#scum simps

[scummy-writes]

a B huh........ B for bottom. Sub isaac confirmed. everyone pack it up.

[theredcuyo]

Sqq wonders how he should plan the wingmaning this time around with Hualian, then sees them together and is having a stroke while muttering something no one understands

Then Binghe goes "Oh, right, i know who knows Shizun's secret language"

He proceeds to kidnap Sqh and release them in the same room, then proceeds to watch from afar, along with Lwj and Wwx who want to know what is going on

"Uh... Bro? Why did your husband kidnap me, what happened?"

"Bro... Bro, My good bro..."

"Okay, holy fuck, what happened"

"Bro... Bro i'm so glad you wrote them normal, bro"

"Bro?"

Sqq took Sqh by the shoulders and looked straight into his eyes "Bro... He's a simp, the biggest simp to ever simp"

"No fucking way"

"I'm being for real bro, it's the biggest simpering i've ever witness and I've seen you looking at Mobei's tits"

"BRO, NO, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD- and hey, i don't simp! Your husband simps!"

"My Binghe is just a very devoted husband, thank you very much" Sqq said, then gave Sqh a look "Okay, whatever You say, but you gotta understand me with the tits here, bro, they're huge"

"Yeah, well, even your simpering doesn't reach his"

"Come on, you've gotta be exagger-

"He tried to gift him a whole fucking mansion"

"... I stand corrected and i wrote those tits"

[red-garden]

Shen Jiu is literally so wifey and no one can tell me otherwise. Like? His ideal relationship with Yue Qingyuan is just being taken care of and kept and spoiled. Why should he ever lift a finger when he has Qi-ge to do it for him? He’s worked enough.

What he would give to just be the pretty little kitty in YQY’s house that naps in a sunbeam all day. He gets dressed up in all the nicest things and never has to go outside if he doesn’t want to. YQY feeds him little chocolates by hand. He’s the wife, so that means Qi-ge has to pamper and keep him and never leave or let his eyes stray or even think about another man.

And if/when he calls YQY “husband” he would cream his pants right there.

[scummy-writes]

Im gonna ramble a lot on this post [pls lemme know if you want me to take it down]

Out of all the scenes in Isaac's route, this is one of my favorites. Which might not say much because I love a Lot about his route, but this scene always stuck with me. I might butcher it in my rambling, however, since its been over 6 months or so since i played it.

I think its interesting when we get to see the physical actions that do not get commented on much. Isaac's hair tugging gets mentioned constantly in the game, which... makes sense due to it being a constant habit of his, but I enjoyed how they noted that he physically holds his temple, which makes me believe he was genuinely so confused by someone like MC taking the actions she does, when he had a life so used to others only doing acts of kindness out of personal gain.

He blunders, he fucks up his wording, but he's wanting to come to a place of understanding with her, which shows that he studies humans a lot more than possibly considered, i think. Which, yes, I know its a theme in his route that he 'doesnt understand' people, and that its borne from a place of trauma also.

It makes me sad when people think he is a standoff-ish dude who is... more cold than initially let on. I remember the first event I played with Isaac was the teacher event, where Mc went along with him to help him teach some kids, and when he tries to say thank you and she doesnt hear it, he flat out calls her stupid. I was SHOCKED. HAHA i was like "WOW this dude is fucking rude", and then in every single other event and his route, he never calls her that again. We see him analyzing the others behaviors, scared to call them his friends, because the last time he got remotely close to others, it blew up in his face.

i dont remember if its canon that he blamed himself for that, but if its not addressed, I think he did for a long time. I think he may have blamed his social issues and spiraled a bit (thus the hermiting more).

Coughs. Anyway. This scene is my fave due to it spiraling this type of train of thought for me. Its a good start of when he started falling for her, because he learned about her patience in this moment. And other things too but. Its a good look into isaac, I think. Yeehaw i sound insane HAHAHA sorry

When he tries to think logically

and ends up saying what we all think about MC

[crazy4reallll]

I love peak lord disciple era fics where all the head disciples go on missions together and visit each others peaks, bc I like to imagine that all the other head disciples are still doing that in the main story but Binghe is just too much of a simp to go on YA fantasy adventures.

