#i was at work and i literally thought i was going to puke. im so lonely
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I love my coworkers so much. (For many reasons, including that they're all genuinely pretty good people, open and accepting, and funny.)
One of them and her husband are going to a metal concert this weekend, and it turns out that our manager is going with his oldest daughter because they're also fans of this band. The one coworker commented that she wonders what people must think when they hear about the different concerts she's gone to this year since its kind of a weird variety--an old folky-country singer who's mostly only popular with older people (in their mid 50's and up; she and her sister were the youngest there by quite a bit, in their late 20's and early 30's respectively), Taylor Swift, and now a metal band.
Another coworker piped up, "That's why I like you; your music tastes are eclectic. You're poly-jam-orous!"
I about died laughing, y'all. Her pun game is on point, as usual.
#not knitting#not crafting#puns#personal#its so nice to have coworkers who all get along#the team i had when i first started mostly got along but after we lost half of them at once because of the old manager it went downhill#and it seemed like everyone who got brought on for a while was super conservative and racist and religious#if they thought someone was making a joke about their religion or brought up politics they didn't agree with they cried to the manager#it didn't matter if they were part of the conversation or not#it didn't matter if they only heard part of the conversation and took it out of context#they didn't even bother talking to the three of us remaining before they got offended and cried that they were being discriminated against#those were also the laziest most entitled bunch that ever worked in my department#never wanted to work and always wanted the three of us to cover for them but gods forbid one of us has an emergency and needs them to help#suddenly 'kids these days' and 'no one wants to work' and 'some of us have lives you know we can't always cover for you'#boomer mindset on all of them#i damn near quit because i was tired of their shit but i held on out of spite since they clearly didn't like me#i kept the mindset that 'im not trapped here with you. y'all are trapped here with ME'#literally stayed late with no complaints to cover for one of them for a week at a time 3 months in a row so she could go on fancy vacations#and when i asked her to come in early for me once because i was puking my guts out from a migraine she bitched that she was tired of#covering for me all the time and refused to come in half an hour early. i had to come in to open and leave once a couple more people were i#she'd been there for literally only 4 months at that point and had already been on those 3 vacations which were planned AFTER she got hired#and i hadn't missed a day of work the entire time she'd been there so she had never had to cover for me. or for the other two who remained.#all that to say im very thankful for my current team#we communicate and are willing to help cover or switch shifts and even though we come from different walks of life everyone is respectful#no one acts like theyre better than everyone else like fancy vacation bitch did (cuz she was a rich white conservative christian lady)#it also doesn't hurt that im no longer the only queer in the office and most of the current team is also crafty#we hype each other's work up and share supplies and tools if someone needs it#and then weve got the puns#so many awful puns and dad jokes and its the best
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literally sick to my fucking stomach with anxiety about thinking about showing up to work tonight
#last night was the 2nd time the security guard expressed his opinion on being lgbt & ive politely disagreed with him so far#but if he mentions it tonight i literally will not be able to stop myself from coming for every fragment of his so called arguments#he thinks were friends & he says he likes me but just has an issue with it in general. i wont stop myself from ripping him a new one#the thought of being essentially by myself at work & having to defend my very existence genuinely has me shaking with sadness & rage#ive said several times i refuse to talk politics also but he keeps trying to convince me that religion/capitalism/military are our only hop#if it persists after tonight i have no problem complaining to management because im not going to fucking stand for it#god i wanna puke. hashtagAnxietyTime ✌#DO NOT REBLOG#emma vents#homophobia#work rants
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literally sick with want and desire for a womans touch this fine morning
#i was at work and i literally thought i was going to puke. im so lonely#like beneath my cool and chill facade is desire for love and touch and sex from a cute girl#but im kinda gross and fat and ugly and annoying and very inexperienced with girls#so i feel like i cant get what i want and its making me sick#with that being said. any beloved mutual want to be friends with benefits with me.#vent tw
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The thing about Thoschei that's so funny is that these are literally all the same people, meaning technically these are all the same ship.
We have these two. Yes? We know twissy. We love twissy.
We have spy doc, yeah? We love spydoc.
We have our beloved/beloathed Simmten. Everyone loves simmten.
We even have whatever these two weirdos had going on.
BUT - Have you ever ever thought about what would happen if you mixed them up? It feels illegal (as in, 'These two specifically are a bonded pair, do not separate' joking matter), but think about the chaos implications.
Can you fucking imagine if you shoved THIS man (6) with Simm! Master? Someone's gonna regenerate. Im not sure who yet. Mel's definitely gonna scream at him, though.
"Ello dear friend do you mind coming along and-"
"Why the fuck do you look like that?"
"Like what??"
"Like a unicorn stomped on you, ate you and puked you back up!"
"You don't like it? What's wrong with it? Is it the hair?"
"Is it the?- NO YOU MORON!"
Or Missy with 9? The amount of arguments and pouting- A lot of sarcastic banter. Maybe a hissy fit. A sissy slap fight if you will because deep down he would care if she got hurt so wouldn't actually ever hit her but would say some pretty mean things.
"Fine! Then go to your room!"
"I'll do no such thing! And you can't make me!"
"Then die! See if I care!"
"Only if you let me kill you first!!"
"Try! See what happens!"
"You dare hit a lady??"
"Pft- I'd hardly call you a lady..."
Yana! Master and 13? Tinker buddies! (They're basically in a love triangle with Chantho)
Roberts! Master with 15? I have a feeling this would kinda slap. Idk why, but I just do.
"So. What so you think?"
"Oh! Sister yes!!"
"... I am neither your sibiling.. nor a woman..?"
"Its an expression babes."
"Why are you calling me such affections??"
I feel in my gut that these two would get along decently well, except this time 12 is the bad influence, not him. If anything, it would consist of 12 showing him earthling things.
"...So.. Uno.."
"Yes."
"I have to have one card left..?"
"Yes."
"...why don't I just throw away my other cards?"
"That's against the rules I think."
"Says who?"
"Says... well... says.. the rules." 💁
Dhawan! Master and 10? 10 could fix him within an episode. I'm sure of it. Hell 14 could fix him. Might take a little longer, though. Dhawan would make tea for him after they go to therapy together. Their therapist says they should work on their co-dependency, but they think she just "doesn't get their dynamic"
I think it would be really funny if we shoved 4 with missy too. Sarah Jane and her would have so much beef. It would be unreal. I do think that Dhawan would be fond of K9 the most though, and Simm would probably be the type to get jealous of a robotic dog...
