#so this is just fucking laughable
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swifties really talk about their 34 year old white billionaire like she is the most oppressed person on the goddamn planet.
poor BILLIONAIRE wasn’t allowed to be BEJEWELED.
#when they use the term ‘be bejeweled’ unironically i want to bang my head against the wall#also no one is making her hide???#and you really think those camera placements weren’t deliberate? there were literally signs#on taylor’s vip suite telling the cameras taylor would be there#so this is just fucking laughable#anyway#fuck taylor swift#fuck swifties#shit swifties say#anti taylor swift
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"What?! Fuck you, Stolas! You spring this 'feelings' bullshit on me-- are you fucking kidding?! Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich asshole?!"
~i don't support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~
(unblurred ver under the cut)
#Helluva Boss#helluva boss critical#hb critical#spindlehorse critical#helluva boss redesigns#helluva boss rewrites#hb redesigns#hb rewrites#yarnsnake#blitzo buckzo#blitzø#blitz#stolas#stolas goetia#stolitz#anti stolitz#helluva boss spoilers#the full moon#this episode......was SOOOO BADDDD LMAOOOOSDFHJKSDFJHKSDFHJK#the cherubs??? the agents??? PLEASE#it was like laughably terrible. ive seen hardcore stolitz lovers be dissapointed as fuck#i mean i was excited for this episode bc ive been praying on stolitz' downfall for a long time but oh. my god.#i didnt expect LESS THAN 5 MINS OF SCREENTIME???? HELLO?????#i will say. VERY satisfying to see blitzo tear stolas apart with his teeth for 2 minutes. like yes bitch fuck him up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i wish he wouldve done it more. fuck you stolas indeed#if i see one more person saying 'it was both of their faults :(' or 'blitz is so mean >:(((' im going to snap. you are all so fucking stupi#anyway. i just had to get this off my chest. TEAM BLITZ SWEEP#THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU KING#cloudysarts
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someone who is way better with words than me. please talk about carmen
#cobra kai#cobra kai spoilers#? just in case#like. her presence in the show is comically tragic like.....ck tumblrinas were talking about her being a plot device and they were right!#they were right BUT she still had a PRESENCE in the show. a role. she had SCENES AND LINES AND INTERACTIONS !!!!!!! SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!#now she literally is there only as johnnys baby carrier like tearing my hair off and i'm pretty neutral towards her as a character. IMAGINE#it's laughable it's so fucking disrespectful it's funny it's so predictable it's infuriating i don't know#you have daniel and amanda face timing and speaking on the phone in eevry episode let's say and ZERO ZEROOOOO johnny and carmen interaction.#and the woman is pregnant and johnny is supposed to “”“love her so much”“” and she's nowhere this is so fucking crazy#i don't ship them never had and probably never will and as i said im lretty neutral towards her but. oh man.....ooooho mannnnnnnnnnnn
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I can’t tell if I’m exhausted or just plain flabbergasted as to why people keep saying romantic jarthur is pro ship. And then keep acting like you’re in some exclusive and oppressed group because you’re pro ship or even because you ship ‘em romantically
Like I’m genuinely confused.
Is it because of all the people saying Arthur is arospec? (in which case I do not respect you at all) Is it because John is an eldritch god and Arthur is just a human? (Because if that’s the reason did you listen to the fucking podcast) homie you’re not special I’m pretty sure half the fandom sees them as romantic, this quite genuinely is not a pro ship
Like personally I’m not a fan of it but like that’s because I choose- note, CHOOSE— To see them as queer platonic.
#I personally do not fw proshippers at all#mainly because they’re so damn annoying about the gross stuff#it’s one thing to ‘ship’ a gross pairing because you’re exploring it with nuance/exploring HOW fucked up it is#but usually proshippers genuinely just think that their weird ass ships are cute and they’ve removed the context from them#and in this specific case it’s just laughable because John and Arthur being romantic#is a valid interpretation of their relationship. it’s just up to preference#malevolent#malevolent podcast#jarthur#if anyone can actually tell me why it’s considered a pro ship then I’ll listen. I sure as shit won’t agree I just want to see why.