[sillygoofyqueer]

PART TWO OF THAT ONE ANON'S ASK WITH THE REACTIONS OF IMPORTANT DEMONS TO SHEN YUAN (*pulls out the wiki*...now, who's important enough to yap about.....): Sha Hualing: Sha Hualing underestimates Shen Yuan at first, believing him to be just another stepping stone to power - if she can make Luo Binghe deal with her existence, she can do anything! So, she puts on the charm: "oh, Ling-er got lost...can the benevolent corvid deity help her?" all coy and demure. Then SY stares at her, and she can just SEE how her flirting flies over his head before he says "yeah! Of course I can." So, she thinks he's a moron, a brilliant thing for her if she wants to be more powerful. However, SHL then has to watch as all of these demons and yao trip over one another to try and court SY and is like "oh...oh I see...." and tips her hat to him - after all, she has to respect a man who can also use his pretty qualities to get as much power as he wants!!! She sees him, she knows what he's doing... Mobei-Jun: Mobei-Jun doesn't really care about Shen Yuan at all - it's strange that Luo Binghe keeps fawning over him and Sha Hualing nods in approval every time it happens, but it's none of his business. Let this strange crow demon do what he wants, as long as he leaves Mobei-Jun out of it. However, he soon learns that Shang Qinghua is close with SY. The same SY who SHL respects for his faux-innocent flirting with every man who has a conversation with him. MBJ MUST KNOW EVERYTHING. He goes to fight for his right to court SQH, has a singular conversation with SY, and realises that SHL is overestimating SY and that the corvid deity is actually just That Oblivious. So, instead of trying to kill SY, he starts grilling him for details about what would make SQH love him. SY needs a drink. Linguang-Jun: Linguang-Jun hears of Shen Yuan - a new demon that can compete with Luo Binghe, and therefore destroy him!!! PERFECT for LGJ's plot to kill Mobei-Jun. He simply has to get SY on his side, which should be easy to do with his natural charm- he gets hit with the wifebeam. Nobody sees this coming, not even me, but he ends his "interrogation" (conversation) sighing dreamily at the power this heavenly demon holds so casually, without even batting an eye about all the people he has under his thumb. GOD, he wants him carnally (only SY could make this happen in a freak like LGJ). Meng Mo: MENG MO HAS HONESTLY GONE INSANE. HE WAS SENT INTO THE MIND OF SHEN YUAN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THERE, BUT IT. IT MAKES NO SENSE. WHAT'S- WHO IS THIS FREAK. WHY'S HE SO NICE??? WHY ARE HIS THOUGHTS INSANE??? WHY DOES NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE SAYS THAT THIS IS A FUCKING WEIRDO WHO KNOWS FAR FAR TOO MUCH ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. THIS ISN'T JUST WHAT 'CROW DEMONS' KNOW. THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY.

[orenji-iro-no-sora]

Fics with Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu as twins where bingyuan have a big gay pda moment and every witness thinks, "Poor Yue Qingyuan, he must be heartbroken." That liar by omission didn't enable years of toxicity to lose out to a traumatised demon woof woof with abandonment issues.

[cheriate]

bros before hoes.

what else can i say?

[scummy-writes]

My ideal lazy day.... would just be one where we can laze in bed together, reading or chatting, cuddling together and relaxing. The simple domestic intimacy of having a full free day together with no external worries...

I believe Isaac would be a bit anxious at first, not used to spending a full day doing such a thing, but would eventually catch up on all the sleep he's missed due to late nights with papers and theories. I don't think Isaac would get too frisky, and would be marveling at the idea of being able to spend a full day in his lover's arms...

Arthur would love it, i think, but would def be a flirt and a tease. But, really, he's perfectly fine with spending the day cuddling in bed. If he's in a good mood, the two of you may discuss his latest draft, or the recent books you've read together.

Gilbert might not be intially fond of the idea due to some reasons, but would use the day to chat with you about things you don't know about each other. Testing out new ways to cuddle, compare books you've been reading recently, ways he can sneakily bite you....watch you while you sleep,,,,,

Clavis....would want to do something exciting but would love to have a chance to pamper each other in bed.

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[virgostarlight]

Liu Qingge 's love language is 💯 acts of service and god's I love that so badly about him.

*my Virgo is showing*

Because it's not just the service itself, oh no. It's the thoughtfulness, the effort.

Not enought people realize just how much it means for someone to put the effort in for you. Time is so so so precious, and if someone takes that time to do something for your benefit that's so huge.

I wanna marry this man so damn bad plz.

