#god hes so fucking cute and he hates when i call him that but idc

[tiramegtoons]

[stormyelliotwritez]

walk with me…

ftm reader who has been in love with logan for years but he thinks logan is straight and also logan like wont stop being in love with jean and is absolutely OBLIVIOUS that r likes him.. (literally all the other x men know) and honestly this can be like super angsty or just silly idc whatever the vibe u best think works

im gonna somehow go with mostly angst coz thats my fav so here goes

tw for gender dysphoria related to wanting to fit logan’s so called type

BUT HE’S STRAIGHT?

Logan was staring at Jean again. This was like the fifth time just this staff meeting. You weren’t sure how much longer you could take this. Maybe Charles would let you go lay down if you faked a fever but maybe he’d do the whole psychic thing and realize you were fine.

You sat through the rest of the meeting and then left quickly, feeling like a loser. It’s been years and he still hasn’t noticed you. He’s always staring at Jean who’s literally been in love with Scott since they met. Why won’t he stare at you? How the fuck is he straight? But alas, he is.

You walked to your room, tugging at your shirt and wishing it would fit better. Maybe he’d have noticed you if you weren’t a boy, if you’d stayed what you’d been born as. Maybe if you were still her, he’d think you were cute. Maybe he’d look at you how he looked at Jean.

You slammed your door shut and clambered onto your bed, curling up into a ball. You stayed there, just thinking, until eventually you fell asleep.

In the morning, you got up and after showering and getting dressed, you threw on the jacket you’d stolen from Logan a few months ago, the one with the school’s logo. Maybe he wouldn’t notice. It’s not like he ever noticed you.

You went about your day, bumping into Scott who made a faux growl sound like Logan’s to tease you and then bumping into Hank who sniffed your jacket and then applauded you on managing to steal from Logan. Later in the day, you ran head first into Storm, when you were trying to avoid Logan, and she glanced at him and then meowed at you teasingly. You’d swear on someone’s grave that the only person who didn’t know about your years old crush was the man himself, Logan.

You managed to avoid Logan all day until… dinner. He was sitting opposite the spot you always sat in. He was sitting there. Why was he sitting there was a question you couldn’t answer. You tugged at your jumper while holding your plate with one hand and you walked over to him.

“Logan,” you said with a nod.

“Bub,” he said back before looking you over.

He didn’t say anything about the jacket. He just sat there and ate his dinner and then stood up. He walked around to your side and leaned down to whisper in your ear. “Nice jacket, bub.”

He then walked off, just like that.

What the fuck? What the actual fuck? He didn’t know though. He would know about your ridiculous crush if he was listening to your heartbeat right now. Oh my god, so he knew you’d stolen it but he couldn’t put the damn pieces together?

You finished your dinner and walked off. You were halfway to your room when someone grabbed your hand and pulled you into an empty classroom. The door was slammed and you were disoriented in the dark.

“You like me, bub?”

That was Logan’s voice. Wait, he knew? How? But…

“Come on, I ain’t got all day,” he said abruptly.

You nodded. You were quite sure he could see in the dark and the scoff he made seemed to say so. How could you have been so stupid? He was probably going to hate you now. He was straight. He’d always been straight and in love with Jean. He was oblivious. He’d always been oblivious. He could never like you. You weren’t a girl, no matter how hard you wanted to still be one so he’d like you. Your heart was racing and soon enough, you were hyperventilating.

His hands were on your shoulders and you were being pulled into a hug, a hug that smelt of wood and fuel. He was hugging you?

“It’s okay, I got you, bub,” he placed a light kiss on your forehead, “I swing both ways, you know.”

You’d always hated that he was still taller than you, one of the downsides of not getting on T until your 20’s and- wait, what? He swings both ways?

“You-you do?” You said once your breathing had slowed.

He nodded. You couldn’t see it but you could feel it. He could like you… as you, as a man? You didn’t have to be someone else? You could just be you.

“Yep, now let’s go. I think there’s two beers calling our names in the teacher’s lounge,” he said before opening the door and pulling you out of the classroom. “Jean mentioned your little crush and now I gotta hear all about how you’ve been pining for me for years.”

Curse you, Jean, but thanks, was all you could think as you just nodded and walked with him to the teachers lounge.

pt 2 - he’s not straight?

[yowyowyaoi]

Itachi’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki

From Konan

Nobody eats until you come out and eat with us 😤

Thank you! You’re the only one who even noticed 💙

You need to do a better job of hiding that kitten lol  it pushed open your door and walked down the hallway again

Of course! You know where I keep it you don’t even have to ask 😊

I know I’ve spoken to Nagato about them he’ll handle it

You have GOT to come try this new massage chair I got it’s heaven 😌

From Deidara

Come on I was just kidding!!

Please call him off if he bites off my hand again Sasori said he won’t replace it 😔

Sharingan is not art it’s dirty cheating 

The counter is covered with plates of eggs, did you do that weird sleepwalking thing again?!

Me and Hidan and maybe Tobi. Come on take the stick out of your ass and just come with us!

I’ll paint them if you braid my hair first.

Why do you always blame me?? Hidan probably took it!

Omfg I SWEAR I meant that for Sasori!! 😳 Please please don’t show Kisame he’ll kill me 😫

From Zetsu

He’s just so emotional is that an Uchiha trait?

I can literally smell your exhaustion you need to go and rest

Yeah very cute. Be a shame if someone ate it 👀

He was doing fine. Got a lot taller. Looks a lot like you in the face.

No I’m glad you made him leave that dude freaked even ME out 😵‍💫

From “Tobi” aka Obito

Can I borrow your face cream? This mask makes my skin itch like crazy!

God stop it man are you TRYING to speed up going blind?!

Would he take your last name or would you take his? 🤔

No. Never. They think I’m a dumbass, remember?

Little more time in the sun would probably help 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Crushes” are for little kids. And anyway he hates me 😔

I thought about that yeah. Reminded me of your mom’s. She always made the best ones.

I’m not sure of anything kid. But we’re in it too far to back out.

Idk you just looked super pale

Ask Sasori to make you more, they’re helping a little 

Idc what Zetsu says. I can do a lotta shit but cannibalism isn’t one of them 🤢

You think I didn’t see you sneak in that pie? Either share or I’m telling Kisame.

From Nagato

Come and join Konan and I for tea. We’ve got a new blend we think you’ll like.

Permission granted. Just be back within three days, I’ll be sending you two on a mission then.

Thank you for the tips. My eyes feel much better now.

Take your time reading it. When you finish I’d love to discuss some of the themes with you.

I know you dislike meat but perhaps a bit more protein might help improve your stamina.

I don’t mind but do not let Kakuzu see it.

From Hidan

Movies with me and blondie?

Yeah but he’s half-animal right? Still counts, pervert.

PLEASE make the splinters in the ass joke PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU😭😭😭

If I didn’t take a piece you would have ate the whole fucking thing yourself and your stomach would burst. You’re welcome 😊

No that was definitely Deidara’s gay ass

Mask boy’s looking for you

Oh right like Kisame wouldn’t beat my ass for that 🙄 Nice try asshole

God damn it’s 3am when the FUCK do you sleep?!

We’re not “plotting” anything just come with ffs 🤦‍♂️

It was an accident and I didn’t even look that long don’t tell her she’ll slice me up with that sharp-ass paper 😖

From Kakuzu

You always being on time with your rent is most appreciated.

To be honest I don’t really know. But at this point I’m too far into my feelings for him so this is my life now. 

Getting enough sleep is important. Nagato agrees that a new mattress would be in your best interests. No arguments.

I’ve ripped off his leg and made it clear it won’t be returned until he returns your property to you.

I’ll consult with Sasori and get back to you.

Konan is insisting everyone text you to come down to eat. It’s my turn. Be advised that continued delay will result in one or more of us coming and retrieving you by force.

From Sasori

Please inform me right away if you notice any adverse side effects. I may need to change the medication or adjust the dosage.

Oh, thank you for reminding me. I wouldn’t want a repeat of last year. What sort of gift do you think I should give him?

You’re more than welcome to anytime. You know I don’t sleep.

Finding the correct body is the most difficult part. All that follows is merely routine.

He can be very sensitive. I’m still learning to decipher and appropriately react to his emotions.

May I borrow that book when you’ve finished it?

Heh. That’s actually very funny.

Try not to overdo it. Your chakra levels still haven’t recovered from the last time.

You may want to hurry back. Zetsu has been circling outside your door like an animal and trying to sniff under it. That lock may not hold.

From Kisame

You remembered your meds today right?

Did you eat?

Yeah? I bet I could work out that tension 😏

Cake is not acceptable for every meal, Itachi.

I got a new blanket, very soft. Come test it out with me 💙

I’ll talk to him about it don’t worry.

For God’s sake just TAKE A NAP!

Have fun but watch your back, I don’t trust those two.

Pretty warm out tonight. Midnight swim later? 😏

You left your necklace on my dresser

Leave it there. You’ve already got one illicit pet you don’t need a second.

I’m cooking, you’re eating. No objections.

