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"how do you end up with 172 asks in ur inbox" well I keep waiting for when I'm coherent enough to answer them eloquently and well I think I'm gonna be waiting forever...
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they call me the nuance lover because I love nuance
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for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.
#me actually#i was very late and also an emergency c section and the doctors said i was born the size of a 3 month old#they legit didnt have diapers at the hospital big enough for me and had to run to a store across the street 👍#any tiny baby clothes my mom was gifted before i was born had to get returned or passed on to someone else djshsh
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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don’t be sad . blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you, okay?
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discord server youre trying to be more active in would benefit from a wiki describing the most active members and major server events and injokes and such. unforchies this is insanely autistic thinking
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there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.
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here’s death of the endless tiddies. if you even care
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#one week ago rn i just got out of a very fun concert but then the next day had my allergy shot which gave me a really bad allergic reaction#and it literally wasn't until like Yesterday that my skin was finally back to normal after that. so it genuinely has been a very long#annoying and uncomfortable week fr. bright side is i got mcr tickets on friday. but the rest has been very ugghghghg
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Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it
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#restraining order level bad lol#(<- to be clear we don't have the restraining order anymore bc. court systems suck. but my mom and i did have one with him for years)
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just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!
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#depends on a few factors: is it at a theater or at home?#is it a movie we've all seen before or one that we haven't?#like. new movie in theater? i will kill u with hammers if u try to actually Talk talk. a throw away comment is one thing but overall. shhh#movie we've seen before in theaters? minimal <5% commentary that is QUIETLY whispered between friends (so as not to bother others) is fine.#new movie at home? due to having the ability to pause and rewind it means a bit of talking is okay but still not preferred#movie we've seen before at home? if its one we've seen a million times Go Fuckin Wild. if on the newer side maybe keep it minimal but#again due to The Ability To Go Back At Will its not a big deal if talking occurs
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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle barbara gordon being angry that she was shot
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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW
Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.
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This is an ad I was given.
I did it. I have perfected the algorithm. I have won at curating the perfect online presence.
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