#x men shitpost

[sabretoothtrailcamserve]

[knightashes]

Extra xmen shit from my insta cause ngl I really like the vibe here and I’m probably gonna start reposting other stuff I like from there >:))))

[archaickosmonot]

whatever is happening you can trust I'm spending way too much time on a bit

[moonleey]

Average Cherik message discussion :

Erik : Send dudes.

Charles: Erik, you mean nudes?

Erik: No Charles, dudes. I’m in a fight I need backups.

[star-lights-up]

my English teacher was out today and left us a two paged creative writing assignment, which for me means I will be writing/stressing out about a ten paged short story for the next three days.

in retaliation, I’m making it a fanfic (turning it in with different names don’t worry I’m a pro at misleading).

so, uh, get reading for a detective!erik/teacher and forensics linguistics expert!charles, dadneto, all the x mansion kids helping to solve crime, possibly part chat fic Cherik fanfic this Thursday????

[starbuckscommitmentissues]

Was watching this scene in x-men 2000 with friends and one of them said “Her clothes say middle management but her eyes say ‘fucky fucky’”

[ghoulsgraveyard]

mama a girl behind you!

[buttermilkpetals]

I found a thread of a bunch of these and I'm gonna draw them as x men characters because its so much funnier to insert random characters into them. Here's the first one of many!

[smokedapplecores]

Fred is a fine dining connoisseur so Mortimer better watch those frog legs of his (yes I know his name is Toad but that ruins the joke)

[3ofspades]

Your lips, my lips... X-Men Apocalypse

[suzieloveships]

All or nothing duo strikes again

This looked funnier in my head

[retrobr]

I have no idea what I am doing but I thought it's funny

Wade sent him this mug btw

[troythecatfish]

[moonleey]

Could Erik win child custody against Charles?

This question has been on my and my friends’ mind and the answer is…depend.

For the First divorce the popular: Cuba beach divorce

If we count the first class as their children (of course we do) Erik won the custody of Angel and Raven leaving Charles with Hank. Alex and Sean will leave because f*uck.

Second divorce, or more like the divorce in the divorce The pentagone:

For Peter he can’t won his custody even if he knew because he’s a criminal to the eyes of the law, but he could possibly see him during visits, same for Wanda and Laurna if he have a good lawyer AND have to declare them as his children.

After that we have a Cherik re-mariage in Paris after Apocalypse.☺️

Then a off-screen divorce? Or they just wanted to put distance idk- but Erik have another child and a wife? But they get killed so who cares? (I cried)

Erik could almost have asked for custody of Jean if he had adopted her in the meantime but we all know that he tried to kill her so it's no.

So the answer is NO. Legally Erik don’t win any of Cherik child custody but you can still wrap them in your brotherhood team, so who cares 🤷

[star-lights-up]

I'm making the executive decision to start saying "love" "dear" and "sugar" in casual conversation

[jaymang0]

Idiot YEARNS for BIGGER IDIOT