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as a chinese person yall need to stop blaming the ccp for everything (read: hoyo is capable of making colorist design decisions and not everything is a result of censorship pls)
#the govt is v racist while also doing like a lot of rlly questionable economic exploits but also: as a company hoyo can suck#please read what china actually censors and what historical nihilism covers#also: sumeru proves that a) they can make brown people b) the '''race'' dynamics were literally crucial to the plot#it was *intentional* that the rainforest region designs were pale and the desert designs were (a rather laughable) tanned because it added#to the colorism plot they tried weaving into the academic and knowledge inequality plot#so i think it's also gonna be intentional that the natlan designs are pale like they're not fucking fools#open at will: hater behavior#also: you fail to consider that mandatory (for cn server) skins for old 1.x characters got released bc they decided they were too revealing#however neither kaeya nor xinyan's skintones got changed; sumeru released as normal#literally based on what's been changed: the only thing hoyo seems to be out of line with right now is excessive cleavage on some fem chars#i dont think the skin tone censorship is the real issue. maybe the company is just. a product of the colorism and biases#in china/asia as a whole#it's not 'oh ccp censored them' maybe their skin tones are just colorist#this is technically a ''''subtweet'''' as they say but it's also: bro ccp is not the end all be all bogeyman#also idc if you are from the cultures that genshin tries repping in game but gets skin tone godawfully wrong idc you have the right to ask#for more from them and call them out for colorism! it's a societal thing yeah but they can also do so much better#edit: another thing about this is like: yall are literally infantalizing chinese ppl like do u think cn people can't be racist of tehir own#free will?? the government is the only thing forcing them to be racist?? get a grip. not everything is because of the ccp oh my fucking god
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My roommate did, in fact, quit her job
#I am living with a caricature of a person oh my fucking god#she has apparently now decided against driving across the country to live in la with no plan and no savings#but still has not found anywhere to live in town despite our lease being up in less than two months now….. I don’t think she’s even looking#SUPPOSEDLY she’s starting a new job but she has not been working for like a month 😭#girl I hope you know that I am NOT letting you skimp on bills you WILL be paying your fucking share#also apparently her new job is some job working with autistic kids which genuinely makes me cringe so hard#those poor fucking kids#given the way she has reacted to and treated any of MY autistic traits…..#this girl should NOT be allowed around autistic children esp not in whatever fucking program this is#(which from what it sounds like is already not a very good one)#it’s like every day she somehow finds new ways to make me dislike her more#she also keeps trying to give me ‘life advice’ which is already a laughable concept considering her….. everything#but most of it she should know is not even applicable to me if she had EVER listened to a single thing out of my mouth#regarding my life past interests goals current situation etc#I am literally living with a fucking clown#no that’s too generous clowns are ridiculous but fundamentally not very harmful#this bitch is basically just a slowly unraveling disaster for anyone who has to be involved with her in any kind of serious capacity 😭#oh she also tried telling me I should ‘give being manic a try’ because it’s ‘actually a really good thing’#do….. what. huh. EXCUSE ME??????#first of all I have watched mania and manic episodes literally ruin people’s lives#also YOU CANT JUST MAKE YOURSELF MANIC???????#WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUTTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭#kaz rambles
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Sometimes I laugh when I think back to that post an anti made on twitter a while back, claiming that Wang Zhuocheng was a bad actor because he conveyed too many emotions through his performance and as such mischaracterised Jiang Cheng (you know.. the character that went on a fucking rollercoaster of emotions throughout the story..)..
What they really mean is that they felt something watching his performance and refuse to accept that he's a great actor playing an equally great role and they're just mad that he played it so well that they actually sympathised with the character. 😊
#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#mxtx mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#wang zhuocheng#these antis are fucking crazy#the extremes they go through just to hate a character#only to look like bitter bullies#completely laughable#and to the ones saying that it was the actor who made JC likeable amongst his fans and not the character... lol. yeah no.#you were always supposed to sympathise JC. The poor man went through so much shit#the inner conflict he went through rrgarding WWX#the love for his sect and people#his love for JL!#his complicated feelings and emotions and the sacrfices he was willing to make for those he loves..#how can you be surprised that there are people who love him when all this exists?? In ALL canon versions might I add??#y'all are sleeping on such a good character here#i can guarantee that we all didnt need WZC's great acting and good looks to fall in love with him#JC did all that on his own 💜✨️#still appreciate WZC for his stellar performance tho.. And for making bitter JC antis feel things! 🤭
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lan xichen is not a perfect human being. he is an older brother who is Going Through Some Shit by the end of the novel. did he always make good choices?? no!! have you????
