#i need to stop for a while Ig

[multiplefandomsyep]

Inhun has turned into my addiction.

[siyelius]

ngl hot take but gepard’s model lowkey scares me bc how are you gonna be a military captain and swing a colossal shield like it’s a pencil and have your whole schtick being taking hits and refusing to fall in battle but you have anime pretty boy bod

[sillydsafgoblin]

My friend said "Pokemon Dialtown AU where Shooty and Stabby have Umbreon and Espeon" and I knew what I had to do.

[interestingturnofthetables]

It’s still completely absurd that Ford just happened to have a backup pair of glasses on his person when he fell through the portal.

I know it was obviously only included in the Journal to get around the whole dramatic glasses foreshadowing in the series and the portal scene in ATOTS, and for that reason alone it’s actually pretty funny and one of my favourite ‘random Ford character details’

But as a glasses wearer myself, who the fuck carry’s a spare pair of IDENTICAL glasses on their person at all times!??!? Is this something he’s always done? Since he was a kid maybe*? Possible something he picked up in his 20’s he never dropped? But even then, why??? When you’re going out somewhere and there’s even a small possibility you could break/lose your glasses I guess it comes in handy, but how often could that realistically happen to warrant always carrying them on you? Even in your own house!

That brings me to the actual situation of he’s literally been in his own house barely leaving it (on his own) for probably months by the time of the portal incident! There’s no reason for him to carry a spare pair of glasses around his own house! Of course there’s the possibility that he started carrying a spare pair with him some time after the Bill situation; maybe he thought that if he were to wake up somewhere dangerous without his glasses, he’d have easy access to his extra pair. But if that’s the case, he’s definitely forgetting the fact that if Bill’s plan was to break his glasses to leave him stranded somewhere without being able to see clearly, he would also know about the spare pair and break those just as well! So technically speaking that would be a worse idea than to simply keep them somewhere specific in his house! Given that he had that spare pair on him during the portal incident, that entire line of thinking didn’t cross either bill or Ford’s mind (which is the most nonsensical plot hole in an attempt to patch up a prior plot hole I’ve ever seen)

Only solid explanation here is that Ford’s just always been overly cautious for a good portion of his life. And since he never thought to take his spare glasses out of his pockets, he either never got paranoid enough about Bill’s ability to fuck him over, or knew he wouldn’t stoop to that amongst the other horrors (which, raises a whole bunch of other questions outside the scope of this rant.)

Either way, I guess his paranoia paid off. If he hadn’t been carrying that extra pair that day he’d probably be dead. So good for him I guess! Maybe I should start carrying an extra pair of glasses on my person too…

[peachykcqt]

hate that my only two modes are "cant sleep no matter how tired i feel" and "cant stay up no matter how much sleep i get"

anyway ive slept 18 of the past 24 hours and im STILL EXHAUSTED

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Do you like overwatch - and if so who's your fav?

//long drag of cigarette// overwatch huh.... havent heard that name in years..... i remember her fondly tho...

[supermacaquecool]

Do any of you like to read?

[lesbiansanemi]

Currently trying not to vomit over the fact that I essentially just lost almost a thousand dollars brb

[freakinator]

wait realistically how successful do yall think the sb-derap-pangi plan will work

[itsmistyeyedbi]

There's so much I want to write and so much I want to read, but I can't fully engage with much of anything right now and it's killing me😭

[pennedinblood]

as of ten minutes ago we are officially Jobless™️. my sign to retire early and devote the remainder of my existence to writing toxic old man yaoi

[deus-ex-mona]

up next on chapter 36 of idol sengen… _(:3 」∠)_

[thedrawnherbarium]

forgot to post this

[crimeronan]

god i know i keep half-tongue-in-cheek saying that my dad is literally belos owlhouse but. i've apparently gotten a little desensitized to Just How Bad He Is (because i have ESCAPED, YAY) & so today has been a delightful adventure.