My hands are craving being in your hair 😔

I did not eat him. Zetsu is a liar.

You got any more pics like that? Please? 👀

I 💙 you too

[mynameismisty]

JUST THE SMALL THINGS| RAIDEN X PRINCESS!READER

☆SUMMARY: All he wanted was to be with you, but that isn't so easy with the fact you were royalty. But you'd make it out right? Right?

☆ORIGIN: honestly i just said "fuck it lets play a taylor swift song and write about it", shuffled the playlist and had love story play first so LMAO

☆ADDED: Honestly idc if its shit i just needed to project my idea on something😭

☆"I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess."☆

You came from royalty, just a small kingdom near Outworld. Yet, being from a small kingdom, you were still known amongst Outworlders, practically being able to recognize you everywhere you go.

You still remember when Liu Kang called you to the Temple to help train his students, and that's where you met Raiden. Something just clicked between you two, you guys had chemistry, and Liu Kang gave knowing looks at you but you just shrugged them off. Besides, you were just helping train them right?

But you felt a pang of sadness when the day came to an end and you had to be escorted back to your palace.

You also remembered when he chased after your carriage, yelling.

"Wait! Ms. Y/L/N!"

"Stop the carriage!" You said as you turned a light shade of pink when you peeked through the door of it. "Yes, Raiden?" You said, trying to look unbothered, even thought your heart was racing a million miles per second.

"I- I never got a way to communicate with you. May I have the opportunity to write to you by any chance, your Highness?" He asked subtly, giving a small smile with worried eyes.

You stared at him for a minute before giving a short smile.

"You may. And-" You hesitated. "And you can call me Y/N instead. I prefer it rather than my last name." And you gave him a piece of paper with your location, plus your number.

"I...I have to go now Raiden. If I do ever have the time to help train you at the temple, I will. See you around, I suppose?" You gave a chuckle and waved goodbye to him.

"Thank you, your Highness. I'll write to you as soon as I can." He smiled at you dreamily and waved goodbye as your carriage left the temple. Your soft chuckle seemed to echo through the walls of his head as he watched you get further and further away.

Your parents, as king and queen were strict about their only daughter. And you needed to write to Liu Kang to help ask for permission to help train at the temple. Fortunately, your parents gave in and allowed you to go. With simply just giving you a curfew and their basic rules of "no boys or boyfriends". Which you hated alot, I mean, you were in an arranged marriage alright, but that doesn't mean you had to be stripped away from fun.

"Really? A curfew? I'm past eighteen, mother! I should be able to make my own decisions!"

"And mess up our chance with the other Kingdom? You are going to be married to the prince of the neighbouring Kingdom and yet you want to act like a wild party animal?"

"Mother, I'm not acting like that! I'm only leaving for the Shaolin Temple, for god's sake!"

After this small argument, your mother decided to take back allowing you to go and made you stay in your room.

And you did so, slamming the door as loud as you could as you heard your father shooing Liu Kang away.

You were annoyed. Pissed to say the least. I mean you were stuck here and you wouldn't be able to see the cute boy that you liked maybe a little too much.

You refused to be stuck inside there and did what any normal girl would do.

Sneak out.

And sneak out you did, you had rope you kept in your drawer and tossed it out your window, tying it to your bed post and climbing down.

You ran, you ran so fast you felt like you were about to lose your breath and fall. But needless to say you made it and climbed over the wall, giving a smile of triumph after managing to get out without getting seen.

Liu kang was suprised to even see you at the Temple.

"Y/N? Why are you here? You should be stuck at the palace right now." He said, giving a genuine, but very confused smile.

"I.. persuaded them to let me come." You lied between a tight smile. "I managed to change their mind. Again."

So he just smiled back and gave you a small hug.

"Come then, the boys already left, as I let them have a day off but you are free to have tea here."

You looked sad and sighed. Oh wait, but was he here?

"Is...well, you know, here?"

Liu Kang suddenly seemed to realize why you were so persistent on coming.

"This small crush seems quite funny to me, you have your hand in marriage yet you don't seem inlove with him. And to answer your question, Y/N, I think he left to-"

"Oh! Who left?" You heard a very familiar voice say. "Y/N! I mean- Your Highness! You came." He came up to you, and he was shirtless, with droplets of sweat coming from his very very formed chest.

"Yeah, yeah." You said cluelessly as you stared at his chest. It looked like it was carved by the Elder gods specifically just for you. "Yeah- I was- I was wondering when you were going to write."

"I was about to after seeing that you weren't coming but I mean, hey I see you did come."

You stared at him and he stared at you. And both of you just started staring into eachothers eyes, trying to read any feelings inside them.

"I'll leave you two then." Liu Kang said, as he gave a small nod accompanied by a smile and walked away.

"Well then...uhm..do you wanna eat out somewhere after this?" He asked shyly, turning a slight shade of pink after asking.

"Yes! Shall we go to Madam Bo's?" You say excitedly.

"Madam Bo's? I thought as a princess from another Kingdom you wouldn't have heard of that place."

"Are you kidding me? I love that place! My parents got it delivered to our palace doorstep when I was a kid...actually I think you were the little boy I always saw with Madam Bo." You said, then suddenly realized something. "Did you always have that hat?" You pointed to the hat he held in his hands. "If you did then I'm sure you're the little boy I always saw as a kid then."

"Wow." was all Raiden managed to say. "To figure, back then I think I did always go to that specific palace atleast...3 times a week."

You smiled at him as he gave a small laugh.

"Well wow, I can't believe we already knew of eachother before meeting." He said.

Both of you were silent for a while before he spoke up.

"So Madam Bo's?" Raiden said as he put his shirt on and wiped the sweat off his forehead.

"Of course!" You tucked your hair behind your ear and mentally thanked yourself you wore something that wasn't flashy to not grab too much attention.

He finished up and stuck his arm out for you to hold.

"Such a gentleman for me." You laughed and linked your arm through his as you left the temple.

Liu Kang watched as you both walked off, laughing, arms linked and gave a knowing smile.

He knew you two would find eachother again.

Just like in any other timeline.

DO I MAKE A PART TWO OR SOMETHING

[goldenlol]

also this is sword anon again and honestly your cookie run art is partially why i wanna get back into it after a long time but i remember some drama circulating around that darkmilk has a significant age gap n stuff and in extension so does yammilk (ik your pinned post doesnt include them I just added that since that was part of the discussion) so whats your take on their age thing cuz idk what type of shipper you are lol

HII AGAIN LFMAOO BUT OKFG RLLYYY?? YAYYY

I don’t talk about milkyam cause I just don’t like the ship, or most of its shippers. I don’t like a lot of choco ships tbh..but all I will say, is milk would protect choco from yam BUT THATS IT. THATS ALL.

for me, I hc young prince as 15 and milk around the same age, idk maybe 13? I cant see how people think young prince choco was an adult...?? Yes she went out to find a sword by herself but I think she was only allowed that because she is a good fighter and can survive on her own, it’s obvious cacao had trust that choco will return safely.

She just looks tall or mature for her age ig?? I think it’s because how she was raised, never allowed to be a child and trained to be better but yea no, I fr can’t see her as an adult here

edit: I forgot to add but she still kind of had that “oblivious” mindset I guess? Believing she can save her kingdom and could change her fathers mind even tho he’s so stubborn and that mentality of being “a hero just like his father”, I’m sure thats associated w younger people because “ur just a child you don’t know any better”

after she comes back she sees what her father rlly is and basically calls him a coward. It’s fr someone maturing and seeing someone for what they rlly are, not blinded by the child mentality anymore and only seeing someone as perfect when they’re not at all (not saying cacao is a coward mb minty, but bro wasn’t the best father 🙏😔 I love cacao) but also choco is manipulated easily because of her weak mentality.. my girl.

I know a lot of people are iffy or just hate chocomilk and that’s alr ig but god pls enough w tagging the ship and making threads telling people to hate it.

I know someone whose too afraid to draw it because of what people say and I’m like !! I got you bro I’ll draw it for us!!

Also I don’t think devsis would even allow such a ship to exist if it was wrong?? (it’s funny cause they make art of it n even make captions like that one where choco and lico go to an amusement park together, w “don’t tell milk” )

also I just hate how mischaracterized milk is w choco... my god y’all are weird as fuck w him. Milk wouldn’t harass choco or stalk him pls stop that, it’s uncomfortable..

he respects his space and choco’s life. When he met choco in that cutscene, people took choco being “uncomfortable” around milk, he wasn’t? He was just shocked or just “?? Rlly??” Kind of reaction because this man hasn’t been told anything nice after he became “bad” or whatever, so having someone tell him that he was the reason they became stronger and “want to be just like him” is obviously shocking to her, she wouldn’t believe that she made someone life better because she thought she only hurt people and deserved to be hated and treated in any way.

Anyway yea, they def both met as teens, didn’t see eachother til adults and it’s obvious milk is in love w choco idc (me too bro)

this is long as fuck sorry but GOD I NEEDED TO SAY SHIT!!

