#like come ON

[glitter-stained]

"fix-it" fic but it's not fixing the angst or the sad ending it's fixing the shitty writing

[fall0utmind]

Why are they talking about being gentlemanly. Behaving like a gentleman doesn't win 8,9,10 world championships.

It's a competitive sport. It's not a game of who plays the nicest.

Valentino didn't win 9 by being a gentleman, I'd argue quite the opposite.

[honeyed-ghost]

Back at home my wife awaits for me.

She’s my everything.

My Penelope.

Based on Paolo e Virginia by Alessandro Puttinati.

[cxrrodedcoffin]

sorry but this is so absurd like i know this man whimpers so pathetically in bed

[danibee33]

*ahem* Simon “Ghost” Riley (that’s it, that’s the whole post)

[tea-cuz-why-not]

I’m calling it now, Sam’s gonna become an avatar, willingly.

[0nlyhere4phil]

annnyy minute now

[southerngoffics]

Frankie Stein in my style bc i have Very Strong opinions about them with a mullet

[ahfrickenfrick]

everyone is like ‘oh sunshine duke thomas!’ how sunshiny would you be if you were working the fucking gotham dayshift

bro is up at the asscrack of dawn and is legitimately dc’s spiderman but everyone is too busy comparing tim and peter to do anything ABOUT IT SMH

[thenameofthisblogistalkingheads]

I know shadow the hedgehog is the laughingstock of the gaming community because "haha edgy hedgehog" but I think so much about how a major canonical development for him was he saw a chronically ill 12 year old girl (who was his only friend) shot to death by the army in front of him because for some fucking reason Sonic the Hedgehog has the most batshit insane lore nobody fucking talks about

[fleurizo]

hello everyone taps mic yeah uh i am obsessed with this movie

also that toxic yuri was really something

unfortunately i am a fan

so sorry. please spare my life

[softestbuckley]

i'll never get over the shameless way eddie was watching buck during the poker game

[tangerinesayswhat]

as much as I love deadpool and wolverine, they’re not the first old man yaoi marvel movie, I mean like come on guys venom has been right there

[phoenixkaptain]

Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.

It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.

It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.

The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.

It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?

It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?

It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.

It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.

They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.

I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.

How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.

[percabeth4life]

"oooh I could never forgive Annabeth for using Percy as bait"

Okay well she was 12 and it was a camp game. So you know, she doesn't actually need forgivness