#the master#thoschei#missy doctor who#dhawan!master#yana! master#roberts!master#twissy#tensimm#spydoc#ninth doctor#fourteenth doctor#15th doctor#6th doctor#4th doctor#ainley!master#delgado!master
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nin reads the bonus chapters pt. 2 (TRK Edition)
Betsy's chapter (oh god this is basically going to be me quoting the whole thing)
Andrew pointed at him and turned a scandalized look on Betsy. "Working theory: Coach is allergic to sugar!" "How ghastly," Betsy said.
them! him looking at her like that. the banter between them. i love him i love her their dynamic is just my favourite thing ever pls
She half-expected him to sit as far from her as he could, but he took the chair at her side and spun his mug in lazy circles on the table.
sobbing. this is so soft
Andrew laughed and gave an exaggerated shrug, only to wince and reach for his bandaged temple. "Ouch," he complained cheerily, a second before digging his fingers hard into the gauze and tape. Betsy tapped the table in front of him in warning. He sighed like her request for restraint was unbearable but held onto the chair between his knees instead.
1) ouch. i feel ill 2) CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TAPPING TO STOP HIM HURTING HIMSELF!!!!! CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WE NEVER REALLY SEE ANDREW AS SOMEONE WHO HURTS HIMSELF BUT IN THIS CHAPTER WE DO?? IS IT BECAUSE HE CAN LET HIS GUARD DOWN IN FRONT OF HER?? IS IT SOMETHING SHE HAS TO STOP OFTEN??? PUKING 3) him holding onto the chair is so cute
Betsy kept her tone gentle like it would somehow make her next question less terrible: "Did you let them run a kit, Andrew?" "No choice, Bee." Andrew said, with a put-upon sigh.
PUKE
Betsy was less interested in his aggrieved front than she was in what his hands were doing: Andrew was dragging a thumb up and down his left forearm is short, agitated jerks. The force behind it would have torn skin if his sleeves weren't there to take the brunt of it. Betsy tapped the table again, and Andrew obediently reached for his mug with both hands.
PUKE_2
"You might not have noticed, but he and I look a lot alike! They'll look at him and see me, and we both know how little they think of me. Have to stack the deck in his favor somehow."
this hurts so badly. him doing the kit for aaron. him feeling like aaron's odds at getting out of this are fucked up because of him. him feeling like he has to do everything he can to fix this for aaron. PUKE_3
"I know how invasive a procedure it can be, especially on the heels of such violence." And there it was at last: A subtle chink in the armor his withdrawal was tearing away from him. In a year and a half of treating Andrew, she'd never seen him so still. [...] If she was kinder, she would leave it at that, but Andrew would react worse to being coddled than he would to what she needed to say.
PUKE_4 also,,, am i allowed to say how im obsessed with how accurate i've managed to get my fic about andrew and bee. like that last line hellooooo
"I don't imagine you allowed it last time." [...] How Andrew reacted - how much he would admit to, how much he would trust her in the wake of such trauma - was too important. "Oh, Bee," Andrew said, with a laugh she didn't at all believe. "You assume they were stupid enough to get caught."
why did she write this. was it specifically to hurt me because she won. it worked. also the fact that andrew feels comfortable enough around david to have this conversation with him in the room makes me feel insane
"Are you and Neil not getting along?" Betsy asked. David sent her a look of pained incredulity
he's like girl please don't tell me you ALSO haven't noticed. he literally can't believe he's the only one that's picked up on it. he's like youre his THERAPIST what do u mean are they not getting along
okay this next part i literally have so many thoughts i meant it when i said i was basically going to put this whole chapter here
"We have spent too much time together if you are so reckless," Andrew said, figeting with the bandages on his face again. "Lot of eyes, Bee, so many eyes. I do not think they will care about insomnia when they finally have the chance to nail us to the wall. Better safe than sorry, yes? They cannot keep him. I will not let them."
god once again the way he want to do everything he can to get aaron out of this whole situation. and just... him knowing how many people are going to be looking at him and reading him and everything just. hguhsudfusdfkgsd
Betsy put a finger to the tape at his cheekbone in silent questioning but waited until Andrew dropped his hand before trying to peel the gauze up. She sucked in a slow breath through gritted teeth at the stitches and bruises along his temple.
so gentle. so much trust and care and i feel SICK
"I didn't even get to keep it," Andrew complained. "How stingy. I've never tried brandy."
not him saying this about the bottle Drake hit him with. ANDREW
"You have done astoundigly well despite life's every attempt to crush you. I'm sorry," She said, trying and failing to catch his eye. "and I'm so, so proud of you."
sobbing
finally the words crawled out of him: "Everyone knows now, Bee." And that, she thought, was the harsh truth he would medicate to avoid processing. Not his uncle's betrayal or Drake's violence, but having his violation broadcast against his will to a family he wouldn't let go of and wouldn't let in. [...] Betsy would have gone to him if she wasn't so sure he would retreat.
SOBBING
"Who fears the monster that knows the taste of a whip?" Andrew asked.
literally puking. how beautiful and heartbreaking and such a horrible heartbreaking look into the way andrew views himself. this HUUURTS
"You could be their friend, their cousin, their brother. Don't you think you deserve that?" "Oh, Bee," Andrew said, a little too tired to be pitying. "With him on our heels?"
okay y'all gotta help me. is this about. drake? or like... who's him referring to
"Maybe letting her choose isn't the best idea." David said. Betsy put a hand over her heart. "David, you wound me." "Bee likes musicals," Andrew announced brightly, though David had found that out the hard way.
BETSY DAVID FRIENDSHIP I NEED ITTTTT
David waited until his back was turned before nodding an okay to Betsy. Trusting he would keep a discreet eye on her most precious charge, Betsy collected her keys and purse and left the house.
HER MOST PRECIOUS CHARGE
anyways! this chapter destroyed me and put me back together again! and i feel ILL after reading it! :D
#aftg bonus content#aftg bonus chapters#aftg bonus content spoilers#aftg bonus chapters spoilers#aftg spoilers#mine
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IMAGINE wanderer with breeding kink 😭😭😭 IM HFIWJDJW—
imagine a scenario where reader is super popular with guys because she is pretty (but she doesnt know that) and wanderer just gets possessive and once they get home, he bends her over the table and just keeps going no matter how much she cries that it was too much and he say something about how he should knock her up so everyone knows that she is his- 😩😩😩
Wanderer x fem! reader. Smut. Breeding kink. Praise. Usual insecurities about looks.
Tagging @xxventiswindblumexx @kichikichiko @that-one-gay-writer1227
Wanderer was disgusted with the sight unfolding in front of him. It was a common sight for him. There were two boys giving you sweets and declaring their love for you in a loud way to get your attention.
He supposed he couldn't blame them. He has done the exact same thing to you, except not in a gushy, puppy dog in love way. A very abrasive standoffish way. <3
They were pissing him off.
And so where you.
Because you said that thing. That thing he always hated.
"Guys, please. I'm flattered, but I don't even see why would say I'm pretty?" You were so polite about it, always not accepting their gifts and praise they practically puked all over you.
It made him sick.
