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she/her, 18+, printf("%p", malloc(sizeof(double)));
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literally nothing i can do but wait this is annoying
time to wait an entire week to find out if i still have a chance of things going good or if things will return to normal (bad)
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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time to wait an entire week to find out if i still have a chance of things going good or if things will return to normal (bad)
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Oh yeah here's another place from my work place


It's stairs that no one uses
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#not having a pad is very unpleasant#does it even count as camping if you're in a cabin that's just a different thing
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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me
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Seems like you left some moldy food in your fridge…
I guess it’s their fridge now
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i've convinced yet another person to learn rust
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can i get a confirmation on a theory im working on. rice shower is bugs
proofs: >big fucken eyes >antennae >smalllllll >skitters around rice shower is bugs?
Insect Key:
Question 1: Subject has six legs. Go to question 2.
Question 2: Subject has no wings. Go to Wingless Insect Key.
Question 1: Insect has eyes. Go to question 4.
Question 4: Insect has more than 6 segments on its abdomen. Go to question 5.
Question 5: Insect lacks a split tail at abdomen (does not appear to have 2 tails). Go to question 6.
Question 6: Insect has 3 or more "tails" at end of abdomen. Go to question 7.
Question 7: Insect's eyes do NOT meet at the top of its head. Order Thysanura. (partially obsolete order, now recognized as Archaeognatha and Zygentoma)
Conclusion: This is a silverfish, firebrat, or bristletail.
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