Take the cute art tho I love them sm (I think choco just has the mentality that no one could love him after what he’s done so he doesn’t understand why milk faints all flustered n shit but the idea of her being oblivious is cute too 😭 fuck it shes both!!)

also what type of shipper I am?? Wym

[spacejip]

dreamscape review !!

my ranking is: 1 - you 2 - flying kiss 3 - no escape 4 - best of me 5 - heavenly / night poem 6 - when i’m with you / i hate fruits 7 - off the wall / intro: dreamscape don’t be fooled by this ranking, i would actually put all the remaining songs in number 4. they all can fight!!

intro: dreamscape - i loved so much mark doing high notes, specially in this one, he slayed. - i’m happy it’s more than 2 mins long, i thought it would be shorter considering it’s an intro to the album

when i’m with you - i’m not a fan of this genre but these mfs made me like this either way... - obsessed with jisungs parts (high notes and rap) - don’t get me started on verse 3 (where mark, jaemin, jisung and jeno do the “you know what i mean” rap) makes me elevate

flying kiss - ngl when i heard it before the album release i thought this could be the title track… still think so - chenle being center in the chorus is so 😦😳😛🥵 like his movements omg “born to dance forced to sing” king - chenle’s adlibs my god - this song is tattooed in my brain without my consent (won’t complain) - THAT BRIDGE??!!!! - the mwah you can hear in the song is actually me btw :3

i hate fruits - at first, i didn’t really like it. but the more i listen to it, the more i fuck with it. (UPDATE, 6 days after this and istg this might be one of my favs now dafuq?) - i love the instrumental - jeno singing 과일이 싫어, lo-lo-love you so bad……..

no escape - chenle in this is my fav chenle - his lines are 🥵 he just sings with IDK HOW TO PUT IT IN WORDS force???? strenght???? power???? like he’s spitting the lyrics, idk if you guys get me ☹️ - i wouldn’t mind if chenle spat the lyrics on my face fr - hot song, really (ik the lyrics are not "hot", the vibes are)

best of me - THAT INTRO… reminds me a little of the weekend and (don’t call me crazy) sunflower by post malone and swae lee - this is my fav genre (idek the name) - i missed them making this kind of songs - 119 🤝 best of me

you - THE LOVE OF MY LIFE - IF I COULD GET MARRIED TO THIS I WOULD - i love it so much i’m scared i’ll over play it…… - this one makes me want to cry - chenle, renjun and haechan in this are like angels - the lyrics are 🤌🏼 - JENO SINGING THE CHORUS??? while i was writting this i had to look it up because every time i played it, i couldn’t really tell who was the one singing before chenle IT WAS JENO OMG i’ll burst - this one sits at the same table with my youth and rainbow, idc what you say - the three of them make me so emotional ☹️

heavenly - this one right here surprised me a lot, i thought this would be my least favorite BUT SHE PROVED ME WRONG (yes, it’s a she🙂‍↕️) - she boosts my mood EVERY TIME - CHENLE AND HAECHAN ARMONIZING BEFORE THE CHORUS i fell to my knees - also is it just me? when everyone is singing the chorus, the one that stands out the most is renjun and i LOVE that - i feel like this one fits him so well :,)

night poem - this one is also inside my head 24/7 - idk how to explain it but it sounds like a really silly song (DEFINITELY IN A GOOD WAY!!) - it’s the same silly feeling blue wave gives me - i swear i get giggly with this one idk how to explain it - BAAAMSAE‼️🗣️ - mood booster number 2 - this is the only one i couldn’t imagine with a choreography. this might be one of those that dream performs while running all over the stage while doing fan service AND I LOVE THAT

off the wall - again, not really my type of song but how can i not like it 😫 - the post chorus and “to the left to the right” is so cute like i can’t wait to see it on live (a girl can dream) - mood booster number 3

rains in heaven - do i even have to say anything? - renjun coming back just to make this song is so ☹️🫶🏼 (did you guys notice i don’t know how to express myself?) - WE ARE MORE THAN WHAT WE ARE MADE TO THINK i would tattoo this if i wasn’t scared of tattoos………. - CAUSE ILL BE THEREEEEE AAAHHH haechan makes me s(cream) - the adlibs chenle does in the end omg… gives me shivers every time

i was so hyped and excited for this, and i can confidently say this album topped my expectations. k fans are crazy if they think this is bad... they’re just mad because OBVIOUSLY dreamies can’t promote the songs in korea right now.

[kathjack]

Now, watching Mammon's magnificent blah blah to lazy i'm sorry

This is going to be a looooooong post

(Containing laughter everytime the name Mammon appears on screen because in Mexico and without one m it's a word to say call someone an egocentric ot an asshole or both)

"Women aren't funny" WOW MAN I KNOW IS HELL BUT HOW ARE YOU NOT CANCELLED¿

"He can eat my ass, in a bad way"

Blitz your fucking disgusting

HE SAID IT, OZZIE CALLED BLITZ BLITZ AND NOT BLITZO, YES, YEEESSSSSS

I know and I know and I know Ozzie is right and Mammon is definilty abusing Fizz and he's an asshole and Ozzie is trying to help but I really really don't like how he words things because out of context it sounds really bad but again I know Mammon is a bitch

Me: "Oh wow Ozzie hired Blitz and other guard, the guard looks like him, probably someone strong because Blitz is mainly there to convince Fizz, right?" "Wait THAT'S OZZIE?? HOW IS HE- HOW IS HE SO THIN-"

Ozzie Ily but srsly you need to learn to communicate with your partner

I really hate how it looks like the upper arms are coming out of Mammon's chest I really hate that

STOP GRABBING HIM LIKE HE'S A TOY NOOOO

BLITZ ILY YOU TOO BUT RULE #1 OF SEEING YOUR FRIEND CLEARLY BEING MENTALLY ABUSED BY SOMEONE WHO HAS POWER OVER THEM: GAIN THAT PERSON TRUST FIRST HAND SO YOU CAN WORK BETTER INTO GETTING YOUR FRIEND AWAY FROM THEM WITHOUT RISKING YOUR FRIENDS SAFETY

"He thinks he's funny" "Offended"

FIZZ NO

Ooooh who are these two, oooooh no I don't like their designs

I'm dying, Blitz insulting the blue twins and Fizz possing like trying to replicate Blitz sass but not really

Blitz NO you're making it worse help you're giving him more pressure

Ooooooh I like this "song" I like it a lot

NO THE GIRL WITH $ TITS FELL NOOOOHOO 😭

Istg if the creep from the beginning comes back i'm going to chew my shoes

WAIT ARE THE HORNS LIKE THEIR EARS?? THEY HEAR TROUGH THAT?? OMG THE KID IS SO CUTE THIS SCENE IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY???

FIZZ KNOWS SIGN LANGUAGE I'M CRYING AND I'M NOT KIDDING THERE'S TEARS ON MY FACE

(Takes a break to chill the fuck out)

Aight

FUCK HE DID CAME BACK, BLITZ, SHOT 'EM Okay help he's a discord mod isn't he Pixar villain complex

I'm sad because I know Fizz really greatly appreciates what Blitz did but will probably not be able to say anything

Yeah, called it, fuck you Mamon I'm going to call him Mamon now idc he deserves it

HE SAID IT! "Good enough for WHAT?"

Oh you're cool I like you a lot

GOOD SONG BUT I STILL HATE YOU TWO

Oh God no the makeup it's going to be really bad right? This is going to be really bad

HE CAN'T FIT NOHOOOOO

Okay I can't even like HE THINKS OZZIE IS WITH HIM BECAUSE HE BECAME FAMOUS FOR MAMMON AND I'M FUCKING CRYING

HE TOOK OFF HIS HAT HE THINKS OZZIE ONLY LIKES HIM AT HIS BEST I CANNOT BE FUCKING KINING THIS JESTER THIS MUCH THIS IS UNFAIR

Okay Ozzie again ILY BUT THE WAY HE MOVES LMAO SDGHABNM, NO NVM, I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE

ANOTHER ONE?? IT REALLY IS A MUSICAL HUH Should've seen it coming

Whatever is Ozzie and Fizz is going to be my favorite song of the episode

"You're messy but i'm messy too" MDHFDDGSH

They kiss, i'm losing it

B L I T Z

Hey who the fuck put me into Helluva Boss

ANOTHER SONG, AND IF IT'S ABOUT WHAT I THINK IT'S GONNA BE I WILL BE SOOOO HAPPY

I would comment on what Mammon said but I need to make the image or else it won't work

"It's about you" "w h a t"

HE CALLED MAMON A CUCK, YOU GO FIZZ DO WHAT MANY OF US COULDN'T DO

Mamon clapping at the performance even tho he knows it's about him is like the same AND opposite vibe of Bruno vibing to his family talking shit about him and Idk how to describe it

Okay but everyone thought it was like a random song he thought it was catchy and when he said Mamon's name everyone just started to process the lyrics He called him out of his abuse and everyone will realize how much he sucks now, at least a lot of them will

THE KIDDDDDDDD

God I was so worried that they were going to do THAT gag, i'm glad it was just Mamon becoming a weird spider

Damn Ozzie that's hot (Pun intended)

THEY ADDMITTED IT, THEY'RE FREE, THEY'RE GDSHADBHAKJLCNDVJAKL I'm those fans screaming in the background that's me, that's us all

"You're going to regret revealing that Ozz" Oh shit these three WILL come back won't they?