i wrote an AITA post from his POV about stuff that happened several years ago, bc i was curious about how bad he'd get dragged - i updated the timeline but the Only fact i changed was the reason for his Woes (i blamed COVID economic struggles, which actually makes him a Hero compared to the truth. the truth being so ugly i'm not gonna detail it here good god).

i kept it true to POV by only using things that he actually did say to me at the time about why he was doing the things that he was doing, & blocking out all the relevant info about why the wronged party (me) was so upset, & having him praise his daughter (me) and go "i love her so much :) she's so smart and independent and i would never hurt her :)", & having him half-assedly admit he might've sounded unreasonable/angry/malicious, in a way that was clearly supposed to earn Good Dad points for being so Willing To Admit Imperfections, despite a continued constant doubling-down refusal to answer questions about actual important shit or fix anything ever.

cannot emphasize enough that this was not a fictionalized/embellished/creative POV. the only points of fiction were 1) my dad did not write these things on reddit, he said them to me in real life word for word instead and 2) this happened many years ago, not like... yesterday.

anyway the thread blew up and the commenters were all so kind and genuinely worried for me (as in, the daughter) and offering so much help that i hopped on a diff account to be my past self so i could reassure people i'm okay & had a plan in motion for gettin' the hell outta dodge. because i felt REALLY BAD that they didn't know i..... did in fact get out. people were so nice it made me actually fucking cry jesus CHRIST. i had in fact perhaps forgotten that these things were all as bad and worrying as they were

now. this is all a very serious and harrowing-sounding prelude to the actual point of this post, which is. a bullet list of some of my FAVORITE FUCKING RESPONSES. revel in these with me i had so much fucking fun. i have taken DOZENS AND DOZENS of screenshots to peruse whenever i need a healthy dose of Perspective

here they r:

you are CARTOONISHLY EVIL?

HOLY ABUSE BATMAN

DO BETTER. RIGHT NOW.

did you even listen to yourself writing this. HOW

there's something seriously wrong with you. like on an intrinsic unfixable level

hey this happened to me too! my parent died and i had a party about it btw

your daughter is never going to speak to you again after this

(note from the future: yeah)

you're going to act confused and sad when she goes no-contact aren't you

(NOTE FROM THE FUTURE: HE SURE FUCKING IS)

i think you are creating your own problems and then getting mad at them. maybe instead you could not do that

is this ragebait. i can't imagine anyone this horrible actually existing

this isn't ragebait. i can tell this isn't ragebait because I Know This Kind Of Man So Intimately

you are the asshole on literally so many levels i'm going to write a 15 paragraph response line-by-line dissecting everything wrong with you

are you aware that you're lying or are you literally this incapable of 2 seconds of honest self-reflection

i need to donate to a gofundme for your daughter right now immediately

(note from the future: i am not going to scam people by pretending a long-done sitch is a current emergency on gofundme. have no fear.)

wow. okay i'm gonna go hug my mom and thank her for not being you

you are Actually Literally Empirically the Actual Literal Worst Parent who has Actually Literally Ever Existed

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU????

WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE.

I AM A 57-YEAR-OLD MOM OF FOUR ADULT CHILDREN AND THE MERE THOUGHT OF DOING ANY OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE HERE MAKES ME PHYSICALLY NAUSEOUS

these vibes are so skeevy. leave her the fuck alone????

along with ASTONISHINGLY accurate inferences about exactly what was happening with the daughter (me) in all the missing missing reasons & like..... exactly how the situation was So Much More Ugly And Horrifying than an innocently confused i'm-so-well-intentioned dad-POV post would have you believe.

so. anyway. that was literally the most validating experience i've ever had in my entire life. i know i've said he's a bad guy before but i also always forget just how far beyond the pale he is. like wow that was. that was not a normal average human experience to have growing up huh.

IN CONCLUSION.

if you guys are ever wondering why i am the way that i am about, like........ anything....... everything....... whatever......

just remember.

i was raised by belos owlhouse.

