#i talk so much about this dumbass shit but like ough man i. this is my space :(

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thinking about meta getting to say goodbye to frank before he leaves for who knows how long and she leans up and kisses his cheek and holds his hand so lightly and it reminds him of how maria would say goodbye to him when he was in the marines except it just feels cold and hollow. the image is so similar the gestures the situation the love in her eyes but he just feels hollow and empty more than usual looking at it. as if from third person

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ALL. of the f/o love trope asks w/!!! Bojack!! If yr up for it! >:D

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YES YES YES YES ITS HE HOURS

Childhood friend pack time for the Soft Content

Buckle up this is a long one fjehxhd

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Aborted Declaration of Love: How long did it take for you to finally confess to your F/O? How did it go? Were there several attempts, or was it just The One?

Ough. Well. There were. DEFINITELY. Several attempts. He's hard to talk to about certain things, so a love confession? God perish the thought.

Accidental Hand Hold: When did you first hold hands with your F/O?

Uhm! Actually when we were kids! Yeah we held hands a lot as kids.

We still did even after, of course but like. Its subtle BFJDHXH. Or when he's nervous and if you couldn't tell I AM the one always initiating contact.

After-Action Patch-Up: How does your F/O react when they see you got hurt? How do they tend to your injury?

Depends on the injury but he's probably laughing his stupid ass off in the background instead of actually helping me.

Otherwise it's a trip to the hospital and a panicked "why the hell would you do that?? What dumbass possessed you to do something so stupid."

Thankfully I'm not the one prone to injury.

Almost Kiss: What was your first kiss with your F/O like?

It was. I dunno! The movies make the first kiss seem so magical but I didn't feel like that I guess? It didn't feel like sparks or whatever.

Our first kiss was. Clumsy. I mean that in the nicest way possible fhdhxhd we were teens! He'd argue that it didn't count but I think he's just embarrassed.

It was nice- in a way where you finally find something that's been lost for months and you have that "Oh!! That's where that's been!!" And maybe you're a little upset after because it was such an obvious spot and you don't know how you didn't see it before-

He might've been my gay awakening actually what the fuck

Beautiful Dreamer: Who’s usually the first to fall asleep while the other stares and admires?

Depends. I mean we both do- I have a tendency to do it in the mornings. He just looks so peaceful.

Bodyguard Crush: How does your F/O make you feel safe?

He doesn't.

I mean, I enjoy living the life of luxury as much as he does and I made him install a security system bc he is the type to just leave his door unlocked or put fucking aluminum foil in the microwave-!!

I'd argue I make HIM feel safe but that would depend on him realizing that I'm trying to keep the house from getting robbed or catching fire or some dumb shit.

Caught In The Rain: How does your F/O react if a sudden rainstorm interrupts your date with them?

Dude I LOVE rainstorms- he might get all up in arms about nature ruining our gay little old man picnic but I am LIVING for it.

It's the chance to take a nice drive or for me to be stupid and sappy and tooth-rottingly romantic towards him.

Grow Old With Me: How long have you and your F/O been together?

Ah. 3? Years? We uhm. Dated a bit on and off too but those never really counted- they were. Spur of the moment "my life is so shitty and I need someone" things. So maybe not dated- uh

We're together now! And it's been 3 years.

Laugh Of Love: What are some things your F/O does to make you laugh?

Standup! God unprompted standup is. I live for it and of course he's great at it- I could listen to him talk for hours too. He can be an asshole sometimes but he knows what to do when I'm having a bad day.

Love Epiphany: When and how did you realize you loved your F/O? When and how did they realize they loved you?

Oh boy well. I didn't really KNOW I had a crush on him until- what. Sometimes 1985s? I think it might've been before that even- which is gross! God I was yearning and I didn't know- and when I did-!! Ugh, he said something stupid, I know it was stupid- a joke probably but it was just the funniest fucking thing to him! And seeing him laugh at his own joke made ME laugh of course and I just had that...feeling. of Knowing. Like oh. I wouldn't mind hearing that laugh for the rest of my life. I guess I got what I wanted considering we stayed friends for so long but. Not quite.

I couldn't tell you when it happened for him- he won't tell me, just that it was there for awhile and he just ignored it. He said he wanted to tell me, because we were friends- close as hell friends, seen eachother naked friends- inappropriately close. But he was nervous and I can't- I can't fault him for that because I was too- and he didn't think it would happen! Because he's 'a piece of shit' and 'generally doesn't deserve good things' which- untrue. I'm glad he thinks of me as a good thing in his life though.

Marry For Love: Are you and your F/O married? If so, how was the wedding like? If you aren’t, do you plan on getting married, and if so, how would you like it to be like?

Yessss we are. The wedding was a private affair though, group of friends and. Group of friends.

It was nice, not super big but still pretty exciting! Bojack brings it up a lot, that he's married. I think its cute.

Post-Kiss Catatonia: How did you and your F/O react to your first kiss together?

OH MAN okay so. For one we're doing this in MY bedroom, parents out, doors locked incase they get back before they said they would and we're dicking around as teens often do- god I don't even remember what started the talk about first kisses n' sex n' shit but.

Well we kissed, and afterwards it just that dead silence where we were staring at eachother with red faces and- I shoved him! Lightly obviously but shit was TENSE so I. Created a healthy diversion. Continued goofing around. It was successful. We never talked about it again.

Sickeningly Sweethearts: Do you and your F/O engage in PDA? If yes, how do the surrounding people react?

Uh. Well nowadays we're more open about it I think. He definitely initiates it more than I do now anyway, I think he's just excited that he has someone to do that with- even then it's handholds and arms around the shoulder in public and pet names.

Unless we're drunk. It's like the PDA increases by 90%.

You Must Be Cold: How does your F/O keep you warm when it’s cold outside?

As if it's ever cold where we are.

Uh blankets, hot drinks that I give him offended looks for, lots of close contact. Ugh but he can be so smug about it that I'd rather freeze to death- like when I DON'T grab a coat on the way out after being told it's cold like bastard I get it! Gimme your fucking coat! Love him to death but sometimes I wanna strangle him.

Zip Me Up: Does your F/O help you get dressed for the day? Do you help them?

Not usually? Depends- it there's a big event and we're going together- friends or not- we try to match up a little. But if its everyday stuff or small dates then no.

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yknow what its i write post about how much i love my friends,happy holidays i lov e my friends very much

like hayden is so smart and cool and she is my sister and i love her so much. shes so so so cute i simply adore her. like??? she basically always knows how to deal with all my stupid shit i have no idea how to even start dealing with. and shes so patience and deal with my dumbass self so much and i adore her. her sense of humor is so fucking excellent and her taste? OUGH she has such a sweet taste. im happy we been togeather for as long as we have. she grounds me and makes me so happy that i literally look foward to just talking to her. im ready to drop anything and everything just to hang out with her. i really mean that!

and newt? OUgh the most handsome and talent man iv ever met. im literally? blessed and amazed i get to have someone like that in my life. newt just has so many skills and is so amazingly talented in anything he does. hes just a excellent little man! his cooking? so good. his art? his CRAFTS???? so excellent. and have i mentioned my friends are hilarious, their so fucking funny and newt as much as we love to bicker and fight i always do find their humor so funny and i love them so much they are a light in my fucking life. hes just so bold and cool and i really do look up to him i think hes just a fucking amazing guy

i love my friends!!! i love you guys!!!!!!