[notafunkiller]

https://x.com/not_a_funkiller/status/1838857297105162460?t=rjPKQhrGeyLUf3e6CZ2oOg&s=19

https://x.com/not_a_funkiller/status/1838856708048740804?t=rjPKQhrGeyLUf3e6CZ2oOg&s=19

Mod, oh my god, just saw your tweets answering that jerk.

Imagine thinking that is a dad bod?! The audacity as you said... jesus christ, these people are on something.

Not that having a dad bod is a bad thing, but saying this is a dad bod got me so fucking mad cause it's obviously not.

When Bucky was thinner, it wqs not okay, when he got bulky they called him fat. Now he is fat, fat. When can Sebastian evee win with those crazy people?

He is literally fucking fit, are you kidding? Just not their usual skinny guy fit. Even in Pam & Tommy, the 355 and a bit Fresh, you can see he has a certain body structure. And I actually find this very awesome and hot.

Also was Bucky supposed to starve? Be forever in pain? Lmao. Unbelievable! They cry about Marvel actually giving him a life, a plot and a fucking healthy life.

As tou said, he's literally one od the only characters that was not written flat. He evolves, he has ups and downs, he is hinted at being this incredible super soldier (I saw people got mad you said he is the best, but he literally is), a nerd, strong and also acring on his impulses. They made him a complex character. Just because he does not have a lot of screentime, it does not mean he is not the IT character. He is the main thing in the captain america triology... we see him in tfatws holding back and showing his skills too. It's so freaking good, Idk what these people are on.

Also, whoever says Bucky has to be controlled to kill someone, you forget Bucky was in war, also the civil war apartment scene. Just because he hates fighting, it does not mean he won't do it. He has a moral compass, but he is not a saint. No one is. Not even Steve, as much as y'all wanna believe he is. Bucky is good and also has a dark side. Acceot HE is the winter soldier. It was Bucky under Hydra's control, brainwashed and treated as a toy, but it was him. The fact he even remembers everything shows what a strong character he is, how incredibly strong they made him.

Preach to everything you said! They will always find something to complain about. But imagine bodyshaming this:

It could never be me.

And yes, the fact he worked so hard and was so insecure and wanted that "perfect" (based on this weird society) body for Nick Fowler. I can't watch that film and fully enjoy it knowing how he felt about it.

And his issues with body image got > when he played Tommy Lee.

People.were mad he was not skinny enough. WELL, EXCUSE ME HE HAS A FREAKING (HEALTHY AND NORMAL) BODY STRUCTURE. Not everyone is meant to be healthy and normal in the same way. But what to expect from people who, as you pointed out, said he is skinny in CATWS, too skinny in TFATWS, but are also mad about this look in Thunderbolts and they called him in Civil War fat.

Also using weight as an insult???

P.S. and tbh I can't imagine someone not finding this Thunderbolts hot and cute... like how? Because it's really 🫠

STOP BODY SHAMING, BULLYING AND TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE'S BODIES! Idc if Bucky is a character.

[borathae]

q&a idea: favorite long hairstyle(s) of bts? nominate one or several, however u like 👀

YOU HAVE ASKED ME A QUESTION I POSSIBLY COULDN'T ANSWER JFDJSF long haired!bangtan is my weakness I am spiralling at the mere thought of them

okay okay so let's do this 👀

curls: i painted this picture and have it hanging on my wall now, he is a god, i need him, 10/10

blonde streaks: it's giving 80s mullet, funky lil rapstar, i wanna twirl it, not a fan of the streaks but that's my own bad taste, 9/10

messy bangs: scrumdiddlyumptious, a sophisticated gentleman, it looks so short next to the floof, 9/10

dark: a boyfriend, looks messy but in a good way, like i just had sex messy, 10/10

bun: *barks*, the bleach kinda made his hair look dry though, i still want him, 9/10

brown: cute, a prince, a doll, i wanna run my hands through it, 10/10

perm: this also goes hand in hand with all the times he had curls, i wanna bury my face in it, i wanna mess it uppp, i want him, 10/10

bun: just whenever he wears buns & ponytails, i wanna tug on it, don't ask, i'm so obsessed with him, it's fucking ridiculous, 10/10

sidecut: whatever the fuck happened there, like why?, do you think this is funny?, i'm gonna combust, 10/10

purple: i love purple on him, or is this silver?, i can't tell, nonetheless, i love it, 10/10

dark: superior, rip to our hearts when he cut it, he looked so cute, 10/10

grammys: motherfu-, get outta here, i refuse to speak to him, 10/10

mullet?: is that a mullet?, either way i lost it when he had this hairstyle, it looks so short compared to how he had his hair in 2022, 9/10

floof: omgmgmgm, please, i wanna sob, him baby, cutie patootie, 10/10

prince: chef's kiss, i fucking miss him, he is such a boyfriend, i wuv him, 10/10

floof: this goes for all the times he had this hair, i want to coddle him, he is my precious baby, cheek kissies for days, sorry i'm too fragile to talk about this hairstyle for too long, 10/10

ponytail: *barks*, he is a whore, i need to tug on it and call him my slut, i'm scared of him, 10/10

mullet: i also painted this picture and have it hanging on my walls, he's art, deserves to be spoiled, 10/10

bun: i crave violence, i don't want to talk about it, i'm scared and afrain, somebody please help me, 10/10

the floof: how long is his hair gonna be?, and why am i crying?, i'm normal about this man, 10/10

king: idc that this is a wig, he would look so good with that hair, i was a legolas stan before i was a yoongi stan, when he wore that wig my two worlds collided, i gave birth when i saw it, 10/10

honorary mentions as a dirty, lil taegikook stan

whenever he tugs it behind his ears: cutie, my prince, i wanna spoil him rotten, 10/10

purple: *insert that one grinch audio where he barks*, straight up violence, 10/10

bob ross: so many people hated this hairstyle :(, i love it with my entire bosom, i wanna ruffle it, 10/10

[andvys]

Tattoo Kiss part 20

- NOOOO, Steve was really mean towards Y/N, I think they should stay just as friends

- Eddie doesn't do things wrong, he's a sweetheart

- Plans with Robin, Chrissy and Eddie... Double date?

- "Eddie is always on time when it come stop you" He is the best

- NOOOO STEVE! I WAS HOPING IT WAS EDDIE BEAR!

- "The fear that he will pull you back in is too big" I don't want Steve hurting Y/N again.

- "I'm sorry sweetheart" Yes, he should be

- It's kinda sad bc now he is alone

- Eddie's mad??

-"Angry that you ignored his calls, angry to see him again" AHHH! I don't want Eds to be angry!

- But he's sad too, let me hug him, poor Eddie Bear!

- "But you and Eddie are just friends, right?" Unfortunately :(

- "Steve is coming too" WHY? Eddie is gonna be ultra pissed now!

- "Can I talk to you sweetheart?" Idc that he's pissed, I'm gonna melt, he's so cute!

- Eddie's a soft boy, for us!

- The "He's just my friend" sounded either as Y/N talking to her mom or a partner

- NOOO, I don't want Eds to put on a mask, he's safe with Y/N

- "You take Eddie's hand in yours" I love it!

- Eddie and Steve share a look... Of annoyance (Enemies to lovers, but with reader bc she loves them both)

- "You only craved McDonald's once a month" What? Is it bc of her ED? Or her period?

- Robin and Steve working together at Scoops Ahoy, this is gonna be good!

- "I don't want to date him" because she wants to date Eddie, right? Just kidding, maybe

- "Eddie is holding a bag of popcorn in one hand, throwing some at Steve with the other" Again, Enemies to lovers with Steve, Eddie and including Reader!

- I love when Eddie calls Y/N sweetheart!

- Obviously, Y/N loves Eddie!

-AHHHH! ROBIN SPOIKED THE BEANS, or whatever people say!

- Poor Eddie!

- "She kissed Steve and Billy?" Poor Eddie, please let Eddie and Reader kiss I beg you!

- My boy is suffering! I hate Steve! This is his fault!

- I hope that there's a chance for Eddie and Reader too

- "You are not his girlfriend, your heart is his" I wish Y/N was

- "He is already losing you" No he is not!

- Mean Eddie! OMG!

"You are hurting today" NOOOO

-No, Eddie's not like Steve!

- I don't want Eds to be angry at Reader, don't do this to me, please!

- "I need fries now" Y/N is me at this point

- POOR Y/N

- Ok, so both Eddie and Chrissy know about Y/N's ED, but they hadn't talked with her about it? Why?

- Y/N is clueless about her feelings for Eddie, I want her to realize about them

- "But you haven't eaten all day" uhhh, that's bad

- "Suddenly, Eddie feels even worse than he did before. He let his anger control him, all fucking day" Poor Eddie!

