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@wishroomness - webtoon

season 1

woah. i am so glad i found this webtoon all over again because it made me so happy back then

mew appleby is first of all an adorable name? i am so in love with her. second of all she's so kind and wonderful but not in a pretty privilege quirky way but in a genuinely dorky baby.

also she is neurodivergent and autistic as hell because she has basically zero space perception and has a special interest in design and is so ding dang adorable. i love her. i see so much of myself in her. god. she's so precious.

day-zee (daze, hehe) is very lovely teehee, him studying culinary arts is a surprise. between the two of them they're very calm and adorable.

holy shit wyn is a filmmaking major??? besties!!!! oh, baby boy you are maybe demiromantic if you haven't liked anyone before. and i do not even blame him for liking mew. have you seen the girl? she's adorable. i was convinced even lia would be into her.

there was a point i started crying because I know exactly what it's like to be mew because she's just really nice but everyone is so fucking bitchy to her. i know that no one is ever a shitty person inherently but she doesn't deserve all the crap because her kindness isn't quirky - it comes from the fact that she's so deeply sad and pained and chooses to be joyful for her sake and everyone's sake. because she likes herself at the end of the day. god, it made me sob so much because why do people just vilify neurodivergence so much? (do not even dare argue w me about that -_-)

simon. my lil fruitcake. my cutie broodie pie. he's so (fic) yoongi-coded because of the music production & sporty gayness. he's such a truly amazing friend and i'm so glad mew has him. good luck with miles!

mickey- i almost got so bad until i realised he's just a lovesick little boy who wants to look out for his dazey :( i hope he finds happiness soon!

i'm generally not a fan of love triangles but i just adore mew and her autistic girlhood that it makes me so happy to see people like her. so ya, make what of that you will.

i absolutely adore this webtoon to no end. it deserves so much love & the self references are so cute. the fashion is through the roof. i love the uni life - i wanna have that kind of a life so much looking forward to catching up with season 2!

wyn is definitely demiromantic for the rate at which his feelings are being developed for mew. poor baby :(

i'm hoping so much that they (wyn and daze) talk about their feelings to each other because they're such sweethearts :( and mew's chest hurting because something happened, oh boy.

wyn hallucinating is so me & ooo miles is a sweet older brother IT'S GREAT THAT THEY'RE COMMUNICATING BUT WHY AM I HAVING A SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM?

…….the FUCK you mean he REJECTED HER? DUDE? WHY? :(((( the way this story is defying all cliches and making me so warm and cuddly and safe and homely with it

oh she really is gonna die because bbg WATCH YOUR STEP

…… okay so mickey likes daze / daze likes mew / wyn also likes mew / mew also likes daze. that's fucking crazy? and somehow despite one set of people liking each other, they're not together. wow. truly slice of life.

oh dazey :( he has to deal with so much. oh. i really hope all of them find love and happiness and stability together please 🥺

oh :((( the gramma is the one she meets that tells her all these and that's why she loves ducks. oh that is SO adorable.

mew appleby you are indeed doing so good!! i am SO proud of you! wyn looking at mew and daze and daze looking at wyn and mew my bro why not date at once

daze tells wyn that they're a good match?????

MY BRO I DO NOT CARE WHO ENDS UP WITH WHO I JUST REALLY HOPE YOU'RE ALL HAPPY

i love when comics do not have unwanted bullshit and garbage about miscommunication. like yes please communicate inconveniently because it is just better this way.

oh mew is blushing? oh i am SO excited for where this is heading!!!! also congratulations to miles for taking the deal!!!! sho proud of you!!

wyn you are such a beautiful boy and i truly hope you find so much happiness and i adore you muah

omg simon & miles oh my GOSH please? woah.

i am on chapter 70 and why am i so suspicious of this story because how is it gonna end in 9 chapters? something is off?

bro. mew not being able to decide between cakes is this about a poly? i am begging you let it be a poly!

ofc it's daze this happens all the time with love triangles. AUTHOR I LOVE YOU BUT WHY NOT THE POLY >:( grrrr

……. so it's NOT daze but WYN but author-nim why did you condense the story like that (also i literally was hoping for it to be wyn because i just thought it would make more sense even tho daze works better) but :( maybe the author has had issues (i know better than to be mean to them) BUT JRBDJDBDN WHAT IS THAT ENDING I DO NOT LIKE IT BUT OH WYN AND MEW BEING ENDGAME IS ADORABLE ;]

final thoughts: this author and this story have been way too amazing for the ending to be done for a bad reason so i am more than glad to understand why the author might have rushed. that being said, i think wyn & mew are so deeply cute and adorable and i don't think daze moved on from his feelings but i think he did deserve a chance to explore them better. i love the subversion of the second male lead ending up with the protagonist so no complains there, i wish the story was given more time by the executives (not the author). all of that being said, i fucking love wyn & mew. i'm so happy for the gang to have started a better life together. i love that mew took time for herself to figure everything out. i hope i get to know more about all of them one day! thank you @/wishroomness for this.

