#wait so whats the point of crashing the server then cant they just throw it in the void??
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wait realistically how successful do yall think the sb-derap-pangi plan will work
#lifesteal spoilers#mine.txt#like. i havent really had any opinions on it#mostly cause i think its kinda stupid lol#like theyre trying to both 1. get the mace from clown and 2. not make even a single player realize the mace is gone#like sb and pangi couldnt even commit to destroying all the trial chambers which while tedious is objectively the easiest part of the plan#how the hell are they gonna commit to all the other shit lmao???#like respect to derap for wanting to go all the way#but if the rest of the team couldnt even commit to that how are they gonna commit to the rest of it#you cant execute a plan like this without putting your whole cock and pussy in it bruh 😭#trying to not make the other players realize the mace is gone by crashing the server is particularly ????#like how the hell are they gonna time that#i mean. i Guess they technically dont need to be precise but like they gotta#1. let the server know they have the mace 2. avoid dying before they crash the server and 3. not make anyone realize the mace is gone#although that 3rd point can easily be ruined by someone looking at the crafting recipe#although ig at that point it wouldnt matter assuming derap doesnt give up halfway through destroying the chambers either#wait so whats the point of crashing the server then cant they just throw it in the void??#and if they really dont want ppl to know they can just do it while nobody else is online#like theres a perfectly functional void hole at spawn and the hours theyre on lends itself well to having an empty server#i need to stop thinking about this plan bruh im gonna get a headache
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what is this hakoda zuko arranged marriage you speak of? i am intrigued
okay so the long story short is that it’s a slight rebuttal of a popular post that is very fun but i find like... unrealistic in a really intriguing way like, how would this ACTUALLY play out. I’ve talked about it at length in my server a few times, and it’s one of those AU’s -- like the genderbend zukka ATLA rewrite or the zukki fic that starts with sokka failing to assassinate zuko -- that lives rent free in my head and I’ve written a couple thousand words for.
tw for like VERY unrequited zuko in love with hakoda and the inherent comedy of sokka being in love with his fire nation stepmom.
so here’s hakoda, chief of the southern water tribe, happily not-married to Bato. and here is a more balanced war, where the north and the south are actually allies, rather than whatever the fuck they were in ATLA. Yue already has a fiance and the Northern chief refuses to remarry. that leaves hakoda responsible for biting the bullet and doing a political marriage even though, as he points out at length, he is an elected official and if he stops being elected it’s no longer a marriage with the chief of the south pole. intelligently but mostly selfishly motivated (yue’s fiance is his nephew, after all) pakku points out that its not like the fire nation knows... that. the fire nation is dumb. ozai’s stupid.
faced with such inarguable points hakoda stiffens his upper lip, pre-emptively ends things with bato on the understanding that if this is another kya situation they’ll get back together and that he’s still the most important person to him but the tribe comes first yada yada, and deals with katara throwing the mother of all tantrums. it is slightly softened by the fact that in return for him marrying the fire nation noble, a thing everyone can agree isn’t traditional, the north has finally agreed to train katara. she heads out before the wedding, in protest but also so as to not cause an international incident.
(on her way, she’ll find aang. with the war less dire, katara will be sympathetic towards his desire to live without committing violence, even if she deeply can’t relate. they’ll have a hot girl romcom summer of self discovery and coming to terms with the dichotomy between duty and love as they become master benders. at some point they pick up toph. they ARE a throuple.)
sokka meanwhile is like.. not cool with it.. but ? kind of relieved? like. he’s the eldest kid. he’s 18, and he’s been a man of the tribe as far as legalities for several years. it would have been entirely understandable if his dad had asked HIM to do it. he had his emotionally crushing romance with yue, and as much as he was like ‘im kind of a prince’, he finds he doesn’t actually want some of the responsibilities and demands that would bring. yue’s life sucks.
back in the fire nation, zuko never demanded a quest and never went on it. he’s spent years hardening into something that, while brittle, can survive the pressures of the court around him. he still has his scar. he still wants his father to love him, but he knows by now that it’s not something he’s capable of earning. he watches his sister, never the most stable person, start to have complete breakdowns of sanity once she hits puberty, and helps her cover for it and receive medical treatment on the down low. he’s the heir, but he lives knowing that if he was ever in a position to inherit his choices are to abdicate or have the baby sister who he raised kill him and destroy herself and the country in the process.
when he realizes the plan is to marry azula off rather than someone more reasonable-- mai is RIGHT there, for fucks sake-- he doesn’t realize ozai’s true intent is to fuck this up through malicious compliance and false shows of good faith. he panics, and does the zuko thing: he blurts out that this is unacceptable and immoral and she’s only 16 and Ozai sees the true opportunity for two birds with one stone. send zuko, let him piss someone off so badly he gets killed or divorced, and he gets rid of zuko from the line of succession permanently. there are those who are incredibly attached to teh idea of a firstborn for firelord, and it’s been a constant thorn in unpopular ozai’s side to nto be able to name azula his heir apparent without costly rebellion. but if he can taint him in the mind of the fire nation so much that birthright is easy to supercede-- yeah. this’ll work PERFECTLY.
so zuko is sent to marry hakoda, chief of the water tribe.
literally NO ONE was expecting it to be a member of Ozai’s immediate family. besides the fact that his oldest child is half hakoda’s age and his brother has 20 years on hakoda, it would have been sus as fuck - the treaty is not favorable enough to grant that kind of secession of interests. it becomes quickly apparent that this young man -- hakoda reminds himself of that repeatedly. not kid. not kid. young man. don’t think of him like a kid, it’s hard enough on both of us already. -- is not a horrible threat. he’s scared shitless and shakes with what he thinks is bravado. he’s desperate to make the marriage work. he’s desperate to not go home. he’s got a giant fucking scar on his face from where the fire lord punished him for some grievous but unstated offense.
zuko “daddy issues” fire nation sees his husband to be and, despite being scared shitless, immediately begins to soften a little. like... he’s not nearly as scary as he thought he’d be. his face can be stern, but it just as easily breaks into huge smiles, and his eyes are crinkled with laughter. he’s incredibly handsome. and his biceps are. his biceps. are. his hands are...
like. zuko thinks. okay. maybe. maybe his marriage duties. won’t be so horrible as he thought. maybe he’s ready for this. and he knows what to expect, Uncle had discreetly provided him the means and the contacts to acquire an intimate education in the whirlwind of activity that was the two months before leaving. and like, once he’d gotten past the nerves, it was often even... good? or at least... not bad? he thinks that even if hakoda isn’t a professional expert, he has a certain.... je ne sais quoi, if you will.
((DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF DILF))
sokka sees his new stepfather and immediately falls in love because he’s that kind of dumb bitch. (the core of this au is that i cant breathe thinking about sokka falling in love with his hot young stepmom his age who his dad doesnt even want to fuck. like. i CANT. sokka masturbates to ‘hand caught in the washing tub’ fantasies which are even more absurd for requiring zuko to be DOING LAUNDRY. i find it so funny.)
bato watches them at the wedding feast while hakoda is very clearly trying to treat zuko as an Equal Adult Partner and mostly managing to seem like someone having a serious conversation with a seven year old about the game they’ve made up. zuko is clearly enamored with it, soaking up the attention, blushing and doing his best to Bravely Flirt, which at one point includes awkwardly attempting to feed Hakoda by hand. bato has to excuse himself to have a teary eyed giggle, hoping that Kya is in the spirit world looking down and laughing with him. he can’t resent the kid even a little bit, when hakoda is sitting there looking so incredibly fucking befuddled as to what he’s supposed to do with this star struck infant he’s legally wed to
anyways all of this... is very funny. their wedding night... is less so. zuko does not take the rejection from hakoda very well, especially because he’d been caught wanting. HE��S the one who should be rejecting hakoda. and he catastrophizes almost immediately about his potential value to the water tribe, his future treatment, that endless inescapable freezing cold loneliness is the good ending for him here... hakoda, meanwhile, drops zuko off at his home, reassuringly informs him that there’s NOTHING else expected of him and he will be well taken care of, and books it to bato’s. bato refuses to let him in on grounds of ‘you can’t sleep under the same shelter as me on your wedding night to that kid, have a fucking brain’, and he ends up crashing at sokka’s.
sokka, who had KNOWN that his dad wouldnt, but also upon seeing zuko and zuko’s awkward flirting was like... but how COULDNT he???? sokka is relieved.
the core of this fic is that i find it endlessly hilarious for zuko to try and seduce his husband while sokka simps around zuko and bato tries to be heartbroken or betrayed but mostly ends up with a giant case of hysterical schadenfreude. but the thing that CLINCHED it for me, like THE scene. several years after being married, settled into their life. they’re partners and they see each other as people. and zuko just fucking snaps one night
he just kisses him, desperate and clawing and climbing and maybe a little drunk. he knows hakoda is going to push him away, maybe even hit him, but he doesn’t care anymore, he doesn’t care. he can do anything he wants to him as long as he just-- finally does something. zuko is 21 and married to the surface of the sun and the surface of the sun jr is his best friend and clearly in love with him-- so clearly not even zuko can miss it-- and like. listen. listen. zuko is not a patient person. but he’s been patient for this. he waited and he matured and he is a fucking amazing husband and he wants this, he wants him. he wants to be wanted.
but hakoda doesn’t push him away. hakoda doesnt yell at him, or hit him. hakoda gentles the kiss into something soft and closed lipped. he pulls away slowly, and his eyes are so sad for zuko, so pitying. he strokes his cheek with the back of his hand so gently. he says, I’m sorry. I don’t want you.
and zuko daddy issues fire nation swallows
and he nods
and he leaves, even though its his own fucking house
and he knows he’s never going to be good enough
like FUUUCK i am OBSESSED WITH THAT
#long post#lmao i am NOT fucking main tagging this#op#asked and answered#i just want zuko to fall in love with hakoda and for hakoda to gently reject him#noncommittalhum
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Bathroom behind toilet storage. However, now it provides more than just a Dark theme. It contains multiple adjustable themes to make your Eclipse IDE not only prettier but also better and easier to work with. The custom icons and color schemes in the Dark mode makes the IDE, in my opinion, visually easier to read. Now you have the ability to adapt the Eclipse visuals to your. Granted, you can forgo buying Eclipse 12 — the latest version of Eclipse — and take advantage of Smart Invert to mimic a dark mode on your iPhone instead, but the feature can invert colors that shouldn't be for a less-than-desirable look. Or you can wait for a system-wide dark mode to officially arrive when the next major iOS iteration. Step 1: Go to Window - Preferences in Eclipse Luna. Step 2: Go to General - Appearance and click on Appearance. We will find the UI as given below. Step 3: To change theme, click on theme select box, and choose Dark then click on OK. The eclipse theme will be changed. I was able to do so with the following steps: Window General Appearance Theme: Dark. File Import General Preferences Browse: theme-25999.epf Finish. When you have done that go to. Window - Preferences - General - Appearance. And change the theme from GTK (or what ever it is currently) to Dark Juno (or Dark). That will change the UI to a nice dark theme but to get the complete look and feel you can get the Eclipse Color Theme plugin from eclipsecolorthemes.org.