- Eddie feels like he's not good enough or something m? I just wanna hug him!

- "She pushed me away when I kissed her and I think we all know why" but she doesn't know, omwell she's realizing things

- "Do you hate me Eddie?" MY HEART! THAT HURTS SO BAD!

- "He can feel you clinging to him" Yeah, I would do that

- "No baby, you didn't do anything wrong" Eddie x Y/N endgame or Steddie x Reader endgame, like Eddie is just so sweet and he just cares for her, not that he will always show it in the right way, and of course he loevs her, he will get mad too, but I think he also tries to protect her and that he maybe realize that she's affected by the kiss with Steve too

- "Will you stay with me tonight?" Aw, I hope you'll write something about their slumber part, or they and what happened after this line!

-Maybe, if Y/N and Eddie kiss, he will be happy again, and she would realize her love for Eddie, just saying... (But no pressure tho!)

I liked this chapter, and Eddie comforting reader was so sweet!

-🩷

oh my god, I didn't even think of the 'double date' when I was writing the part about them all going out together 😂

Eddie and Steve having an enemies to lovers thing would be kinda fun, ngl

And she always craves McDonalds on her period, Steve remembers that from when they were still together, that's why he knew.

You want an Eddie x reader kiss now, huh? 😌

I'm so happy you liked this chapter! Thank you for the review! 💕

[niningtori]

the universe clocked me pls…. and yes i love when women hurt men! irl kink for me too. currently telling a man he’s weird and useless (haven’t told him that yet!) every time he tries talking to me 🐰

he’s actually so weird and he thought i was joking when i said that i said no u r weird. i posted something about how im gonna lose it if i interact with another man that tests my patience and he said i can fix u…. mf fix me from WHAT? i am not broken! he basically wants to fuck the feminism out of me like say hi to ur right hand it’s missing u. prior to this that started my hate streak for him is bc he initially texted me to say he wanted to go on a date and i was like ok ill see how this plays out then i said something about hating men when we were having a convo n he said that’s not nice n i said there’s nothing wrong with hating men there’s no such thing as reverse sexism. and he said he disagrees and i said how…. it doesn’t exist. n u know what he told me????? “are u being serious or is this a bit?” i am NAWT a clown u fat duck. he also proceeded to say that reverse racism exists i almost wanted to send a video of me laughing at his stupidity. like pls don’t talk to me if ur stupid!!!!

sorry i have actually been losing my mind at how stupid men come to me thinking i’m stupid too. my best friend told me bc i have a soft look they think im not outspoken and blunt like i am 😭😭😭😭 and i had an epiphany.. so many guys end up telling me i didn’t know u were like that… 😟 well now u know! get the hell out of my face! they tell me i’m rude and blunt and i’m not sure how being blunt is bad but ok! sorry for hurting ur delicate little feelings! men r actually the insanely emotional creatures my god i need theo he has a brain 🐰 anyway hope u enjoyed this i haven’t been speaking to anyone for days this is just what comes out

the universe has my back iktr!!! and OMMHNWJSKSKE YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY JWJAJAJSJSJWOSKE YOU CALLING HIM WEIRD IS KILLING MEMEMEMWDK also wtf did he mean by fix u....? like ik he thought he was being so cute too like no bitch shut UP? i can't stand when men say shit like that!! him thinking reverse racism is real just says it all too like ohhhh ur actually STUPID stupid. i hate stupid men so much like if ur dumb as rocks leave women alone i'm serious

pls i imagine u to be such a sweet looking person... but i admire how straightforward u are like truly i wish i could be like that!! never let that go i'm so fr it's such an amazing quality to have. i love women who know their worth and don't settle for anything less!!!!! me personally i think i come off as soft n i definitely AM soft but once i reach a certain limit i truly dgaf anymore and become literally evil... my best friend described it as finding out a bunny could become a wolf i'm not even kidding 😭 i just wake up one morning and don't care anymore and wish nothing but the worst on ppl and don't feel any attachment or remorse but i think that's jus the mental illness in me 🤷‍♀️ the only men i'd fold for would be txt idc

and don't apologize i love listening to u talk again i say if this were irl we'd be besties... it's a shame we r not irl's

[ohsonowyouwantahazel]

crashing [into the floor w laughter]

e1

phoebe waller-bridge is just so wonderful at writing and playing wackadoo (see: realistic and hilarious) women. literally just looking at her is so good. fuck. makes me want to watch fleabag again.

JONATHAN BAILEY IS SO DJBSJD. gayest man. i love gay men. they're so fun.

"no one should have to go around carrying this much grief. and this much semen." he's so fucking funny

FJSBJDDBND EVERYTHING IS SO GREAT ABOUT THIS SHOW WHY IS IT SO SHORT GIVE ME 47378337 SEASONS

sam is as gay as a fucking maypole. and omg. i love fred. please get together my angelic babies.

i am so attracted to sam and jonathan bailey (i am a hardcore dyke)

did i say i absolutely love waller-bridge as weird fucked up women? yes i absolutely do. i will say it forever. my type is whatever she plays + twinky gay men who pretend to be straight

e2

THIS IS COMEDY GOLD PLEASE WRITE MORE OF THIS????

this show is just me being attracted to nearly everyone - lulu, sam, melody, jessica. i have a type.

it's so funny seeing unmasked weird fucked up women make masked weird fucked up women uncomfortable and ultimately themself

i didn't think anyone could write a one sided unrequited love w an arc-ish of emotional cheating so well but waller-bridge does it again

e3

absolutely cannot tell if indian accent is racist or not?????

FRED HAS A BF AND ITS NOT SAM?

honestly kate and lulu should just fuck it out not anthony

only waller-bridge can make a pathetic white man likeable ejdbfj melody and her obsession w crying colin

SAM IS JEALOUS OMG OMG OMG i really don't think anyone can beat jonathan bailey at being jealous

i love when groups of people are always shitshows like this and the bear are fucking awesome rhsvjfbddb

SHE'S LICKING THE CURRY OFF THE FLOOR JESUS CHRIST IN HELL

sam and lulu sound like they should fuck but it'll be funnier if they don't because idk it's just funnier that way

"i'll let you call me free" HDGSJSBF

OH MY GOD KATW EHBSDJ BC HE CRIES???? OH FUCBDBD IT'S FUCKING AMAZING OMG

e4

PAINTBALL IS THE BEST THING and omg kate djbdjf loosen up baby HELL YEAH

not enough comments because i too was having way too much fun

oof. "i pretend to be in love with you" OOF?

..... sam and lulu bye

e5

watching this episode atleast three weeks after the last one

"i fancy you"

why am i just realising the names are kate and anthony like it's a stupid coincidence but it is so funny to me thfbfjsb

EVICTION NOTICE????

will might be a good guy but i absolutely do not like him and (wow it is kinda hard to not immediately villainize him but also not that hard ngl) and HE IS GIVING STINKY ENERGY

hm. the energy is stinky because he's asking him to move in not because he wants to be with him but because he doesn't want fred to be w sam

SHE PUKES IN THE FOOD MY GOD THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY DIMFBSJSBDJD

......... i hate will rn but djfvf is he initiating a poly????

PEHDHFBF THIS TURNED OUT EXACTLY LIKE I EXPECTED ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HEVSHDBFN

"who's the man in the picture?" "he's my father" UEGEJDBRND DELIVERY? CREATION? THEY INVENTED COMEDY?

e6

last episode? why aren't there 586374 seasons already

gdgsjdfb sam my dude

the part w melody and colin is oooooo but aw colin is a nice man

kate is not a lesbian she is just very stuck up but not in a bad way

lulu rushjdbf idc if she's messed up she's hilarious

DON'T FUCK LULU AND ANTHONY????

fred my baby :((((( sam get over yourself baby boy and be happy please?

"i'm a neither queen" AND HE SAYS IT IN THE MOST GAY ASS TWINKEST WAY

SAM KISSED FRED FHSBDJ HES SO CUTE MY BABY BOY SO CUTE PERFECTEST CUTIEST PIE

anthony is kind of a dick but not really but it's just that kate and anthony are not correct for each other or maybe i'm easily influenced

...... THAT'S THE END???? BRISGDJFGDJ BRO NO WHAT HAPPENS HELLO????

THAT IS NOT THE END? GIVE ME MORE

[theodoraflowerday]

heartstopper s2e6 live episode reaction

okay

would you feel better if I waited here? - no please come with me

oh I'm going thru it

AAAAAAAAAA the cringe it is UNBEARABLE

children of not-super-estranged-but-still-not-close dads all over the world are going AA

"ah I miss that boy" THAT IS YOUR SON OH MY GOD

oh my fucking godddddddddd

sarah is the only functional parent in this series sweet baby jesus

"he just doesn't know me" oh my god

oh my god I shouldn't have watched this at work LMAO

haha oh my fucking god

OH MY GOSHSKFJDKRJDKGJFKRJDLRK

THOSE BOYS ARE SO HAPPY

SAHAR'S "BUT IT WASN'T A MISTAKE!!!"

