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“Hey swifties, could you like, be NORMAL about Taylor’s relationship for 5 minutes?”

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Travis is literally best friends with a man who beats women. Tyreek Hill beat the shit out of his pregnant girlfriend and Travis has defended him, saying he expects Kansas City to give him “nothing but love.” I have the same amount of empathy for Travis as Travis has empathy for pregnant domestic violence victims, which is to say NONE whatsoever. Tyreek Hill has also been involved in a laundry list of other domestic violence incidents which I’m not going to get into here

As for the fame aspect… lol, Travis knew what he was getting into and he pursued her specifically for that reason. Yeah he’s probably annoyed now that Taylor gets more attention than he does, but that’s just his ego.

Yeah, he’s probably gonna have it bad after the breakup but he chose this. He signed up for this circus. Any decent man will stay light years away from Taylor after the Joe alwyn/matty healy circus and only clout chasers are going to want her from now on. I’m sure Travis will defend himself because he’s loud as fuck and has no filter. They’ll probably both get blowback after the breakup- Taylor because she can never keep a man, Travis because he broke Tay’s heart. But I have sympathy for neither of them. Especially not domestic violence apologist Travis.

He also very willingly played into the Prince Charming role, calling himself the #1 swiftie. He knows all he has to do is make those heart hands and pretend to like Taylor’s songs and he gets the swifties worshiping at his feet. If he’s dumb enough to get caught hearing on Taylor (which he most likely will since he did that to his last 2 girlfriends) then he’s absolutely asking for every bit of bad press he gets.

🙋‍♀️ i feel a bit bad for travis.

like you said, he sort of put himself into this situation, but i couldn't imagine being seen as Prince Charming Deluxe Do No Wrong™️. he's kind of fucked either way this goes. they break up, he gets blacklisted by swifties and is made out to be some villain who never loved taylor and forced her to be somebody else and wasted her time and used her and her money and made her sad on the next album. if they get married, he's continually held to these impossible standards and needs to pamper the... billionaire.

it's kind of pathetic that he's just this subset of taylor anymore. in interviews, all anybody ever asks about is taylor. all of his ventures have something to do with taylor or the swifties make it that way. he always has to shill out the same "she's such a great person and i love her" to any mention of her, it's so lifeless. i'm not one to theorize about celeb relationships because who gaf about most of them but it just feels meaningless. there's zero chemistry because both are playing a character- mr. and mrs. america the stereotype.

it's a wonder he hasn't popped the question yet. given how much taylor claims to want marriage and a family, you'd think he'd make a move sooner or she'd be vocal about it or they would be a lot... i don't know, deeper? than they are. 6 years with joe was way too long apparently, hell, even 4 if folklore was when she started feeling "neglected."

tbh i have absolutely no idea what she wants from him as far a timeline for marriage, family etc because it almost seems like she herself vacillates between always&forever prince charming to high intensity short lived infatuations (sometimes with Bad Boys).

she disclaimed that '1950s shit they want from me' in one song and then said sulkily 'i wouldn't marry me either' on another one.

travis seemed annoyed answering a question about her ahead of the super bowl, or at least worn down by the repetitive interest that isn't in HIM as a player.

i agree the overexposed nature of everything she does is pretty rough on every bf she's ever had, and even worse when they are an ex, and i would contrast that with zendaya/tom holland who are big names but seemingly low key about it (as much as they can be), or robert pattinson/suki waterhouse who married and have just had the most solid relationship vibes. but taylor's beaus are always part of a larger narrative arc of true love or lost love and will never be able to stand outside of that.

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we don’t talk enough about how someone fucking died at a taylor concert because of the negligence of her team. she barely acknowledged it and didn’t offer up a cent of her billions to pay for the funeral expenses. her fans were the ones who helped pay for it in donations.

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He saw the billion dollars in her bank account and how much fame and money she could give him, and said “I know what I want.” 🤡

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Swifies are so salty that Joe Alwyn is better off without Taylor Swift. If anything he lives rent free in their mind.

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It’s crazy how they completely ignore the fact that Taylor’s current boyfriend kissed Trump’s ass recently and is also proudly friends with a wife beater. But they’ll pitch a fit over Joe picking some soggy lettuce off his burger.

Swifties are angry at Joe Alwyn for not eating lettuce, calling him an “asshole” and a “pathetic excuse of a man” for taking the lettuce off his burger.

In case y’all were wondering what that demonic cult is up to now.

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Swifties are angry at Joe Alwyn for not eating lettuce, calling him an “asshole” and a “pathetic excuse of a man” for taking the lettuce off his burger.

In case y’all were wondering what that demonic cult is up to now.

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Swifties can never not be WEIRD AF.

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“This poor millionaire lost the Super Bowl, let’s send him money!!” 🤡 🤡

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Swiftie delusion has reached new heights. Apparently Travis is Mother Theresa to all the marginalised minorities out there. 🙄

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Or it could be T for TRUMP since she’s in her Republican era now, dressing like a trashy MAGA wife and wearing RED to represent the most far right NFL team.

We really went from “his initial on a chain around my neck” something subtle and tasteful to a “T” dangling around her thigh in an ultra mini dress. How does she not feel cheap doing this.

She's completely whipped, unfortunately. Gaylors are coping by telling themselves that the 'T' is for Taylor!

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I’m laughing so fucking hard rn

Is the “better quality music” in the room with us right now?

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Ahh yes, Taylor Swift, the PATRIARCHY SMASHER and BARRIER BREAKER, whose entire career was bought by her father who holds shares with Big Machine records, who had to ask Daddy for permission to endorse a democratic candidate, who dates racists and misogynists and hangs out with rapists and Trump donors, and who’s mostly famous for writing albums about her ex boyfriends. Because that’s feminism!! Patriarchy = smashed!!

​Its the way swifties will say all this shit about feminism and then go be racist as fuck to Beyoncé and tear down other female artists.

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Swifties really want you to believe that they are the most oppressed people on planet earth. 🙄

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Apparently there are a ton of American swifties who bought tickets to Taylor’s Vancouver shows but can’t get across the border because they have DUI’s.

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A swiftie got humbled in public

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Sighhh I’m probably gonna make some people mad with this and I know I’m late but I don’t care. It wasn’t Taylor Swift’s idea for the land acknowledgment at one of the eras tour shows. Every show she has done in North, Central, and South America (as well as New Zealand and Australia) was performed on stolen land, and this is the first time one of the shows opened with a land acknowledgment. This was not her idea, it was probably up to the venue. Stop praising her. She’s not an ally and we know it.

(I couldn’t find a credible source on this, but I heard that the venue opens every event with a land acknowledgement, she probably had no say in it.)