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it’s been a week but I keep thinking about So Did They Ask You gate when you put it all together it’s so funny why was he dodging the question like a politician😭😭

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PSA: YOU ARE LOVED AND YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE, ALWAYS

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blurry pic of hozier watching chappell roan's set you're the most important thing in my life rn

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Just realised I see more posts on here with my VPN on than without it. Not even nsfw stuff. Just more posts from a wider variety of accounts.

This stupid fuckin country man

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”

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reject modernity (saying “divorced dad selfie”) ❌

embrace tradition (saying “elis james selfie”) ✅

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Complimented on my outfit two days in a row

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The BBC deciding to not air Hozier's speech he gave at Reading festival is genuinely so disgusting of them.

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Now they’re trying to take the UK’s VPNs away.

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Since I'm therapist-posting recently:

Legitimately self-compassion is the biggest mental health life hack of all time. I'm NOT talking about self-esteem. You do NOT have to like yourself one bit. You don't have to believe that you're a good person who deserves good things. You just have to believe that you're a person who deserves the things all people deserve.

You can't get from "I'm the Worst" to "I'm a worthy and lovable person" without passing through "I'm just a regular fuckup like everybody else."

Try it on. If you're really addicted to being mean to yourself, you can start by framing it as I'm Not Special. Embrace being a regular fuckup like everybody else.

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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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I hate you chronic illness I fucking hate you

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.