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And cannot be eitherRESOLVED231078JEE package update to Ganymede M7RESOLVED227870icu4j jar packaged in the JavaEE install is different from the M6/M6aRESOLVED227351Need to filter out TPTP features from Mac. distributions.RESOLVED227711missing program iconRESOLVED233009JEE package configuration updatesRESOLVED234533added forgotten feature, EclipseLink Support to JEERESOLVED237424datatools doc error in JEE packageRESOLVED237425Warning logged about undefined tm.terminal commandRESOLVED23742364 bit package opens to Java PerspectiveRESOLVED235338Weird Small WindowRESOLVED235089Package is missing 'capabilities'RESOLVED265912md5 files are 'hard to read'RESOLVED250523Ganymede hangs when clicking View Error LogRESOLVED278141No build ID in about dialog of JEE 3.5rc1 packageRESOLVED276417externailize strings for jee bundleRESOLVED278142No Capabilities Preference Page in JEE 3.5rc1RESOLVED275817Eclipse says 'Java EE IDE Package' as application nameRESOLVED276415Another rev of featureRESOLVED269915New&Noteworthy for DSDP-TM missing on JEE EPP Ganymede SR2 pageRESOLVED277394remove pde from jee package or default 'on' capabilties.RESOLVED277775Some start to product customizationRESOLVED277863Missing Eclipse Icon under LinuxRESOLVED275596default workspace is wrong directoryRESOLVED275389A few language improvements for M7RESOLVED272947Addition of EclipseLink Galileo bundles to the Java EE packageRESOLVED271748There is no xsd and xsd.edit feature in the jee Galileo M6 packageRESOLVED276606DTP features should not include source, to save sizeRESOLVED278152should not jar up product pluginRESOLVED274638Problem while installing Eclipse UpdatesRESOLVED276609jst and wst features should be expandedRESOLVED275375Unusual exception logged on startupRESOLVED278145Jee 3.5rc1 has no window iconRESOLVED306624Error logged on Help > Install due to file:// repositories leaked into packageCLOSED191557Eclipse Tools for Java Enterprise Development contains too muchCLOSED277364'eclipse' symlink present in eclipse-SDK download is missing from packageCLOSED279254Welcome page links don't work without Internet ConnectivityCLOSED540983why no Eclipse IDE for Java EE Developers releases in milestone builds?CLOSED278154eclipse.ini has wrong splash screenCLOSED538661Upgrade to Eclipse 2018-09 M3 breaks SQL editor.CLOSED238541Download page doesn't detect 64 bit linux, and offers 32bit downloadCLOSED525617Eclipse Build download is failing - servers are downCLOSED278140Help contents not available in JEE 3.5rc1 packageCLOSED518583There was an eclipse platform Oxygen RC4a build, but the latest EPP is RC3.CLOSED468874Unsigned Content warning due to javax.persistence when installing JEE package with eclipse-installerCLOSED417632Rename JEE packed into 'Web Development ' ?CLOSED419334Kick PDE out of JEE packageCLOSED422747add code recommenders to jee packageCLOSED317003Ganymede-jee-64Bit-Linux-Download brokenCLOSED385028Java EE package should say it requires a 1.6 JRECLOSED338601Update JEE package with new Dali feature namesCLOSED358808EULA for the package does not match the other onesCLOSED374545javax.transaction plugin is not being loaded.CLOSED424291Cannot install remote marketplace locationsCLOSED247698RSE Terminal uses ugly fonts in JEE packageCLOSED462087The JEE package refer to outdated TM Terminal featuresCLOSED477947Unable to install SOAP UI PluginCLOSED312197WebPage Editor don´t recognize EL 2.2 method call with parameterCLOSED313517Add MPC to the JEE packageCLOSED459007Eclispe is damn slow.CLOSED435447NPE in ReadManagerCLOSED436627Fatal Error starting EclipseCLOSED436896Unusual URISyntaxException exception in log first time help is indexedCLOSED486131can't extract eclipseCLOSED
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Rockman.EXE Review Episode 5
I really like this episode, not sure... why...
Of course! There is a giant virus in this one!
Can fish stampede?
The episode opens with a shot of a mans head against the sun right outside of Yaito’s tree house. We then cut to the Net Battle taking place inside between Rockman and Gutsman.
The whole group is viewing Netto and Dekao’s battle but mostly just watching Rockman evading Gutsman’s punches. Rockman beats Gutsman with a score of 23 to 0 by throwing a Mini Bomb at Gutsman’s...
Of course, this was cutted out from the american dub, where we only see Rockman throwing the Mini Bomb and then inmediately cutting to Netto and Dekao.
But what was Rockman thinking anyway? I thought he was better than this. I do like how Roll is covering her eyes though.
The laughs dont last long as the intruder alarm goes off. The intruder is the not so misterious man from earlier, Masa-san, who gets hit in the head after opening the door with what I can just assume is a classic Japanese gag.
Quite the security system you have there Yaito.
After Masa-san introduces himself as the best fisherman in Akihara and the title card appears, Yaito tries to confront him, but instead, he just yells at her bad manners and tells Netto and the others that they are wasting valuable time playing Netbattles indoors since kids are suppouse to play outside, run, climb trees, play sports, etc. And that he is going to force them to do some training because I guess he doesnt have anything better to do, this is followed by this funny reaction from Rockman and Roll.
So Masa-san starts his training by making them “run”, during this, Meiru explains to Yaito about how Masa-san doesnt know much about technology nor does he like it. I put quotation marks on the running part because its easy to tell that they aren’t, It is until Masa-san looks back that he finds out that none of them are running.
Even when the camera only shows them from the waist up you can tell none of them are running, except maybe for Netto who is moving his arms.
This angers Masa-san and decides to get serious. We see a montage of them doing push-ups, climbing threes and escaping from sharks, you know, what normal kids do everyday.
Netto is actually doing pretty good! I dont know why Masa-san is so upset, Netto ran around the entire school in the last episode. Ok, he skated a little, but that still needs good balance and strengh.
Finally, he makes them play Baseball by attaking them with millions of fast balls.
Yaito has enough and yells at Masa-san telling him that her dad is “made of money”, Masa-san ignores her threat and throws another baseball at her, she ducks resulting on the baseball hitting Dekao.
Obviously cutted from the american dub too.
This is followed by yet another funny reaction from Rockman and Roll.
Is it strange that Rockman says that right after Dekao’s scene?
We then cut to the bad guy’s secret HQ where Dr.Wily, leader of the World Three, is playing a montage of the WWW Navis getting their butts kicked by Rockman.
And then they stare at a picture of his crotch XD
“Specially by the exact same chip combo! A Shotgun followed by a Sword?”
Wily scolds the three operators but they then tell him about a new plan they have, this time not involving any of their navis.
Their target, the Robotics fish aquarium!
As mush as I wonder how an aquarium of robotic fish would make sense, I cant help feeling that this couple walked in from a diferent anime.
Maybe they’re just too generic.
Jelly viruses begin to appear inside the aquarium’s server and this causes the robotic fish to go crazy, but at least the damage is contained, right?
Meanwile, we cut back to Netto and his friends all tired out from Masa-sans training, he gives them some fish snacks and decides to tell them some fun fish facts while they eat.
He even brougth flash cards. Masa-san tells them that eating well, playing well and learning well is the key to success. Something Netto doesnt really believe but Rockman sure seems to.
Would you also explain to me how can they be alive if they dont have brains? Or a heart?
After Netto freaks out after seeing a robotic flying fish actually flying in front of him, we see that the whole city has been taken over by the the robotic fishes from the aquarium, who can now fly for some reason.
Ok, that giant octopus makes sense as a robot, but what about the rest of the fish?
As fars as I know, the robotic fish only cause damage by crashing into things, just like a big tuna was about to do with Netto and friends when Masa-san quickly saves them in a scene that was cutted halfway in the american dub.
After Masa-san tells them the damage that species of tuna could’ve done, even as a robot, Rockman tells Netto to plug him into the network so he can go to the aquariums server with Glyde to see whats going on.
Why Glyde? Why can they access the aquarium server through the Net? Why does the robotic tuna have a skelleton? So many questions today.
Netto and Yaito find a payphone and plug-in, showing us Yaitos official plug-in sequence.
They arrive at the server to see that something strange is going on and Rockman spots a fin like object moving in the floor.
The fin attacks them revealing a shark like navi jumping out of the floor. After dodging the attack, Rockman lands on some weak panels making him fall through the floor where he discovers that there is an underground lake infested with Jelly viruses.
The World Three is watching everything from their giant monitor, they recognize the blue Navi and order the viruses to attack him.
The Jelly viruses attack Rockman by launching themselves at him while Glyde can only watch from above.
Glyde can only tell Yaito to tell Netto that Rockman is in trouble, but at the same time, the whole group is being chased by a robotic shark.
After Masa-san proves once again that his knowledge on fish is very useful we cut back to Rockman still being attacked by the Jellies. He finally has enough and dodges a few Jellies before leaping out of the water landing right next to Glyde.
