#i love his coffee order
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ill have a neapolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino make sure its got no more than four ounces of milk the beans wont have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put foxy or roxy i hate that . if you cant handle that ill have a venti traditional misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affrogato AND RISTRETTO id also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then add
#slimey-thinks#helluva boss#/quote#moxxie#i love his coffee order#i have it memorised it word for word
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POV: You're the oldest sibling
it's tough being the oldest.
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#it's tough being a single mom. especially when youre a man with no children.#give me a dick grayson who's always on the precipice of either strangling his siblings or showering them with love#im not really a ''tim drake is a coffee addict'' truther however i do think he should be an absolute diva when it comes to food orders#that single period that dick sends is that 10% of rage that just barely seeped thru#also dude's like 30 he def does not understand the slang of the youth ''lock in?? tf does that mean??''#also my girl stephanie deserves to be smart asf!! i wanna see her thriving#social media au#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#batkids#nightwing#red hood#spoiler#red robin#duke thomas#signal#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#dc comics#twitter#tweets#texts#incorrect quotes#fanatical posting
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ghost horses
GHORSES
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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The b-ball babies 🥺
And @cemetery14 if I'm not mistaken Akashi is deffo wearing blue jeans in the back 🤭
#love that theyre all in casual clothes for this one#i find it funny that kagakuro are the only two who ordered entrees tho#like damn is no one else hungry#except murasakibara whos blowing through a 3rd sundae no one else is eating#and akashi is in his own world as per usual#book in one hand and coffee/tea in the other#his ass is not listening to what anyone else is talking about#anyway so glad we got more art#kuroko no basket#knb official art#kuroko tetsuya#kagami taiga#kise ryouta#midorima shintarou#takao kazunari#aomine daiki#murasakibara atsushi#akashi seijuro
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ted & paul & coffee
the guy who didn't like musicals by matt and nick lang and jeff blim // hey, melissa! by matt and nick lang // in the country of resurrection by ada limón // coffee poem by richard brautigan // still life paintings by rachel petruccillo // tumblr user jacebeleren
#DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE . DO YOU GET IT#i am always thinking about the implications (the coffee as a love language)#thats the only part of hey melissa that matters to me btw.#coworkers to maybe youre the closest thing i have to a friend#if paul doesnt care why does he have his coffee order memorized. checkmate athiests.#starkid#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#web weaving#i dont care if they were joke lines. theyre referred to as best friends two times and its real to me.
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Jonathan:* trying to find his baby sister in the desert so he can go home to his girlfriend* Mike & Will: Suzie is a GENIUS you don't even know what the internet is Argyle: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
#how that man did not KILL them#I KNOW I KNOW I'm harping on it#but this is the scene#i just know that man pulled into a mcdonald's and ordered one black coffee on the way home#AS IS HIS RIGHT#AND they were having a gay coming of age love story#truly he's god's strongest soldier#jonathan byers#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler#argyle#cali crew
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only listening to ghost songs will cure me
#or whatever#hi#me#my face#selfie#not a mirror selfie what a treat wow#cute girl#girls who lift#girls with tattoos#the nature pic was necessary thank you#pretty people#it's a productive day everyone#are we so proud#doesn't matter bc I am☺️#tell me what coffee to order#i love yall#be my friend#feel free to dm#we are all friends here#happy weekend#unless you're on the other side of the world soz babes#time to wash some dishes#the joys#okie#love me#I gotta make the most of this energy#wombats#penguin socks#hot girl shit#later taters
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the thing about having a radical butchformation (like transformation but. butch.) is that people are starting to perceive me as a trans man and someone at the coffee shop i go to told me that they respect the LGBT but that boys trying to be girls and girls trying to be boys is too far and then she added that i'll always be a girl no matter what. like thanks? but also kill yourself
#i live in new york this isn't supposed to happen... it was a stereotypical middle aged white woman terf with a cheetah bag too#i thought she was nice she was complimenting my david bowie shirt and talking about how influential he was until randomly did a 180#saying like his music is good but that a lot of those artists back then laid the groundwork for modern gender ideology????#and that lots of boys wanted to be girls because of david bowie... omg????#at that point i was just waiting for my order and like haha... yep...#i gotta reiterate i'm USED to have conversations with older people. because i always wear bruce springsteen david bowie ramones etc shirts#the amount of times middle aged people come up to me in coffee stores like this is a NORMAL occurance and i always engage bc i love people#but this caught me way too off guard
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bruce always falls harder.
