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Anudda one

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happy new year!

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Idk how to draw wings ☹️ so sorry if the anatomy is all wonky ..

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GSHSJSJSJSJ THIS IS WHAT MY LITTLE SIBLINGS DREW FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY AS WELL WE FOUGHT OVER THE TOP TWO PHOTOS AND THIS WAS THE AFTER MATH

BUAHAHA

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LOOK WHAT MY SISTER DREW FOR MY BIRTHDAY 😭

IM SQUEALING SO HARD I LOVE HER SO MUCHHCJDKSKSNSJ

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PLEASE DRAW DALE AND PERI INTERACTING 😋

is this anything?

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Bruh I've been a good boy all year and the ONLY thing I asked for was a life sized lore accurate Wanda who could grant me wishes tied up in a nice pink bow under the Christmas tree and santa couldn't even bring me that.

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Peri is about 6 and Timmy is 16 in this one

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LMFAO

ONE BIG ROOM FULL OF BAD BITCHESSS

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why doesn't anyone talk about how Hazel was basically gonna kill herself in the potato episode 😭?? Like WTAF ...

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I wish fairly odd parents was animated like it was in the pilot it was so bouncy and fun. Also Timmy's voice is so funny omg HES SO DUMB I LOVE HIM

Wanda : "what do you think timmy? :D"

Timmy : "I think I'm calling the cops" BSJKSKA

Also Wanda and Cosmo both being little shits just like Timmy is so NICE AND FUN omfg I love the pilot so much iBdknslanaHKSKSKSKSN LALALALLALA YAYAYYAYAYy

"magic...ooo! Magic...ooo!"

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Rambles under the cut

i like to think Dale was actually a fairly happy kid, especially when he got discovered by Doug, but as he matured and thought back on his situation he grew more hateful and resentful because no one cared to find or look for him for SEVEN YEARS, so why should he care about anyone else? I'm sure doug gave him a good home, and Dale, (much like dev) really admires his father but dale cares more so about how people perceive him rather than actually being cared for, because he doesn't know the difference.

Dale also grew really materialistic to make sure he never had to fear going back to that lemonade sweat shop ever again, which is why he's so attached to his boots rather than his son, because people have failed him before but money and goods have never left him. also I know...basic, sorry, but out of any of the characters, he. HE! He has autism. Dale is not very good at masking and he doesn't make an effort to hide it, but it's kind of hard to notice since he's always alone, and everyone just chalks it up as "capitalist guy who has no sense of the common man" , which is true but let me have fun. Like he never wants to see people despite being a millionaire and like public figure? He says random weird phrases that are just kind of out of touch, and he most likely has an aversion to physical touch as well because I KNOW dev has never gotten a hug. also he's very blunt and doesn't sugar coat anything he says, and while that may be because "he's a millionaire he doesn't have to care about what he says" I like to think it's because he genuinely has no social awareness. At all. He just does whatever the fuck he wants and good for him, kind of. ( Not really) ... Also the statue and the boots thing is simply because he does love his boots more than dev, like it's just a fact. He doesn't hate his son or he didn't do that just to rub it in , it's just a genuine fact for him that he values his boots, material things, things that never hurt him, over his son. I could talk about different examples all day but this is getting too long lol.

Also random head canon, But Dale has asthma and valley fever from all of the untouched dust and dirt filling his lungs from the lemonade stuff, but he's also been able to hold a resistance from needing an inhaler or breathing machine because of it, so he rarely needs it maybe once in a blue moon. Dev also has asthma, but he's literally like. A baby. While his dad is more immune to needing it, dev is just always cooped inside so he's never built any resistance so he needs it frequently.

hehe sorry ok I'm done... probably.... probably not...

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more drug Dale and dev pls 🙏

IM SO SORRY BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAW??? LIKE DALE SNORTING CRACK??? DEV SNORTING CRACK??? LIKE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. WHAT DO YOU DESIRE HUMAN TELL ME

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Is there an equivalent fop universe p Diddy

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Gender fluid cosm- *gets shot 1 billion times and grenade spawns in my mouth and blows up*

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Hazel loves to fidget and has a chew necklace , that's what that top one is lol

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FREAKAAAYYYY ANTI COSMO N WANDAA

They make me giggle and kick my feet