Wanderer did what he always did. "What about my glare doesn't say fuck off and stop wasting your time," he snarled in a low, dangerous tone. He snatched the love letters and a box of candy from them.
The candy! He didn't know what was worse. You putting yourself down or the candy.
Wanderer's anger and jealousy seemed to dance and vibrate along your skin.
"Nahida is going to be so pissed at me. She already gave me two warnings for burning this shit right in the street," Wanderer grumbled, using Anemo in a way that always impressed you. He used the wind to fan the flames of the cooking pot outside of a cafe in Sumeru City to burn everything the boys had given you. You genuinely didn't think that was possible. He was so angry that the flames should've instantly extinguished.
Once he was done, Wanderer grabbed your hand and started the short journey back to your home. He didn't say one word to you. He slammed the door closed the behind him.
"It's okay, I didn't accept anything. I couldn't. And besies I'm not even--"
"Shut your mouth. Now," he growled. He knew exactly what was going to come out of your pretty mouth and he couldn't stand to hear it again.
He pushed you roughly against the wall, pouring passion into your mouth with deep, mouthed kisses. You shivered, breathless. It felt like he was kissing praise into you.
For what?
"You are so fucking beautiful. I practically fall on my knees everyday because of your beauty. Me. On my knees for someone? It's funny how the world works, isn't it?" he chuckled, tugging on your lower lip before sinking his teeth into your neck.
You hissed in softly in pain, but it was quickly soothed by heavy grinds of his teeth and sucking, nursing his tongue against your skin in a soothing way.
Again, it felt like it was drooling, sucking, and biting praise onto your skin.
Why?
"You taste so good I just can't help myself. I get drunk everytime." he babbled while he sucked, his hands tearing at your clothes and throwing them carelessly on the ground. "It's like the finest wine, the fruity flavored ones that you like but I hate."
He plunged two fingers inside of you, barely giving you time to adjust before he added a third finger, hooking it inside you. It made your body twitch with pleasure, making you moan and whine.
Wanderer only meant to finger you a little, just to make you cry and moan and plead. His fingers were pouring that praise again.
You thought you were beginning to understand why.
When Wanderer roughly gripped your hip to hold you still when you started bucking your hips into his fingers, crying out in the most delicious way.
He had a literal aha! moment. He tapped his fingers against your hip, burying his fingers inside of you with extra force to convey his excitement. It nearly made you cum on his fingers.
"I have an idea! It's one that will end all this drivel that spills from your mouth about your beauty." He was smirking intensely in excitement. He gripped your hip tightly for a moment, kneading his fingers into your skin. "You see I have always noticed something about these hips."
Turning you around so quick it stunned you. He bent you over the table. Licking up your neck, he gripped your hair, pulling your head back so that his lips were right next to your ear. "They are perfect for fucking our children into."
You gasped when Wanderer took out his cock and roughly snapped his hips as he thrust inside of you. He always liked to be naked while he fucked you, but he just couldn't wait to breed you. It was something he obsessed about actually.
"Ah! AH! Scara, please! I can hardly breathe!" You cried out, making him laugh.
"Ha, I don't want to hear it from you. Your hips were always begging me to fill you full. This is what you want to, isn't it?" He thrusts were relentless, your fingernails digging into the table to ground yourself, because his intensity made you dizzy. "Now use your words and tell me you want a family with me. Hurry up because I am almost close to filling you."
His hand reached around until he could feel something. He pressed on the bulge in your stomach. You screamed with pleasure.
"Say it! Say it!" Wanderer growled, using your hair as leverage to bury himself inside of you.
"Scara! Scara! Please! It feels so good my head to spinning!" You cried out, your walls clamping tighter the more he thrust.
Wanderer flipped your over so he could see the bulge poking in your stomach. It sent such a thrill through him. "Then say it!"
"Yes, Scara! Yes! It's what I want!" Your whole body shook as you climaxed, tears falling from your eyes.
"Now you understand," he groaned, cumming inside of you. He never stopped thrusting. "I hope you know that we are going for multiple rounds. You have a lesson to be fucked into you. Brace yourself while I make you a mother. We are going all night so I can do it right the first time!"
#genshin impact#genshin smut#fem!reader#genshin imagines#wanderer#wanderer x reader#wanderer x you#wanderer x y/n
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| 𝐃𝐑. 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐓. 𝟐 |
“dude i swear i will get on my knees for that woman!” you rolled over on your best friends, dina’s bed as she passed you a blunt, taking a hit before passing it back to the dark haired girl sitting against her bed on the floor.
“you saw her two times y/nn” she shook her head looking at the blunt before looking at you. “ok but listen, she is like ethereal dude, i’d gobble her-“ “and you’re done speaking, go to sleep you have work tomorrow” you almost puked at the thought of work.
dina rolled you over to the wall side as she got under the covers “i should have a heart attack and then you can take me and ask for her” “go to bed y/n!”
hearing your stupid alarm go off, dina took it upon herself to grab your ankles and drag you off her very comfortable bed “i’m going to put you in my 13th record” you rubbed your face before getting up to her bathroom “love you!”
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you were only a little happy today because it was pay day so you decided to be nice to the annoying customers as well. “have a great day ma’am” you gave the most fake smile to the customer, flipping her off when she left “no sign of doctor goddess this morning?” jesse walks in to start his closing shift.
“she’s the only reason i’m even here right now, can’t believe this is how she breaks up with me” you fake a sad sign, shaking your head at him causing him to chuckle at your attitude.
quickly going around the counter to help jesse clean up for his shift you started by wiping down the tables, the bell to the door chimes, leaving the rag and spray bottle on the dirty table, you saw abby. “hey doctor” you walked back to the register, throwing the latex gloves in the trash, giving her a smile. “hey sweetheart” the nickname giving you a tingly feeling in your stomach.
“the usual? and why so late?” you started with brewing the coffee “night shift and can you make that 4 please, my co-workers need it too” she sighed giving you the sweetest smile.
i want you to fuc-
nodding at her request you grabbed a couple more cups and a cup holder “so as a doctor do you get like any days off? it seems so like exhausting” you tilted your head looking at her “well, because i am a very needed doctor in the field i get at least a month or two off for vacation but on my days off i need to have my pager on me always” she shows you the little black box on her pocket.
you feel jesse “accidentally” bump into you with a sorry ass apologize and a cough, giving to the look. “so um, i was wondering if i could like maybe get your number?” you held your breath, fiddling with your fingers only giving her minimal eye contact. abby pulls her phone out, handing it over to you “why not” she maintains her eye contact.
quickly adding your contact in her phone you gave it back to her, giving yourself a fist bump in your head “you know like incase i have a heart attack or something and need to call for help” you joked biting the inside of your cheek out of a nervous habit “i hope you never have a heart attack sweet thing and i really hope you call the ambulance first” she laughed.
giving her the coffees you gave her a small bye “i’ll text you on my break, if you’re awake by then?” she gave you a flashing smile before walking out.
