#c: action comics | i: 434
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action comics #434
[ID: Clark Kent looking at a box of candies after it was delivered to his desk. The card that it came with reads, ‘To Clark Kent, the niftiest newsman on TV—from the faithful girls of your new fan club!’ The mild-mannered reporter affectionately reflects, ‘Imagine that—I've got a club of admirers! As Superman, I'm accustomed to the adulation of millions... But to know Clark has fans of his own really chokes me up! Might as well sample the merchandise! Nothing says the Man of Steel can't have a sweet tooth for chocolate-covered cherries...’ He ingenuously puts a piece of the candy (that was sent by literal strangers) in his mouth, his eyes closing with contentment. END ID]
#this is a man who says ‘oh ill be bad~~!’ before ordering the most sugary drink at a starbucks#(lois is drinking black coffee and a cigarette)#(i meant shes smoking the cigarette but like. i can see her dropping it in there accidentally and still drinking it. we've all been there.)#but also just... clark being so touched and honored people like *him* instead of just superman.... hnghhh......#i love clark so much because he can say or think the most innocent dialogue but if you think about it for any longer than 5 seconds then its#just SO fucking depressing#he can basically be saying he wants to kill himself as he eats a hot dog and spills mustard on his shirt its great#c: action comics | i: 434#crypt's panels#clark kent
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dc holiday special (2017)
*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?
#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered.#god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting)#one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth#like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box#of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself#its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it#same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics#anyways. big man or tiny cookie?#also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ......#c: dc holiday special (2017)#crypt's panels#clark kent
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