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My sister has learned that I barely react when I take shots (it literally isn't that bad? Unless it's straight vodka that shit sucks) and has begun giving me shots of whatever she's bought because she thinks its fascinating to see me take them. She had some pretty Pog strawberry shoju that tasted good as fuck 10/10 would recommend

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the barbie movie (2023)

(dated: jul 24 2023) (repost)

things it did well:

heels!?!?!?!

actual plasticness of everything

the doctor barbie is trans T_T

nothing could have prepared you for the last line of the movie. at all.

THE FAT BARBIE (yes. fat. normalise it.) is a friggin lawyer.

black president barbie!!!

weird barbie being included and also, her house is way more cooler.

barbie and the mother having a moment.

the daughter going from irritating but smart teen critic to rooting for her mother.

barbie and ken DO NOT end up together. aroace coded barbie.

"you're so beautiful" "i know it :]"

that scene happening right after barbie looks at everyone in the park and sees both happiness and loneliness and gets a glimpse of the contradicting nature of reality.

ken's conversion to partriarchy as a way for desperate approval from the people he's told he's made for

JOHN CENA AS MERMAID KEN

HE CRIES. KEN CRIES.

barbie crying genuinely.

depression barbie watching pap

the idea of ordinary barbie (and stereotypical barbie turning into the normal barbie that's just human)

the comment about margot robbie being ugly jsbdjrbajsnfn

trying to put. barbie. in a box. i think greta went off w that.

the huge speech by america no matter how hsjshdhdbnas it might have felt to anyone.

someone said, once she discovers her memories are of gloria, she stops trying to convince her and instead just takes her to barbieland and in not convincing she validates gloria's feelings. wow.

men being treated in barbieland the way women are being treated in real world (it doesn't come off as a bad thing abt women because at its core, the barbieland runs on the ideas of the real world. you can understand that when you talk about ken's weird monologue.)

things that could have been better:

the pacing of the movie // okay, i think they did like 80% of what they could do in a mattel movie and seeing the smaller and minor details, maybe it isn't that badly paced.

smoother audio and visual transitions despite the entire thing being made to be fake

ending montage of all those women should have been done better

barbie montage should have been better, more focused on everyone but maybe it's a good thing it isn't because it would have contributed to consumerism

the entire movie IS a commercial for barbie but i don't think that should let people dismiss the resonance people feel with it

mattel you better fucking release ordinary barbie (despite how much i am beginning to hate consumerism)

the ken monologue was terrible sorry. felt so cringey and cliche because it should be handled better and sent across a message the way it did for barbie.

gloria's character should have had more depth

entire movie needed more depth. if. it wasn't for the superficial dialoguing no one would connect w barbie except in the scenes she cries and feels she isn't enough

there were so many parts that felt like the movie was stuck

the mattel team - completely. useless.

the both good and bad is that the movie is a /quasi self critique/ but it still heavily promotes consumerism. despite that, i would rather people watch a movie that discusses feminism and how exhausting it is to be a woman rather than any other patriarchal garbage if all art is going to be commercialistic anyway.

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crashing [into the floor w laughter]

e1

phoebe waller-bridge is just so wonderful at writing and playing wackadoo (see: realistic and hilarious) women. literally just looking at her is so good. fuck. makes me want to watch fleabag again.

JONATHAN BAILEY IS SO DJBSJD. gayest man. i love gay men. they're so fun.

"no one should have to go around carrying this much grief. and this much semen." he's so fucking funny

FJSBJDDBND EVERYTHING IS SO GREAT ABOUT THIS SHOW WHY IS IT SO SHORT GIVE ME 47378337 SEASONS

sam is as gay as a fucking maypole. and omg. i love fred. please get together my angelic babies.

i am so attracted to sam and jonathan bailey (i am a hardcore dyke)

did i say i absolutely love waller-bridge as weird fucked up women? yes i absolutely do. i will say it forever. my type is whatever she plays + twinky gay men who pretend to be straight

e2

THIS IS COMEDY GOLD PLEASE WRITE MORE OF THIS????

this show is just me being attracted to nearly everyone - lulu, sam, melody, jessica. i have a type.

it's so funny seeing unmasked weird fucked up women make masked weird fucked up women uncomfortable and ultimately themself

i didn't think anyone could write a one sided unrequited love w an arc-ish of emotional cheating so well but waller-bridge does it again

e3

absolutely cannot tell if indian accent is racist or not?????