However, the viruses merge together forming a giant Jelly that surfaces.
We cut back to Netto and the others who are cornered by the robotic shark, Netto is frustrated because he needs to get to the aquariums server to save Rockman, Masa-san unsderstands his strugle and throws himself as bait to lure the shark away.
As the group run to the aquarium, the Jelly virus is evading all of Rockman’s shots until it suddently grabs him.
This doesnt look good but I swear, this isnt THAT kind of anime!
Netto and the others arrived at the aquarium but are stopped by a giant robotic squid blocking the entrance, this doesnt really stop Netto though as he quickly passes the giant squid and locates the aquarium server.
He frees Rockman by sending him the Sword battle chip but unfortunately the virus regenerates itself and attacks Rockman and Glyde with the “tsunami” attack.
Netto begins to freak out since his chips can’t beat the tsunami attack until something is suddently thrown next to him.
I would be wondering why is Rockmans image in the chip, but I guess they dont see this in the show.
The new chip is the “Elec Sword”, Elec meaning “Denki” in japanese as Netto figures out the weakness of the Jelly virus.
Netto sends the newly aquired battle chip to Rockman and tells him that the virus’s weakness is electricity. Rockman tries to aim the sword at the Jelly virus but it wont stay still. Suddently, the shark navi from before leaps out of the water and tackles the giant virus from behind, giving Rockman the chance to attack.
Rockman uses the Elec Sword in a super powerful way that deletes the Jelly virus in one hit, virtually telling the World Three to suck it!
I love their faces XD
After the Jelly is defeated, the strange Navi from before introduces himself as Sharkman. Just that, no operator name, no explanation of why he was there or what he was trying to do or why he attacked them earlier.
Rockman says that with his help he was able to delete the virus, but Sharkman only points out that Rockman wasn’t strong enough to win by himself and bids him goodbye before loggin out.
The sun is setting and Netto returns victorious to his friends who were waiting outside the aquarium, Yaito asks him how did he find out the virus’s weakness and Netto explains after literally having a flashback of Masa-san’s lesson about the Jellyfish.
I would expect that kind of logic from pokemon, not from a show where computer viruses have elemental weaknesses that work like in real life.
After a nice group laugh, Netto remembers about the strange object where he got the Elec Sword.
Well, it looks like a fish bone, and a Navi named Sharkman was in the server, so I’d say it was someone who is obsessed with fish, like Masa-san.
But of course it cant be Masa-san because everybody knows he doesnt own a PET. Besides, he is busy ending the episode while standing on a robotic shark that somehow got impailed on top of a tower.
This is really how the episode ends.
My thoughts?
It was a really fun episode and very educative, even if it was about fish, it was Masa-sans time to shine and if you’ve played the game you’ll know that Sharkman is actually Masa’s navi.
Masa was but an optional boss along with Saloma and Miyuki in the first game, its good to see he has a better role in the anime. But if Masa-san doesnt like technology and doesnt have a PET, then why was Sharkman in this episode? Even before playing the games I was really confused, who was Sharkman? Is he good or bad? and why would he look like a good Navi for Masa-san? This is the kind of episode the keeps you thinking, I knew there had to be a conection between both characters!
This is also the first time we see the three WWW operators together and not just talking with Wily through a monitor. And I must say that their interaction with eachother wasnt what I imagined.
It was fun to watch them argue and their reactions when they recognized Rockman and after they lost to him again.
I enjoyed the animation and it was a nice change to the Rockman vs a Navi formula we’ve seen before. The dynamic of the battle and how viruses can also be as dangerous as a WWW Navi. Seeing Rockman underwater, how the viruses merge after he jumps out of the water, its reaction to the Elec Sword and how it only decides to grab Rockman instead of Glyde because he was an actual threat.
Speaking of Glyde, he was compleately pointless in this episode, all he did was stand there watching Rockman do all the work, commentating and informing Netto that he was in trouble, I guess this was another way of having Yaito grow closer to the group, but what was Glyde’s excuse? That he is not built for battle? We’ve seen him bust viruses before!
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Chanyeol presses himself into the wall corner as a server passes through with a steaming iron plate in tow. He can feel the heat radiate right against his apron clad crotch and he holds back a whimper.
Whoever said working at EXO Korean BBQ house was easy clearly lied. Then again no one told him that. It’s Chanyeol’s fourth day as a runner and one thing he’s learned is that the floor is definitely a battlefield, a dimly illuminated in blue lights battlefield with each table armed with tongs and scissors as they throw their raw meat of choice onto the circular grill and watch it sizzle as the smoke rises and engulfs half the restaurant with fumes from the all-you-can-eat Korean barbeque goodness. They dine like kings seated upon white leather seated booths, employees their bitches for the night as they yell their order left and right. It’s loud in there after all. Deafening decimals of the top 40 booming, or when it’s near closing, trap music. It’s busy. Completely overwhelming. Chanyeol’s never really been too coordinated to begin with. He finds himself on his toes every second.
Upon finally deeming it safe to remove himself from becoming one with the side station, he finds the lapse in his judgment too late and nearly crashes into another coworker decked out in the all black button up collared dress shirt they all have to wear. BAEKHYUN, his name tag reads. He’s a rather pretty little thing with kohl rimmed eyes and soft looking dyed blonde hair. But then –
“Say corner next time,” he hisses, shoving Chanyeol deliberately with a bony shoulder.
“Got it,” Chanyeol winces with a pained smile. Sheesh.
Six more hours to go…
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His break comes as a small miracle in life. It’s basically closing when Suho, the manager, pulls him aside, floor plan in hand.
“Go on your thirty.”
Chanyeol nods. He ignores his reflection staring back at him in the spectacles of the polite well-mannered yet just as aggressive as everyone else manager. He knew he looked like a hot mess, oil spills on his shirt and apron. What once was a youtube tutorial attempt at an updo probably a chaotic mop of hair on top of his head, black bangs sweaty and his forehead shiny with gel. You could honestly cook some Korean bbq on his face by this point… for free.
The fresh air of the outside world feels like heaven. Chanyeol takes a deep breath. It was dark out, and it’s probably way colder than it feels, but the restaurant is a nonstop overheated smoky pit of bulgogi and kalbi fumes, making the temperature outside beyond refreshing in comparison.
Chanyeol’s feet are killing him even as he sits on curb. The parking lot is still full and he sees customers walking in despite them basically reaching closing time. This establishment never turns away anyone though, so even at 11 o clock they accept business with open albeit aching arms.
It must be the longest time he hasn’t touched his phone in one day. He pulls it out of his backpack and sees a few snaps from Jongin. The fool’s drinking while studying for midterms. Chanyeol shakes his head a small smile on his face when he hears a loud bang from the kitchen back door behind him.
Out comes Baekhyun, apronless for once. Chanyeol’s never seen him without the apron, and he can’t help but check out his figure, tight black slacks hugging his noticeably shapely hips and slim thighs. He forces himself to look up before he becomes known as a creeper.
“Hi.” He greets somewhat scared because Baekhyun wasn’t exactly the friendliest person on the planet.
“What.” Baekhyun snaps at the same time he pulls a personal bottle of what looks like Hennessey from who knows where. He chugs it as Chanyeol blinks in shock and mild amazement. What a baddie.
“Um.”
“Are you gonna snitch?” Baekhyun drawls but shows no fear. His pink lips are wet. The light from the back of the building highlight him in an almost dramatic way. “Or did you want some?”
Chanyeol seriously goes over his options for a second. Accept and be a badass or refuse and basically write pussy BITCH on his forehead.
“Yeah sure.”
He gets up to his full height of 6 feet 2 inches. Baekhyun looks up at him and it’s the first time Chanyeol feels like he’s actually being seen as a person instead of a runner noob.
Baekhyun looks impressed himself, handing him the personal.
Chanyeol chugs it mindlessly trying hard to be cool but damn near chokes when he remembers how disgusting Hennessey was when warm and worse, no chase. He’s trying not to grimace but the laugh that comes out of Baekhyun’s mouth confirms his failure. He cant help but feel a little good about himself that he got Baekhyun to laugh though, or maybe it was the hot alcohol going down his throat and his body reacting immediately after not eating for almost 12 hours.
“Thank you.” Chanyeol breathes, wiping at his mouth. Baekhyun takes another swig killing the little bottle.
“You owe me.” Is all he says with a handsome smirk before walking back in leaving chanyeol buzzed and suddenly feeling the cold.
By the time he’s over Baekhyun’s laugh, his thirty is up.
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“Hey.”
Chanyeol’s grabbed roughly by the arm, no introduction no explanation, and dragged to section one – the godforsaken high-tops near the host stand.
Baekhyun lets go but not before shoving a broom and dustpan into Chanyeol’s hands.
“Clean my section for me,” Baekhyun orders, looking up at Chanyeol with an expectant look of sorts.
“Uh,” Chanyeol starts.
“It’s simple. Degrease the bowls, degrease the tables, sanitize it, sanitize the chairs and chair legs, wipe down the light and wooden panels, then sweep and mop the floor,” Baekhyun lists and Chanyeol has to seriously wonder if Baekhyun even knew what the word ‘simple’ meant. Before he can dwell too long Baekhyun finishes with a passive aggressive, “You owe me remember?”
Wow. Baekhyun really came to collect within an hour time frame. Is that how it was at this place?
“Okay,” Chanyeol agrees accepting his fate. That miniscule shot of heem wasn’t worth it to be honest. Like Chanyeol was buzzed for twenty minute then it went away.
Baekhyun steps closer. “Are you mad?”
“No!” Chanyeol splutters.
“Good,” Baekhyun smiles with satisfaction. “Don’t forget to do the set up. Plates, napkins, chopsticks.” Baekhyun retreats to the side station in two steps and comes back with a utensil in each hand. “Scissors and tongs. Got it?”
“Okay,” Chanyeol nods feeling tired already.
“Have a good night,” Baekhyun trails off, squinting at Chanyeol’s nametag. “Chanyeol.” He adds as if acknowledging Chanyeol indeed had a name makes the situation any better. Hearing him say his name did send a strangely delightful chill up Chanyeol’s spine though. “Bye.”
