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LMB, but he got yeeted.

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lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

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coffee tim is OUT, energy drink tim is IN

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Ghost Beauty Standards

So what if ghosts have their own scale for beauty?

Waxy pale skin, half-lidded eyes, empty eyes, colorless lips, ashen complexion, and sunken cheeks.

These are considered the most attractive features of a ghost without the extra bells and whistles.

Tim did not know this when he sat at his desk after pulling a week straight of sleepless case-solving and his desk neighbor was staring at him.

Danny had never seen anyone more beautiful until he noticed Tim. He looked like he could drop dead at any moment. Did he even drink water? Eating?

Those beautiful glassy vacant eyes made Danny blush. He couldn't take his eyes off him.

When class ended Tim sat up Danny heard his back crack from his still position. Thoughts of rigor mortis filled his head and the sound of popping bones was almost a turn-on. Danny didn't even know what that said about him.

Danny had to consider what to do next to tame his feelings. He could stop his attraction by helping his classmate improve his health. Or he could satisfy his urges by courting him.

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When my mutuals post art/fanfic/edits

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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It's truly magical how a post that says "I'll block people who post ai generated pieces, because I don't want to see ai content" gets comments arguing with me to this day as if I won't just like. block them. Lay thine eyes upon my boundary, and then upon my person; thou shalt observe that my hand is indeed right upon the divinely-given block button, as the gods intended. What do you have to gain from this

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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The hegdes are quiet again

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We don't talk enough about how the Post-Shower Drying Off segment sucks

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Nothing makes you feel quite the same kind of sympathy as throwing up into the sink and hearing another person throwing up in the next room

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(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

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I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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Getting my first bad panic attack in months on Friday the 13th is kinda funny 🥲

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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.