#i want to bang my fucking head against the wall

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

ᯓᡣ𐭩 ᯓᡣ𐭩 ᯓᡣ𐭩

pairing: slightly subby chan x gn reader (it’s not daddy!chan? ooooh who is she?)

genre: smut

warnings: oral (m.receiving), semi public, reader is called baby, unedited

an: what is this? idk. i just wrote it, right now, in like 10 minutes. needed to get the thoughts out of my head. did it help? no. ngl, lowkey inspired by this second pic. no i will not be explaining further.

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“baby, what’re you—“

he was shocked as you knelt before him, hurriedly unbuttoning his pants, pulling them down his thighs. you palmed him through his underwear, excited.

“baby there are people in the next room over.” he warned. “the guys.. these walls are thin.”

you didn’t care. let the guys hear you. all you were concerned with at this point, was having him in your mouth.

“we really can’t—“ he tried to reason with you, but his words were cut short as you pressed your lips to his clothed erection. you kissed and licked and ran your teeth along his covered shaft. you needed him so bad you lost sense of yourself and just started nuzzling your face into the fabric.

you were drooling, his underwear practically soaked through. “baby.. please—“ he whispered. and you weren’t sure if he was begging you to stop, or begging you to keep going. you looked up at him and his worried expression kept flashing between you kneeling between his knees and the door. he knew this was wrong. knew that you both could get caught. but he was losing his rational thinking the more you rubbed against him.

you hooked your fingers around the elastic of his boxers and pulled. the material slid down his thighs and his cock sprang free. you wasted no time and immediately attached your lips to his length, your tongue caressing the large vein that ran from his balls to his tip.

you took him in your hand, holding him next to your face and planting little kisses up and down. “you.. want me to stop?” you asked.

chris’ knuckles were white as he clung to the arms of the chair. “we- we could get caught.” he said, breathless.

you slowly took his tip in between your lips, gently sliding your tongue through his slit. “but i want to suck you soo bad..” you said, giving him your best doe eyes and soft voice. “can i suck your cock? please?”

you stroked him lightly, turning your attention to his balls, softly sucking one into your mouth. his head fell back, his mouth open. “fuck—“ his voice cracked. “o—okay.”

you flattened your tongue against the underside of his cock and slowly licked a stripe from base to tip. once at the top, you took all of him into your mouth, gagging around his length. he could feel your breath against the small hairs at the base of his cock, could feel your throat contracting around his tip, could feel your spit dripping down his balls. his hands twitched, wanting so bad to be tangled in your hair, pushing you further down, forcing you take more of him.

your hands gripped his bare thighs as you worked him, making a mess of the fabric of his desk chair underneath.

“baby..” he whined. “baby.. fuck.”

his left hand balled into a fist, banging against the arm rest, trying his best to contain himself. he needed to be quiet. but all he wanted to do was moan and cry and whimper for you. wanted to tell you how good you were making him feel. but all he said was, “gonna- gonna cum.” his voice was high pitch and breathy, the sound almost watery as he held back tears of pleasure.

your hands found their way under his shirt, your fingertips toying with the ridges of hard muscle. gripping his abdominals, you took his cock as far as you could down your throat.

with a broken whimper of your name, he released down your throat and you swallowed every drop greedily. you made sure not to miss a single bit, even licking your lips afterwards.

you pulled his underwear back up, along with his pants, securing the button. you stood and attempted to fix his hair from poking up every which way. you kissed his forehead. “alright.” you announced. “back to work. there’s an album to finish.”

he looked at you, dumbfounded. his eyes wide and glassy, almost like a puppy. “but what about you?” he asked, still catching his breath from his orgasm.

“i’m okay, channie.” you kissed him one more time before heading for the door. “helping you get off like that is enough to satiate me.” you smiled at him, opening the door and giving him a little wave as you exited. “i love you. i’ll see you at home.”

the door clicked shut behind you and chan slowly turned to his computer, blinking slowly, trying to get the words to come into focus.

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[obsidianmortem]

Might be feeling a bit sadistic.

Sitting here in my study, I feel the greatest need to have a needy pet. Kissing her skin. Having her grinding against my butch bulge, leaving a wet mess. Little whines leaving her lips.