THREE TIMES?????

oh my god I want a group of friends lol

omg tao went WHAT ARE WE on elle skdlfjslgkdlfk

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING ME ANOTHER HICKEY SJFKDJFKDJFKFJG

NOOOOIKDJFKDJ

I GET STRESSED ABOUT EVEYRYTHING YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL

nick how are you this perfect

oh my GOD MR AJAYI AND MR FAROUK AAAAAAAAAA

oh man I know "I don't think there's an age limit on those tbh" is gonna hit all of us dumb adults watching this show jdkfjdktjdktjd

YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? - MAYBE JAKFJDKFJFLDJFLFUFODIDPSO

DARCY'S PRESENT FOR TARA IM IN TEARSJDKFJSKFJDL

the lil moment with nick and charlie seeing other queer people I am going to rip all of my appendages

charlie spring: hoodie thief

NOT THE RECHARGING BITNIM LOSING MY MIND

they're SO SOFT IM DYING

I hate you - no! you like me! - I really don't HSKFJSKFJDKFJ KILL ME

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT FOR TARA SHE'S A PRINCESS OH I'M DUINGJFKFJDKJF

I want to grab tara and hold her and never let her go my baby girl

NOT TAO AND ELLEJSKFKSLFKSLFISLFI

LMFJSLFJSLFK charlie's got fuckin game oh my god this loser ass bitch has THREE people crushing on him (though like I don't think you can call nick's feelings a crush when he's his future husband AND ben is a psychopath)

I have been relating probably a little TOO MUCH to isaac this season ngl

"we keep escaping parties to hang out with each other" "are we gonna do it every time?" "I hope so" oh okay yeah that just sent me into a spiral

I want your midnights but I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on new years day ass behavior my lord

soulmatism idc

"not running away this time though" "please don't" jesus fucking CHRIST

did y'all know I love darcy cause I love darcy

charlie's "no" and then closing the door on harry HSKFJSKFJDKFJ ICON BEHAVIOR

now I need someone to shove ben down that balcony

imogen and sahar? oh that was scorned lover type of behavior I'm seeing the vision

CHARLIE COME ON I KNOW YOU'VE LOVED ME FOR YEARS

OH MY GODKDLSKDLSKDLSKSLD

I don't understand why they keep inviting ben to these things. that man is like literally a fun murderer. he's an asshole in many ways but also like fucking gross idc

OH LGO

OH SHIT NICK

OH NICK

OH BABY

OH THAT WAS SO BRAVE

me, who has read those books like a hundred times: OH NO WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY BE SAYING

james is so fuckin sweet "do you wants us to keep it a secret" oh baby

AAAAAAAAAAA

oh my fucking GOD darcy jesus

not even a discretion shot? fuck that was ajdksjfldnno

"why did I get into teaching" same

the piggyback I'll fucking DIE

those hugs look so comfy jesus christ

they're literally the most precious baby boys I'm going to fucking die

my GOD that's whore behavior right there

oh my god that's so fucking cute

the muffled WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS I'm

IMOGEN IS CUDDLED UP WITH SAHAR OG MY HOD

"I have to be perfect for you" DARCY BABY NOOOOOOOOOOO

oh baby darcy

OOOOOH MY GOD YOUSSEF

OOOOHHHHHHH

me, knowing everything that happens w mr farouk and mr ayaji: AAAAA WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

I'm actually so obsessed with nick constantly using charlie as a pillow lmao

THE MR FAROUK PHOTOODOFIODFIOSDILDGJDKKFK

oh man that episode was so fucking sweet even though it made me cry lmao

[scummy-writes]

[CHAPTER 4 + PREM]

It's 1am. Ginna stay up til 3am max if my eyes can take it, doing the notes rhing makes it harder to read. Tomorrow im likely just gonna type as I go and then filter thoughts later, handwriting is causing issues.

-> more writing down his vocab uses

-> he wants you to be interested in him, damnit. Okay, okay, joking, if I was in her shoes I would be insanely fucking confused also. I do enjoy the tidbit of him seeming to have trouble controlling how much force he uses with people. Which is....odd....considering how gentle he was with the kids just moments before, but maybe he is just not used to being gentle with anyone taller than a child.

Speaking of, enjoy him sincerely upset about the children being hurt. He was able to tell what was happening so quickly just due to all the warning signs from the cases he's personally dealt with.

I enjoy this a lot. It also sounds very fake, which chev points out later.

To me, this is gilbert testing her, and also donning his villain mask again. Dont get me wrong, he's trigger happy even for the right reasons, but its. Hm. A mask to don his heart. I've discussed this with mimi before, but I feel as though through the layers, the soft heart he has is still there, but he's buried it so deep so it won't hurt anymore when he does the things his kid self never wanted to do. Delusional of me, idc.

"You dont see people, do you" and he agrees...but he treats her with a certain level of kindness through the tests he does, to see if shes just as bad as everyone else or easily changed. He recognizes that of the nobility, clavis, silvio, keith(?), and luke (?) Are different, treats them differently. As chev says-

I like his shocked expression. V cute.

Chapter tidbits:

-> who the fuck is julius. Why did gilbert call him a pet. Huh? Is this leon route stuff and i just never got it?

-> hehe count - 2

[PREM]

God help me the normal skirt is more my taste but ill buy the damned prem, fuckin.... i'm gonna type as I read.

-> I wonder if gilbert hates the rose soap.

-> i bet he likely takes baths often to keep warm.

-> this damned book. I wish we got a title, idk if we ever do. I'm so curious about it too. Immediately comparing herself to the protag (a normal thing to do), and i feel bad she thinks so little of herself.

-> gil immediately letting her borrow it. What a fuckin simp.

-> love that he hates having servants

-> too alwepy to parse a chunk of this, but understand she realizes shes basically following his "i hate people" type of mindset loosely and caught herself doing so. Bless.

-> i havent played with aound in in months. The music here is so calm and im falling asleep while cuddling vic

-> ah,,,,, he caught our face,,,, doki doki,,,, ah,,,,,

-> oh no all of it is cute...the humanization of gil.... the way he calmly asks if shes less scared now. God the way hes trying to peel the thin layers of himself off just so that she'll apend more time with him. Im suffering jesus christ this man yearns.

-> '0 1 day(s) since last bitten'

-> blah blah gil puts up his villain stuff again

-> THATS where it ends? Fucka u.

-> bedtime. Im nodding off. More tomorrow. Wanna finish route. Might end up making bulk updates later on.

GILBERT ROUTE SPOILERS POST

When Gilbert's route drops, I'll be reblogging this post each chapter or so with thoughts and general screaming under a cut. I'll be having it in a format with the chapter numbered, and then a cut directly after where I'll be yelling.

I'll be using the tags 'Scum Simps' and 'scum plays gil route' for those of you who want to filter it out. Thank u!

[donghoonie-3]

No cause that's so hot! And when you pull out, you take a quick look at him, making sure that he's fine and see his pretty lips covered in his own spit and his teary eyes. I feel like you wouldn't even have to tell him to keep sucking, boy might take his hands to your ass and pull you closer to him so he can keep deepthroating your strap on<3 Omg yeah! Punishing Bratty!Hoon😵 I feel like he already has an oral fixation so he loves to give head, every time he gives you head, he'd get sooo horny, he might cum too fast or untouched if you ask me especially if you're praising him<3 Baby would be a mess!

Hoon's mirror's selcas are so good, I miss them :(( they'd be even better if he's showing off his hickeys😵 Now if you send him a pic of the hickeys that he left on your body, his next reply will be a video of him jerking off cause baby got too horny (which ends up with you telling him that you'll punish him later.) Hoonie's laugh🫠 it's so cute but also contagious, I love him so much :((( I feel like every time he laughs, you'd end up laughing with him until you're both crying, then you'd look at eachother and be like "Why are we even laughing? I don't know" and just laugh harder.