FRED HAS A BF AND ITS NOT SAM?

honestly kate and lulu should just fuck it out not anthony

only waller-bridge can make a pathetic white man likeable ejdbfj melody and her obsession w crying colin

SAM IS JEALOUS OMG OMG OMG i really don't think anyone can beat jonathan bailey at being jealous

i love when groups of people are always shitshows like this and the bear are fucking awesome rhsvjfbddb

SHE'S LICKING THE CURRY OFF THE FLOOR JESUS CHRIST IN HELL

sam and lulu sound like they should fuck but it'll be funnier if they don't because idk it's just funnier that way

"i'll let you call me free" HDGSJSBF

OH MY GOD KATW EHBSDJ BC HE CRIES???? OH FUCBDBD IT'S FUCKING AMAZING OMG

e4

PAINTBALL IS THE BEST THING and omg kate djbdjf loosen up baby HELL YEAH

not enough comments because i too was having way too much fun

oof. "i pretend to be in love with you" OOF?

..... sam and lulu bye

e5

watching this episode atleast three weeks after the last one

"i fancy you"

why am i just realising the names are kate and anthony like it's a stupid coincidence but it is so funny to me thfbfjsb

EVICTION NOTICE????

will might be a good guy but i absolutely do not like him and (wow it is kinda hard to not immediately villainize him but also not that hard ngl) and HE IS GIVING STINKY ENERGY

hm. the energy is stinky because he's asking him to move in not because he wants to be with him but because he doesn't want fred to be w sam

SHE PUKES IN THE FOOD MY GOD THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY DIMFBSJSBDJD

......... i hate will rn but djfvf is he initiating a poly????

PEHDHFBF THIS TURNED OUT EXACTLY LIKE I EXPECTED ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HEVSHDBFN

"who's the man in the picture?" "he's my father" UEGEJDBRND DELIVERY? CREATION? THEY INVENTED COMEDY?

e6

last episode? why aren't there 586374 seasons already

gdgsjdfb sam my dude

the part w melody and colin is oooooo but aw colin is a nice man

kate is not a lesbian she is just very stuck up but not in a bad way

lulu rushjdbf idc if she's messed up she's hilarious

DON'T FUCK LULU AND ANTHONY????

fred my baby :((((( sam get over yourself baby boy and be happy please?

"i'm a neither queen" AND HE SAYS IT IN THE MOST GAY ASS TWINKEST WAY

SAM KISSED FRED FHSBDJ HES SO CUTE MY BABY BOY SO CUTE PERFECTEST CUTIEST PIE

anthony is kind of a dick but not really but it's just that kate and anthony are not correct for each other or maybe i'm easily influenced

...... THAT'S THE END???? BRISGDJFGDJ BRO NO WHAT HAPPENS HELLO????

THAT IS NOT THE END? GIVE ME MORE

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hazbin hotel & diving butt-first

(dated: 28.04.24) (posting again)

s01e01

just watched the pilot. this is skjdfhdkhg. first of all, i am pleased that stephanie beatriz picks such amazing projects. second of all. the animation?????? it is scratching my brain in all the right ways OH my GOD. i fucking love 2d animation & i will eat this shit up anyday over the ugly gray shit that hollywood spouts.

vaggie's full name is...vagina? i have been saying it vaj-ie in my head (ykwim) & that is probably her name? that's gotta be the funniest gag (if it's true)

the "angel" being a porn star is such a direct gag too my god & never have i ever been aroused by a 2d crack spider so much. huh. maybe i am a spidercreature too.

the colors, i am telling you, the colors. this is pushing me to pick up my sketchbook and work again. storyboard block destroyer.

the PREMISE is very interesting and hopefully scrumptious HELL of a ride to watch unfold & charlie is so adorable and hilarious to watch <3

thank you to @/thesequelnobodywanted on ig for making the reel to end my misery & introducing me to this show

(this is going to be continued as i will update on this post every episode)

oh i forgot to mention, alastor having a radio voice is just such a fucking fine detail. my god. i love this show already. give me 800 seasons immediately.

s01e02

ooooo. those are the veees. ooooo.

angel and vaggie are already my favorite characters i am telling you. angel is so fucking funny i'll tear my hair out.