He leaves without wasting another second.
Chanyeol sighs, staring at the mess that is section one. Other people already look halfway done with their cleaning. Loud ratchet music is blasting from the speakers and everyone seems to be chilling but Chanyeol doesn’t know anyone and it seems people here aren’t too interested in getting to know fresh meat.
He gets to work, pulling on gloves after finally locating where they were stored to begin with. He regrets not bringing his earphones because the trap playlist was really not what he needed right now.
It’s been half an hour and he’s only on grill number two at table eleven. Chanyeol’s not sure if he’s slow af and sucks at this or if everyone else were just born with god given grill cleaning talent. It was probably a little of both.
He senses someone’s presence behind him right when he sees a shadow loom onto the table.
“Ha.”
Chanyeol turns around curious as to who decided to give him the time of day.
It’s a tall boy. He looks young with gaunt facial features and a big nose, but a baby face. He’s pretty cute like all the servers, Chanyeol guesses they all had to be attractive to work here however shallow that sounds. This particular staff member’s sleepy eyes are full of amusement and his black hair rocks high school style bangs making him look even younger.
“Yes?” Chanyeol prompts unsurely as the guy proceeds to just linger.
“He better be paying you for that,” he says.
Chanyeol finally notices his nametag – Sehun, it reads.
“What do you mean,” Chanyeol asks slowly.
“Baekhyun. Making you his bitch and all. Cleaning his section and stuff,” Sehun flicks a piece of kalbi bone off the table. “He should tip you out for it.”
“Oh.” Chanyeol doesn’t know why but his face burns at this. Is he really Baekhyun’s bitch? Why did he strangely have no problem with that? He shakes his head, “No it’s cool. I owed him a favor.”
“Already?” Sehun looks genuinely surprised. “You’ve barely been here twenty four hours.”
“It’s my fourth shift actually.”
“Exactly.” Sehun purses his lips as he nods. “Tell you what. I’ll help you clean once I’m done with my section but only if you personal run for me tomorrow.”
“Personal run?”
“Yeah. Wait do you even work tomorrow?”
Chanyeol thinks for a moment, summoning a mental image of his schedule into his mind. “Yeah.” He confirms. “Four to close.”
“Perfect! It’s busy on Saturdays and Suho doesn’t break me til 12am that fuck,” Sehun pouts a little. “I definitely need a runner if I want to make decent take home.”
Chanyeol’s never run for anyone before, mainly floor running with no designated server to attend to. Picking up empty plates off tables and clearing the expo line until it was time to go home. He still hasn’t mastered the art of carrying two trays which is pretty pathetic seeing as he is one of the taller workers and should be swole. Coming out with one tray looks sad.
“I’m down. I’ll be your runner,” Chanyeol confirms with finality and a genuine smile. Alas, someone was treating him like one of humankind!
Sehun grins back at him. “Sweet. I’ma teach you all you need to know.”
“Gee thanks!”
“I gotchu,” Sehun does the finger gun thing. “Baekhyun’s gonna be so jealous.” He snickers but before Chanyeol could ask what he means for the second time in barely a minute, goes on, “I’ma go finish up the plates, then I’ll be back to help you.”
“Thanks man.” Chanyeol says again, truly grateful.
Sehun does the finger thing once more and walks away, half twerking to ‘slob on my knob’ that booms loudly over the stereo.
--
Chanyeol can’t help but feel awkward hovering around section six as Sehun goes table to table taking orders. ‘Table touching’ he had called it. He squats to talk to customers, being tall as a teenage tree and all. Chanyeol takes note to do the same when he finally gets to be a server.
He observes the sweet eye-smile Sehun almost robotically has on his face like a mask. With every word he says to the guests, the smile is there. Then the moment’s over and Sehun rushes him to the side.
“I just fucking got slammed the host is such a cunt,” Sehun whispers loudly. “Tao’s lucky I got side and sauce setups or I’d beat his ass.” Sehun takes a deep breath appearing to do some practiced meditation breathing as Chanyeol sends a prayer to whoever this Tao guy is. “Anyway, here’s a list. You memorized the table numbers right?”
Chanyeol wants to say he barely gave the four by two section map a spare glance opting to inconspicuously peek at the written numbers on the table but nods instead. “Yup.” He says confidently.
“Awesome.” Sehun rips a piece of paper from his notepad. “Thirteen rice total and don’t forget the forks and all that extra shit these bitches asked for.”
“Okay.” Chanyeol can barely comprehend Sehun’s chicken scratch handwriting but okay.
Sehun salutes him, patting him on the shoulder. “Thanks hyung.”
Feeling good about himself at the respectful term, Chanyeol gets to work.
The first slam is a breeze. Twenty minutes in, Sehun pulls Chanyeol aside again and gestures to the section much in the way Mufasa did in the Lion King when he was explaining Pride Rock.
“You see this? This is the chill stage. Everyone’s chilling,” he dramatically points at random guests. “She’s chilling. He’s chilling. They’re chilling so we’re chilling,” Sehun smiles looking like a proud father. “They got their first round of meats and their drinks,” he pauses, squinting at a cloud of smoke. “Actually. Have you ever changed a grill before?
“No…” Chanyeol answers slowly secretly hoping it would never have to come to this. Grill changing anxiety was real.
Sehun claps a hand on his shoulder.
“You gon learn today.”
It’s a terrifying experience, being in control of people’s lives by the burning hot grill in your hands, trying to make sure no dumbass accidentally touches it or moves in the way. You gotta be a hundred and one percent aware of your surroundings. Chanyeol now understands why most servers yelling hot grill look intense and stressed, near death experiences and all.
The new grill slams down atop the burner and the customers are amazed. Chanyeol’s amazed at himself too.
“Thank you!” They say enthusiastically. Chanyeol smiles as beads of nervous sweat form and drip down his face.
“HOT GRILLLLLLLLLLLLLL.” He screeches as he walks. “Hotgrillhotgrillhotgrill CORNER.” He makes it to the dish pit and drops off the grill. Success, he thinks.
When he turns around, Baekhyun’s leaning against the wall, sipping on his straw with what looks to be soda. Or it could be Hennessey again who knows.
“Good job,” Baekhyun tells him but despite the compliment sounds sarcastic as hell.
Chanyeol nods in a half bow and rushes out. Damn Baekhyun looked good. He must have just clocked in because he was sans apron and full view of sexy hips and – Chanyeol chances a double take and yep. Baekhyun had a nice ass. It wasn’t really a surprise. All his personality traits just screamed ‘I can act like this because I have a nice ass’.
When nine pm rolls around, Chanyeol’s previous assumption that things would slow down is shoved down his throat. The wait is at two hours, the lobby is swamped, no one’s gone on their break, and Chanyeol doesn’t even have time to spare to take a much needed piss.
Sehun’s warped into a military commander, barking orders with a hot flush on his face and sleeves rolled all the way up.
“Tao’s slamming me for fun,” Sehun pants, eyes narrowed to slits, pretending his hands are binoculars as he glares straight into Tao’s being at the host stand. “That asshole. There’s other sections open too you know but he doesn’t care. Too lazy to walk to the other side of the damn restaurant. Ugh, fuck this shit.” Sehun looks on the verge of an emotional breakdown. Chanyeol feels bad that he couldn’t make things easier for him. As far as hes concerned runners are there to allow the server more time with their tables.
“I’m sorry,” Chanyeol apologizes.
“Nah you’re good. We’re just understaffed. Like severely understaffed. No one’s bussing the tables. No one’s changing the grills fast enough. And last but not least, no one’s running the food. When the kitchen gets backed up, we’re all fucked.” Sehun looks at his ipad. “It’s been more than ten minutes. I gotta get table sixty five’s meats. Shit, I haven’t even gotten their drinks yet. Can you grab them some waters at the bar?”
“Got it!”
Chanyeol’s never actually gotten drinks for tables before. He’s never even met the bartender. The bar zone is another battlefield altogether. A bunch of drinks are on the black mats atop the red marble counter. Tickets are sloppily stuck on the side of the glass, labeling the drink, server name, table, and even the time. Some are from twenty minutes ago. That wasn’t good. Chanyeol moves into action, grabbing six water glasses and puts them on the circular tray, praying he won’t drop this shit as soon as he runs it.
He’s pouring the water and ice, half missing as he tries to multi task and shove straws into each cup.
When he’s done with the pitchers, a dark looming presence that’s impressive from a rather short guy makes itself known.
“Are you not capable of the simple task of placing empty pitchers to the right side of the bar?” Kyungsoo, his name tag reads, apparently the bartender, says calmly but with a cut throat icy tone. His big eyes beat Chanyeol’s own wide ones.
“My bad.” Chanyeol says distractedly nearly spilling a glass of water.
“Put the empty pitchers on the right side of the bar.”
Chanyeol does as he told and gets another scolding. “My right,” Kyungsoo emphasizes.
Chanyeol wants badly to answer back because he did not clarify that but he bites his tongue and does as he’s told.
He barely hears a ‘behind you’ of a familiar voice as he’s lifting his tray of glasses and if Baekhyun hadn’t swerved left when Chanyeol turned around a full on wet collision would have taken place.
“I said behind you,” Baekhyun snaps at him.
Chanyeols pouting now, tired of getting yelled at. “I didn’t hear you.” He says under his breath not making eye contact.
“Then fucking listen next time. Your ears are big enough.”
Chanyeol’s taken aback at the unsolicited insult. R00d, he thinks.
He miraculously makes it back to section six without spilling his tray, and drops the drinks off at 65.
They’re a group of young guys around their early 20’s all dressed fashionably in snapbacks and hoodies. There’s a few bottles of soju and giant Hite bottles already on their table despite having just got seated not too long ago. Must have started drinking during the wait time.
“Yo thanks!” One of them with bunny teeth and an innocent boy-next-door face whoops. Buzzed, Chanyeol observes.
“No problem.”
“Are you a server too?”
“Where’s Sehun?”