[nocturne-of-illusions]

ROT13 thoughts about m.outhwashing. i was only going to talk about one thing but. The Rambler's Curse............... anyway. major spoilers, not censoring anything, decode at your own risk, blah blah blah.

[ROT13 below]

[pj frkhny nffnhyg, ivbyrapr, noyrvfz, nohfr, zvfbtlal, fznyy inthr zragvba bs enpvfz, znff zheqre / fhvpvqr]

gurer'f fbzrguvat gung vexf zr fb zhpu nobhg gur zbhgujnfuvat snaqbz FCRPVSVPNYYL znxvat "tbbq raqvat" NHf gung nyy eribyir nebhaq pheyl nf gur Znva Punenpgre (gz), jvgu ab qnzntr gb nal eryngvbafuvcf orgjrra nalbar va gur perj rkprcg Gur Fbyr Onq Crefba, Wvzzl.

ohg nyfb. orpnhfr v ernyvmrq. v qba'g guvax gurl jrer nyy trggvat onpx nyvir, penfu be ab. gurer'f n ovg jurer vg'f zragvbarq gung cbal rkcerff qvqa'g nqq n 5gu pelb cbq sbe qnvfhxr, naq jr xabj gung CR vf n irel "rknpg nzbhag bs [guvat] jvgu ab ebbz sbe reebe, op jr qba'g jnag gb fcraq gur rkgen zbarl sbe fnsrgl" xvaq bs pbzcnal. naq gura v tbg gur pnyphyngbe bhg.

gurve sbbq bayl ynfgrq sbe 4-5 zbaguf nsgre gur penfu, jvgu nabgure rfgvzngrq 3-4 zbaguf genafvg erznvavat vs gurl unq orra tbvat va gur evtug qverpgvba. juvpu zrnaf rvgure gurl ybfg n FVTAVSVPNAG nzbhag bs sbbq va gur penfu (cynhfvoyr)… be. jung vs CR bayl ybnqrq gur fuvc jvgu sbbq sbe 4 crbcyr, yvxr gurl qvq jvgu gur cbqf? vg jnf n ebhtu pnyphyngvba, ohg nffhzvat rnpu crefba rngf na rdhny funer bs gur sbbq rirel qnl, naq nffhzvat rnpu crefba ngr n shyy, abezny cbegvba qvfcrafrq ol gur sbbq qvfcrafre vafgrnq bs cbegvbavat, op gurl gubhtug guvf jnf whfg n abezny eha jvgu gur evtug nzg bs sbbq… vs lbh qvfgevohgrq sbbq sbe 4 crbcyr nzbat 5, lbh'q or nobhg 3-4 zbaguf fubeg sbe gur gevc. 🥴

gurer'f n qrprag punapr v zvffrq qrgnvyf gung qrohax guvf NWFAQXW ohg huuuuu gung gubhtug znxrf zr fb hajryy. op vg ernyyl vf fbzrguvat CR jbhyq qb. pyrneyl, jvgu guvatf yvxr gur pelb cbq vffhr. naq gur znatyrq iragf. naq gur ab orqebbz ybpxf. naq gur gbkvp sbbq cnpxrgf.

nyfb, tvira gung gurl gbyq pheyl gb qrynl gryyvat gur erfg bs gur fgnss hagvy gur raq bs gur gevc, znal zbaguf sebz gur zrffntr erprviny, ubj yvxryl vf vg gung CR jnf nyernql va gur cebprff bs pybfvat fubc jura gurl frag gur ghycne bhg naq whfg qrynlrq gryyvat pheyl fb ur pbhyqa'g vzzrqvngryl pnapry gur fuvczrag? jvgu ubj oyngnag guvf tnzr vf nobhg vgf fgnapr ba pncvgnyvfz, v pbhyq frr vg.

