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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
#ratiorine#aventio#aventurine#dr. ratio#honkai star rail#hsr#not exactly#2.1 spoilers#but the vibe isn't present until then#this is canon I'm Hoyo#just trust me#I think my favorite thing about this ship#is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss#but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could#in fact#get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair#they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date#they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease#I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together#in the background of every promotion and event#and Hoyo never confirms anything#but you never see the one without the other#so everybody just KNOWS#LISTEN HOYO#I'm available for hire#you can pay me to print the money for you
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Oswald's mom is kinda-
#fnaf#I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AAAAAAAA🦅#fnaf into the pit#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#anyway 😭 as funny as this ask is lmao pls ??? have some decency she’s a married woman 😔 come on now#pix doodles
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IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)
Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get
Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap
#seekers have talons and I will not change my mind on this#I was one of th people cheering on SW in Skybound because honestly he deserves to snap#as a little treat to himself#decepticons#cassetticons#transformers#transformers g1#transformers idw#i ship soundstar in an old toxic married couple kind of way#rumble and frenzy#with cassettes like you who needs autobots#I still have absolutely no clue how to tag for the TF fandom yet#art#my art#fanart#animation#animatic#I never know what these count as#my dumbass had to search up how to spell chauffeur correctly 3 times while making this#sorry to all of my followers that know nothing about Transformers#decepticons are my toxic found family and I hold them like precious stones#I also put them in my mouth and crunch them like precious stones
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Simon who's an attention whore. You cooking? So he's clinging on to your neck, grabbing away that spatula and kissing you giddy. You on work ? So he's leaning against the wall, brooding and whining and mewing. You out with your friends? He's sending that Little scratch he got, captioned with, “need kissies now”, he lowkey wants your fuckin' attention all the damn time and he's so shameless about it.
#RAMBLING!!!!!!#but he's a bbg and you can't tell me otherwise#I don't know he's like always wanting your eyes on him#he's trying so so so hard#Simon doesn't care if you're married for 9 years he's like that 14 year old guy who's listening to your music to impress#he's that guy !!! he's like “You see that idiot ? he doesn't deserve you.” while you roll your eyes and mutter#Simon we married shut up#cod simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#call of duty#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost fluff#simon ghost x you#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost smut#simon my beloved#folkloregurl fics🪩
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what a gentleman!!
#my hero academia#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha fanart#bnha fanart#izuku midoriya#mha deku#todoroki shouto#tododeku#todoizu#izutodo#westy doodles#comic#i dont even know if i like this comic but i spent too long on it not to post it LMFAOOOO#i just feel like theyd be the friends who everyone thinks are dating cuz. why wouldnt they be#and izu finds out all his coworkers think hes married to fucking pro hero shouto and hes just like#wait what#my little green bean#tdiz
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Breaking Bread, and Spilling Soup.
[Bonus art]
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#The amount of times I had to double check my spelling for Jin Zixuan...#Why does he have to have a cousin who's name is just one letter off...why...#I originally wrote out WWX asking for an update on his sister more explicitly - however even the Audio Drama has LWJ pick up#on the fact WWX wants to hear news about how JYL is doing. Though I'm certain he knows how much it will sting.#This might be official somewhere - but I personally believe that LWJ made the stop in Yiling to run into WWX to share the news.#Three days feels like a remarkable short time to tell someone about a wedding...though I imagine this wasn't LWJ's first attempt.#Maybe he delayed because he felt like it was not his news to share. Maybe he tried for weeks to find him.#Regardless...ouchie! A fun reminder that Jiang Yanli still means a lot to WWX even if he did cut ties with Yunmeng Jiang.#How many stabs to the heart did this feel like? To not be invited at all? To know she's marrying someone you fear will treat her poorly?#To know that the world and people you left behind haven't stayed stagnent. That they are moving on and moving away from you?#It never feels good to be left behind. Even when we burn the bridges with our own hands.
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loose references and notes on the characters i draw most
#maybe i’ll make more for other characters if i draw them more shrug#or not who knows#these are all just pretty vague notes i’m not married to any of them#this is mostly for comics#hetalia#hws#hetalia world series#hws russia#hws prussia#hws china#hws america#ivan braginsky#gilbert beilschmidt#yao wang#alfred f jones
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The Challengers churro scene
#I have been craving churros since I watched this#josh o'connor#mike faist#challengers#challengers movie#challengers spoilers#patrick zweig#art donaldson#I hope yall know that the dude who wrote challengers (Justin Kuritzkes) is married to Celine Song (director of Past Lives and Materialists)
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I'm on ep 39 of ouaw and I'd like to offer you Gideon holding Kremy back from feeding Frost to the shadow magic, because Frosty said that Kremy should just buy a new hat rather than get his back from the hag
AND JUST A SHOT OF THE ENTIRE PARTY TOO LMAO THIS IS PERFECT
Frosty is giggling, Gricko looking at Frost like "oh holy sht no way he said that" and Torbek's absolutely terrified (oohh frostyyy why would you sayyy thattt!!)
and this is just improv that Mace started like I'm sorry EVERYONE at that table ships coalecroux you can't tell me otherwise
#RIGHT AFTER THAT TWIG IS TALKING HOW EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE HAG ABOUT#AND SHE GOES “GIDEON IS MARRIED TO TOO MANY PEOPLE”#AND KREMY JUST INSTANTLY GOES “WELL I WOULDN'T AGREE WITH THAT”#HELLO??!?!?#i don't remember who in the fandom said it#but no it's so true the minute they entered the faywild Ritch dropped all the jokes#that fay curse at the wedding ep wasn't a curse at all#“remember you're in love with Gideon” “Oh I know.”#AAAAHDKDHSJS#they make me unwell#also#Andy's facial expressions as Torbek will never fail to amaze me#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#coalecroux#kremy x gideon#gideon x kremy#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#torbek#ouaw#ouaw clips
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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Hungover Lan Wangji: ughhh, what happened...?