Headaches are so annoying, I swear😭 how are you today, though? Hope you're having a nice day<3

He'd look so pretty with his chest moving up and down quickly as he tries to catch his breath<3 and thie teary eyes and his lips covered in his own spit<3 he'd look beautiful<3 oh god the way the strap on would go even deeper down his throat if he did that 😵 that's so fucking hot<3 he definitely does have an oral fixation...idk if I mentioned this before but the amount of times he had smth in his mouth?? Also call me weird for saying this but idc 😭 his tongue is lowkey pretty😭 the amount of times he stuck it out during concerts<3 not as much as jake but jake has clearly been influencing him to do so👀. The thought of him cumming untouched just from giving head 😵💫 he'd feel embarrassed by it but as soon as you start praising him he would get all shy and blush sm<3 I agree<3 he'd definitely be a mess<3

Ikkk!! I miss them too:( no that'd literally be so hot<3 the thought of him recording himself jerking off<3 touching himself how you'd touch him<3 OMG CAMBOY HOON STOP BEISNSJ

literally imagine him going live and doing whatever the viewers want him too😵 ANYWAYS GETTINF SIDE TRACKED no bc I already laugh whenever I see a video of him laughing or I even smile when I see him smiling 😭 now put this in real life and both of us would die laughing 😭😭

ahh I'm having a good day though my cramps are so bad 😭 I literally hate periods so much they can fuck off </3

[yamalegacy]

prompt eleven with mirko 😳

i've already done 11 with midnight but idc, i love buff bunny too much not to do it! and well, considering how it aligns with the godly possessive!rumi hcs, it's way too tempting anyway! so here goes!

prompt: #11 from this list  “I bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We’ll see how cute you look later when I get you home.”

pairing: mirko (usagiyama rumi) x gn!reader

cw: SMUT. afab reader. rumi is a possessive bunny. brat!reader. dom/sub dynamic. hair pulling, spanking, dirty talking, slight degradation & praise kink (yes, both at the same time, don’t underestimate rumi), fingering, strapon, slight anal fingering. oh boy this really is the filthiest thing i’ve written in a loooong time.

word count: about 3,7k words WOPS I GOT CARRIED AWAY

⚠️ MDNI reminder for minors to not interact with this post ⚠️

   Your phone buzzes exactly seven minutes after you started a conversation with Keigo— he insists you call him Keigo, because Hawks is too professional and Takami is too formal, his own words. Seven whole minutes (yes, you’ve been keeping an eye on the time during the whole conversation). It’s over six minutes later than you’d expected, really. It buzzes again almost immediately, and you make a point to ignore your phone for a bit as you glance at Rumi, on the other side of the bar, over the rim of your glass.

When she arcs an eyebrow at you, visibly losing her patience, you give all your attention to Keigo again and offer him a smile before pulling your phone out of the back pocket of your jeans to check the messages you’ve no doubt received from the Rabbit Hero.

fluffy butt 🐇🤍

i bet you think you’re real cute letting him put his hands all over you we’ll see how cute you look later when i get you home

It’s almost disappointing how predictable she is with these things. Almost. Rumi is way too hot when she gets jealous for it to actually be disappointing. You want to remind her that she is the one who invited you to that bar and who left you alone to get drinks, that she is the one who got distracted by a conversation with Ryukyu, but you decide to leave her on read and see what happens.

From where you stand, you can see Rumi’s internal struggle not to just abruptly cut Ryukyu in the middle of what she is saying so that she can get right between you and Keigo. It’s quite the amusing sight, from her flattened ears to her thumping foot, her attitude reeks of frustration. You can’t help but wonder what will tick her off so much that she will intervene — Keigo has only touched you shoulder and given your arm a light squeeze and Rumi is already seething, so it seems likely just about anything would set her off.

“I can hear her thump from here,” Keigo comments, a lazy smile adorning his lips. “I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to murder me yet.”

You chuckle at his words.

“I think she’s trying to see whether or not looks can kill.”

He leans closer to you (and you know it’s much too closer to Rumi’s standards because you can smell the minty alcohol on his breath), “I sure hope looks can kill. It’d be a lot less painful than her foot up my— well, wherever she fancies shoving it, I guess.”

You don’t even have time to give him a reaction that you can hear heavy footsteps approaching, so you lean away from Keigo just enough to properly look at your girlfriend as she marches over to you. It’s only now that she is right here that you notice she’s opened her leather jacket, revealing one of her favorite crop tops — black, sinfully tight and exposing just the right amount of cleavage and abs to make your mouth water. 

God, her skin always looks so tempting, you want to reach out, to put a hand on her waist, under her jacket, but she grabs you by the wrist before you can even try to move a muscle. Her eyes are fixed on you, and, to your surprise, she doesn’t even acknowledge Keigo.

“We’re leaving,” she says, her tone stern.

“Rumi... it’d be rude to leave so early,” you tell her, smiling at her with all the innocence you can muster (enough to fool anyone who doesn’t know you well), “and you are the one who wanted us to come here in the first pl—”

“We’re leaving. I remembered I have something to do.”

You want to push, to tease, to see how far she’ll go, so even if her tone leaves no room for argument, you open your mouth again.

“But you—”

“Now.”

She tugs are your arm and you follow as she takes a first few steps away from Keigo, only to turn around and face him.

“I hope you choke on your fucking feathers, birdy.”

“Always nice to talk to you, Usagiyama,” he simply smirks and gives her a small wave of his hand, “and I hope something,” he glances at you, “will enjoy getting done.”

Rumi doesn't give you any time to say goodbye to him, or to any of her hero friends, and she drags you out of the bar, heading straight for her car. She doesn't even let you register how forceful she is being that you've already been shoved in the passenger seat.

The ride home is short (too short; Rumi drives way too fast for a Pro Hero who is supposed to set an example for those around her) and awfully quiet. She didn't even look at you, didn't glance your way at least once like she usually does. Rumi's ears are still flattened in annoyance when she opens the door of her house to push you inside.

She kicks off her sneakers and takes off her leather jacket to leave it on the back of chair, then heads to the couch, sitting down nonchalantly, arms crossed under her chest in a way that pushes up her tits. All you can do is stare, unable to form a coherent thought as you settle down next to her.

“You had fun flirting with Big Bird, baby?” she asks, and the question would be innocent enough if you didn't know your girlfriend better.

You move so that you're facing Rumi on the couch, your knee bumping into a strong thigh — and maybe, for a moment, you get briefly distracted by the thought of these rippling muscles on either side of your head.

“Come on, Rumi, you know there was no actual flirting. We were just having fun.”

She leans closer to you, invading your personal space, face so close to yours that all you can see in the harsh coldness in her eyes. You barely have time to blink that one of her hands is at the back of your head, her grip on your hair surprisingly gentle.

“Oh, because you think I don’t know what little game you were playing with him there?” she is nearly snarling at you, and this time, her grip on your hair tightens, deliciously painful, and she tugs. “Why do you think I waited so long to grab you, uh?”

So, she knew? The whole time you spent talking with Keigo, flirting with him and allowing him to flirt to get a reaction from her, she knew? And it still didn't stop her from getting jealous and acting possessive in the middle of a bar, surrounded by numerous other Pro Heroes.

Her grip on your hair tightens once more and she brings you closer to her body.

"I just wanted to see how far you'd take your little game," she explains, words nearly spat through her gritted teeth. "But I couldn't take it anymore. You're mine, understood?" she asks, but the way she pulls at your hair clearly tells you that she expects no reply.

"I thought we agreed that I was my own person?" you smirk, even as she yet again tugs at your hair. "We said we don't own each other even if we're dating, didn't we?"

It is true, it's something you've talked about pretty early in your relationship together, after Rumi admitted that she could get jealous easily, but hated that she got jealous. It led to conversation about acting possessive during sex and marking, and you know that's what Rumi is going on about right now, and not some sort of ownership that she'd have over you because she is your girlfriend. But you can't help it, can't help wanting to push all her buttons and see what kind of punishment it earns you.

"You're playing smartass with me now, uh?"

She tugs at your hair again, forcing your head back slightly, but you hold eye contact, refusing to let her get the submission that she wants from you just now. You've already earned yourself a punishment, might as well make the most of it, right?

"I would never."

You smile innocently and bat your eyelashes at her, even if the pain tickling your scalp is starting to blur your sight.

She lets go of your hair without saying anything, and for just a second, you think she might be too annoyed with your act and drop the issue entirely to move on and do whatever she feels like doing for the rest of the night. But she wraps her strong fingers around your wrist and pulls, her free hand pressing harshly between your shoulder blades to push you down onto her lap, face into the couch cushion and ass up, perched over her thighs.

Well, shit.

The first spank comes unexpectedly fast and hard, you have no time to brace yourself for the impact, and your jeans do little to absorb the shock and the pain spreading through your cheek.

“Shit!” you groan through gritted teeth, trying your best not to get too loud, which is most likely exactly what Rumi wants right now.

“Got something to say, baby?” Rumi asks, and you can hear the smirk in her voice.

“Nope. All good,” you mumble.

A second slap comes, matching the first one in speed and strength, leaving your ass numb from the pain. If there’s one thing you can never expect from your girlfriend, it’s for her to go easy on you.

“All good, you said?”

“Yup,” you whimper pathetically, your voice having none of the bite you wish for. Two spanks, and Rumi already has you trembling over her lap, it’s ridiculous, but you should have seen it coming, really.

She spanks you again, twice, and takes the time to brush the palm of her hand over your sore cheeks, the gesture almost soothing. She repeats the movements again, and again, before stopping to give your ass a squeeze. With each spank, you pant, forcing yourself to swallow the moans that threaten to fall past your lips.

“You’re taking your punishment really well today, baby. Trying to be good for me?” she teases, her hand now comfortably lodged between your thighs, too close to your aching core and yet not nearly close enough.

“Or maybe you’re not hitting as hard as you think you are.”

You aren't sure why you said that, aren't sure what you're doing right now, all you know is that it's dangerous because you're just provoking Rumi — it's always a recipe for disaster in the end.

She doesn't spank you though, but she snakes a hand between her lap and your stomach, pressing her fingers into your skin and pushing up until you put your weight on your knees and lift yourself up enough for her to get access to the button of your pants. Rumi hooks her fingers at the hem of your jeans and tugs, dragging them down your thighs along with your underwear.

