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sheree-says-stuff · 2 days

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man who makes me question my sexuality (christian bale)

#I WANT TO BITE HIM I WANT TO GNAW ON HIM #I WANT TO CHEW HIM #GOD #GODDD #I WANT HIM SO BADDDDD I'M SOOOO DOWN BAD JESUS #how did this happen!!!

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paper-star-ships · 1 year

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My birthday is in seven days 0-o

#pdf.chatterbox #How did this happen!!!#gosh it really crept up on me I didn’t even notice #anyway because next month is my birthday month I’m considering letting myself read TLU and A Fine and Private Place instead of a new book #on one hand the goal is a book I’ve never read before every month #on the other hand… birthday month 🥺🎉#I’m so tired of reading bad/boring books yall ;;;#At the very least if I read these two I’ll be assured that I’ll get something out of it #my first and second fav books for birthday month… two familiar books in exchange for not reading a new book #I think I just might do that

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alwaysbethewest · 2 years

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#i signed up for the secret santa fic exchange thinking it was low pressure because the word count minimum was 750 #but now my draft is like #longer than about 90 percent of my previous fics #how did this happen!!!#what am i doing!#what is writing #the due date is tomorrow and i am just... choosing to have faith in myself that it will turn out legible lmao #and by legible i meant readable #i'm not uploading a handwritten copy lol

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redstonedust · 5 months

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now #and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal #but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.

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iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid · 2 months

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funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

#me #like how do you fuck up SO tremendously hsjdhdjhk #trump shooting #idk what to tag it if you guys have it blacklisted but hopefully that covers it #5k #when did THAT happen

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cyancees · 2 years

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

#adhd #doodles #show this to your therapist instead of failing to explain it like i did #me: its like i cant control my thoughts like i was trying to think of something earlier today but #all i could think of was this giraffe eating leaves and no matter how hard i tried to focus the thought would just. replay #my therapist: what happens if you try to let the thought just play out #me: ........ i dont know but i dont want it to be there at all when im trying to do simple addition in a maths exam #10k #100k

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redsray · 7 months

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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

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madohomurat · 10 months

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trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it

#the same thing happens with black people #black people are everywhere! especially online! black gay and black trans people!#but when your community is suspiciously devoid of them then theres something wrong and you need to acknowledge it #even if its not intentional you need to think about how theres minority groups who do not feel safe around you at face value #this is why loud and outright support and solidarity is so important #black people and trans people and etc minority groups will assume you are unsafe unless you explicitly state otherwise #you can't just sit there and say 'well they didnt approach us so its not our fault for not including them!'#like did you TRY to get them to approach you??#cy texts

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #oswald fnaf #Jeff fnaf #Jeff’s pizza #into the pit #fnaf itp #Jeff from Jeff’s pizza my beloved…#I did finish into the pit btw #(which I might replay soon to get the best ending)#CAN I JUST SAY I love Jeff #He’s just so chill #I like how he doesn’t really stop Oswald at all #he’s actually really nice to the lil guy despite how exhausted he is #so needed any excuse I could have to draw him out #Michael curious what happened to Freddy’s after it shut down etc #SHOCKED that the Jeff in Jeff’s pizza is a real dude named Jeff #Jeff is once again unphased by Michael just think he’s sick #it’s funny cause Jeff is called ‘zombie pizza guy’ ny Oswald in the books #so truly Jeff and Michael might just match in vibes pff #also may draw Jeff again.. I think he’s neat #might update his design too here and there but I think I more or less got him down

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some-kind-of-creature · 2 months

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It wasn’t supposed to be a secret.

If you died while with the league, you will no longer be acknowledged to have existed, especially if you died during a mission. A disappointment will not be remembered.

The bats and birds don’t like speaking about the people they have lost, so they don’t. If someone ask about the dead, they will tell the person they don’t talk about that.

So how was Damian supposed to know that he should have told his father about his dead brother?

#dpxdc #dcxdp #danny and damian are siblings #demon twins #or #older brother Danny #a dead brother #who is not as dead as everyone was led to believe #but that's not the main focus right now #Bruce is angry at Damian for not telling him about his other son #Damian is rightfully confused #all his life the dead were not to be acknowledged #if you died you might as well have never existed at all #so Bruce has only himself to blame #(and obviously the maternal side of Damian's family tree)#especially if he dismissed Damian's questions about his parents in the past #but how did they come to know about Danny?#good question!#maybe a summoning #planned by the JL or a cult thing #or he is a new JLD member #Batfam on a road trip and they happen to stop in AP #Danny goes to college in Gotham and people who want PHDs get monitored #take your pick #there are a lot of possibilities #CreatureWrites

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hinamie · 1 month

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quick itfs sketch page

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiita #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuuji #megumi #fr some reason it's rare fr me to b happy with monochrome pieces so i am combatting tht general dislike by making it itfs #harder 2 dislike smth when it's a bunch of sketches of my ship kissing #oh ya threw in some good ol Corner Angst also bc i ended up not wanting 2 draw a third kiss dsfhjshdsdfjg #doing this got me thinking about tht one itfs piece i did back in april #captioned smth smth 'im on an itafushi kick'#n how that was like. the piece that opened the floodgates n made me realize how actually insane i am abt them #before it was just a casual Yeah This Ship Is Cute ill draw for it when the mood strikes #then after doing tht draws i ws like wait a minute whats happening to me #now here i am 5 months later completely emotionally dependent on these 2 traumatized 15 year olds #anyway this sheet is kind of an homage 2 the other one :'> how far ive come. how far theyve come. they make me ill every waking hour

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xandrikart · 4 months

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#Imogen did started to do it earlier but it also happened right before the confession to Laudna.#Now she just experimenting with what she already got because her relationships crumble.#I can't believe that I once again spending so much time on memes...#bells hells #critical role fanart #critical role #cr3 #Dorian Storm #Imogen Temult #Ashton Greymoore #dorym #imodna #callowmoore #It's so funny that I just did the pin post and took time to write how I rarely tag ships #and that's pretty much the first thing I do after this

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watchingwisteria · 10 months

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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.