But I'm feeling a bit sadistic, so choking her feels right. Have her start panicking as she tries to breathe but also her desperation to come on my bulge. Laugh, let go of her throat, and slap her across the face as her nails dig into my shoulders. Her full weight holding me down as she lets a whimper escape and my boxers now coated in her girl cum.

"Tsk tsk little one." I whisper and grab a fist full of her hair pulling her head back leaving her neck exposed and like the slut she is her pussy twitches. It's marvelous being able to tell without having touched her.

Grabbing my knife from the desk behind her, I hear her breath catch and her nails dig into my shoulders even more. Looking at me, pupils blown I grin. Because my pet knows what I want now. What I crave. Kissing her gently, I let go of her hair and run the cold tip down her skin. Fine white lines, leaving a trace of where I touch.

My blade glistening in the light. I lean back the tip cutting into my fingertip.

"Fuck yourself pet. Show me what a slut you are." Grinning you smile and take my butch cock out. Your pretty red nails wrapping around it and spitting down on it. Doesn't take long for your desperation to get in the way and you slide your pussy down groaning as you take me in. Your hands gripping my hair, forheads together you start riding me.

Your whimpers are so soft so gently. My fingers trace droplets of blood over your tits and you watch. Your movements become more erratic, more desperate. I can tell you're closed, and at this point, your front is covered in blood. My blood.

But I need yours.

Shouting as I cut your thigh, your legs twitch, and you stop. You slap me, and I laugh. God, the rush of you. Cutting the other thigh I watch as droplets seep out. Putting my knife to the side I tell you to keep fucking yourself but your lips are pouty anf you shake your head.

That's fine. Gripping your ass cheeks in my hand, I push my chair back and stand. Slamming you on my desk. I don't care that your head bangs the wall and you wince. Don't care as I grab your thighs where I cut and pull you closer. Holding them apart and down, with ease I slip my butch cock into your cunt. I guess I'll have to make you cum.

[feelo-fick]

I. I. IM. I. HELLO?????????? HELLO. EXCUSE ME. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. (<- POSITIVE)

oh yeah addendum to my tags in that poll, it makes more sense if i put it this way : he'd run that shit like the navy at FIRST, and be super wound up about keeping everything in check, but as his sanity starts slipping his plans do as well. you know when a deadline gets closer and closer and you start frantically using whatever the first thing you think of is, and then in hindsight youre like "why did i make that decision??" thats what i feel like it is. like... panic/anxiety clouds the mind and makes you do stupid things. same thing with overconfidence. euphoria. lust. desperation. et cetera. decisions made in a short time limit/relying on instinct and feeling are often not the best

[angelicstalker]

I ruined it I ruined it I ruined it I ruined it I ruined it

[nyxofdemons]

i'm sorry but stolas bound and powerless and tortured to tears still pushing himself off the ground snarling threats at the man who would dare even mention his daughter. the breathless all-consuming fury that striker would dare to speak a word about her. stolas knows striker is going to kill him and could make it painful beyond imagination and the only thing he cares about in this moment is octavia's safety why the fuck aren't we talking about this scene more

[disaster-by-chance]

rewatched the hobbit botfa today and am going absolutely feral over thorin and bilbo again

Hello??? the acorn scene??? they make me so ill I want someone to look at me like thorin looks at bilbo UGH.

[musashi]

they should invent a asking for help with writing that doesn't completely ruin your self esteem/excitement

[tugoslovenka]

this is the ONLY relevant fix

[shitswiftiessay]

swifties really talk about their 34 year old white billionaire like she is the most oppressed person on the goddamn planet.

poor BILLIONAIRE wasn’t allowed to be BEJEWELED.

[beanghostprincess]

(Sanuso NSFW / Not explicit tho)

If Sanji ever caught Usopp smoking I think he'd moan on the spot and would start malfunctioning. Like. His brain would instantly stop working and it would only be filled with Usoppsmokingusoppcigaretteusoppusoppusopp- And while he's having a whole sexual crisis wondering why the hell he finds Usopp smoking so hot, Usopp has no idea what the hell is going on.