nyfb. v'ir sbhaq FBZR tbbq cynlguebhtuf bs gur tnzr (gl gb gur sevraq jub frag zr n erp, gung bar jnf SNAGNFGVP, v ybirq gur qvfphffvba ng gur raq fb zhpu bhetuuuu, n ybg bs guvatf gb zhyy bire)……

ohg bu zl TBQ 🔪🔪🔪 gur vasnagvyvmngvba bs pheyl sebz zhygvcyr natyrf ol fgernzref naq gur snaqbz ng ynetr. gur jnl crbcyr chccrg uvf wnj, whfg yvxr gur qrif gubhtug ccy jbhyq. gur jnl fgernzref yvgrenyyl ONOL GNYX GB UVZ jura tvivat uvz uvf cvyyf. gur jnl gurl gnyx nobhg uvf obql, nobhg pneelvat uvz, nobhg uvf qvfnovyvgl qverpgyl. naq gura, bs pbhefr, ur'f gur snaqbz'f qneyvat onol. Gur Oybeob (nybatfvqr qnvfhxr jub vf. n jubyr bgure qvfphffvba wsp gur srgvfuvmngvba-vasnagvyvmngvba pbzob gurl'ir sbeprq bagb guvf terng punenpgre. gb gur fnzr sevraq jub tnir gur erp -- v 1000000% nterr jvgu lbhe ernqvat FB uneq, v tbg gur fnzr ivorf sebz uvz).

"v whfg jnag pheyl gb or fb unccl naq sbe naln gb purre uvz ba naq or uvf orfgvr naq purreyrnqre, naq v jnag qnvfhxr gb whfg or n yvggyr shaal pybja sbe uvz, naq v jnag fjnafrn gb or Gur Qnq Svther (gz), naq v jnag uvz gb unir na nyzbfg shyy erpbirel -- zvenphybhf, rira! fb zhpu fb gung lbh jbhyqa'g guvax ur'q fcrag zbaguf jvgubhg fxva, va gbeghebhf pbaqvgvbaf. vs ur qvqa'g arrq Zntvpny Shgher Cebfgurgvpf Gung Jbex Whfg Yvxr Erny Yvzof Naq Nera'g Haoryvrinoyl Urnil Be Hajvryql (naq gung n ybat unhy pncgnva pbhyq qrrrrsvavgryl nssbeq va n jbeyq gung gerngf vgf jbexref fb oehgnyyl), lbh'q guvax ur ybbxrq gur fnzr nf ur qvq cer-penfu…… rkprcg ur fgvyy pna'g gnyx be unf fbzr bgure fznyy, aba-ivfhny qvfnovyvgl fb ur'f fgvyy phgryl ihyarenoyr ohg nyfb onpx gb uvf """"""""""""pbairagvbanyyl nggenpgvir""""""""""""""" [UHTR fpner dhbgrf] frys grrurr~~"

zrnajuvyr, pheyl jnf n qverpg ernfba jul gur penfu bppheerq. abg va gur jnl bs wvzzl fubivat nyy bs uvf nohfrf bagb pheyl'f fubhyqref, ohg ur vf n qverpg ernfba jul naln sryg hafnsr baobneq. fur fnvq "v gbyq lbh"… ubj genafcnerag naq oyngnag jnf fur va fprarf jr qvqa'g frr? ur haqrefgbbq vg jnf wvzzl vzzrqvngryl, ab jnssyvat ba vg, ab "ur'q arire…", ur XARJ wvzzl pbhyq naq jbhyq nffnhyg fbzrbar. naq lrg jura vg pnzr gvzr gb pbasebag uvz, ur chg uvf ohqql nobir gur erfg bs gur perj'f fnsrgl. naq ur qvqa'g rira gel gb PNYZ wvzzl qbja, arirezvaq gnxr qenfgvp npgvba, jura ur fhttrfgrq gur jubyr perj fubhyq qvr naq qvfnccrne va na "nppvqrag".

