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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and
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Twin Peaks: The Return (2017) / dir. David Lynch
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i could be your girlfriend who never texts you back
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It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women
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#this is hard to gauge ngl. because of the restraining order we had with my dad and the fact that we've been no-contact with that#whole side of the family since 2013. so its like well that is one big piece of drama right there Obviously but like#im much more familiar with the drama in my mom's side because we're more actively involved there.
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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny
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thank you to the 7 people who like all my posts
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what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa
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Nightwing and Robin. Private commission, ink on paper.
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The greatest minds of our generation are on tumblr in music RPF circles.
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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍
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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "peanuts" you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: bro i swear i saw a beagle dressed as a fighter pilot
My buddy woodstock pacing: ''' '''''' '' ''''' '' ''!!
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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
#it's a long ass list but to imo the 2 big ones: mint (makes me nauseous) egg (also makes me nauseous. egg as an ingredient if not#it's own distinct taste is okay though—i'm good with like baked goods. just do not give me something egg-tasting)
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hikaru riso 🫀🪢
5 color riso *new and improved!*
will be in my shop update soon ~
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