Imagine Usopp smoking just because he smokes from time to time, just not as much as Sanji because that's fucking insane for an average person like him. And suddenly he has his boyfriend stuttering and blushing and visibly shaking next to him because he's... Smoking? Usopp finds out rather quickly that for some reason that does something to Sanji.

My brain is going wild with ideas right now but... Let's say Sanji ends up sitting on top of Usopp and let's say Usopp shotguns Sanji. The cook is a whimpering mess and Usopp isn't even trying to be sexy.

[autistic-dazai]

btw if u think u can be afab transfem Block me. i don’t normally post my opinions on this blog but i am so fucking serious the amount of notes these posts abt Do whatever you want forever ❤️ are getting is making me rabid like an animal

stuff like bi lesbian and lesboy and gaygirl and all that make sense when u think abt them but transfem means amab transitioned to a woman. clearly you are just allergic to being cis or in any way connected to cisness at all but Too fucking bad bc words DO mean things this time. holy shit.

disclaimer i’m tme i’m just so fucking sick of this shit. your agab matters when you’re calling yourself transmasc or transfem. as a transmasc person i have not dealt with even a fucking fraction of what i see trans women go through on this goddamn site alone near daily. trans woman is not a different gender than woman you absolute fucking freakkssss

[tiramegtoons]

[dracolizardlars]

Actually so fucked up being a trans person who sincerely and genuinely doesn't want to transition. Like, not for practical reasons, I mean that if I could magically transition instantly and everyone would be 100% accepting about it I would still not want to. Isn't that fucked? I don't even have issues with "what if I'm just cis" much, I'm nonbinary as hell and HATE thinking about the fact that I'm generally perceived as female.

But all the fucking masc stuff sucks and I don't want it!!!

[lover-of-mine]

WIP Wednesday!

I was tagged by @try-set-me-on-fire and @daffi-990 thank you 💜

So I trapped buddie in an elevator to get them to fight, they refuse to fight, i don't know where this is going anymore but have the closest thing i actually got to them fighting since this particular version of them makes me want to bang my head against the wall but also has some of my favorite lines I've ever written so i need to keep going aoksoaskaosk. prev snippet

"Why did you break up with Marisol?" Buck asks and Eddie tries to hold back his annoyance but he fails, huffing as he pinches the bridge of his nose. "I didn't break up with her, Buck, we went on two dates," he says, rolling his eyes, but Buck keeps staring him down.  "And you didn't go on any others," he challenges and Eddie groans.  "I didn't want to go on those to begin with."  "Why?" That seems to be the question everyone wanted him to answer. Why wasn't he putting himself out there, why would he just let himself meet someone, move on. The thing he never dared to explain was that there was no point in it.  "Because it's not fair," Eddie blurts out before he can think better of it. It's not fair because the one person he actually wants to date is currently staring at him while pushing him toward other people. It's not fair because how can he date when he's thinking about someone else all the time? It's not fair to him to have to sit through pointless conversations that make him feel nothing. "Not fair?" Buck frowns, searching his face, but he can't have that, can't have him finding the truth, because he's not sure he could take the rejection even if he never dared to hope Buck felt the same way, "because of-" "No, you're one to talk," Eddie interrupts him, voice sounding sharp enough for Buck to recoil, blinking at him a few times trying to understand the outburst. "What's that supposed to mean?"  "You were going on and on about the stupid couch and how she sees you, then she literally runs from you, but you still get a couch with a girlfriend just for her to be nowhere to be found in a month."

no pressure tagging <3: @eddiebabygirldiaz @bucks118 @cowboy-buck @housewifebuck @honestlydarkprincess @wildlife4life @watchyourbuck @captain-hen @wikiangela @giddyupbuck

[blue-eli]

Ink October day twenty-nine: Wilder

To bewilder; to perplex.

Comparative form of wild: more wild.

[until-the-brahmin-come-home]

"lucy was raised in a culture that was heavily focused on reproduction and, presumably, thus also had a lot of heteronormativity and patriarchal ideals. no, we aren't going to unpack that, why would we? we did this for sex jokes."