“holy shit! you got her number” jesse patted your back “holy fucking shit! i like almost shit myself, im gonna pass out” you inhaled deeply after holding your breath for so long “can i be the maid of honor” he wiggled his brows at you with a stupid smirk on his face “you can sit in the back with the grass.”
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getting out the shower you started getting ready for bed, not to sleep cause tomorrow is your day off but you wanted to just chill and watch the vampire diaries.
buzz buzz
grabbing your phone you see a number text, your heart racing knowing it’s literally the love of your life texting.
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Hello, it’s Abby from the coffee shop.
omg hey! didnt think u would text me
Of course I would, why wouldn’t I?
i mean, you are a busy heart doctor so i assumed you would be too busy 😭
Why are you crying?
crying? no abs it’s supposed to be me laughing LOL
Oh, well I still have a lot to learn.
you’re literally adorable, are you off tomorrow?
During the day, yes, but I have another night shift. Why?
do you maybe want to go out for lunch or something?
Of course, I would love to.
What time and which restaurant?
you can pick that for us, im down for anything :)
How about 12pm at Vue Rooftop?
oh that sounds fancy and i probably can’t afford it 🥲
Sweetheart, who said you were going to pay for anything in the first place? It’s my treat.
no, i cant let you pay for me thats not fair on you
It’s a date Y/n, I’ll see you tomorrow. I have to get back to work now, Goodnight beautiful.
AUTHORS NOTE: yeah i have adhd and i am making part 3 already … EHEHEHEH
#lesbian#lgbtq#wlw#the last of us ii#abby anderson#tlou2#the last of us#tlou#abby anderson imagine#abby x you#abby x reader#abby x fem!reader#abby anderson x reader#doctor!abby
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hell n back
“i was over love thought i had enough till i found u”
summary: chris and y/n have been secretly dating! but what happens when a fan catches them on a date?
***I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO FINISH “WHY NOT ME” SO TAKE THIS 🥰***
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y/nupdates oh hello christopher
-christophersturniolo hi
nicolassturniolo new nails!
-ynslife yk it
colbbyjackk photo of chris i see 😼😼
-ynupdates they’ve made it clear that they are just friends so stop yappin brodie
matthewsturniolo wait you went to wingstop without us
-y/nslife yeah it was so good
-matthewsturniolo so you want me to go hungry
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chrissturnioloupdates chris via deleted insta story
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y/nupdates THOSE ARE Y/NS NAILS…
-sturniolooo how do you know that…😭
y/nswife total invasion of their privacy. delete this??
-loverboyyy do ur legs get tired from how much ur bouncing on her wood?
y/nscloset i mean she liked it..
-sturnbros DOESNT MEAN ITS HER! CHRIS COULD HAVE A GF THAT ISNT Y/N. YOU SHOULD KYS FOR THINKING THIS
-y/nscloset what the sigma 🤓☝️
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famousspotted im sorry did my friend and i find CHRIS STURNIOLO AND Y/N ON A DATE?? 💀💀
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matttheycanflyyy i literally knew it. YOU CAN SEE HER PROMISE RING ISTG.
pinksands_ none of them liked the post tho..
y/nupdates bruh.
chrissturnioloupdates I TOLD YOU GUYS
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christophersturniolo y’all are federal.
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y/nslife i wonder who that girl is..
-christophersturniolo she’s a beautiful lady
matthewsturniolo bro watched princess and the frog
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christophersturniolo damn what position y’all in now
-nevaheardofy/n downward dog
nicolassturniolo bro was sleepin at McDonalds
-nevaheardofy/n well maybe it’s bc we went there at 12pm
-nicolassturniolo or maybe it’s bc you’re a grandma
matthewsturniolo i hated that slime.
-nevaheardofy/n you added too much activator so urs literally looked like flesh.
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y/nslife munch.
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christophersturniolo i love going to the beach with you
-smurfettelowkeyy WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAYYYY??
y/nupdates bae who’s that..?
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-y/nslife it’s no one dw ur my number one
-christophersturniolo WOWWWW
matthewsturniolo why didn’t u say that i helped you with that win
-y/nslife bc i did all the work while u were boogie bombing 11 year olds
nicolassturniolo we DEVOURED those cookies
-y/nslife it was worth the 10 minutes of puking
paneragirl DRESS FROM WHERE THO 😞
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So, be honest, how are you doing? Are you gonna be okay? Cause I'm ridiculously upset tbh. I kept feeling weird watching the show (but some parts of episode 1 were kinda nice).....then the incident happened. Then basically everything was on fire.
took me a while to process the season tbh i think everyones collective disgust is helping honestly bc it means i can go ahead and write/draw/hc stuff that ignores it or changes it wildly lol
i thought the majority of the show was pretty medicore, not the worst thing they could have done just not as in depth as it needed to be.
the puke scene was a bad shot at humour that i hated but if i sat here listing every bit that i hated then id be here all day and honestly i dont know if ill ever do that because theres just too much to list.
i checked out entirely once five said they all had to die to fix the world and then it just kept getting worse and worse and my literal nightmare scenario happened.
how many times do we need to re learn that any variant of "it was all a dream" doesn't work??? the only and i mean only time ive seen it done well is inception (funny bc elliot page is in that too) and that whole movie is about dreams which is why it works.
(little hope is another example of a story that pulled the "it was all a dream" thing and lost 90% of its audience because of that ending)
just honestly why. who did they think would like this??
when five ran out on them and got on that train i was so sure that they were going to do a sacrifice end with five.
he had lost literally everything, his families trust, his girlfriend, his dream life (living comfortably in a world he understands with someone he loves
as bad as five/lila was - and believe me i have many problems with it from a characterisation standpoint from both perspectives - it was an interesting move for exploring fives psyche and wants... like he has always been the family man but when presented with something he understands as intimately as solitude and survival but with the comforts of a stable world, food source and someone to be with)
like he was set up perfectly to die and be redeemed through that (again, not something i like but something that would have been better), have diego be with him during his final moments and have five apologise for cheating with lila and confess that he only did it in the throes of surivial induced insanity/desperation and that he always wanted diego happy. end with five dead but remembered, and the family alive.
then it lit on fire. like it was smoldering before but yeah like you said a literal housefire erupted in that last episode. the ending pissed me off so bad i can never enjoy that season again - literally tried to rewatch the season to try and understand it better but couldnt start the final episode bc its awful.
idk im just praying that not everyone leaves this fandom for dead because i know theres some amazing fic writers out there and the series itself was good for 1 - 3 seasons.