“I’m hungry!”
“Is Jin hyung working today?”
Chanyeol’s bombarded with questions and suddenly feels overwhelmed. Maybe he isn’t suited for server life. Having to actually be constantly interacting with tables no with strangers basically... hungry strangers. Drunk strangers.
“Sehun’s getting your food, guys.” Chanyeol says politely. “And I’m not sure who Jin hyung is. Sorry.”
“Aw man! No hooks up today.”
“It’s his birthday!”
“Can you sing for him?”
“Shut the fuck up!” the one who’s birthday it apparently was hisses. He’s a really pale slim guy on the very end of the booth near Chanyeol. He seems to be consumed by his oversized black hoodie and looks miserable but chill at the same time.
“But Yoongi-hyung! You get pineapples!”
“I loathe pineapples, Jimin.”
Jimin frowns as ‘Yoongi hyung’ stabs at a spicy radish banchan.
Another male on the opposite of the end of the booth tugs at Chanyeol’s sleeve. His melanin is popping and he’s got a video game character slash manga boy look about him along with a quite charming box shaped smile. “Can you guys sing for him later? His name is Yoongi, say he’s turning 87 years old.”
“I can hear you, Taehyung,” Yoongi seethes. “I’m not 87 years old.”
“Then stop acting like it!”
Chanyeol finds himself with the plastered on robotic smile like Sehun earlier and finally understands why. Customers be so needy and they all talk at once! He couldn’t imagine what it’d be like if it was a bigger party, or when they were ordering side dishes. Shudder. He wishes badly for Sehun to pop up and take him away from all this… this… customer service.
“Don’t mind them. They’ve had a few,” a smooth voice from the far end of the table says. This guy looks more mature and notably more sober than the others. His silver hair peeks out beneath a black beanie with the letters RM. “Just checking up but no rush or nothing, do you know if our food’s coming? We’re famished.”
“Oh! Yeah lemme go check in the kitchen for you.” Chanyeol’s right about to flee the scene when he sees Sehun approaching with 2 trays in hand. Full hands in full hands out yo. He passes one to Chanyeol and steps into the limelight.
“Hey guys! Sorry about that! I had to run some food but I’m back and I got your order! Yay!” Sehun drops the food one by one with lightning speed. “Beef bulgogi, double order brisket, beef belly, and spicy calamari.” He turns gracefully and grabs at the food in Chanyeol’s tray. “Also the appetizers, popcorn chicken, fried calamari and japchae.”
Jimin is about to open his mouth to say something but Sehun cuts him off. “Don’t worry your soondooboois on the way. Just about 5 min, okay? They gotta make sure the soup is nice and hot for you! Sorry about that!”
“No, it’s okay! Thank you!”
Sehun walks Chanyeol away and sighs. “Thanks for taking care of them. Theyre regulars. Young but they tip pretty fat. Rare for millenials let me tell you that. Jin’s friends though. Before you ask, Jin’s main cashier. He’s off today. I’m surprised he’s not with them – ”
“— it’s the Yoongi guy’s 87th birthday.” Chanyeol blurts before he forgets.
Sehun laughs. “Oh god. He’s gonna kill us for singing. I’m so excited. This is gonna be fun. I’ma send in the pineapples in about 45 minutes.”
“Why pineapples?”
“We don’t have any birthday specials here but we do give a free plate of pineapples and sing.”
“Oh.”
“It’s better than nothing.” Sehun shrugs. “Anyway, once I get those, I want you to ask everyone available to do a birthday for us.”
“Copy that.” Chanyeol salutes. Sehun grins.
“You’re doing great by the way.”
Chanyeol grins back.
--
Time passes differently inside EXO Korean BBQ house. One second it’s five pm the next it’s been three and a half hours. It’s a bit insane and almost feels like Chanyeol is in a whole other world completely. Hence, the forty five minutes until the birthday comes in the blink of an eye.
The adrenaline rush is definitely hitting Chanyeol by this point.
Sehun’s been reminding him a catchy but kinda lame ‘teamwork really makes the dreamwork’ with every checkbook he obsessively opens once the table is out the door, never failing to grin borderline maniacally at the 25% tip they’ve been getting.
“Bless,” Sehun cheers. “Suho better give me a strawberry soju cocktail for this.”
Chanyeol laughs. “I wouldn’t mind that either.”
“Yeah sure you deserve a shot! You’ve done well Yeollie. Can I call you that? Do people call you that?”
“Not really but it’s fine.” Tbh Chanyeol hated that nickname bc wtf. “As long as I get to call you Sehunnie.”
“Nevermind.”
They share another laugh and then lo and a behold, a random fellow server pops out.
“Hi Chen.” Sehun chirps. “Whatcha got there?”
“Your birthday pineapples, bitch.”
“Damn you stay on them birthday pineapples.”
“Well when you got vocals such as I then yes. You never know when you’ll get discovered and if it’s through singing happy birthday at a restaurant then so be it,” his finely chiseled jawbones are more pronounced as a foxy grin spreads across his face. He turns to Chanyeol. “Hi. Don’t believe we’ve met. New guy right?”
“Yeah that’s me. New guy.”
“Ha you’re funny. I like you, new guy.”
“Watch out. He says that to everyone he think he can take advantage and manipulate into doing his dirty work,” Sehun warns playing around on his ipad.
“Hey!” Chen interjects. Chanyeol grins, feeling more at home and part of the EXO fam now. It was a good feeling.
“Anyway. Birthday time. Get like two or three more people, okay? And maybe a clean grill so you can bang on that shit and get everyone’s fucking attention.” Sehun dictates.
“On my way.”
Chanyeol speeds around the restaurant looking for non-busy folks. Fail – everyone basically says no or ignores him when he asks, sad face. Alright then, so maybe not quite part of the EXO fam yet.
He bumps into Baekhyun unintentionally. A cute shocked ‘ah!’ leaves Baekhyun’s mouth, and seriously it’s so cute but almost sexual that Chanyeol’s face burns. Wild, wild thoughts.
“Say ‘behind you’!” Baekhyun practically shouts at him looking scandalized. Chanyeol just stares, a bit flabbergasted at the feisty little thing Baekhyun was. A loud huff. “What do you want?”
“Birthday?” Chanyeol finally remembers his mission in life.
“Ugh,” Baekhyun rolls his eyes. “Fine. Come on.”
Chanyeol can’t help the big goofy smile on his face at Baekhyun actually agreeing to do something nice for him well technically for Sehun but still. Progress, people.
They weave through the crowd of servers and customers alike with the grace of a seasoned employee. For once in Chanyeol’s life his clumsy demeanor is absent. Maybe actually putting a conscious effort to stop fucking up was all it took. Or maybe motivation. He stares at Baekhyun’s fluffy blonde hair and swears he can catch a whiff of mild sweet cologne. Of course Baekhyun probably had magical powers to still remain bulgogi and kalbi scent free even halfway through his shift. This guy was just way too attractive for his own good. Chanyeol is wondering ridiculously what his zodiac sign is when Baekhyun abruptly stops.
Chanyeol crashes right into him just as Baekhyun throws his hand behind him to stop Chanyeol albeit a little too late. His hand lands directly where the sun don’t shine, against Chanyeol’s groin or in Layman terms – full on dick smack. Ouch.
Chanyeol groans, low and pained and would very much like to keel over at his premature demise, but with the intertia still in full effect, he stumbles into Baekhyun’s shoulder instead. This brings him right against Baekhyun’s ass and despite just getting hit down there, feels his cock twitch as blood rushes down. Oh no noono.
“Can you watch out?” Baekhyun asks as if it was his fault and blatantly ignoring what he had done to Chanyeol’s family jewels.
“I am sorry.” Chanyeol dryheaves, seeing stars.
Still in the midst of getting it together, Chanyeol sees a server in front of Baekhyun pulling back after replacing a burnt grill from the table right in front of them. So that’s what caused this random traffic jam in the first place. Then Baekhyun’s peering back at him.
“Are you okay?” Baekhyun asks with an amused smirk.
“Yeah, I’m fine.” He’s not.
Baekhyun looks down for a brief moment then back up into Chanyeol’s eyes again. “That was your thing wasn’t it?”
OH my god, Chanyeol thinks. Is he seriously asking that right now?! Freakin’ specifically and shit? Chanyeol doesn’t know what to say! And he’s sure his face is red as a tomato.
“I – it – “
Baekhyun laughs again. The second time Chanyeol’s got him to and the 77% chance of never being able to have children due to untimely hot grill induced dick smacks seems worth it.
“Well get used to it,” Baekhyun advises. “It happens a lot here.”
Chanyeol has no idea why the hell that is a thing that happens a lot here and truthfully that’s a little scare and almost enough to make him turn in his two weeks but then Baekhyun’s snickering giving Chanyeol reason to believe this little shit was just fucking with him. Heck, that was probably on purpose. They finally make it to section six, Chanyeol speechless the whole way not trusting himself to not blurt out WHY YOU HIT MY DICK and dramatically explain it has feelings too, you know.
Sehun, Chen and a few others have already appeared to have gathered around table sixty five.
“FINALLY!” Sehun shouts.
“Shut up,” Baekhyun says with no bite.
“His name is Yoongi,” Sehun tells everyone then they’re in a single file line of tall men in black looking like a squad. Gang gang.
Sehun suddenly bends down and brings his hand to his mouth as he booms,
“Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we got a birthday.”
“AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE GOT A BIRTHDAY!” the rest of group echos almost deafeningly. Table sixty joins in, cheering madly looking incredibly shit faced.
“Hey everyone we got a birthday in the house. His name is Yoongi and he’s turning 87 years old today!” the crowd laughs as Yoongi looks absolutely livid, mortified, and tipsy all at the same time. He sinks down into his seat. Sehun’s got the pineapples in front of him and three hands reach out with torch lighters lighting up almost comically. “Let’s all sing him happy birthday!”