no listen, listen, the man is always ready to throw himself into a romantic relationship theres an entire plotline in BTAS where he gets married, he is Morticia-and-Gomez coded even though he desperately wants to be Morticia even if he is the one who falls first he is going to fall harder
Its why his relationships with Talia and Selina work, Talia because she is the same and thinks that devotion is expected and Selina because she is the opposite and thinks that devotion is her due
#and before someone brings up clark#clark is low level in love with humanity in general#hes halfways in love with people if they smile at him over his coffee order#he was always going to admit he was in love first#i dont think he would necessarily act first but still
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Guess who just found a new show where David Tennant plays a sad sickly wet cat of a man?? My favorite genre
#I’ve not finished it so no spoilers#if it turns out he did it then that would change the genre entirely#david tennant#David Tennant wet cat#deadwater fell#British tv is better#alec hardy#I miss Alec Hardy every day I want a spin off of just him and his day to day life#I want to know his coffee order#what music he likes#wet cat yet he still looks so hot#he’s so handsome I love him#pretty
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shirt with a heart and child of divorce written on top but then there’s a picture of huntclaire. you wouldnt get it. i do
#child of divorce but theyre married and love each other but actually they’re divorcees#theyre like those couples that get married and then get divorced and then get married again. actually that’s so chic#you should be divorced by the time you’re 27. a little divorce makes life more exciting#do not consider red carpet diaries at all when writing claire but if i were to consider it#she wouldve broken up with hunt sometime after hollywood u and then it would’ve been kind of a divorce#<- well my timeline for hollywood u i mean. that would be in 2016#they get back together but they have even stronger + weirder divorcees vibes#claire is actually a divorced woman. when you think about it. that’s also a great descriptor for hunt but in a different way#so theyre like when you put two spiritually divorced people in a relationship#this makes a lot of sense to me. actually#they have the most loving relationship ever which is gross and disgusting. but when you look at them they have this weird vibe about them#theyre like bitter exes who know too much of each other and one of them is way too comfortable saying stuff in public#what do you mean theyre together and in love#huntclaire#actually i need them so be super fucking weird about each other in public#claire is too familiar with a guy who does Not seem to like her at all. why is she saying this stuff. claire thats tmi#he would do anything for her. he will still argue with her over the most mundane things ever.#her coffee order sucks and he’s not saying all That Stuff to a barista. kill him on the spot.#claire gets an extra cookie bc she threatened to cry#they’re just kinda stuck together idk. something something his line about the universe bending to get them together. he’s bitter about it#it’s also a form of foreplay but i don’t know what the tag limits are#just know that claire is weird about that as well#i mean tbf of course is foreplay what else would this be. how is this dynamic feasible otherwise#it’s*
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arwen ft arthur giving his wife anything she wants
#drawing#art#digital art#arthur pendragon fanart#guinevere#merlin bbc#sweet gwen she orders and is like no sprinkles for me no sir and then they sit down and she sees arthur’s and is like#uhm actually well#and she doesn’t even have to ask she would be eaten hers but arthur is a simp for his wife#he would do anything for her#as would i#but i think the funniest dynamic for them is if they both simp for each other equally and everyone understands arthur but everyone’s like#gwen#gwen stand up#and she’s like no actually i will shampoo his hair every night and what are YOU gonna do about it??#like both thier love languages being acts of service and they just both have set routines they do every day#arthur makes coffee and breakfast and gwen irons all his clothes in the morning#like little big things i just can imagine them being so lovely together and that’s my view of them#anyway#arwen
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#the last week ive been so down but#the last 24 hrs have been so sweet#my friend let me talk out my thoughts and comforted me then we watched a studio ghibli together even tho her footie was on#and then today#my senior apolygised that she missed my teaching yday and wanted me to send it over to her bc another senior said it was a good one#that other seniors facial expressions made me feel like i did a bad job at the time and iw as down but it was so nice to hear that!#my work friends memorised my coffee order and treated me to one#the staff on my current rotation r so lovely nearly everyones complimented me 🥹#and then one of my colleagues literally brightened my day after lunch - wasnt expecting it but he wanted a quick chat to tell me i made his#day yday#i also asked my work friend walking buddy if we can restart our after work walks and she said yes!!!