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im being so real i have never been more mad at a game than i am at zoochosis. like...
this is the SECOND game to let us down and i dont know why this ones making us more mad. we paid more for the OTHER fucking failure. but i just. okay ill put it under a cut because this got a LOT longer than i thought it'd get? HAHA sorry i just...im very passionate about animals and a lot of the time when moony + ledge were playin it i was backseating goin "They Do Not Fucking Do That."
let me. just. I know Moon made a "our thoughts" post but i wanna talk about those fuckin zebras. it was lazy to fucking make them sound like horses (they dont sound like horses, chat. relatively they're closer to donkeys than they are to horses!) and making them puke the same as the other animals (zebras cannot actually throw up! if someone animated one throwing up, they could at least make them look visibly pained -- because it WOULD hurt like a motherfucker. they arent supposed to be able to throw up, of course it would hurt!)
other animals too, actually, dont make sense.
who. in their right mind. decided to put FOUR MALE SILVERBACK GORILLAS in the same enclosure. im sorry but literally that is probably worse than the actual mutation. come on. they would kill each other before even being infected or mutated. silverbacks are known to be more aggressive. this was stupid. are silverback gorillas the only type of gorilla that they knew, or something?
the giraffes feeding station wouldnt be ground level. theyd be higher up to account for their necks, since it can hurt them if it's too fucking low!!!! jesus fucking christ. giraffes also don't puke the way the game shows! giraffes throw up on a regular basis, sure, but not like humans do!! They have the same stomach structure as cows, meaning they have four chambers, so they 'throw up' more like a cow does to break down their food a little in the 1st of their 4 chambers, and then regurgitate it to chew it more thoruoughly! they do this with water too! but they don't tend to throw up the way zoochosis shows them to do!!!!!! IM MAD ABOUT THIS.
i dont have a real issue with the penguins... dunno why they never went into the water. bit weird but not too bad? i guess? . actually. they all appear to be emperor penguins, but some have red and purple instead of yellow on their necks???? hello??? god, are you there???? thats not even, like, intended to show infection. they just Did That.
Why Were There Moose In The Zoo. Are they typically in zoos??? we've never seen one irl so we genuinely dont know if its just where we are that doesnt have any moose (meese? whats te plural of moose.) in zoos.
the wallabys....ill be real, for us they wouldnt stop fucking moving so we could NEVER get their blood and it was just annoying. wallabys are also typically smaller but we dont talk about that, apparently?? (im also pretty sure they cant throw up either, i think they also do the Cow Thing, but i cannot say it confidently, so it doesn't count to the "this animal cant fucking throw up." counter)
guess what? they did the throwing up thing THREE TIMES, BABEY! ELEPHANTS CANT FUCKING DO THAT EITHER. you'd think, if they're gonna make a game about a zoo, that they'd look up what certain animals can and can't do, and work around the limitations to make different symptoms, but i guess fucking not!
the hippos were weirdly docile, having a strange human being close and touching them. i dont care. hippos don't like humans being in their territory (in this case, their enclosure is their territory!) and they get agressive if you're in their space. also, you poke a needle into them, they'd get fucking pissed. you would be dead. the infection wouldnt get to you as fast as that fucking hippo would, i promise you.
im so fucking sorry zoochosis tag. i like animals a lot. i could go on about the mutations too but im not doing that to you HAHA
#cant even promise that this will be the last that this tag is gonna hear from us#the rainbow twinks#rainbow ramblings#moon + legend#technically though ;#angel ~#angels animal tag#zoochosis#< im sorry for us returning here. i got very upset.
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whats your headcanons for yanov and yuu ? iknow you posted paul and pat but im wondering if you did those two as well
THEM RAHHH1!1!1!1!1 vine boom and loud sobbing !1!1
They’re general gist is they are so so in love and tragic and silly and and :3
If you care for some rambling it’ll be down here, and if it temps you to click on it there’s a little treat
Just noticed I forgot to add flags on the ref but the country ones were mostly to check if I slapped all the facial features I wanted onto em’ ( Also because I will not hc all the EW guys as white/British it’s truly the bare minimum to add diversity )
Hope this doesn’t read awkwardly because erm I only THINK of them, autism be damned I cannot just create simple bios it’s gotta be a biography
General :]
Height:
Yanov - 6’9
Yuu - 5’7
Gender/Pronouns:
Yanov - (Trans) Man, He/Him
Yuu - Nonbinary, Them/He/She
Sexuality:
Yanov - Gay ( MLM )
Yuu - Pansexual
How they met :D
In med school, pre RA. Yuu struggled to contain any information so him and Yanov regularly got together to study, leading to very late night conversations about themselves. Even when Yuu decided to drop out they kept in contact, Yanov occasionally sneaking them in to watch his surgeries. They both eventually got bored of their respective lives and wanted to share it ( unfortunately ) as a trauma surgeon and nurse in a bare bones rebellion ( RA ).
Their roles in the RA :>
Yanov is a trauma surgeon, he’s usually on the field or dragged into doing some weird mechanical project Tord wants help with.
Yuu is a nurse but not? I don’t know what else to describe him as, but he’s on the field helping carry soldiers to safety, or at base doing patient care when Yanov needs some extra hands.
Headcannons :3
Yanov is selectively mute, communicating through sign language or very rarely gives a one or two word answer/order/etc. It’s rooted in anxiety and just not talking is better than saying something. Yuu usually helps with shouting orders or asking for things he needs, never to speak over him but to give him a voice.
When there’s zero work to do and no one’s dying they lay back and nap to old ( 60’s-80’s ) love songs
Yuu practically begs Yanov to connect the dots between their freckles because they think it’s a sweet little reminder of him, it’s usually on her hand or arm.
Yanov writes cheesy little poems in a notebook he carries around 24/7. Yuu takes a peek in it and reads it every chance he gets, literally giggles and kicks his feet. No, Yanov has no idea they read what he writes, but he couldn’t care less if he knew that’s what she was giddy over.
Yuu has no interest in doing surgeries, discovered very quickly he can and will need to walk away and puke. They’re perfectly fine just handing over tools or taking care of the patient after it’s over. Meanwhile Yanov is crazy over it ( Cristina Yang core ), he will gently bully another surgeon into giving him a cool surgery he wants.
They’re both a good bit older than the rest of the guys, closer to their 50’s by the time the RA is well established and settled (Pat/Paul/Tord are around mid 30’s). It’s a common joke between the guys to point it out, it’s not bothersome, and they sometimes play into it. ( Also the ages are just when I think of em’ in my favorite area of the story I got going ) ( Also old man yaoi </3 )
They got into their relationship the first month of being in the RA. The feelings were mutual years before this but Yanov thought he was too busy, he’s still overwhelmed with work, but he’ll squeeze in time to relax with Yuu. In their later years Yanov decided to train more surgeons so he could spend more days with Yuu.
Yuu is :3 and Yanov is ._.
Neither of them EVER expected that zombies would ever be an issue.