#i’m having a supremely difficult time with the Xichen haters commenting on wi3.#like all mdzs characters i feel that he’s an incredibly nuanced character#the idea of hating xichen feels so fucking foreign to me because ultimately he just care he brother#no matter what shape that brother takes#lan xichen#mdzs#deep breath#WE ARE NOT OUR MISTAKES AND WEI WUXIAN IS THE BIGGEST MOST GLARING EXAMPLE OF THIS#AND THE FACT THAT YOU CAN RECOGNIZE THIS BUT NOT THAT XICHEN SAID A MEAN THING WHEN HE WAS UPSET AND HIS WORLD WAS CRUMBLING#SAYS A LOT MORE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SKEWED POV#IF WWX ISNT UPSET ABOUT BEING CALLED LWJS MISTAKE BECAUSE HE REALIZES THERES MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO HE WORRIED ABOUT#RATHER THAN XICHENS ANGY REMARKS THAT CLEARLY HAVE NO BASIS BECAUSE WWX OBVIOUSLY DIDNT REMEMBER#THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO MAD ON HIS BEHALF#seriously the narrative puts SO LITTLE FOCUS ON THIS#laughably little#xichen wants his brother to be happy he doesn’t WANT to push wwx away#he wants wwx to recognize the fault he has and the blame he carries so that he will TREAT WANGJI APPROPRIATELY#so that he’ll stop being a dense motherfucker about his own feelings long enough to realize that wangji has been irrevocably in love#since the very beginning!!!#xichen ignored crimes that sucks#that’s a valid reason to critique his character#‘xichen ignored jgy’s crimes but not wwx’s and actively tried to sabotage wangxian’#no you’re wrong#xichen did not lead the lan to the burial mounds#stop confusing xichen for qiren#if wangji had successfully convinced wwx to return to gusu with him xichen would’ve done the shrug emote#sorry uncle! i have a new brother again!#foh with your xichen hate#i’m gonna be late for work bc of this rant but it needed to be said
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wip snip sunday !
tagged by everybody's fav genius @wolfpants xx
But Sirius glances back, just once, before pushing into the restroom. And he’s hit with nearly the same expression he first saw ten years ago now. On a hot summer’s day, two courts down, right off the coast of the Mediterranean. Those same bright brown eyes and overlong lashes. That softly parted mouth, chapped lips, cheeks flooding with colour -- in surprise, or perhaps embarrassment. That slow blink of recognition. They look at each other, and Sirius swallows hard. Remus opens his mouth like he’s going to say something, but then a hand reaches out – whoever he’s with still hidden behind the light beam – and tangles into those humidity-blown curls, gripping tightly. Remus stills, but he doesn’t look away from Sirius. Just watches him, unmoving, shadows carving out the edges of his face. Pressure thuds against Sirius’ sternum. Tension wrangles in his chest; tension – and something else. Something that twists at the sight of Remus still on his knees, at his hair all messed up from someone’s fingers, at the fact that hours previous Sirius finally said it and now Remus is here, so if he wanted to, he could– Sirius turns away, ducks quickly into the men’s.
hiii if ya wanna share smth @colgatebluemintygel @mblematic @sectoren @mostlyoptimisticdinosaur + open OBV mwaah !!
#tag game#nobody tag em she's on a (self-designated) ff BAN!!! 🔫#also laughable to call this a work in progress more like work dead in the fucking water amiright 😃#ofas#anyways HAPPY SINNER WIN DAY WE CHEERED SO SO LOUD SLAM CHAMP BABYYYY !!!!!!#also imagine i just. changed the names in this then it.. then it could be— GUNSHOTS
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Nintendo thinks theyre soooo funny haha "what if we gave 9 gold scales if they hit 900 mil (almost a billion !!) golden eggs. Just 9. For all that work. Isnt that so hilarious and funny and awesome and cool. Theyll only get 7 if they only hit the given quota. So funny. So awesome. So hilarious. Not even 300 bronze scales to go with it. So amazing. So incredible. We're so hilarious" yeah uh huh sure whatever
#its like insulting lol i hope whoever doesnt participate doesnt get anything#im so sick of this game. im so sick of every decision they make. its almost like they hate people who play the game#what is their beef with salmon run. i dont get it#the only mode they actually give a shit about map design for but then they make it give a stupid low amount of catalog points#for the amount of work that goes into playing a shift. making scale drops stupid as fuck. making everything expensive as fuck#is this their idea of longevity? just making everything infuriating?#'oh but theyre adding scales to the capsules' dont care. that doesnt excuse this laughably shitty 'reward' for this stupid 7 mil quota thing#i hate this game so much. genuinely#this game is all about grinding and being insufferable and nothing else#splatoon 3#weaponblog
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You’re absolutely disgusting and vile to write about noncon/rape tf is wrong with you?