[scummy-writes]

PART 2 - GILBERT ROUTE SPOILERS POST

The last post got really long since hitting 'readmore' shows you ALL the reblogs on it, so I made a part 2 for chaps 12-20(?).

I'll be reblogging this post each chapter or so with personal thoughts and general screaming under a cut. I'll be having it in a format with the chapter numbered, and then a cut directly after where I'll be yelling. I already know some major spoilers with gilberts route, so if you have not finished his route yet, be wary.

I'll be using the tags 'Scum Simps' and 'scum plays gil route' for those of you who want to filter it out. Thank u!

[theredcuyo]

You know that little spell Sqq uses sometimes where he puts some spiritual energy into leafs/petals

You bet your ass Wwx is taking it and making it into an even deadlier weapon or into a communication thingy, or both!

If Hua cheng were to use it, it's mostly for making a flower on the whim so he can give it to Xie Lian, after all, his butterflies are deadly enough

[mikadostick-blog]

You guys, I literally NEVER posted on this fuckass block in 6 or so years, but I‘ve had this idea stuck in my head for too fkn long so ..

I kind of have a crack ship, that being…Zoro (OP) and Liu Qingge (SVSSS)…LISTEN I know how that sounds, but it’s perfekt 😭..

LQG fkn dropping in the OP world in Wano and joining the scabbards, then travelling through time with them and somehow becoming a concubine for that one dude (forgot his name) to protect Komurasaki and to get intel (he fucking HATES that job and man).

The stawheads hear stories of him from Momo and Kin and imagine this buff ass dude, who‘s their „best fighter“ and who’s so „badass“ and then he turns up, decked in jewellery, in the finest silk, lethal face-card and abruptly beats tf out of a whole group.

Needless to say, Zoro stars believing in love at first sight.

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LQG being dropped in the goofiest verse with the most cartoon-ish villains: SQQ‘s stories did nawt prepare me for this, dawg.

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LQG, on the verge of a psychotic breakdown because of his boss: I‘m going to chop his head off 🙂🔪.

Komurasaki, trying to remain undercover: Do NOT.

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The strawheads expecting a bodybuilder, 7 feet mf to pull up:

LQG, serving face and beating the shit out of a group: I just had to deal with the stupidest people at work do not test me ever again 🔪🔪.

Zoro, seeing someone slice through 7 people at once: So this is what they call love, huh.

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Sanji, seeing the back of a tall person, with sleek, glossy hair: Excuse me, beautiful lady, may I know your name?

LQG, turning around: Who TF are you calling beautiful lady, you shameless swine?!

Sanji: unholy screeching

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Anyway, no one will probably see this, but I finally got it off my chest, so.

[scummy-writes]

He!!! Is!!!! Hamsom!!!!!!

This card will be the death of me

Just...

Bye

[stiltonbasket]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (except me because obvs I have done it). Spread the self-love ❤

Here goes!

travelers through the empty gate - aka, how would the Sunshot Campaign have gone if MDZS existed in a more historical setting where cultivators served the imperial family (the Wen clan, who are also cultivators)?

Flowers in the Palace - this is one of my favorites despite being relatively short! I love WLW wangxian, especially in a historical/canon setting. If you haven't read this one before, this is the series where Wangxian are (platonic) consorts to Emperor Nie Mingjue, and married each other in secret.

Silver Jian Seeking Hearts (aka the TGCF fusion AU where Lan Wangji is a Devastation-class ghost, and Wei Wuxian is reincarnated 400 years post-canon) - what if Mo Xuanyu never summoned Wei Wuxian, and Jin Guangyao's plots resulted in Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen's deaths about a decade after WWX was supposed to have returned?

When the Hills Are All Flat, and the Rivers Run Dry - yet another royalty AU. This one features fem!Wei Wuxian as a bridal candidate for emperor Lan Wangji, who would rather leave governing to his very capable older sister (LXC) and spend his time caring for A-Yuan instead. ;-;

A Wife by Any Other Name - a post Bingge vs. Bingmei fic where Bingge finds a version of Shen Yuan in his own universe eleven years after crossing paths with SY!SQQ in SVSSS. But unlike the version of Shen Qingqiu he met in SV's universe, this Shen Yuan is over a hundred years old, not as easily impressed as a twenty-year-old freshly transmigrated SY might be, and hiding much more about himself than Bingge guesses...

[imtomiee]

He looked so delicious in this style its insane

Had me twirling my hair n shit 🙄