Patryck and Paul are considered close and good pals, and Tord is basically the scum of the earth.
Extra non important thoughts :P
Erm I’m still writing that Pat fic and I cannot wait to write out them in a separate fic about how gut wrenching it is for them to live ( esp Yanov, yippee confetti confetti !!! )
Nyways I love em’, they’re literally my ocs at this point I’ve got like a gazillion thoughts on them
Here’s the Timelapse as a treat :3 I put down many little doodles and notes </3
#so so sorry this took actually forever to get to I was busy getting jacked and drinking muscle milkshakes ( I lie )#I’ll do this for Pat and Paul too honestly surprised I didn’t do this for them earlier :3#eddsworld#ew red army#ew yanov#ew yuu#eddsworld yanov#eddsworld yuu
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Do you even lift, Bro Una?
Una carries this crew. Literally
La'an
“La’an,” una called softly. She spotted the security chief in the fetal position on her bathroom floor.
“W-what…” the rest of what la’an was going to say was cut off in a silent grimace.
“You have food poisoning,” una informed her.
La’an tilted her face up so she could see her friend and gave her a look which clearly said that, that information was something she was already aware of. “Kirk,” she managed to gasp out.
Una pursed her lips. “Lt kirk will be severely reprimanded. Once he stops seeing three of everything.”
La’an vocalized something incoherent but seemed to imply the science officer should suffer terribly.
Una bent down next to her friend. “Come on la’an. Lets get you to sick bay.”
La’an shook her head, immediately stilled and rested her forehead against the cool deck plating. She had her eyes closed and breathed deliberately through her nose. “Im…fine.”
Una let out a snort of laughter. “That was the worst lie you have ever told,” she informed her friend a bit too chipperly.
La’an just ignored her and grit her teeth.
Una moved closer but stopped when la’an held up a hand for her to wait. “No…sedation,” la’an forced out between breaths.
Unas face softened. She rested a reassuring hand on la’ans shoulder. “Of course. I will make sure of it.”
After a second, la’an gave the tiniest of nods and una gently scooped her friend up into her arms. La’an stiffened and shut her eyes again, trying to force down the nausea. Her jaw worked several times and she swallowed fiercely. Then she let out a breath and slowly unclenched.
When la’ans eyes opened again, una smiled down at her. She started off towards sickbay walking as carefully and smoothly as possible. She would pause whenever her friend eyes jammed shut and she spasmed. When la’an returned to simply shivering, una would continue. She kept up a steady stream of chatter, mostly about the extra duties she had since half the ship had been poisoned after the alien lettace Lt kirk had been studying somehow managed to escape its containment, invade the hydroponics bay and infiltrate the healthy species. Every meal made with the contaminated plants caused extreme illness. The captain was devastated since he had served up dish after delicious dish at the shipwide first contact day and indirectly caused so many of his crew to become violently ill.
But eventually, una arrived at sickbay and tenderly laid her friend on an empty biobed without getting puked on. La’an smiled weakly at her when una pulled up a chair and sat. “I…thought you were…busy.”
Una smiled. “Never too busy for you la’an. Plus, I need to wait for you to feel better before we can yell at Lt kirk.” Her expression was infections and for a moment, even la’ans lips tugged upward before it turned into a grimace.
#star trek strange new worlds#una chin riley#number one#una is insanely strong#being illyrian has its advantages#la'an noonien singh#drabbles
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pls forgive me for ranting on your tl but i’m wondering if anyone on here could help me place a few f1 dots together bc i truly am so new to the community that im not sure if i have some missing pieces or something:
i’m actually so devastated for carlos?? idk it feels like a lot of ppl don’t like him (there could be very valid reasons but im absolutely clueless as of rn bc i haven’t seen anything) but like? he gave so much to ferrari and they don’t give a fuck? but at the same time i’m not mad at lewis either bc i feel like something truly truly soul-crushing had to happen for him to want to leave merc.
i also always felt like that moment where charles & lewis posted that pic where they both got disqualified was a pre-curser to something bigger. although it’ll be a weird fight for 1st driver between LH44 & CL16, i think there’s so much mutual respect between the both of them that they will find a way to work. lewis seems like a driver who could POSSIBLY acknowledge that it’s time for new drivers to get more spotlight, and maybe make some more way for charles to shine (and i think fred also wouldn’t have signed LH w/o keeping this in mind
i hope carlos still has a seat in 2025, i think he has a lot to offer still, and i can’t bare to not see/think ab carlando on the grid every race
crying screaming at the fact that i got some very rare ferrari cs55 merch it literally feels like a vintage item now jesus christ
i have more thoughts but let me shut the fuck up for now 😭
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hmmm i mean me personally i dont hate or love carlos, he's just there most of the time LMFAO but i feel SO FUCKING BAD like esp his story on insta while ferrari didnt even talk about him?????? sobbing.
okay now THATS where i disagree HAHAHAHA🙈 lewis wants nothing more than his eighth, and rightfully so. charles wants nothing more than to a be a world champion at ferrari, and again, rightfully so. But at the end of the day, only ONE of them will be able to win races. its a selfish sport yk, and you cant really blame them for that. Just look at nico and lewis, both extremely talented drivers who had a lot of respect & love between them and still, the pressure of racing got to them.
im not saying that charles and lewis will end up like brocedes, but i also dont think that they can manage both being no.1 drivers. And, i also dont think that either one of them would settle for being no.2.
