a romantic partner should be the most important person in EVERYONE'S life

NOT amatonormativity: MY romantic partner is the most important person in MY life, but i understand this is not the same for other people

allosexnormativity: EVERYONE should have sex and sex is something EVERYONE needs/wants/should want

NOT allosexnormativity: I PERSONALLY enjoy sex and love having sex because it makes ME feel good, but other people dont feel the same and that's okay

platonormativity: having friends is important for EVERYONE and EVERYONE needs/has/should have friends

NOT platonormativity: having friends is important to ME and I PERSONALLY love having friends, but there are people who dont and theres nothing wrong with that

faminormativity (is that the word?): family is important for EVERYONE and EVERYONE needs to have their family

NOT faminormativity: family is important to ME and I PERSONALLY need my family with me, but other people dont feel the same and i understand that

lovenormativity (again, not sure if this is a word): EVERYBODY feels love and there's something wrong wiith you if you dont

NOT lovenormativity: I PERSONALLY feel love and love people, but not everyone does and that's completely okay!

NOT amatonormativity: i dont have friends/have any desire to have friends, i am happy with other relationships/no relationships at all

NOT platonormativity: i dont have any desire to be in a romantic relationships, and i am happy with my platonic relationships

NOT allosexnormativity: i like hooking up with people and having one night stands or friends with benefits

NOT faminormativity: i care about my family deeply and am close with family members

NOT lovenormativity: i feel love for people i care about

it's not normative to personally enjoy something, so long as you respect that other people simply arent like you and aren't going to like the same things as you. taking down normativity is a two way street, allos and aspecs need to do it. support your local aros, aces, apls, afams and other aspecs today! remember to challange all normativities, and to not enforce other normativity by saying how bullshit other normativities are!

nothing is universal. romance is not universal. sex is not universal. friendship is not universal. family is not universal. love is not universal. nothing is universal.

[sorunort]

"This one wants and wants but will not speak. They have circled endlessly, chasing what they had, that of which is now lost. They will make for a yearning heart."

so i played slay the princess recently. and might've thought about another monochromatic time loop game......

(psssst please pretend those are the Universe's hands, ok? okay. thank you. enjoy those implications.)