right because youre allowed to dictate how i deal with my trauma!!!! sorry i forgot :p
#this is laughable#send another ask ur getting blocked <3 kiss kiss!#what i write about is no ones business but my own#if you dont like it just unfollow or block me? ur pathetic as fuck for sending ANONYMOUS HATE 😭😭😭😭 im so weak#Loserrrrrrr 👎
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Checked out a blog which I had blocked. I forgot the reason for it so, I checked the blog out, at first it seemed everything was fine until I came until the all time classic block reason (for me) "Azula abused Zuko" damn and I nearly doubted myself for blocking someone without reason.
#if you agree with the take in question you’re honestly lost#sorry not sorry#lmao just say you think Zuko is an awkward tutleduck without ruff edges that gets constantly tortured by his 2 year younger sister#🤡#4 am vent#I just hate that fucking take so much#it ain’t even laughable anymore like with some other takes#azula#pd talks#4 am thoughts#might delete tomorrow after my brain got some sleep or probably not#we’ll see in a few hours#or after I fought for super earth spreading democracy in the galaxy
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beyond tired of self professed "sickos" having conniptions about ddlg or bdsm or whatever the fuck on my tl.
#u cld not pay me to be friendly with these “dark media” (w/ever that means) enjoyer cryptos just bc we like similar themes in fiction#laughable to be an incestblogger who thinks women with cnc kinks should be put down like dogs. i dont want to be associated with u actually#women attracted to men are not brain dead and it doesnt fucking matter if what you do in bed is Revolutionary. when will these morons stfu.#hate the recent radfem brainworms of this site so bad. not that they ever left but its becoming more and more blatant now.#anyway. not related to spn sorry but i never talk on main and i doubt i'll start any time soon.#actually i guess kinda related to spn in that a lot of these ppl are fellow fans. unfortunately.#.txt
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Kinda exhausted and might be offline for most of tonight lol.
#today was laughably bad at work lmao#just a Fucking Day where nothing could go right lmao#im not super sad about it just very very tired#im bleeding too so :/ shit sucks
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#new plan for today opposite of yesterday’s plan actually#aka don’t go to sleep#if I don’t go to sleep I don’t have nightmares#which is probably more night/sleep anxiety rather than actual nightmares#because who the fuck wakes up in a complete panic after a dream about PAPER TOWELS?!?#it’s ridiculous it’s insane#it’s laughable I couldn’t stop laughing when I said it out loud to my mom when I called her to calm down#it’s so stupid#yet I wake up in a complete panic almost screaming#paper towels like seriously#maybe that’s not what the dream was and that’s just all I can remember#but waking up in a panic and all you can remember is paper towels#ridiculous pathetic so so annoying#ao yeah I probably wont go to bed at all bc at least I won’t have nightmares then#but it won’t help with the exhaustion I’m dealing with
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Midway thru shippuden 462. This is so funny actually. Like I'm actually kinda enjoying this backstory stuff (unexpectedly) just bc it's pretty interesting. But it's SOOOOOOO funny that black zetsu is showing this to naruto and sasuke. Like he's... what. Boasting about her history??? Genuinely, why is he showing this to them??? It's so funny tho bc now it's showing when Hagoromo and Hamura sealed Kaguya, using the sun and moon symbols that Naruto and Sasuke *have*. So he's just showing them how to use them to seal her???????? It feels so counterproductive for him 😭😭😭😭 but sure for plot convenience yeah let's show the boys how to use their new powers to defeat her. Yeah. Makes total sense.
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#sometimes the plot details in this show are so heavy-handed that it's like... laughable.#like this couldve been an accidental flashback or smth from some weird mind powers or smth#or MAYBE Hagoromo himself couldve shown them when he was talking with them in that weird mind place.#but no. that wouldve been too much lore dumping at once (not that this show's ever really shied away from that before 🙄)#so instead we have black zetsu info dumping about her past and how they sealed her.#like. ok lol. it just feels kinda stupid.#but such is this show sometimes. it's utterly amazing and awe inspiring at times and so fucking stupid and frustrating at others.#just putting up with this stupid kaguya shit for now. once i get to the naruto vs sasuke fight im gonna be LIVINGGGGGGG
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