Chanyeol thinks he’s singing loud but it’s drowned out by the whole crowd. It’s a bit moving, hearing everyone sing. Strangers who don’t even know you all singing and helping you feel special on your birthday. It was making Chanyeol weirdly sentimental. The added ‘WOO’ with every line also made it fun and silly. Chen apparently wasn’t lying about his vocal skills. Hella extra but damn. People were loving it even as he did an unsolicited high note of Yoongi’s name in the background for no real reason.
Chanyeol’s enjoying the whole scene unfolding when he finally hears Baekhyun singing. If he wasn’t already sprung off his ass for the guy he would be now. Even though it’s quite a ruckus in there, he can clearly hear him and if that wasn’t the loveliest sound he’s heard in his life... he doesn’t realize he’s staring, captivated, until Baekhyun turns his head and catches his gaze.
His eyes are lit up from all the flames of the torch lighters, red orange embers dancing in his dark irises and Chanyeol cannot fathom how anyone can be so heartstoppingly divine. He’s effortlessly gorgeous and he’s more beautiful than the moment.
Its over too fast. There’s yelling, clapping, some howling and a random ass Lil Jon style YEEEEEEEEEEA-YUHHHHHHHHHH.
The rest of the servers disperse just as quickly as they assimilated.
Sehun’s just finished having a conversation with table sixty five – all chanyeol heard was soju cocktails on the house – and then he finds himself huddled in a nearby corner, Sehun on his left and Baekhyun on his right.
“How is he?” Baekhyun asks Sehun, and Chanyeol realizes he’s referring to him but straight up acting like he wasn’t there.
Sehun gives a thumbs up with no hesitation. “Good! He’s good.”
“Hm,” Baekhyun doesn’t look convinced. “I wouldn’t know. Never had him.”
“Yet!” Sehun gestures almost lazily at Chanyeol. “Do you want him?”
The question is about serving and running but geez it sounds weird and questionable and makes Chanyeol’s cheeks burn a little at the words if taken out of context.
“I’m good,” Baekhyun says flippantly, but then he moves up against Chanyeol, real close, so close it brings his soft looking lips millimeters away from Chanyeol’s collar as he looks up at him. “He’s all yours.”
Chanyeol can’t meet his gaze, his eyes drop to those kissable lips, he can’t stop staring at them. Baekhyun licks said lips, wetting them probably because its’ so smoky in here so they had a tendency to get chapped but haha was that not sexual as fuck? Or so help me. Or help Chanyeol. Yeah Chanyeol needs help. Baekhyun’s really making him question his morals because his presence alone is enough to get Chanyeol junior stirring in the confines of his slacks.
“You owe me again.” Is all Baekhyun says but in a quite voice intended for only Chanyeol to hear. Then he’s walking away without sparing him another glance.
Chanyeol feels frozen to the spot but hot all over.
God, Baekhyun…. He was so damn fine, fuhhhhhhhhh. FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
“Soooooooooooo,” Sehun raises an eyebrow slowly, arms crossed, seemingly picking up on the thicc sexual tension lingering in the air. “Wanna run for him?”
“Huh?” Chanyeol’s still out of it.
“Baekhyun. He doesn’t like to admit it but he needs a runner sometimes. I seen his section burning because he’s too busy flirting with customers.” Sehun picks at a fingernail.
“What makes you think I want to run for him?” Chanyeol gets defensive, feeling a bit ashamed at being so easy to read.
Sehun rolls his eyes. “Please like I haven’t seen the way you look at him. He’s got the same effect on half the human population.”
“Are you saying I look at him?”
“Yes, Sherlock Holmes.”
“I don’t look at him,” Chanyeol denies hurriedly.
“Relax,” Sehun laughs. “I’m not gonna tell him. Though he probably already knows. But I can request Suho to put you on the floor plan as a runner for him.”
“Would that really be a good idea…”
“Sure! One of the things about EXO, is we are one! There’s no front of the house or back of the house we are all one. We like to make sure we’re a team and that we can work well together. This will be the perfect opportunity to develop a good relationship with Baekhyun hyung. He’s an amazing server. He makes the most tips every shift. You can learn a lot from him.”
Develop a good relationship? Chanyeol’s got different things in mind. Shit. nooo. Can’t think that way. Unresolved sexual tension will not help this situation.
“I don’t know... he doesn’t seem to like me very much.” Chanyeol sighs piling up a few empty plates.
“Nonsense!” Sehun booms throwing his hand up for emphasis and nearly smacking a guest in the face as he does so. He leans closer. “I’ve seen the way he looks at you too.” He winks and goes back to table touching.
Chanyeol bites his lip, eyes searching for Baekhyun through the busy bustling restaurant. His heart stops, then skips several beats and refuses to go back to normal when he sees the object of his desire staring back.
--
Chanyeol goes home that night with more than house tip. His first runner tip out. Sehun had been generous. Fifty bucks is pretty good for a tip out. Most runners only get 10% but Sehun said he had kicked ass and was a natural and I quote ‘would be serving in no time.’
Jongin’s still up at their shared one bedroom. He’s in the living room which is technically his area of the apartment, six beers deep, still in his pajamas, and playing Monster Hunter.
“Yo.”
“Whaddup.”
“Tired as shit,” Chanyeol kicks off his shoes.
“You smell like straight up Korean samgyubsal dude,” Jongin scrunches his nose.
“And you smell like bad life decisions,” Chanyeol eyes the empty pack of beer and the half full bottle of jameson. “What’s the occasion?”
“Midterms over. Got a D. I’m celebrating.” Jongin shrugs. “Wanna join me?”
“Wow you finally got the D.”
“That joke is as old as your virginity.”
“I am not – “
Okay, but he is. Was it weird??? He’s like twenty four… he may have never had a real relationship before but that doesn’t mean something was wrong with him! Was it his fault if his three focuses in life growing up was family, school, and gaming?! ‘Scuse him if he never took the time to hoe around. Matter of fact, a lot of girls and even guys found Chanyeol attractive. Things just… never worked out. And and and it’s not like he was a pure holy virgin angel nun or something! No he’s seen a boobie or two. He’s definitely kissed before; drunken make outs reign supreme in the formative college years. So yeah! He was like Mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz. Innocent, but not thaaaaaaaaat innocent... or something. Damn, it’s hard to defend his honor. Deciding vehemently in his mind, this was HIS choice and it’s totally normal and ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE HIM and he’s actually lucky because he is waiting for someone special, Chanyeol gets back to the subject at hand. DRINKING. Chanyeol doesn’t know why the hell not he wouldn’t. His body is aching all over and the exhaustion is starting to set in. A beer or two sounded wonderful. He opts to take a quick shower to get the stench of bulgogi off him but the quick shower turns in to a twenty minute jacking off session.
Dark eyes, light hair, the hottest piece of ass he’s ever seen…
And an aggressive but beautiful and intoxicating Baekhyun telling Chanyeol to fuck him harder.
“Ah fuck,” Chanyeol hisses as he comes everywhere. What a huge load.
If Sehun’s true to his word and gets Chanyeol as a runner for Baekhyun, it’s gonna take a lot of pre shift jizz sessions to stop the inevitable boners a certain server will give him.
Chanyeol ignores the beer and goes straight for the hard liquor, hating how everything was more and more reminding him of someone he’s only known for a few days and didn’t really respect him but was slowly taking over his existence.
“You good?” Jongin slurs, looking worried but mostly drunk.
Chanyeol gives him two thumbs up and reaches for the controller.
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Running for Baekhyun turns out to be as sexually frustrating as Chanyeol’s fantasies predicted it to be.
At first, the animosity was strong.
“Who said you could run for me?” Baekhyun had asked when Chanyeol was clocking in fumbling with his apron trying not to stare at Baekhyun’s ass. “I don’t need a runner.”
“Am I running for you?” Chanyeol asks innocently, deciding to play dumb like he did not know that that was the original plan Sehun had made last night.
That gets Baekhyun shoving the PM floor plan to Chanyeol’s face. “What does it say?”
“Oh. I guess I am.” Chanyeol gulps nervously. Why the hell was Baekhyun so worked up, sheesh. “I can just not run for you, if you want…”
“And have Suho up my ass? No thanks,” Baekhyun pauses, a thoughtful look on his face. He steps closer. “Are you even good?”
“W-what,” Chanyeol stammers at the close proximity. Baekhyun’s breath smells just like the minty gum he was chewing.
“Are you good?”
“Uh, Sehun said I was good.”
“Sehun also said you wanted to fuck me,” Baekhyun says with a roll of his eyes and it’s not sure if its jokingly or sarcastically, if it was a test, or what.
Chanyeol opens his mouth to say something, he doesn’t even know what there is to say to that but then Baekhyun goes on.
“Anyways, I want you close to me at all times. Bother me. Ask me what I need. I don’t wanna see you running off helping others. If someone else asks you for something, ignore them. You’re my runner, so you run only for me. Do you understand that?” Baekhyun’s speech sounds like a weird bdsm euphemism but Chanyeol nods repeatedly to every word he says.
“Okay,” Baekhyun’s voice is sweet. He must have a thing for telling people what to do. “Let’s go then.” There he goes again…
“ESKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIT!” Someone yells from the dish pit, adding comedy to the otherwise tense moment.
Chanyeol follows behind Baekhyun, eyes trying not to enjoy the view too much.
He’s failing miserably though. He keeps glancing down – down at Baekhyun’s ass. Ugh. He’s so sexy. He wants to reach out and touch it. But he’s sure Baekhyun wouldn’t appreciate that so he keeps his hands to himself. It’s getting impossible to keep his thirst lowkey when Baekhyun’s around though and Baekhyun being all nice and cordial isn’t helping. Chanyeol knows it’s simply because he’s basically his slave today and tips depend on how well they perform as a tag team duo.
But… like…
Baekhyun is touchy feely as fuck.
It’s half way through the dinner rush when Chanyeol begins to reach his limits. Baekhyun wasn’t like this the first few hours, but in the next few hours that followed Chanyeol noticed Baekhyun’s been on three bathroom breaks which were probably not for peeing but for chugging more of his personal. Each time he returns, his breath no longer smells of minty gum but instead pure alcohol of the cognac variety.
And the alcohol definitely loosens Baekhyun up.