i dont think they'll bring in someone new to the sport so im pretty sure carlos will stay on the grid. Honestly, the best case scenerio: lewis to ferrari, the open merc seat goes to fernando, the open aston seat goes to yuki, and then the open alpha tauri (i am choosing not to believe its rebrand is real) seat can go to liam lawson, cus tbh he deserves it way more than 1/2 the drivers on the grid. ALSO i think the best decision redbull could make, now, is kicking checo tf out and replacing him with sainz. I js think sainz would be a PERFECT teammate to max and a good no.2 driver, and then he'll probably go to audi in 2026
THE MERCH😭😭😭 dont ever call that vintage again i will cry. i keep seeing sad charlos edits on my fyp and it makes me wanna puke
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Okay so… the recap is showing the puking and… it’s rainbow. GOOD CHANGE
OKAY IM SO GLAD RIPPER IS GONE
Also it was recently brought to my attention that Terry McGurrin also voiced Jonesy on 6teen so. That’s something ig
Priya is a girlboss actually. I thought at first she would be a pushover but she’s such a girlboss. I feel like I should mention that
PRIYA ACCIDENTALLY HITTING MILLIE WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND IS SO FUNNY BC BRIDGETTE DID THAT IN S1 TOO
hey Julia why exactly do you refuse to ally with Bowie 🤨
i feel like I missed something. tapeworm?? man i am glad i skipped ep8
“A talking bush? That’s amazing!” Zee my beloved
Hold on why does Emma not want to flirt with chase. I thought they were back together. did she come to her senses and dump him
STOP WHY DID MY BOY ZEE TRY TO EAT A BUTTERFLY 💀
WHY IS CHASE SO CONCEITED OMG
“Nice try bush, but im not falling for tha-“ I love zee guys could you tell
“Im totally ideaing! *gasp* I IDEAED” why is he so funny
Zee honey that’s just not how that works…
I AGREE WITH THE NETWORK
We haven’t seen boney island yet, right? That would be fun to have in a challenge or episode
Yeah there’s going to be some sadistic twist
“When I have a good feeling about something, it usually goes great! Or really really bad. It’s about fifty-fifty.” that is so real
I love how sierra and topher were super fans of the show ON the show, and Priya is the child of two super fans. Obv not those two, but the way she has clearly studied the show gives her very sierra vibes. Just not stalkerish
the fact that some of the canoes are blue is fine. But if they were all red and green that would have been so cute. bc the bass and gophers in s1 were red and green. And their canoes in Izzy’s first elimination episode matched. It would’ve been a nice and subtle callback
STOP NIT THE “I have not eaten one vegetable.” WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
JULIA IS A GIRLBOSS OMG SLAY
Julia babes you’re also blonde
Chase gives me elevator boy vibes
CHASE STOP TRYING TO TAKE HER WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT SHE ISNT INTO YOU
thanks a lot chase you sank Emma’s boat. jerk
YOU GO GIRLIE
TOTAL DRAMA BEARS MY BELOVEDS
i think glasses bear should come back I missed it
WHY IS THE COLORING DIFFERENT ON THE BEARS THEYRE REDDER WHAT
i love the bears having a funeral. This is the real reason people watch total drama. For the bears
I feel like they’re gonna find out zee is in both alliances. It’s a setup to send him home I think :(( I hope I’m wrong I hope chase gets booted
“I forgot why I came in here” zee is so real guys
Emma has every right to be mad but girl I think chase is for once not being a jerk and there might actually be something
yeah that checks out
Julia they literally screamed “WATERFALL” how did you not notice
“I THINK THE STREAMS BROKEN DOWN” zee my beloved
Millie why would you say that. Of course it is
“Why are you like this?” Chef having grown as a person but still doing the show because he needs a paycheck and his husband really likes doing the show. But also he questions his husband
WHY DOES CHASE HAVE SUCH INTRICATE HIGHLIGHTS guys as much as a hate on chase… I think he really does like Emma
I love how chef really visibly cares about the kids. He’s really a good guy now. He’s grown.
This episode is either building up to zee leaving at the end or. it’s all a trick
“I know I had a reason for coming in here…”
Oh my god chase just broke the confessional
“Chase! Dude! You gotta knock bro!” I can see zee has his priorities straight
It’s called honey mountain. Honestly I should have seen that coming
The only scenario I will like seeing chase get immunity is that while he flies toward the mountain he hits his head really hard on the bell and therefore wins. But also getting a concussion
yk what that’s good too he gets bee stings
BOWIE JUST GO JUST RING IT
“You look like you can’t afford to pay anyone back.” DAMN
what are you doing with your leg I don’t think it’s supposed to bend that way
Oh no zee is about to be found out 😬 sorry pooks
“I didn’t know who to help… but then I remembered. Zee! You have TWO HANDS!”
Man Julia looks awful. Feel kind of bad for her
QUIT STALLING BOWIE OMG
yo that comment about the bots is way too real :/
Hmmm where have I seen this kind of plot armor that Julia’s getting… oh right. Heather
The amount of julia abuse in this ep is unacceptable. #savejulia
why are there seals in Ontario
hey um why was there a closeup on emma and Priya’s asses
Even though I really dislike dramarama, I think it’s sweet how a lot of the chef characterization has transferred over.
zee isn’t really that smart. But I love him anyway
Okay it was really dumb of him but it’s adorable how he’s just like ”guys we can all be friends now 😁😁!”
AWWW COME ON
I CALLED IT I KNEW IT WAS COMING
BUT IM STILL UPSET THAT ZEE IS GOING
I love how of the highlights for zee, he goes flying through an electrical storm (very exciting), drank disgusting cow liquid (funny), and having a brief relationship with a large bird. He doesn’t even mention anything else. That was the most interesting things that happened lmao.
The fourth wall jokes this season are actually pretty well done. The four fingers jokes and the “how did I get in here??”
Good episode overall. Just sad that zee left :/
#total drama#tdi#total drama island#total drama island 2023#total drama spoilers#td#td spoilers#tdi 2023#tdi23#total drama reboot#tw vomit mention
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Thinking about select mutism Wade and how fucking freaked out Logan gets about it. Like Wade got home 30 minutes ago and hasn't said a damn word to him. He's walking around all quiet and almost shy?? Avoiding eye contact but staring directly at them when in the same room. As if watching to see if theyll get up and hurt him or some crazy thing like that.
It gets to the point that when he goes to his room, (attempts) to lock the door (hes literally the one who broke it) and just curls up in the corner of the bed with the entire blanket over top of him.
Logan just kinda peeks in all confused, assumes that he's in pain, and asks to see if he can help at all. "Hey... do you want your pills? Or.. a bath? Are you hungry? Want a puke bowl? Or a hot water bottle?" As he goes through the list in his head of what to offer, Wade is silent the entire time.
".....Wade?"
"...."
"Are you asleep already?"
Under the blanket, he can tell that he's shaking his head no.
"... are you alright?"
"...."
"Did something happen?"
"...."
"...Do you want a hug?"
Another shake of the head.
This is what makes Logan worried. The fact that he didn't want held, a bath, or anything. It concerns him to the point he calls Vanessa (for like the billionth time)
If anything, the phone call makes him feel worse as Vanessa tells him how Wade was first like this after the experiments. How he didn't say anyrhing to her for months and if he was doing that again, he should go interogate who ever he was with to find out what triggered such a big step back in his progress.
"Its so fucking weird he just..."
"Stares at you? Yeah. It creeped me out."
"So now what do I do? With him, I mean? He just shakes his head. He dosn't even want me to touch him."
"Oooh... wait... you haven't looked at the calander, have you?"
"That matters?"
"Logan.. It's scout week."
"What?"
"During this time of year the scouts camp out at central park. It's just something they do.. he probably saw them and thought..."
"Oh.."
"Yeaah... Look, im really busy with work, too. So you're on your own. Just try to keep away. Bring him food. Make sure he's drinking something good for him. Once inawhile ask if he wants to do something. He might try to sleep in a closet. Let him. Trying to force him into a bed will be worse but maybe if you put his stuffies on the couch he'll choose there instead." She mutters, someone calling for her in the background, a manager of some type.
"Okay. Got it."