Ur Vf Pbzcyvpvg. Ur Vf Abg N Puvyq. Ur Xarj Naq Qvq Abguvat. "v xabj lbh'q arire tvir zr gur tha gb cebgrpg zlfrys" fnvq va fhpu n jnl gung ernqf "v xabj lbh'q arire tvir zr gur cbjre gb uheg wvzzl jura ur gevrf fbzrguvat ntnva".

v ERNYYL srry sbe cbfg-penfu pheyl sbe crefbany ernfbaf, va gung fhqqrayl orvat qrovyvgngvatyl qvfnoyrq naq univat gb prqr pbageby gb crbcyr jub qba'g unir lbhe orfg vagrerfgf va zvaq vf sevtugravat nf nyy shpx. v srry sbe uvz va gung ur'f pbafgnagyl gerngrq nf gubhtu ur vfa'g gurer. ur'f whfg n Guvat, n Jbhaqrq Navzny, va gur zrqvpny ebbz. ur unf ab fnl va jurgure ur jnagf gerngzrag be vs ur jnagf gb qvr, vs ur jnagf gb xrrc ubcvat sbe fbzrbar gb svaq gurz be vs ur qbrfag jnag gb fhssre hagvy ubcryrff, varivgnoyr qrngu. ur pevrf naq abobql yvfgraf, abobql gevrf gb pbzzhavpngr va gur jnlf gung ur fgvyy pna.

ohg gur fnzr pbhyq or fnvq bs gur jnl ur gerngf naln cbfg-pbasrffvba, cer-penfu. vg'f arire "jung qb lbh jnag gb qb nobhg guvf?", vg'f "lbh fubhyq unir pbzr gb zr! v'yy gnyx gb uvz, v'ir xabja uvz sbe n ybat gvzr. guvf vf ab ernfba gb jnag gb uheg lbhefrys. jul qvqa'g lbh jnvg sbe zr gb gnyx gb uvz jvgu lbh??? jurer qvq ur tb??? v'yy svaq uvz!!!" orsber qbvat Abguvat naq gnxvat AB erfcbafvovyvgl. rira va gubfr svany zbzragf orsber ur gnxrf gur shyy oehag bs gur penfu, vg'f fgvyy "v qvqa'g zrna sbe lbh gb qb GUVF!!" nsgre ur unq whfg. yrg wvzzl tb jvgu mreb ercebnpu nsgre qnevat gb fhttrfg n znff fhvpvqr gb nibvq gnxvat erfcbafvovyvgl.

ur'f gur bccbfvgr fvqr bs gur fnzr pbva nf wvzzl. ur vfa'g nffnhygvat nalbar, ohg ur qbrfa'g gnxr erfcbafvovyvgl sbe nffnhyg gung unccraf haqre uvf jngpu naq ng zvavzhz cebgrpg gur ivpgvzf. ur'f avpr, ohg ur gharf ivpgvzf bhg va beqre gb xrrc gur crnpr jvgu uvf ohqql cny sevraq. ur xabjf orggre guna nalbar ryfr, ur qbrfa'g arrq vachg, ur'f gur bar va punetr, gurl fubhyq unir pbzr gb uvz, ur fhhheryl jbhyq unir qbar nalguvat arprffnel, ab lbh pna'g qrsraq lbhefrys op jr pna'g chg zl ohqql cny sevraq va n ihyarenoyr fvghngvba yvxr gur bar ur chg lbh va. v xabj v'z pncnoyr bs svaqvat n cbfvgvba jvgu orggre ynqqref (naq zber cbjre), ohg gur snyy jbhyq or qrinfgngvat vs v shpxrq hc va gur fznyyrfg jnl. v'z abg gnxvat cflpu rinyf frevbhfyl, abg orvat ubarfg, gb nibvq uneq qvfphffvbaf naq ihyarenovyvgl naq evfx bs zl pheerag cbfvgvba bs cbjre fyvccvat njnl. rgp rgp rgp.