It’s small and subtle gestures that Chanyeol doesn’t notice at first. Baekhyun constantly asks if he’s okay, but in a sweet touchingly concerned tone with matching sincerity in his beautiful perfect eyes. Second, he keeps thanking Chanyeol and using the word ‘please’ when he needs something. That was doing bad things to Chanyeol’s mind but let’s not go there. It’s little things like this that’s got Chanyeol feeling like he’s gonna spontaneously combust. Now when Baekhyun asks for something, he leans in so close, the way he looks up at Chanyeol with a smile, the same smile Chanyeol knows is the fake sweet robotic smile all servers do but to have it directed at him from Baekhyun – shit’s got him weak. Baekhyun is cute, sexy and irresistible. He’s charming when he wants to be and not only using it on his tables but he’s using it on Chanyeol too. And Chanyeol doesn’t really know why. He hopes there’s more to it thant the alcohol talking.
“Chanyeollie,” Baekhyun tugs him to the side station and proceeds to eliminate the space between them, bringing their chest right against each other as he moves his mouth to Chanyeol’s ear. It seems to be done in an effort to get his words to reach Chanyeol since it’s extremely loud in the restaurant at the moment but wasn’t this a bit much?
“Y-yes??”
“I need you,” Baekhyun breathes against his neck. So so wrong, Chanyeol thinks. That sounds so wrong. Ugh. He swallows hard.. Baekhyun continues. “If you didn’t know,” he murmurs, “We just got slammed. I’ve taken all their drink orders, and I can get the rice and side dishes but I want you to get the drinks. Can you do that for me?”
Chanyeol’s heart is racing. It’s hammering so loudly in his chest at how close Baekhyun is to him, Chanyeol doesn’t think its possible for his heart to beat this rapidly but here we are.
“Okay, I’ll get it.” Chanyeol tries stepping back but he’s trapped against the wall.
Baekhyun looks up at him. They’re within kissing distance for crying out loud. There’s a pink flush high on Baekhyun’s cheekbones, another give away he certainly has been drinking. He looks adorable… and so doable. Shit.
“Thanks,” Baekhyun’s sultry gaze drops down to Chanyeol’s lips. Chanyeol thinks it’s his imagination he swears it is but nope, Baekhyun’s hella staring right at his mouth. “I owe you,” He says slowly and just as slowly drags his gaze back up to meet Chanyeol’s eyes again. Then he licks his lips and smiles. “Go.”
Chanyeol’s temporarily stunned into the side station even minutes after Baekhyun saunters back to section seven.
Shit. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Chanyeol can’t feel his legs. He can’t feel anything but the shameful tug of arousal pooling in all sorts of heated desperation and lust around his lower stomach and groin. He’s never felt this turned on. He never wanted someone this much. Baekhyun could probably burn his ass with a hot grill and he’d still wanna hit that. This was getting out of control.
“Are you okay?” Sehun asks him at the bar as Chanyeol robotically fills 16 glasses of water on one tray.
“Yes.”
“That’s a lot of waters.”
“Yes.”
“Baekhyun making you do all the hard labor huh?”
Chanyeol snaps. “What exactly is his deal anyway?”
Sehun looks amused. “Watcha mean?”
“Why is he so. He’s acting different today.”
“Probably drunk. He always drinks on the job when he has a runner.”
“I know he’s drunk or whatever. But like. I’m getting whiplash here. One second he’s – but then. Ugh. Is he usually, you know. Like that…?” Chanyeol makes wild gestures that don’t mean shit.
Sehun snickers. “The fuck?”
Chanyeol doesn’t know how to say it. He’s probably trippin’, this is wishful thinking and Baekhyun isn’t making moves or seducing him, he’s just being nice and Chanyeol’s taking it the wrong way because everyone’s kind of a dick here and speaking of dicks apparently his is a poor depraved soul that needs some bad.
“Nevermind,” he says instead feeling stupid. He distractedly grabs sixteen straws and starts stabbing them into the water.
A laugh from Sehun. “Oh boy. Don’t tell me he’s already got you all riled up? It’s been three hours.”
Yeah three hours of nonstop touches – touches to Chanyeol’s bicep, lower back, and Baekhyun had a habit of backing up into Chanyeol I’m talking ass to groin and remaining in that position while he tells him what to do. To ‘overlook his section’ most likely but WTF. Who talks to people in that position? Baekhyun that’s who. Chanyeol’s already practiced blaming any felt hardness on his ipad in his apron pocket if anything were to pop up. Which it almost did… many times. Chanyeol was having a record of how many semis he can get in one day.
Shaking his head, he lets out a frustrated groan, the most distraught emotions he’s ever shown at EXO. “He’s hella on me,” Chanyeol blurts feeling dumb again and very teenage boy.
Sehun stirs a strawberry lemonade. “Uh yeah. That’s Baekhyun. You should be happy though. It really seemed like he hated your guts but now it looks like he’s tryna get you up in his. Teambuilding!”
Somehow Chanyeol doesn’t think hoeing around with your coworkers means team building but sure. Let’s go with that.
He decides not to say anything more. Can Sehun even really be trusted? All the servers here seem to have a dark side. It was like an anime where all the heroes have an alter ego or some shit.
Dropping off the drinks is like the hard level of a roblox obstacle course. Everyone’s literally in the damn way even on a Sunday evening. No one seems to care when he says behind you. Chanyeol was steadily heading towards his first EXO mental breakdown.
“There you are,” Baekhyun calls out heading towards Chanyeol once the drinks were all set. “Are you ok?”
“Yes. Hi.” Chanyeol says through gritted teeth. Baekhyun may as well be the devil in disguise. All the sins in Chanyeol’s mind were making him want to drown himself in some holy water. He didn’t get it. He’s never usually like this. It was making him a bit disgusted with himself.
“I’m going on my thirty. Can you watch over the section?” Baekhyun strokes Chanyeol’s arm as he asks. What the fuck –
“Yeah I can do that. Is everyone good right now.”
“Mhm.” Baekhyun gestures to a party of sixteen. “I know those guys. They’re hella chill. They shouldn’t give you any trouble. I’ve already told them I’m going on break. So just 74 or 75 arent part of their group. 74 are harmless little ahjumma’s, charm them with your dimple. The other is a group of thots, charm them with your deep voice, maybe act like you wanna bone them or something.” Baekhyun explains quickly then pulls Chanyeol down by the collar, “ – but don’t actually do that.” He glares playfully then nearly gives Chanyeol a heartattack as he shoves his ipad into Chanyeol’s apron pocket which is oh you know, right near his crotch. Dear god, Chanyeol thinks. “You got this!”
Then he’s off, and heading towards the back room.
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Chanyeol doesn’t notice it’s Baekhyun at the party of sixteen until 8 minutes later. He’s got a burgundy windbreaker on over his uniform and he’s pulled up a chair right next to an extremely good looking mofo that makes up head count number one in the cockfest of chinese dudes at the table. Chanyeol had to admit, the guy had the face of a model and he looked tall too if his giant yaoi hands were anything to go by. He was also a blonde, dyed and dirty with an undercut that looked fresh. This guy must get haircuts every two weeks to maintain that shit. Do you even know how much haircuts cost these days?! This guy’s loaded. There was no other explanation. His resting bitch face only disappeared into a gummy smile whenever they raised their soju bombs to cheers or when Baekhyun opened his mouth.
Baekhyun was clearly lit by this point, he had taken way too many shots of the cocktail and the soju bombs. Chanyeol didn’t know if it was jealousy that was pissing him off or the blatant disregard to the rules. Then he sees Baekhyun massaging the Ballin Bi-weekly Haircut guy’s thigh from under the table as he giggles and Chanyeol nearly walks out. What. A fucking. Hoe.
“Excuse me, can we get a grill change please?” one of the girls from the table of thots ask sweetly, batting her fake lashes.
“Okay.” Chanyeol lifelessly grabs a clean grill from the side station making sure to mean mug Baekhyun's fine ass man friend as he does so. He gets ignored, existence forgotten and sighs as he switches the grills at 74.
“Thank you! You’re the best!” the girls gush.
“No problem,” Chanyeol’s mastered the fake smile early in the game. He wonders how many smiles here were actually genuine because he knows his isn’t anymore. Can he have a fucking shot right now too?
Speak of the devil – Baekhyun looks up just as Chanyeol booms ‘hot grill’ like a war cry.
“Chanyeollie! Hey. Want a shot?” he offers as if he’s part of this table, not working or anything.
“No thanks.” Chanyeol says, pride stopping him.
“Come on, dude. Live a little.” The guy beside Baekhyun says, smiling. The fuck, why was he smiling? Once again – WERE ANY SMILES SINCERE HERE? The world may never know.
“I’m working,” Chanyeol says politely but it comes off harsh.
Baekhyun laughs. “Sorry guys. He’s new.”
“It’s cool. I respect his work ethics.”
“What about my work ethics?”
“What work ethics?”
Baekhyun hits him. It’s flirtatious. “Kris!” he whines. That was flirtatious too. Chanyeol’s eyes darken and he angrily moves away. KriiiiiiiiiSSssssss, his mind mocks.
They’re so casual with each other. Definitely fucking. Chanyeol wants to die. Why must all the good ones be hoes?
He drops off the dirty grill and notices the time. Hasn’t it been more than 30 min? Where the fuck was the manager? Did he not care?
He sneaks into the back to peer into the office and sees Sehun in there, back facing him talking to who was probably Suho.
“My schedule is fucked. I asked you for Wednesday off weeks ago!”
“Sehun, please calm down.”
“I’ve been waiting for so long but you’ve still never made the time. You suck!”
“Sehun – babe, please – ”
Babe? Woooooooooooooooah.
Realization dawns upon Chanyeol that this is most likely not a conversation he should be hearing. He’s about to slowly walk away like a ninja in the night but Sehun senses him and catches his eye. Shit. Chanyeol runs off.
He gets the check for 74 and 75. Takes orders for the other side of the party and even grabs rice for another servers section. By then Baekhyun is still straight chillin.
