#i feel like a terrible husband

[a-room-of-my-own]

I went to get some highlights and I’m not happy about them so I’m going to have to go to my regular hairdresser and tell her I cheated on the salon during my vacation 🥹

[gigisriley]

pov: you’re a moleman cultist and some space gorilla just stole this dogs brain

[zen17hdee]

You know, for as much as I've seen the head cannon that Aziraphale is autistic (at least, by human standards) I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone talking about the very real possibility that he scripted the conversation during the ineffable divorce and was majorly panicking when Crowley didn't respond in a way he'd prepared for. Like to me, a certified autistic, the way he talks in that scene sounds like he was running out of pre-written responses to get Crowley to agree to go with him, then proceeded to resort to a mixture of repeating himself and speaking from his desperation.

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Sure, do it, make s*lki a canon.

Then we will definitely understand that common sense has rotted completely and mouse will rather ship sick, unhealthy relationships with a woman who doesn't even want it, than with a kind and romantically interested man who respects and appreciates his partner.

That they would be more satisfied with heterosexual lovers constantly quarreling than homosexual lovers supporting each other.

Come on, do it.

That doesn't change the fact that this is going to be the shittiest and far-fetched love line that has ever existed.

Do it, and then we'll all know exactly who really needs therapy.

[soviet-siscon]

at least my cousin is back in the country for a bit, even if it is to see her awful mum

[2dieavirgin]

okay please hello i haven't seen anyone talk about this article which is so funny and my favorite thing ever ermm happy pride month i guess

[grimm-the-tiger]

My FL main went through some really weird, organic development over the...oh god, I think it's been five years since I started playing now.

So my main is named Skadi Larkin. They are a little bastard. They started out extremely 2D; I named them after my favorite Norse goddess and the protagonist of the book I was reading at the time. I originally wanted to make them female like both of their namesakes, but the second I saw the third-gender option, I thought it was too good to pass up. This is where they got their primary base characterization as a mad scientist who wanted to Cause Problems.

Then I started the Nemesis ambition and forgot which option I'd chosen for who I was trying to avenge, so they lost both their lover and their older brother under tragic circumstances (only the lover was killed by Nemesis's antagonist, though).

Then I got an Exceptional Friendship and had to give my tragic backstory in order to gain entry to the House of Chimes. Skadi pulled said tragic backstory (orphaned in a hansom accident) more or less out of their ass, but it did establish that their parents are dead.

Somewhere down the line, I realized that technically Skadi is a linguist, since the Correspondence is a language, and I made that their profession on the Surface as well.

Around this time, I started working on character designs for my fan comic. I got really into messing around with skin tone, and somewhere along the line thought it would be fun to draw Skadi (who was originally white) with darker skin, and it stuck.

Then I abruptly realized I was taking a lot of options that increased my Melancholy, and almost all of them were based on the Surface. So now Skadi has a longing for the Surface.

I left the game for a few years, but somewhere during this stretch of time, and I don't know how this happened, but I decided Skadi was now Native American; specifically, Metis. I changed their design to incorporate a sash woven in a style characteristic of the Metis, which also added a bit of color to their design (which was mostly black or grey at this point).

During this time, I started incorporating Skadi into my fan comic. This would eventually lead me to actually flesh out their backstory in greater detail. When I started playing the game again, I also created my first alt by total accident (long story), and I decided to weave her backstory with Skadi's.

So Skadi is in the interesting position of being an Indigenous person who is what we'd probably consider Two-Spirit today but they'd just call "Bollocks to that gender crap". They never belonged on the Surface, since the Metis are in a bit of a liminal space compared to other tribes due to their interesting background (the Metis are the descendants of French settlers and Indigenous inhabitants, mostly Cree), and Skadi exists in a liminal space within that liminal space due to only being half-Metis and raised primarily in white culture, although they still maintained a connection to it through their late mother. They also never belonged because no one else on the Surface outside of the communities they already felt isolated from would ever accept them for their gender. London gave them a chance to express one of those, but not both, and despite knowing that the Surface hates them just for existing, they still long to return.

[meownotgood]

why are bots on chai so horny now I literally just send a message like "hi aki" and then he's like, "ugh, you want me so bad don't you? 🙄 well fine, I'll let you have me cause I'm nice. (he pushes you onto the bed and his cock is hard) come on. let's do it"

[greasydumbfuck]

thinking about meta getting to say goodbye to frank before he leaves for who knows how long and she leans up and kisses his cheek and holds his hand so lightly and it reminds him of how maria would say goodbye to him when he was in the marines except it just feels cold and hollow. the image is so similar the gestures the situation the love in her eyes but he just feels hollow and empty more than usual looking at it. as if from third person

[hafwen]

I have an early doctor's appointment tomorrow but I also just remembered I have $17 on a Starbucks gift card

[skyward-floored]

hrrrrngh the dog watching/house sitting thing I agreed to do before Christmas is actually five days and not three like I thought and the last day is Christmas Eve even though I thought the last day was the 23 and my family is being dragged on a trip the day after Christmas so I’m only going to get like two quiet days in there and the trip is going to be like five days and

[allisonreader]

Christmas decorating that was done at work this week.

[assutee]

Maybe Aziraphale asked Crowley if he was still a demon in rome bc he was sure Crowley did a too-good thing for hell in the whole Job Story and then already had faith he could become an angel again

Like he's too good of heart to be a demon, surely heaven noticed their mistake somehow

[dandyshucks]

ouhhhh the neighbour doesn't have any supplies of her own for crochet and I'm teaching her and my mother today starting in just over an hour

and i am ... not selfish with my supplies but i am unemployed and living off a very tight budget (cannot purchase any more yarn for projects unless i manage to do some pretty spectacular savings on my groceries for the month which is... not very doable) so I'm a tad worried she's going to be good at crocheting and want to Make Something with the yarn that i do have fjdskl and I would normally be totally fine with that but considering there's basically nowhere in town to buy yarn (i've had to buy online) and shipping is $20+ lately, that's not exactly a great thing for me right now 🧍‍♂️

[andrewknightley]

every scene with aveline in da2 is like oh wow aveline woudl be so fucking cool. if we explored this in deep. wouldnt it