HAZ-BIN. HAS BEEN. HAZ-BIN. THAT'S WHAT THE HOTEL MEANS.

gjdhfkhdjkgh alastor is so hot & also this episode was so incredibly cute????? fjdhkgjhfg why do i have to watch everything to have some lore why can't i just like!!!!! watch the same episode a million times!

it is so lame to get emotional over this but the way charlie tries to help sir pentious is :3 also "radio killed the video star" AKSDHDKGDG FUCKIN AWESOME

s01e03

vaggie & charlie are dating right???? like they're obviously very clearly together?

the way this is a musical djbsjd and my first one that too

the big ancient zestial guy is SO cool. cosplaying him.

angel is so so so hot <3 girlfriend gender fr (actually angel's adorable and they deserve better uwu

s01e04

ANGEL DESERVES BETTER!?!?!?!?!?!!!

charlie is such a babie djbdjdjdn but also privileged SO USE THAT PRIVILEGE!

she set the whole thing in fire oh my god. IS VAL A MOTH? oh my god?????? oh that's the mother and spider thing oh. oh. okay.

............ that was. bro.

bro that broke my heart????? angel fucking deserves better istg??? i've been saying?????

husker is such andhebdjf <3 need a bestie like this

i see the husker x angel ship aye

vaggie is the best. girlfriend. love her sm.

angel's whole story is so :< i will cwy

I FHDBSJD ANGEL :(((( MY ANGEL

s01e05

i think lucifer and alastor should have a daddy-off where they bang it out nicely over a lovely glass of wine all giggling for being such misery parent-coded

this show is so fucking clever i swear to mfing god. fhhehdjd. first the moth and the spider, second the "apple doesn't fall far" JIEHDJ SHUT UP STOP BEING SO SMART?

vaggie is literally the most preciousest girlfriend, she's really the knight to her princess fr <3

"you'll be w me" "in spirit right?" "in heaven" shsbdbf CACKLING

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thoughts so far: - pacing so far is a little bit off because i feel like we've gotten in 5 whole episodes and the story really has not moved very much except like a very small bit of character lore? usually i tend to know more about them by atleast ep 3 but however if they're making this a big part series i would understand - it is entertaining for sure but it would be REALLY worthwhile if they had the sex jokes be SLIGHTLY clever BUT. but. the way they did angel was very very refreshing because i am sick of the "slut" being a shitty person all the time in every other trope so i will give them that. - djkgfdhgkdjhgdjk i know that charlie is the main character but i don't really like her THAT much. like i understand she cares a lot about this thing & that she isn't really being allowed to do it her way BUT she's literally. the child of the devil himself, she's the princess of hell. she could be doing a lot more w her power. she needs to harness that. what is going on w that. i mean, why is she particularly the protagonist? she isn't doing it a lot for me. sfhkdgjdfg.

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s01e06

(spoilers!!!!!)

WDYMDGKHDFG WDYM VAGGIE WAS AN ANGEL. OH. OH THIS IS AWESOME. OOOO. LOVE THAT.

...........angel. i love you my angel he's the real angel fr. my god. best boi.

this episode was wayyyy better than the previous ones because we're finally having the story move <3 I LOVE that! looking forward to the next episode now that a lot of changes have happened!!!!

oh and charlie!!! charlie is having a good arc! like she's actually meaning to something!

s01e07

i was SO worried my vaggie/charlie thing would be weirded but i loved how charlie is this person looking to redeem people & vaggie is trying to redeem herself and i totally loved how simple and adorable this episodes entire thing was?

SUPER pumped that the show is getting better and better w each turn. i think w these episodes the previous pacing makes sense, i am really enjoying this hehehe. it is very, very fun.

CANNIBALS WERE NOT THE ARMY I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I SAW THE EP NAME BUT WOOHOO

im. scared abt the next ep? bitch, everyone better be alive and kickin. i need my angel & vaggie & alastor and everyone.

oh also, alastor is such a literal walking red flag i'd be casual best friends w him (if he wasn't a serial killer)

s01e08 - finale

the battle. alastor. fuck. the girlfriends. oh my mfing god.

oh oshfdkjghdfjg my cutie patootie angel being a cutie patootie.

sir pentious iS SUCH A BABIE OMG LITTLE BOI fuck i love everyone in this show SO much??????????

BRUH. THE BATTLE IS EPIC???? THIS IS SUCH A WELL DONE BATTLE FOR 2D ANIMATION OH MY GOD <3

FUCK YEAH FUCK STAB THEM NIFFTY FUCK YEAH LETS GO.

oh boy.......

w. LUCIFER? FUCK. YES. DADDY'S BACK BABY WHO YOU FUCKIN W?

not lucifer going "i'm going to fuck you now" I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT I PROMISE PLS DO.