Chanyeol can’t stand anymore of this BS. He’s not gonna make a scene or anything he wasn’t the type. But his aura wasn’t something he could hide. He tended to wear his emotions on his sleeve and face. Baekhyun looks over and although shit faced seems to finally come back from whatever hell planet he was on right now.
He gets up. Kris guy tugs him.
“I have to go back now.”
“Just clock out. I’ll tip you your other two hours pay.”
“You’re gonna tip me it anyway,” Baekhyun sasses then walks off, but as he does he grabs Chanyeol by the sleeve without saying a single thing. Chanyeol’s forced to follow suit. They pass Chen in the expo line.
“Watch my section,” Baekhyun orders like a boss. Chen scowls but doesn’t decline. Damn was everyone Baekhyun’s bitch around this place.
Chanyeol’s about to ask where they’re going but it could only be one place seeing as he’s being dragged past the host stand, past the waiting area and there’s only one area to go here – the bathroom.
He’s sure Baekhyun is gonna yell at him for something or the other. The lobby has cleared out at least, so the bathroom is empty when he’s all but manhandled into it.
“Take your apron off.” Baekhyun commands instantly.
“Why?” Chanyeol asks defiantly.
“You can’t wear your apron in the bathroom, dumbass!” Baekhyun says loudly as if this was a piece of information passed on from generation to generation at an early infant age. Chanyeol doesn’t like it.
“Well my bad. I didn’t even know I was going to the bathroom.” Chanyeol mutters, feeling like a rebel. His heart beats wildly for even talking back.
Baekhyun ignores him, grabbing at the string of Chanyeol’s apron, right atop his crotch and undoing it himself.
“Whoa – “
“I said take it off.”
The apron is thrown in the little gold tub where clean towels are supposed to go below the sink. Baekhyun does the same for himself then grabs Chanyeol again and shoves him inside the stall. It isn’t until he’s locking it that Chanyeol’s alarm bells go off. Dude what was this. Was he gonna kill him? Omg.
“Baekhyun – “ Chanyeol starts.
“You are so fucking distracting.” Baekhyun growls once again putting hands on Chanyeol – pressing him against the cold marble wall behind him as the music booms around them.
“What? I’m sorry?“ Chanyeol’s adrenaline rush is waning, he feels dizzy and disoriented.
“You should be,” Baekhyun stares seriously at him. His cheeks are even more flushed, lips a kissable dark red from the strawberry soju cocktail. “I can’t work properly with you.”
Chanyeol feels his stomach flip. “I’m sorry…” he says sadly, anger forgotten just like that and suddenly feeling like a failure.
“Stop apologizing, you idiot.” Fact; Baekhyun even rolls his eyes while drunk. Noted. He also still looks damn good. Blonde bangs fall into his eyes as he shakes his head in unexplained frustration. “I mean I can’t work with you. Properly with you because I’m distracted. You’re distracting me and I NEVER get distracted.”
“Why are you distracted.” Chanyeol gets the question in, having a weird feeling about the direction this conversation was going.
“Because of you,” Baekhyun spits and his tone sounds disgusted, but he’s looking into Chanyeol’s eyes like he wants him. “All I can think about is getting you alone.”
Chanyeol’s mind goes blank.
Then races.
“What?” He’s blushing. He can’t not be blushing. What did Baekhyun just say? His cheeks are positively burning and he feels like the drunk one with how his brain isn’t functioning right now. Had he heard him correctly? Is he going crazy? Was he fantasizing? Is this real life?
“You know what I mean.” Baekhyun says this with confidence. “You seem innocent but you can’t be that innocent.” Of course no, for he was mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz we went over this remember.
“Umm,” Chanyeol is speechless, shook, and trying hard to make sense of the situation. “I think I know what you mean? B-but I’m not one hundred percent sure so I don’t want to assume anything.” Wow, talk about ruining the moment. Spoken like a true loser. Go chanyeol.
Baekhyun stares at him. He seems to be having a hard time understanding things at the moment too but at least he can blame it on the alcohol. “What? Are you telling me you don’t want me?”
“Um,” Whoa. Where that come from. He didn’t know how to say ‘yes I want joo’ without sounding like a complete fuckboy so instead opts for a, “Y-you’re very attractive.” Hurriedly with no swag, stammering as he does so, feeling a w k w a r d. No one says things like this out loud these days! Don’t fuck this up, his mind and libido screams at him. But at the same time… Baekhyun’s drunk isn’t he? Does he even know what he’s saying?
“I know,” Baekhyun nods with a slight daze eyed smirk. He’s cute af. “And you want me?”
“I do.” Chanyeol admits in a half whisper. He was scared to say it, to let Baekhyun know already but put on the spot like this he was more scared if Baekhyun thought the opposite. The truth shall set you free.
Baekhyun smiles looking extremely pleased with life. “Okay good.”
He presses against Chanyeol but unlike during their shift where Baekhyun would be close but not close enough no just a tease, this time – their bodies meet perfectly. Their height difference feels as though made for each other. Baekhyun rubs his lips into Chanyeol’s neck, placing wet kisses. Chanyeol can’t believe this is happening Chanyeol can’t even breathe.
“How do you want me?” Baekhyun asks tongue swirling around Chanyeol’s adam’s apple.
Chanyeol’s about to bust a nut forreal.
He’s hard already and its been two seconds since this physical shit even started. Baekhyun can probably feel it no Baekhyun can definitely feel it, there’s no way he can’t, plus he reaches down and squeezes, looking up to smile sweetly at Chanyeol. OH MY GOD –
“That was fast,” Baekhyun comments, stroking Chanyeol through his slacks.
“Ah – ! Ahhhh – fuck,” Chanyeol groans squeezing his eyes shut because this was all too stimulating and he didn’t trust himself not to come right then and there. WAS THIS REAL.
“That is the plan.” Baekhyun grins. “Do you have lube?”
“Wait.” Chanyeol snaps out of it. “Wait. Stop. We can’t … do this… here.”
“You don’t have lube?”
“No! I mean – “
“Then why not?”
There were a million reasons why not! Uh, they were on the clock? It was a filthy mens bathroom at their work for the love of god don’t tell him this did that not bother Baekhyun at all!
“You’re drunk.” Chanyeol says instead, trying not to think too much about how he missed Baekhyun’s lips against his neck already.
Baekhyun laughs. “I’m not that drunk.”
“You’re hella drunk,” Chanyeol says firmly and with great effort pushes Baekhyun off. He regrets it immediately when he sees the flash of hurt on Baekhyun’s face so he rushes to explain. “I don’t want to take advantage of you or anything.”
“Oh god.” Baekhyun rolls his eyes looking offended. His whole demeanor does a 360. He apparently isn’t used to getting ‘no’ for an answer. “Forget it! I should’ve known.”
“Known what?“
“That you are a pussy ass loser bitch noob. This never happened.”
“Baekhyun – what – “ He frowns, hurt. “I’m not a pussy bitch.”
“Pussy ass loser bitch noob,” Baekhyun corrects.
Chanyeol ignores it. “Listen, I do like you, I know we just met but I’ve never felt so strongly for someone before it’s weird and scary but all I know is I like you. You make me happy. I even liked running for you. Seeing you smile… “ Baekhyun’s staring at him with glassy eyes. He seems to have reached the drunk emotional stage of no return. Chanyeol gently puts a hand on his shoulder. “And of course I want you…” He decides to leave out the ‘nice ass’ part ( maybe some other time ) and continues with sincerity, “But this isn’t – you’re drunk. I don’t want it like this.” Chanyeol thinks he did a good job explaining himself but Baekhyun’s facial expression is devoid of anything but drunk anger and rejection.
“No, fuck it. You’re judging me like everyone in the fucking world does. And you’re lying just like everyone else too! So I’ll just go find someone else.” Baekhyun waves him off preparing to leave.
Chanyeol panics. “What the fuck – don’t do that!” Chanyeol shouts, a spike of jealousy and possessive ness and the image of Kris in his mind.
“Why the hell not? I can do whatever I want.”
“You should respect yourself. If you wanna do that, don’t just go to random people when youre drunk. You deserve more and youre better than that.”
Baekhyuns gaze is cold as death. “you don’t know me you don’t know anything. Fuck off. This was a mistake. You can go home. Like I said, I don’t need a runner.” Baekhyun turns his back and when chanyeol tries to grab him shoves chanyeol back with unrestrained anger and strength. Chanyeols back hits the wall. “Don’t ever touch me again.”
Baekhyun walks out after that leaving chanyeol alone in the bathroom. The music plays loudly. But chanyeol doesn’t hear anything but the harsh words replaying themselves in the his head.
He feels like hes been stabbed. Had he fucked up by saying no to baekhyuns advances? He think he did the right thing here. most guys would probably go for it, but this wasn’t okay. It was totally taking advantage if he did what Baekhyun wanted. Shit did Baekhyun even want him or was he the closest available hot blooded male? He didn’t wanna think if this was a normal thing Baekhyun did when hes had too much to drink or if Baekhyun had actually been feeling him.
He knows Baekhyun is more complex than what he lets people see. Most people act the way Baekhyun do if they’ve been hurt before and developed a guard around themselves to avoid being betrayed again. Trust issues and shit. chanyeol doesn’t know why hes so torn up about this because baehyun wasright he didn’t know him at all. But he just felt this strong connection to him. he really fucking like him… the few moments where he got to see Baekhyun smile and laugh made him happy and he didn’t know why. Shit feelings were really such a curse. This is why he stayed single like his whole damn life. Feelings just got in the way and made you depressed.
But Baekhyun…
He couldn’t stop these feelings even if he tried.
He has no idea what to do, he picks up his apron and wraps I around his waist. He looks at himself in the mirror. He looks flushed and sweaty and miserable. He splashes water on his face. It doesn’t help. He feels feverish and a little sick to his stomach the though of Baekhyun hating him.
He sees another apron and realizes Baekhyun forgot his. Hes picking it up when a piece of paper falls out.
To; chanyeol thanks for being an awesome runner. Drinks on me >.> I owe you, remember? 925 237 2372
~Baek
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