v fnj bar crefba qvfphffvat pheyl'f naq wvzzl'f zhghny pbqrcraqrapr naq gung ernyyl fhzf vg hc. vg vfa'g arprffnevyl na rdhny eryngvbafuvc, ohg gung'f gehr sebz zhygvcyr natyrf. wvzzl vf ivbyrag naq znavchyngvir, pheyl hfrf uvf fbpvny cbjre gb renfr wvzzl'f ivbyrapr naq znavchyngvba, nyy gb fgnl gbtrgure. "v'ir xabja uvz sbe n ybat gvzr, ur jba'g gel nalguvat jvgu zr." gurl obgu frr n irefvba bs rnpu bgure gung qbrfa'g npghnyyl rkvfg, naq gurl fgevir gb zngpu gubfr vzntvanel svtherf va fbzr jnl.

NALJNL, CBVAG VF, pheyl unf whfg nf zhpu tbvat ba nf wvzzl, whfg n qvssrerag synibe. cbfg-nppvqrag gur cbjre qlanzvpf punatr qenfgvpnyyl, juvpu znxrf guvatf zber pbzcyvpngrq. Ohg. Va Gur Raq. ur'f abg n jvqqyr onol obl cer- be cbfg-nppvqrag; ur'f n tebja shpxvat zna jub'f rkphfrq gur varkphfnoyr sebz uvf sevraq, nyy juvyr vtabevat gur cnva uvf bgure perjzngr vf raqhevat, naq gura jura ur'f fhqqrayl va gung ihyarenoyr cbfvgvba uvzfrys, ur vf FGVYY n tebja shpxvat zna raqhevat havzntvanoyr cnva nf jryy nf culfvpny nohfr sebz gur fnzr crefba ur fuvryqrq orsber. gur oybeob onolsvpngvba bs thl-j-pevzvany-seng-zragnyvgl-ghearq-ivpgvz-bs-ivbyrag-noyrvfg-nohfr znxrf zl oybbq ohea erq ubg. vg'f vashevngvat.

v jba'g rira gbhpu gur "gbkvp lnbv" fuvg. QVF-THF-GNAT. gryy zr lbh unira'g raqherq be orra pybfr gb nalbar jub'f unq gb raqher noyrvfg nohfr sebz fbzrbar lbh be gurl pner nobhg. gryy zr lbh frr qvfnoyrq ccy nf nqbenoyl qrsrafryrffyl frkhnyvmrq bowrpgf ntnvafg crbcyr jub ubyq cbjre bire hf. gryy zr jbzraf' nffnhyg naq fhssrevat vf whfg n onpxqebc sbe n "zber vagrerfgvat qlanzvp" orgjrra gjb fuvggl zra jub ranoyrq / ranpgrq ure nffnhyg. vg'f gur cbjre qlanzvp bs vg nyy. vg'f gur yvgreny bowrpgvsvpngvba. fuhg gur shhhhpx hc.

…………… uryyb vg vf v, gur enzoyre, ernyvmvat v unir, vaqrrq, enzoyrq. cneqba zr! v fvzcyl pna'g fgbc guvaxvat nobhg guvf tnzr, naq vg'f zvkvat hc va zl urnq j vfggit naq fntna unjxr'f ivqrb nobhg rfpncr: gevnffvp unyy va n yvggyr gevnq bs "2024 neg gung unf zrygrq naq er-sbezrq zl oenva zhygvcyr gvzrf". (uvag uvag vs lbh unirag frra gur bgure gjb lbh fubhyq naq gura jr pna enag naq enzoyr gbtrgure cfcfcfcfcf) naljnl! gbbqyr-ybb! [qbrf n yvggyr wvt nf v fybjyl qnapr zl jnl oruvaq gur fgntr phegnvaf naq bhg bs fvtug]

[lepidopterium]

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