...........................................niffty stabbing adam out of all. lmfao.

also. adam is such a dick. fr. (ykwim) & dfjhgfkdjgfg he's like such an anti-man guy and I FUCKIN love how he's written. love when men are written like themselves and it is so clearly pathetic. fuck that guy. The Guy. lmao.

uh. the fuck you mean sir pentious is dead? are you fuckin insane?

oH NO HE JUST WENT TO HEAVEN. aw he's the new seraphim <3 love that guy

.................lilith being in heaven? oh damn. oh damn. oH DAMN. THAT'S THREE OH DAMNS. huh. looking SO forward to the second season????

final verdict: 4/5 stars

uh. fuck what anyone else has said i love this show bro???? fuck it's funny as fuck and entertaining and very very awesome takes on its whole sinner redemption thing. fuckin awesome. 10/10 recommend.

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welcome to the family madrigal!

"i think your gift is being in denial" DJDBDJFN shut up OMFG

2. if my power was shapeshifting i would literally do the same thing as camilo

3. mirabel miracle woah

4. "married in a hurricane" the songs are genuinely magnificent & i will give credit where it's due even if lin manuel miranda is stinky

5. bruno fixing the cracks from behind the literal walls the metaphors oh god because he's the burnt out prodigy but no one listens to him because his prophecy (pattern recognition) isn't the happy stuff

6. mirabel "causing" the cracks because she leads the family to be weak & let them be vulnerable oh

7. bro bruno is the funniest and CUTIEST PATOOTIEST hush

8. at the isabela solo, is it just me or is mirabel a little annoying? rhdhhff like i understand how much she finds isabela irritating and is so really um? hurt & insecure but something about her mannerisms is kinda off? it's more of an animation problem than mirabel herself (it's the disney quirky girl problem)

9. oh

10. tearing down the old house before you start afresh. oh you have to move on breakdown what was built w pain and pressure if you want to start again oh oh.

11. abuela being an ass but also having her reasons and growing out of it (after destruction ofc and after everything going to shit) is really respectfully done with more than needed humanity and that's just oh man. oh. abuela didn't have anyone to lean on and when she did she didn't remember she could. oh :(

12. oh it's about... settler colonialism survival. oh. how colonialism causes generational trauma by ruining lives and oh god what the fuck

13. disney trying to stop this film and then trying to capitalize on it is so fucking sick i swear

14. the climax is uh a little rushed but I think it's supposed to be symbolic of how if someone heard out abuela & abuela is given a chance to be vulnerable and honest, then the pain can be fixed a little TOGETHER.

15. ohana! ohana means family! it means no one should be left behind!

16. but...... hfhdhfhff..... the way idk abuela should have apologized more >:( but realistic family ig?

17. camilo: not if we don't have house 😑

18. bruno & camilo are comedy gold. luisa may i please serve YOU ma'am you have served ENOUGH! dolores is such a cutie patootie muah muah

19. yk what the whole their gift defines them thing reminds me of? white capitalist culture where you have to bank on your "skill" and it is very, very resident to the foundation of settler colonialism culture because yk capitalising on resources or skills. so when the family learns to not be so tight it literally means they are going back to their routes. woah.

20. BRO I AM GOING TO SOB. THE WHOLE VILLAGE COMES TO HELP THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN HELPING THE VILLAGE FOR SO LONG? OH THIS IS SO OH. OH. WE LIVE TOGETHER WE ARE FAMILY WE ARE A CULTURE OH. OH MY GOD. I AM SOBBING?

21. they. they make the doorknob for her because mirabel madrigal the m is for her but the family but her bc she's family im fuck im crying they love her so much and they care about her and it's not just because they got her help but because they finally all broke down their own walls and they could see each other because mirabel saw them you know? oh they love her and my god luisa is so pretty but oh my god im crying

22. you know how she didn't get a door but then at the end she gets the whole house oh 😭😭😭😭

23. i literally love spanish songs omg

24. OMG THAT LIL DETAIL OF LUISA GETTING TO REST

25. THEIR FAMILY PORTRAIT IS SO REALISTIC DJBDHDHF ADORABLE

26. ALSO!!!! MADRIGAL IS A FORM OF SINGING IN WHICH PEOPLE JOIN AFTER EACH VERSE (note to self: learn what it actually means) IT IS SO CLEVER

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