ghoulsgraveyard

[ghoulsgraveyard]

Get off c.ai and find a tumblr blog who rps as a fictional character or read fanfic like a sane person

[ghoulsgraveyard]

[ghoulsgraveyard]

worst part of being transmasc (besides the transphobia, misogyny, transmisandry) is the fact that the women i find most attractive are usually butch lesbians 😔

they dont want me 😔 and if they did i would feel dysphoric 😔

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word count! i need a word count! helps me decide when in my day to read that fic. also helps me decide if i want to read it in conjunction to the tags. like if its tagged slow burn but the fic is only 500 words i'm not going to read it because i know that "slow burn" was just added as a buzzword to get more clicks.

i enjoy a trope list in the same way a menu lists off some of the ingredients in the food items. so i know what's in there and can decide what im in the mood for.

mini mood board is fun but not totally necessary for me. i tend to not read the authors note too closely but i skim over it.

if theres no image on tumblr, for some reason it feels unfinished? just in my opinion. a summary is a must have for me.

also, if theres no "readmore" drop down i hate that.

For some research what catches your eye to read a fic?

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Heyyy 💖

I'm thinking abt Beefy Bucky and Butch Bucky 😵‍💫.

Help omg, why do both of them sound of hot...Beefy Bucky could snap me in half like a pistachio and I'll thank him.

Butch Bucky not minding that bush and fingerings the fuck out of that pussy, I'm gonna faint...

>~🌿°☆

beefy bucky would snap you in half. he would have you stretching before hand so those knees can be pressed tightly against your chest

it’s butch!bucky spreading your folds just so she can see that pretty pink and swollen clit if yours before she’s nudging it with her thumb and her two long fingers slide in and out of you

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then write your own and stop clogging up the tags with your complaints about the works that you get to (because no one is forcing you) read for free.

me when i try to find a good fanfiction but all of them contains dirty talking, talking while having sex, degradation, talking while having sex, impossible positions and talking while having sex

did i mention talking while having sex?

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i wish my friend wasnt dead.

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I think what annoys me the most about Grindr, is the amount of dudes that don’t read the info that you supply them.

“Where’s ur cock?”

Right beside the 9mm in my nightstand. Next question.

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wow i hate the new format so much

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licking the screen

JOSEPH QUINN as MICHAEL Hoard - deleted scene

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would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

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oh brother im there

there's free weed for especially faggy little nerds in my basement. good weed too. pupweed.

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people who tag shit incorrectly please expect coal in your stocking.

if it is an OC, stop tagging it as "x reader"

if the "reader" has a name, it is an OC

if the fic is not finished, dont mark it as complete

dont tag a ship thats not there just to try and get reach.

dont add random conflicting tags; "hurt no comfort" and "angst with a happy ending" cannot coexist. why are they both tagged in the same fic.

its just not that hard you guys.

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ARE TOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I GO OUT TO THE DOCTORS UNMASKED ONE FUCKING TIME ON ACCIDENT. AND I GET COVID. ACTUALLY FUCK MY LIFE.

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I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

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HES HUST SO FUCKING BIGGGGGGGGGGGGG

God…the size difference…I just know his dick is as thick as a statue I JUST KNOW ITTTTT

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can i come over to your house and stare at you like this