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the most heavily ingrained bit of muscle memory in gale's body is to sit with a book for hours on end while petting a cat tressym. karlach is immensely touch starved. do you see the vision

underrated bg3 ship, platonic or otherwise: karlach and gale. the two nicest people in our camp are attached at the hip and also we finally found someone the perfect height to bop gale on the head every time he gets Hubris Eyes. oh and they both have bombs in their chests. nbd

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underrated bg3 ship, platonic or otherwise: karlach and gale. the two nicest people in our camp are attached at the hip and also we finally found someone the perfect height to bop gale on the head every time he gets Hubris Eyes. oh and they both have bombs in their chests. nbd

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who could have foreseen me (the person who spent literal years writing a 200k+ series about loki becoming friends with the guardians of the galaxy) playing bg3 and instantly becoming obsessed with the idea of astarion having friends for the first time in his life? truly one of life's greatest mysteries

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im a published poet

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the voice of the devil

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That's my job.

— Freddie Mercury

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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

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funniest thing is bg3 allowing you to prompt a kiss from astarion after you two get close enough at literally any time, as many times as you want, wherever you want. because we'll be sneaking through shar's temple in the shadowlands or fighting our way through the undercity in baldur's gate and there goes astarion making out with his new bf again. yes shadowheart and wyll are two feet away. no he does not care. man's in love for the first time in 200 years AND he's completely free to express it and by the gods he will be as obnoxious about it as he wants (very)

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snapchat's so cute. "turn on notifications? queen? notifications? turn notifications back on?" girlie i have had notifications turned off for years. my unread snapchats are like the morning paper to me. i didn't want notifications when it was messages from my closest friends and you think i'm gonna want notifications when it's ads? ADS? ads in my pristinely empty notifications bar? girl. let it go

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i'm gonna have to write the fic i want to read again, aren't i

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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer

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also. unrelated to The Plot. there's something deeply compelling about the way counterspell is animated in bg3. made more so by the fact that i gave counterspell to tav, gale, and wyll, and that i always try to make sure the one using it is not the one being targeted by the spell itself. like yeah this fight is incredibly chaotic and there are enemies everywhere but you think i'm slacking? you think you're gonna curse MY friend? right here, right in front of me? i think the fuck not you trick ass bitch. COUNTERSPELL 🫵