Wei Wuxian: Wow, drunk Lan Zhan is an entirely different person
Lan Wangji: ...what did I do?
Wei Wuxian: Well, after having a sip of alcohol and passing out, you woke up and tried to steal some chickens
Lan Wangji: Oh god
Wei Wuxian: Then you confessed your undying love for me and told me I am not allowed to kiss anyone but you
Lan Wangji covering his face: Oh no
Wei Wuxian: Then you got us married and adopted an orphan
Lan Wangji: That explains the child
Wei Wuxian: His name is A-Yuan. Then you brought us back to the Jinshi and passed out again
Lan Wangji: Why did you let me do those things?
Wei Wuxian: I was also very drunk
#wwx: ...and that's how we got married!#lqr who has only been paying attention to a-yuan: hmm you say something?#wwx: see i told you this was the best way to tell him#lwj: you do know that he will realize what happened later?#wxx: yeah but that's fine. we'll be in lotus pier by then. we still need to tell my brother#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#wangxian#mxtx#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed
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#if nobody's got me i know the man who married miku has got me#fictosexual#fictoromantic#hatsune miku
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Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.
It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.
It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.
The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.
It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?
It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?
It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.
It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.
They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.
I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.
How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#obikin#vaderwan#long post#every time i see someone say the ship is unhealthy#all i can think is#‘and their platonic relationship is healthy???’#they are the most married couple to ever suffer a bitter divorce#rotj is the custody battle of luke and leia#and obi wan only wins because they get remarried#like come ON#this is beyond soul mates#this is like#legitimately impressive#‘these two love women’ oh and those women aren’t at all like each other??#obi wan doesn’t fall for the literal opposite of a jedi who pisses him off constantly?#anakin doesn’t fall for a diplomatic expert at making people do what they want who calms him down?#i don’t even know what to say anymore#they’re absolutely batshit and i love them
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spirk using telepathy to keep each other alive. kirk, desperate, psy-null and untrained, reaching clumsily into spock's dying mind and pulling, dragging spock's essence into himself, wrenching him forceably from the very jaws of death and holding him there through sheer strength of will, saying you can't die, i won't let you, you can't leave me, i need you, and binding him to life and to himself until it's impossible to fully separate them. spock, more skilled, carefully managing each one of kirk's vital signs - keeping his heart beating steady, his lungs drawing breath, his temperature within a safe range, all while suppressing kirk's pain, and at the same trying, vainly, to keep their minds from tying themselves inexorably together, but they're pressed too close and he can't, and he hopes that kirk will forgive him, for bonding them like this (he will, of course he will), but the alternative, letting kirk die, was - unthinkable.
#no matter which direction it goes the one who formed the bond feels so guilty about it because That's Marriage & they never got permission#and the other just looks at them and says “i would have married you the day we met if you'd only asked”#it works both ways because they are both so stupidly down bad#i think there's a special sort of devastation with telepathy like this because If They Fail - they have to feel the life drain away#you tie yourself to them and you know that if it doesn't work. if they die. it will feel like your soul has been torn from you#because you're in love! and in order to save them you've taken them into yourself and given yourself over to them#so when they die - they take you too. maybe not ALL of you but certainly part. neither one can die without tearing the other to shreds now#star trek#star trek tos#tos#spirk#james t kirk#spock#jim kirk#k/s#tbh i've got a fic (SLOWLY) cooking which features spock desperately holding kirk to life while bones (panicked) operates on him#(w/ some mcspirk vibes because bones is afraid that if he loses kirk he'll lose spock too but spock refuses to let go)#but i'm such a slow writer so. in the meantime here's this
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You’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
Good luck, babe….
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#gonna make one for bribelle maybe too#went from raven being all my inspiration to being unable to not draw apple oh how the tables turn#is apple getting married to darling? to daring? who knows not the point#(in my head this is the scene of the two i never wrote in my fanfic but uhhhh yeah dw abt it guys)#eah#ever after high#apple white#briar beauty#applebeauty#brapple#fanart#my art tag
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oh ellie his fiancée made banana bread before every home game and thats what made him play well....huh well isnt that an interesting tidbit that doesn't remind me of anything at all...
Matthew Cup Day | 7.18.24 (x)
yeah this reminds me of nothing absolutely nothing at all (x)
absolutely nothing at all...
nothing really comes to mind actually...
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#sidney crosby. a shadow upon this league.#its like everytime you think its not about him its actually about him#somewhere in the middle of the heart of the woods sidney crosby just sneezed#hey man is it chill if i marry someone who reflects you#not to pit suzie homemakers against each other because all suzie homemakers are great but i would like to see the difference in recipes#lets compare notes shall we?#like i thought the jock thing and the cup thing was a pretty funny example of another hockey freak#but i cannot defend matthew any longer at this point BANANA BREAD?!!?!? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??????#i know everyone in this league is pathetically in love with him but like COME ON?????#matthew you are on your own jesus take the damn wheel#the wife-ification of one (1) sibney frobby...it has to be studied...
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