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i love lleyth and lucanis so much. they give me cuteness aggression or whatever
#💾#me every time i think of them: i think i need to blow up a building#they're just so. AHJHHHHHH#i just love how pretty much immediately they both liked each other but didn't realize it#and it was something everyone else could see and think. hm. i wonder what That's All About#like they just clicked idk. sometimes u meet people and ur like. sniff sniff. yeah ok this one is good#but i know it wasn't until their little coffee date that they both had their individual 'oh 😳' moment dfgdsjdhdjd WAHH!!!#for lucanis it was listening to lleyth be passionate about who they are and encouraging him to find what really matters to him#while also expressing interest in him + the things he likes by trying the coffee he was talking about despite being a tea person#(which yknow. they like coffee they just get Weird on caffeine so they ordered a decaf version 😭)#and for lleyth it was listening to him wax poetic about coffee and just seeming genuinely happy...#as well as him going out of his way to get things for the rest of the group at the market#and when he started comparing the coffee to a kiss they were like. damn haha what if WE kissed. i mean what? no im not saying that 😳#achievement unlocked: big fat stupid crush on ur coworker (mutual)#i need to go throw rocks at ppls windows about it. they're killing me
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action comics #434
[ID: Clark Kent looking at a box of candies after it was delivered to his desk. The card that it came with reads, ‘To Clark Kent, the niftiest newsman on TV—from the faithful girls of your new fan club!’ The mild-mannered reporter affectionately reflects, ‘Imagine that—I've got a club of admirers! As Superman, I'm accustomed to the adulation of millions... But to know Clark has fans of his own really chokes me up! Might as well sample the merchandise! Nothing says the Man of Steel can't have a sweet tooth for chocolate-covered cherries...’ He ingenuously puts a piece of the candy (that was sent by literal strangers) in his mouth, his eyes closing with contentment. END ID]
#this is a man who says ‘oh ill be bad~~!’ before ordering the most sugary drink at a starbucks#(lois is drinking black coffee and a cigarette)#(i meant shes smoking the cigarette but like. i can see her dropping it in there accidentally and still drinking it. we've all been there.)#but also just... clark being so touched and honored people like *him* instead of just superman.... hnghhh......#i love clark so much because he can say or think the most innocent dialogue but if you think about it for any longer than 5 seconds then its#just SO fucking depressing#he can basically be saying he wants to kill himself as he eats a hot dog and spills mustard on his shirt its great#c: action comics | i: 434#crypt's panels#clark kent
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John/Chas headcannons!
punk days edition
Chas had his ears stretched. Starting about the time he was serving as Mucous Membrane's roadie, then he took them out when he got married to Renee. They shrank but you could still see them if you were looking
he definitely didn't stretch them safely btw
John has the same pair of boots he bought in his 20s, and he refuses to part with them
you can tell hes had them since his 20s
both of them appreciate post punk/goth music
chas more so
in fact, i want chas to have had a very mini goth phase just for the fun of it
#john constantine#chastantine#hellblazer#i have to look at my username in order to spell definitely correctly#which is demeaning#its 4 am help#chastantine isnt relevant to this post#but they love each other#i want coffee#preferably cafe bustelo#give john his earring#give both of them earrings!!#the gauges of punk past
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