#i say that as a lesbian
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lesbians were made up by capita£ester to sell more dnp merch
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My two hyperfixations have crossed over, what does this mean??????
#also dayum Grian - really pulling off the look XD#i say that as a lesbian#wait. now I'm just thinking about what if mumbo was aziraphale#this is just so funny to me#grian#good omens
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3
#im very ill rn so im just drawing fun stuff that will make me feel better lol#what can i say im a sucker for 'opposites attract' ships#artists on tumblr#digital art#furry#lesbian#lesbian furry#butch lesbian#femme lesbian#catgirl#safe
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this came to me in a dream
#all im saying is rio could've had a bit more fun if she had wanted to.....#agatha looked like a such a loser with that shirt ..and i need her#shirt with the word bohner in it i said OH IM SURE#agathario#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#evgarart#lesbian art
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Pride Eeveelutions!
Edit: now as stickers!
#Pokemon#Eeveelutions#pkmnart#Pride Eeveelutions#Pride#my art#Free to use as icons!#I always try to make icons of these guys every year but I lose steam halfway so I have like 4 icons every time dcfvghb#BUT THIS YEAR I POWERED THROUGH#People who says nice things over these designs I owe you my life#Pride Flareon#Trans Vaporeon#Enby Jolteon#NB Jolteon#Lesbian Espeon#Bi Umbreon#Aro Leafeon#Pan Sylveon#Ace Glaceon#now also as stickers!
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Thinking about...
"Oh good girl, you're so good for me."
"Fuck baby, you're so tight."
"I know, I know baby, it's okay, just breathe for me, come on, just breathe."
"You take me so well, fuck, you're making such a mess, angel."
"Look at me. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Good girl."
"God, you look so pretty underneath me like this."
"Come on baby, just one more. There we go, that's it sweetheart. You can do it for me."
"Oh darling, you thought we were done? We've barely even started."
"Fuck princess, oh fuck, you feel so fucking good, you're so fucking wet for me, fuck-"
men dni
#butches saying any of these phrases? i'm already on my knees#what i would give to hear any of these during sex#begging on my knees actually#vocal butch doms who won't shut up during sex >>>#mysticfemme's post#lesbian nsft#butch daddy#wlw nsft#wlw domme#wlw sub
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“We need more weird queer people” Y’all can’t handle 90% of the ways multigenders label their sexualities
#this was originally gonna say ‘yall can’t even handle sapphilleans’#then i considered using male/female lesbians or male sapphics or gaybians#then i thought about using het gays#but then i realized what they all have in common and combined them all into one.#multigender#bigender#nonbinary#genderfluid#enby#trans#genderqueer#polygender#xenogender#sapphillean#gaybian#lesboy#transunity#trans unity#transmultiphobia#red speaks
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Speaking as someone who's been outed many, many times, by both "allies" and homo/transphobes, some of yall are way too comfortable sharing other peoples' queer identities.
"But what if I'm trying to be funny?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if I'm an ally?" Doesn't matter
"But what if the person I'm talking to is an ally?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if I'm queer?" Doesn't matter
"But what if the person I'm talking to is queer?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if the person I'm talking about is a stranger?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if it's really obvious?" First of all, ew. Second of all, Doesn't matter.
"But what if they didn't come out to me, I just figured it out on my own?" Doesn't matter.
"But what if they're getting misgendered?" It's just as easy to say 'actually she's a girl' as it is to say 'actually she's transgender and uses she/her'. If that person is pretransition, it's also easy to just bite your tongue and not say anything.
Unless that person has explicitly given you permission to share that information, you DON'T. No matter how certain you are that everyone is accepting, no matter how noble your intentions, it's not your information to share. Getting clocked sucks, getting outed sucks, and they're both an invasion of privacy no matter who's doing it.
#I told this girl I haven't seen hazbin the other day and she said 'you're gay and autistic how have you NOT seen it?!' and um.#This was in front of other people btw#im not actually gay or autistic either#Anyway. there are some things people say on tumblr that they shouldn't in real life.#lgbtq#gay#lesbian#trans#transgender#queer#bi
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shoutout to lesbian drag queens who are also pigs. gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏
#sydposting#i know im not the first one to make this joke but im having fun#chappell roan#good luck babe#btw if anyone says miss piggy isnt a lesbian because shes in love with kermit. kermit is literally a he/they butch so jot that down
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[ID: Tweets from Emily 'Soup Lesbian' Gwen (@theemilygwen) on twitter with the following text:
Well, just left a job interview crying because the hiring manager told me they liked my application but were disappointed that I didn't bother dressing appropriately. I tried to explain that I haven't been able to afford new clothes in years but I just couldn't handle it.
That comment and my reaction was one of the most mortifying moments of my life. I thought I put together a decent outfit for the job with what I had, and hearing her say that just destroyed me.
Anyway I'm still looking for work and struggling a lot. Even $5 would help pay for a meal. ko-fi.com/emilygwen
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Please help Emily Gwen, the creator of the lesbian flag. If you show me that you donated any amount I will draw you something. You can also support them by buying something from their Threadless store!
EDIT: I still appreciate any donations made but I can't guarantee a drawing anymore 😭 sorry if that's a deciding factor for you
#emily gwen has been so influential to me and i would really appreciate any donations sent their way 💖#BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING: emily gwen uses they/them pronouns. their flag is intended to be trans+nonbinary inclusive AND ace inclusive.#please do not spread rumors about them to avoid donating :( support lesbians! especially one who has been so influential#anis gaymer moments
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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian
#YES this is the same joke twice I thought of two funny ways to say it#this post better not break containment it sounds insane out of context#also important to state that Cassandra is of course an enby lesbian we love our non-binary godexx of mystery#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#buddy dawn#kristen applebees#helio#ankarna#fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20
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#doing my wayne sibs hc write up hehehehehehe#everyone who says their fave is the most beautiful is wrong. except for me. because I’m right#dick grayson#nightwing#batman#mart#tbc i am a lesbian and this is a joke
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I love you he/him lesbians
I love you she/her gays
I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio
I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis
I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present
I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"
I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight
I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces
I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends
I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)
I love you all aromantic/asexual people
I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all
I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"
#lgbtq#lesbian#gay#bisexual#trans#queer#nonbinary#mogai#aroace#aromantic#asexual#i love you all so much youre all amazing#sorry i saw a post with a lot of people saying “im gay/bi/trans and i dont like people flaunting their sexuality” and grrrrrrrr#its like bro we're on your team dumbass
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Twink death but they still love eachother
#god i don't understand stanford because that man is a piece of cake#and i say that as the most lesbian person u know#fordford#fordsquared#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#gravity falls#did u see the little Bill i think that's hilarious#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket
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