#i can normally bake

[literallylivingfortuesday]

I can not handle much spicy foods. I know I have White taste buds... but why is ginger so spicy?! Why are cloves also spicy??!! Like yes of course my ancestors definitely deserve shame upon them, but must I be unable to eat shop shitting brought gingerbread!?! Must I be lumbered with making my own gingerbread only for my hand to slip, making the fiery ginger-fucking-not-even-bread-cake-in-a-bloody-mug??!!!

[sheepwater]

Sebek gives me husky vibes lol

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[draco-glacialis]

Rio: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Lilia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Alice, drunk: FLOOR IT!!

Rio: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Lilia: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Rio: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Agatha, also drunk: DO IT!

Lilia: NO-

[thedeadthree]

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[danandphilplay]

what the phuck would this bake into is the real question

[emberwritesinsight]

Oh I have a horrible idea

You know how Akio can canonically bake at least a little? Imagine if he had access to the internet and could post these weird ass baking videos

[ectonurites]

sometimes i think my mom was designed in a lab to make me feel the need to punch a wall

[lightningbig]

clawing at the walls any time I even think of vander or silco or their vision for zaun in general. the bitterness of wanting better but knowing you can't have it. clawing through the rubble to build yourself up but all you end up doing is causing more destruction. unburying yourself to bury someone else. the fury of holding on to something so tight that you don't even realize you've killed it.

[ksen-noodles]

meet Vandal!

Yea, that slugcat that very much isn't supposed to be slobbering all over your superstructure, yet it is

[antirepurp]

i hate to admit it but im starting to understand why everyone gives their textures wild and stupidly detailed material textures: it's kind of fun when you have the tools for it actually

[shortqueershakespeare]

Funny that my migraines can sometimes just look like me being too fucking tired and foggy to mediate between family members

[theloveinc]

i think Kirishima would get addicted to Subway, like that boy loves a footlong with a bag of chips.

absolutely gives you the other half of his sandwich always, only eats it if you say no to it.

He is just like me!! I love a good ol' subway AND need a bag of chips or a soup with my sammy or the meal isn't complete.

God forbid he only discovers it on one of your trips home to visit family...... 'cuz he eats there literally once and is suddenly acting like he's never had a good meal before in his life AND crying when you have to leave it behind to go back to Japan. Throughout your whole trip, you catch him ordering it for delivery at absolutely random times because he both wants to get it while he still can, and... just has the appetite to eat home cooked food made by your family AND. a whole fucking submarine.

But if we pretend that Subway is the same in every country... and it's so funny to say because he's NOT stupid, but... I do think he gets caught up in the whole, "it's healthy!!!!!!!!" thing, at least he claims, and "healthier than some other places!!!" when you pester him about eating darn-near a loaf of bread.

I do have to disagree with you, tho :( ... I think he WANTS to give you half of his sandwich, and would, if it came to down it. But after the first couple times ordering and having to split everything in half, he starts needing a whole footlong to himself and just orders two every time he goes so you can have your own. LMFAOOOO. He is so ridiculous, but can we blame him? No.

(He's so... man. about it, too. Brings home his sandwich and delicately unwraps it like it's some sort of baby, and puts it on a plate, and pours his chips out very neatly on the side, and gets himself a lil side dish of raddish pickles. Who tf does he think he is, it's HILARIOUS.

He meets your? dad or brother or even just male co-worker and they literally bond over it asdjkfa;sjdk.)

[blujayonthewing]

love to have Literally Just More Than One thing I want to do for myself for fun and get completely fatigued and paralyzed by overwhelm about it

[sysig]

Just Desserts continental northern map made using this method! :D (Patreon)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

what if we held on to whatever we get the idea of as Normal as unquestionable & think all you can do to this normal is apply some veneers overtop it to be more polite & also resent that. maybe we could project that everyone who seems to be Annoyingly Disruptively doing more than this must be putting on a performance to look good &/or humor others b/c that's all we ever believe we're doing, & again, we resent even that much....maybe we could use our show of More Polite language to make the same points blaming everyone who our Normal mistreats for their own mistreatment

[peppermintmochafem]

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