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“Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto”

“You smoked, then ate seven bars of chocolate. We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist. I scratch your head, you fall asleep, like a tattooed golden retriever”

“We would pick a decade we wished we could live in instead of this, I’d say the 1830s but without all the racists”

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Yes, please do put “Travwife” as your display name, so people can instantly know what a dumbass you are.

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This is the man that swifties are trying to convince us is the sexiest man in the world.

He looks like a 50 year old racist cop (and he’s only 35).

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Embarrassing.

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Swifties claiming that Joe forced Taylor to act like a tradwife, and unironically referring to Joe as a “prison guard.” 🤡

Imagine thinking a billionaire choosing to primarily live in London for a few years is the same thing as “prison.”

Also… Taylor not going outside makes me fucking laugh. There are paparazzi pictures of her from all those years, she attended award shows, she starred in 2 movies, put out 2 documentaries, went on a world tour with reputation, would have toured with Lover if her mom wasn’t sick, she also put out 5 albums, + 2 re-recordings and won multiple grammys… but yeah, Joe was definitely forcing her to stay home and bake sourdough bread all day. 🤡

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Swifties and their obsession with Taylor’s current boyfriend

These are going to age so well after the breakup.

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Imagine being a swiftie and naming your baby after Taylor’s soon-to-be-ex boyfriend.

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No sane mother wants to see their son marry Taylor or even date her.

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This is hilarious 😂

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A swiftie is writing fanfiction about Taylor and Travis’s “love story,” and wants to get dirt on Kayla Nicole (Travis’s ex) so she can write about Kayla being the problem in that relationship.

“The lore is that she broke up with him, but I plan on changing that.”

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Yeah, because they need Kayla, the black woman, to be the problem, not Travis who ALLEGEDLY was caught cheating with a 🌽 star.

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Swiftie claims that Taylor is “God’s apology for creating white people.”

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Swifties are making AI children.

AGAIN.

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Her rapist bestie is MAGA

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Swifties bodyshaming Beyoncé and insinuating that Taylor has a better ass

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Taylor went from dating an actor with an English degree to a guy that doesn't read or wash his ass. I can't think of a bigger downgrade.

she went from a guy with an english literature degree who wrote songs with her to a guy who can't even read...i can't...this is too depressing 💀💀💀

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A swiftie posting a “TRIGGER WARNING” as they announce that TTPD’’s spotify numbers are dropping.

And swifties are coping with this news by calling Taylor an “indie artist” and saying she’s “for the arts, not the charts.” 🤣