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mushyooms · 4 months ago

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Poseidon: after everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?

Odysseus:

based on this incredible tweet below i only drew over it HAHA

#this is it its the last one lads #i have no more shitpost in me #time to go back to more classic stuff where wind bag jetpacks arent a thing #epic the musical #epic the vengeance saga #epic the musical spoilers #penelope of ithaca #odysseus #my art

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honeypleasejustkillme · 5 months ago

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i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

#woke up feeling more lost and out of touch with myself.. my surroundings and my partner all in the span of a night.. what the hell..#i really need a new therapist. specifically a dbt therapist but i have really weird health insurance so there's not many options..#i just really need someone that i feel open enough to talk to about anything and that will actually help me and not just use the dumbass #worn out therapist lines..#bpd shitposting #actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #actually borderline #bpd vent #bpd fp #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #bpd problems #sorry 4 the long rant in tags :/

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everwalldigan · 7 months ago

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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

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eggnogtoast · 9 months ago

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is this anything

#this came to me in a dream #i realized i dont have to take all my art seriously so perhaps expect more shitpost/meme stuff #resident evil #re1 #chris redfield #albert wesker #jill valentine #rebecca chambers #fanart #art #my art #artists on tumblr #egg art

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lmadsadness · 2 months ago

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in the end, Shockwave took him out in a dating type of way

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bamsara · 1 year ago

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I love giving characters traits that I have myself. Like the inability to swim

#mutuals who goofed me for not being able to swim this one is out to you #trod au #narilamb #cult of the lamb #the rehabilitation of death #shitpost #i have more crude doodles hold on #also because the wool watered can drown sheep #doodles

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aziraphalalala · 1 year ago

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I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate?#i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

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this-too-shall-bleed · 6 months ago

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how can I get anything done when shit like this keeps popping into my head

inspired by this

#I just think fords Lore with bill would make a hilarious season 1 statement #jon sims vs every fucked up god ridden protagonist #(includes himself)#gravity falls shitpost #finally not putting off signing my art because uh.. my posts have been getting WAY more reach than I expect #I want to stray away from this cartoonish style I have but alas it finds me and mugs me #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma shitpost #stanford pines #ford pines #tma gravity falls crossover #is that a tag?#crossover #crossover fanart

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cozylittleartblog · 6 months ago

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redraw of a meme my brother sent me. hello ultrakill fandom

"the armor comes off-" yeah but that's not Nearly as funny

#ultrakill #maurice #gabriel #ultrakill gabriel #art #doodles #shitpost #he is a kind of robot to me. i dont know if im drawing more ultrakill but the armor aint never comin off okay #fanart #it is amazing how hard this stupid gayass angel was wiping the fucking floor with me until i remembered to Slide #reminds me. ''i dont know if im drawing more ultrakill'' no that's a lie i have at least one more doodle. and THEN i dont know #his fight pissed me off before that. but not nearly as much as the secret Crash Bandicoot mission. fuck that level <3 fuck that LEVEL #NEVER PLAYED CB AND NOW I NEVER WILL OUT OF NOTHING BUT SPITE THANKS

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aria-greenhoodie · 6 months ago

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Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️

Click for Quality!

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sentientsky · 1 year ago

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here, have some silly little good omens valentine’s day cards from your local arospec dumbass

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aardciaga · 1 month ago

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episode 2.... im thinkingggg

#severance spoilers #severance #severance helly #severance helena #sorry the second doodle is so shit #but its so funny to me #helena fujoing out over helly and mark #like get a JOB. GET AWYA FROM HER #how is helly more free than you #we have got to tell kier about this #my art #helly #helena eagan #i wish i like could draw fanart more often but i can only do shitposts

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star-lights-up · 1 month ago

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i was rewatching the first class mutant-finding montage

and i noticed

he's chewing something in this shot???

sir. what are you doing. 🤨

more importantly what snacks are you eating on this road trip.

Erik with a bag of potato chips. in prison. adopting alex. with his husband. what a vibe.

(charles is judging him.)

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fiuworks · 8 months ago

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one of my favourite things about tma is that Annabelle is described as ‘looking like a film student’ and as someone who went to a dedicated film college it gets a laugh out of me because she could look anywhere from crawled out of the incinerator from Toy Story or look like something that would result from dropping a Japanese fashion subculture in joker acid

#the magnus archives #I personally fell somewhere near Toy Story incinerator at my time in college #I was aiming for Rodrick Heffley but more vanilla nerd #I think Annabelle is like. eccentric vintage Victorian steampunk leaning?#Whatever really it really lends NO clarity to her appearance is what I’m saying and it’s funny to me #tma #tma podcast #magpod #annabelle cain #shitposting after one piña colada #AGAIN. I can’t keep having piña coladas

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whosectype · 2 years ago

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