"Oh and logan?"
"What?"
"You got this."
"Heh. Right... wish someone told you that?"
"No duh. Bye."
And so he does, bringing wade a cup of water and a sandwich. It breaks his heart to see him flinch away and burry himself in the corner like this, watching his every step with such wide eyes.
"Hey.. i uh.. I brought you this." He outs the food down and Wade stares at him.
".. do.. do you wanna come watch a cowboy movie with me..?"
He shakes his head, starting to smell even more anxious with how long Logan lingered around the room. His head lowers, his hand staying by the special pillow. The one that had his baby knife under. Seeing him like this made him feel terrible. As of he himself caused it though he knew it wasn't true.
"Right.. uhm. Well... if you want too.. ill be out here. And.. Ill save you a seat. Okay?"
The tinyist nod.
Just as he was about to leave, he saw the baby doll in her crib, stepping closer to it only to be able to practically hear his heartbeat quicken.
Stopping, he turns. "Hey, Wade? Do you think... I can take Emily? You know.. erm.. daddy daughter time? Right?" He had said it wrong on purpose, hoping Wade would correct him.
"...."
He only looked as if he really wanted to say something, but didn't dare. He shook his head, getting up and quickly coming to 'rescue' the child, sprinting over to snatch her from the cradle only to flinch away, wide eyed and scared.
Logans chest snaps into a thousand pieces. He didn't know what wade was thinking but he had a goos feeling... did.. he really think he would do that to Evelyn? How badly did he think of him to do such a thing?
"Oh...... alright.. erm. W-well bye then." He said, holding back tears as he left, trying to remember that he couldn't be upset with wade for protecting her. He did the right thing afterall.. he just wish he wouldn't protect her from him.
#vanessa carlysle#kid wade#? i guess#but not really#pre stages of it I guess?#sfw agere#sfw interaction only#anxious detachment#selective mutism#wade winston wilson#is having a bad day#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#the wolverine#caregiver logan howlett#caregiver wolverine#kitty and kid#Evelyn the doll#tw rape mention#cw implied abuse
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Correct OP Headcannons
Ft: Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Brook, and Franky!
Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |
A/N: Hey guys! First post YAYAYAYYAYAY 🔥🔥 I love love love the silly show smsmsm and the next part will include Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile!
Luffy
Erm I don’t have much for him
SIKE
Bro smells
Does not wash his ass
Has those back pimple thingys and lets you pop them (GROSS!!!)
Band kid
For sure
100% a band kid
iPad kid as well
Can’t do anything without entertainment
Has autism
If you disagree you don’t like autistic ppl :/ (JOKING OFC!!)
I think his special interest would be pirates bc he thinks they’re cool
Has greasy hair
Smells bad (knows) doesn’t care
Doesn’t floss his damn teeth
HAS CROOKED TEETH FIGHT ME ON THIS
Needs braces
Doesn’t get them bc this fool won’t take care of them
Paints his nails
Extremely ugly and bright colors
Cat shit green
Dog puke brown
Effervescent Shitstain
Whatever he can find
Usopp
My bbg would also be a band kid
Would not do anything with his hair.
At all.
Not even pick through it.
Goddamn it Usopp YOUR SCALP IS FALLING. OUT.
WASHYOURFUCKINGHAIRBOY
I swear
He just lets that shit grow
Won’t even loc up.
Istg DO SOMETHINF WITH UR HAIR
Only pulls bitches in his late teens/early adulthood because he doesn’t look 5 anymore
I’m convinced he has a gyatdayum uhhh
Fat ass
HAD TO SAY IT
Im positive that if he was real he would have that THANG just THANGin up back there
Grabbable asf
Nami
Popular pretty nice girl
Pick me (sorry!)
Would smell like strawberries for sure
Would be the girl to always have lotion on her
Would willingly take Spanish and be invested in it
Would always have gum on her
Lie about having gum on her so people won’t ask
People ask anyways
Definitelyyyy is the girl who only hangs out with guys (no shade to girls who do)
Not bc she gets along better
But because of Sanji 🙁
Literally they’re there to protect her from him (can you tell I hate Sanji yet 😛)
Basic white girl BUT I STILL LOVE HER
Stan Nami ong
She would be so proud of her friends
“Nami I got a 90% on my tes-“
“YAYYY! WERE GOING OUT TO EAT!”
So supportive
Very erm
Tough love kinda gal
You definitely have to WORK to be her friend
Robin
I heavily headcannon that she speaks Russian. (I’m projecting 😊)
She would teach you Russian for sure
And be like
Super nice about it
I love Robin
She is so
🩷🩷
Guys hear me out
She is a cat person
Would always wear fuzzy socks
Prefers the cold
She is allergic to grass fight me
Does yoga I can feel it in my bones
Would do yoga with you
Definitely bakes
Her favorite show is something true crime related
Zoro
Cmon man
This guy is so likeable
Dyes his hair a different color every month depending on what the awareness for that month is
As in blue for child abuse awareness month and green for mental health awareness month and so on
But no one knows that that’s why
They just think its cool
But he knows
He knows.
And I just think he would be the kind of guy to help the teachers clean the classroom
Straight C student
Sleeps in class
Has neck problems
Complains about said neck problems
Cycle repeats
Everyones friend
Natural born leader fr
Every tía would pass him the baby
He’s incredibly good with kids and wants some of his own
BUT!!!!
He is asexual
DUN DUN DUNNNN
Makes fun one people to their face (me for real)
Sanji
I fucking hate Sanji. Not sorry! He is weird 😁🫶🏻
Would probably grab my ass
Would probably stare at my boobs
(I’m a well built gal)
Chopper
My son
I adopted him back in erm
1800
Yes
Mexicans existed in the 1800’s and I adopted him then so
Everything I say from now on is cannon bc he is my son :p
Paints his nails
Bites his nails
Has autism
Bc I said so
Definitely loves plain pasta
Like thats his favorite food
Brook
Erm
I don’t really like him either-
SIKE YOU THOUGHT
Bro is a stoner
No more questions
Tokes it up in the back of class
Gives no fucks if he gets caught
The kinda guy you wanna smoke your first joint with
Extremely good trip sitter
I feel like
I really feel like
I hope hope hope
He would dislike Sanji for being perverted and see that its bad and change his ways
💔💔💔💔
Brook recovery arc bc i say so
#brook redemption arc
Franky
The fun uncle
Everyone loves Franky
Loud drunk
Extremely loud drunk
Like
Noise complaint loud kinda drunk
Still funny as shit thought
#op#one peice#zoro#sanji#luffy#nami#robin#franky#chopper#Usopp#op nami#op luffy#op chopper#op robin#op zoro#op sanji#op franky#op brook#brook#brook op#sanji op#luffy op#nami op#zoro op#franky op#chopper op#robin op#usopp op
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