She doesn't give you time to adapt to the cool air against your exposed bottom, doesn't let you collect your thoughts or even take a breath, before she is spanking you again. She marks no pause between each strike, just spanks and spanks and spanks. Lost in the rapid fire of her assault on your sensitive ass, you can't stop yourself from moaning — and that's when she pauses.

“Did my baby just moan?”

You stubbornly refuse to respond, clenching your jaw. You know a spank is coming, but you still aren’t ready for the pain.

“It’s okay to admit that you’re just a slut, desperate for me to touch you,” she coos, her calloused fingers gently brushing the raw skin of your ass. “Even if I’m just spanking you, you want me to touch you, don’t you? Because you’re a needy little whore for me, uh?”

Her words cause a shiver to run down your spine, straight to your core, but you press your thighs together and bit your tongue. You’re well aware what she wants you to do, what she wants you to say, but you don’t want to give it to her today. You’ve decided to play, and you won’t back down just because she’s spanking your ass raw. At your stubborn silence, she all but growls in your ear, her annoyance obvious as she slaps your burning cheek once more.

“How long do you think you can resist, baby?” she asks as her fingers trace little patterns on your back, your shirt riding up as her hand slowly moves higher. “How long til you act like the good little slut you are for me?”

You muffle your whine in the cushion, which is starting to feel uncomfortably wet from your tears and drool under your cheek. You hate it, but you can’t give in now. Rumi would be too pleased.

“Just say you’re mine, baby, say you’re my perfect good little slut,” she says, her fingers trailing down your back to settle between your thighs, an inch from where you need her most, “just say it and I promise I’ll fuck your pretty cunt so good you won’t be able to walk.”

She runs a finger along your drenched fold, and you hear her hum in delight. You hate how wet she’s making you; you can’t deny that this is all for her, that it’s the effect she has one you. Met with only silence once again, Rumi harshly pinches your clit between her thumb and index finger.

“Aaah! Rumi—” you gasp, whole body quivering.

“Say it. Say you’re my slut. Beg me to fuck you.”

“Please,” you whimper weakly.

“Uh? What did you say? Didn’t hear you, baby. Stop hiding in the couch and gimme a proper sentence.”

You nearly sob as she tightens her grip on your clit before releasing it.

“I’m your slut! All yours!” you feel your whole face burning at your own word, at the desperation in your voice. “I need you to fuck me! Please... Mirko... please fuck me.”

She chuckles, all too amused to your liking.

“See? Ain’t so hard to be good, is it?”

Before you can register what’s happening, Rumi has hoisted you in her arms and thrown you over her shoulder and is making her way to your bedroom. Your pants still down the middle of your thighs and ass bared, it’s the most embarrassing ever but you can’t even find words to express it; you can feel your arousal dripping down your thighs, sticky and embarrassing.

She tosses onto the bed as soon as she is close enough to it.

“Be good and strip for me, baby. Take everything off.”

You hurry to obey, pushing your pants further down and kicking them off your feet before you start working on taking off your shirt. Rumi’s disappeared into the bathroom, so you sit patiently to wait for her, back leaning against the headboard.

When she comes back, Rumi is dressed, and you take the time to admire her beauty. The size of her strong arms obvious through the thin material of her long-sleeved crop top, the delicious expanse of tan skin of her stomach, her tight abs, the curve of her hips— you notice it only now, the thick bulge hidden under her jeans. You look up at her face, surprise written all over your features, and the smile she gives you is playful, she even wiggles her eyebrows at you.

Rumi unbuttons and unzips her pants, freeing the thickness of her strapon from them before climbing on the bed. She sits, legs spread, and beckons you closer with the simple movement of a finger.

“Suck it,” she demands, “get my cock nice and ready to fuck your cunt.”

You crawl over to her and wrap a hand around the hard silicone as soon as it’s within reach, your lips closing around its head. You circle it with your tongue, lick it, and look up at Rumi’s face, the dildo snug in your mouth. She can’t feel it, but she always enjoys when you put on a show for her.

Long gone is your little rebellious act from earlier. All you want is for Rumi to take you here and now, to have her fuck you until you pass out.

As you take more of the silicone cock into your mouth, she puts a hand on your head, and soon enough, you can feel her tight grip in your hair. You’re almost halfway when she tugs and pulls you away from her cock.

“Ass up. Face down. Now.”

You do as she orders, resisting the temptation to look up when you feel the bed dip next to you. You hear her open the drawer of the nightstand, then the sound of the lube bottle being opened. From the loud clang that follows, you know she’s thrown the bottle back in the drawer rather than bother putting it down.

Her fingers are cold when they press against your entrance, slick with thick lube that she spreads over your folds, over your clit, before pushing two fingers inside you. You grip at the sheets, low moan leaving your lips.

“Look at you, being all good for me now,” she comments, her tone teasing. “Taking my fingers so well.” This time, her voice comes from much closer, and you feel her chest pressing against your back. She kisses your neck and shoulders as she starts moving her fingers, slow and deliberate. “You want my cock, baby?”

You whimper at a particularly harsh thrust of her fingers and tighten your grip on the sheet to try and keep yourself anchored, balanced.

“Yes, please! I want your cock in me!”

She pulls out her fingers, and your cunt clenches around the emptiness. You can’t help but moan miserably. She coos above you, amused by your desperation, of course.

She pushes the thick head of the strapon against your hole, but instead of pushing further into you, she guides it up and down your folds, several time, painfully slow, spreading the slickness of your arousal mixed with the lube. You whine and push your hips back, seeking what she is refusing you. A big mistake, and you know it even before both her hands hit your ass, still raw from the spanking she gave you.

“Don’t try that again, baby,” she warns, squeezing the flesh of your in her hands as she presses the dildo against your entrance again. “You gonna be good for me now?”

“I promise I’ll be good! So, please, please fuck me!”

She pushes into you slowly, just the head, then pulls out and repeats the movement, carefully stretching you. She eases more of the strapon inside you with each move, and while you are grateful for how careful she is being, you wish she would just fuck you into the mattress already.

Finally, you feel her hips against your ass, and she pauses for a moment as her hands rest on your waist.

“You ready, baby?”

“I am.”

The pace she sets is fast, the movements of her hips quick, precise and harsh, almost unforgiving. The material of her pants feels rough against the sensitive skin of your ass, and you suspect Rumi of having kept her pants on merely to torture you that way.

Within seconds, Rumi has you panting and moaning.

“So good for me, taking my cock so well.”

She slows her quick pace to focus on deeper, more forceful thrusts. You can’t even form a coherent sentence, or even words, to respond. And when one of her hands leaves your waist, you clench your teeth and brace yourself for an impact that doesn’t come. Instead of spanking you, she is gentle as she places her hand on your ass. She doesn’t leave you time to consider asking her what she is doing that her thumb is pushing against your hole, and she keeps it set firmly in your ass as she quickens the pace again, fucking into your cunt ruthlessly, her hips slapping your ass with each thrust.

“Fuck! Mirko! Please!”

You’re babbling, unsure if the sounds that come out of your mouth are even the ones in your mind, but you can’t bring yourself to care when all you can feel is your girlfriend fucking you like your lives depends on it. And with each thrust bringing you closer to the edge, you moan, you mewl, you pant, you aren’t sure which, the lewd, wet noises of your pussy overwhelming your senses.

“Look at you, baby,” she croons, “being such a good slut for me, making such pretty noises just for me. So pretty and perfect. And all mine.”

“I’m so close! Please! I wanna come!”

She stills her hips, “then do,” she simply says, punctuating the short sentence with a strong thrust before resuming her quick pace.

It only takes a few more thrusts of her cock and her thumb pushing a little further into your ass for your muscles to clench desperately around her strap as waves of pleasure crash through your body, your limbs quivering from the unadulterated bliss clouding your mind. 

She is gentle as she pulls out, kisses your back as she eases you down onto the mattress and lies down next to you.

You turn your head to look at her, and she is grinning at you as you lay limply on the bed. She caresses your cheek, soft and loving, and shifts closer to kiss you on the nose.

“You did so good, babe,” she whispers, her smile only broadening, “I’m so proud of you.”

Feeling the exhaustion invade your body, you close your eye and focus on enjoying her gentle touch as she runs her fingers along your back and shoulders.

“Let’s get you in the shower in a few minutes, yeah? I’ll have to take care of your ass. I really got carried, sorry ‘bout that.”

You chuckle sleepily at her apology.

“Don’t be sorry, you know I liked it.”

“I do know. I mean, you fucking dripped on my pants, there’s still a spot on my thigh.”

You groan in embarrassment, and you would cover your face with your hands if your muscles weren’t still twitching from your orgasm.

“Just carry my lifeless body to the bathroom.”

“Gimme a break, I’m tired too. I fucking wrecked my hands spanking you so hard, ya know?”

“You really want to compare the state of your hands to my ass?” you mutter, frowning, eyes barely opening.

It’s her turn to chuckle.

“Yeah, okay, no. Just, lemme take a breathe and I’ll take care of my baby.”