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james: did it hurt?
regulus: did what hurt?
james: when you fell from heaven
regulus: bold of you to assume i didn't crawl straight out of hell
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wanna be friends? fine. but are you willing to hear me rant about the same dead gay wizards for all of eternity until death do us part?!
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all these people think love’s for show, but i’d die for you in secret
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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!🥰❤️
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Mr and Mrs Potter
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Mr and Mrs Potter
Photo of James and Lily posing with Fleamont and Euphemia on their wedding day.
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Marlene: (points at Regulus) Your boyfriend is terrifying.
James: He is not! Reggie is sweet and gentle and-
Regulus: (bites Marlene’s finger)
Marlene: …and a feral fucking squirrel!
James: Don’t be ridiculous. It’s just his way of showing affection.
Marlene: …
Regulus: (bites James’s face)
James: (grins & pats his cheek) See?
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"Mr Potter?" Mcgonagall says as soon as James steps into the classroom, just a little bit late "I didn’t knew you changed houses"
James eyes immediatedly go to his tie, which is in fact a Slytherin tie "oh fuck" he whispers
The whole classroom immediatedly erupts in whispers and there’s some gigglin, and oh no Sirius, does he know?
"Professor this is not-" as soon as he’s about to explain the door of the classroom opens revealing a giggling Dorcas, Evan, Barty and Pandora while a very red Regulus Black stands in the middle of his friends with a Gryffindor tie in his left hand.
As soon as all eyes are on the Slytherins and one Ravenclaw the door is closed loudly
"I’m not going in there" "Everyone already saw you lover boy, might as well go in there and give your boyfriend his tie" "shudup" "we are going to be late for class ALL OF US so just go in there already" can be heard from the door
I’m the end it is Pandora who comes in
"He is very sorry Professor, we’ll make sure this doesn’t happen again" Pandora says as she hands James his tie, and James hands Regulus
“Or maybe not" can be heard from the door followed by an "OW THAT FUCKING HURT"
"We’ll thank you Miss Lestrange, now go ahead and go to your classes" Mcgonagall finally speaks again, and it looks as if she’s trying not to laugh. What a great start of the day for James
Finally James takes he’s usual seat next to Sirius "You have a lot to explain to do James Fleamont Potter" yea definitely it’s not James day
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Regulus: *cooing at baby Harry and giving him all his attention*
James: *disgruntled noises*
Regulus: If you have a baby you can’t be the baby.
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the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon
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Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?
Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-
James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.
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James: All my clothes keep disappearing and I can’t figure out why.
Regulus, in a jumper four sizes too big for him: Hmm, spooky.
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Baby Harry: *crying*
Regulus, picks Harry up: Oh, it’s okay, sweetheart, you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older
James: …
James: Love, are you okay?
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*regulus walks in*
james: goodmorning
regulus: is it a good morning?
sirius: *eyeroll* reg-
remus: wait wait wait let’s hear him out
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sirius: how dumb does reggie think you are?
james: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
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