#horrible night

[m-thballs]

I hope whatever employee just made my ice cream gets the best 7 inches of their life because that’s about how tall my ice cream was

[bxcktovampyrs]

DIARY ENTRY 2

Oh my god I had the worst night ever but it was like not that bad? I sound so overdramatic and weird right now, I’m super drunk.

But, I met this dude at a music festival the other day and he’s like mid attractive but hella confident so he’s sexy yk and anyway I met him only bc I saw this rly hot girl at the festival and I went and asked for her number cuz she had such amazing vibes and then she introduced me to the people she was hanging out w and he happened to be one of them.

We hung out for like an hour (we being the group) and then I left and he and i did exchange info but it wasn’t in a flirty way, or I didn’t think it was? I didn’t get those vibes at least, and I made it clear I was interested in the girl.

Well anyway today he messaged me asking how my day was going and i was like yeah it’s fine haha and we texted a little and then he was like I totally wanna do a movie night w you sometime. And i was like um oh ok haha …. idk im pretty busy and then he was like well are you free tn? and i idk i was like yeah i am, lol and he was like ok i can get some pizza and we can watch a movie.

so anyway ig my survival skills finally decided to slowly kick in in the worst way possible and i was like yeah sure! but lemme bring my best friend. (wow genius, what the fuck is she gonna do she’s barely 100lbs soaking wet) but hey idk it made me feel better she was there. so i brought her and we went to his house. and ate pizza n watched the minions and drank wine.

sounds great right??? NOPE! the way this man wouldn’t stop hitting on me OPENLY. like it was so bad. he was like wow you have such sexy legs. and i was like um ok thx. and he kept bringing up sexual topics and making sex jokes which was so weird and they were so directed. he was at one point like, the hottest women are tall women. (i’m 6’) and i was like oh ok haha. and he was like idk it’s not a dommy mommy thing for me, i just love the challenge of getting a tall woman. WHO SAYS THAT WHAT

and he later straight up was like wow you’re so snatched, sorry i can’t look at you i’ll get a boner. HE WASNT JOKING

he wasn’t joking

he like hid his dick for the next four minutes

it was rly awkward

i’m gonna kill myself that was horrible

he drove us home and then after he dropped us off he like lingered before leaving which was so weird and then he texted me this weird text about how he’s super attracted to both of us and sorry if he made us uncomfy. and then he told me wanted to give me head.

like

said that

to me

what

the

fuck

ok diary, i’m gonna go jump off a bridge bye

[angel-in-your-basement]

Just a reminder that aftercare can mean the difference between someone feeling safe, satisfied and sexy after a scene, and feeling shamed, gross and at worst, traumatized. Sex is a vulnerable thing for everyone, and no matter how casual, people deserve respect before, during and after. Dom or sub, kinky or not, take good care of your partners! The emotions are more important than the sex.

[luyo-mi]

Never drawing again

[egg-baby-official]

There's no way FnaF came out ten years ago.... I feel so old

[l0stvegas]

About twoish years ago I had this completely inscrutable dream where there was a new cardinal direction (like north, east, west, south) that suddenly started existing and was basically east but on a different directional plane. The name of the dimension/direction called “Crust”.

The way the Crust functioned was that the laws of physics changed where approximately 1 out of every 100 times something attempted to move east as relative to a compass, you’d accidentally cross into the Crust plane and be caught in a weird limbo dimension where your surroundings were a forever-looping snippet of whatever you last saw before entering the Crust. Think of how the infinite stairs in Super Mario 64 or how looping backgrounds in old cartoons like The Flintstones worked. Except, the further you descended into the Crust, the more your surroundings would gradually saturate and grow brighter until you were left with solid opaque white surroundings, and you would completely lose your sense of time and direction if you progressed too far.

This was an issue because the only way to escape the Crust was to move extremely fast westward and hope you could break “through” the crust back into regular reality, and you had to do so through the approximate point you entered the Crust. Some people would travel into the Crust for minutes or hours at a time not realizing they were in the Crust until they were inconveniently far from their starting point. There were even a few individuals who got presumably permanently lost in the Crust when they descended too far in to know how to navigate to their return point.

It got to a level where people in the dream were creating weird, deep-fried memes about how the Crust ruined their commute to work, which @/solsticeinstars and @/morrighancorbel on Twitter tried to make recreations of based on my description. There would be school classes cancelled because their teacher got Crusted and they couldn’t find a substitute in time, or truckers that went missing because they got Crusted while on their route and, tired from the road, didn’t realize they were in it until the point of no return.

I have nothing else to add this dream just haunts me and I needed to share it here

[repressedgaymer]

I saw a beautiful photo on pinterest and my rpf brain went wild, i also studied paul's handwriting while doing that stupid photo caption. the lengths the artist will go to be accurate

[blorbocedes]

ppl mad at lando for saying he still gets nervous before quali and can't eat all Sunday cause nervy from the pressure, cause this isn't champion mentality cause you won't hear schumacher/hamilton/max saying it, or that he's sympathy baiting in the fastest car... but like. James Hunt would vomit before races. Nico only compulsively ate potatoes on Sunday. it's a nerve wracking sport! why does the champion/winning mentality only have be in 1 form (that is stringently stereotypically masculine)?

[metamatronic]

Firstly, I love your au! Your art is amazing, and the premise lives rent-free in my head

Question: When after the fazbear frights fire when Mike added Will to the list of ghost-robot roommates, how did Liz and CC react to seeing their dad after three decades?

I assume probably tear-fueled reunion mixed with a lot of questions

Like, I assume Will figured out what happened to Liz from context clues (ghosts possess robots=Liz is circus baby), but Liz definitely didn't know what happened to Will (esp bc not even Mike knew about him being springtrap in your au) so she would probably be surprised to see her dad back as a robot bunny with a corpse in it

Well, This Is Awkward (pt. 1) {next}

It’s funny—As much as Michael complains that Lizzie was spoiled rotten as a kid, he’s a pretty bad enabler. Of course, he’s not above letting her dig herself into a hole, especially in front of their father.

[timethehobo]

Love drawing rain scenes tbh.

[akanemnon]

This is your brain on too much stress.

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[wh0r3zzz]

I'm so tired of feeling like this.

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I EP. 6 & EP. 7 "You're still afraid of dogs."

[gurneyhallecks]

IWC SCHAFFHAUSEN CELEBRATES THE 75TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE “BLUE ANGELS®” ↳ Glen Powell | 2021

[weirdglassthing]

Posting more of my ouaw fanart here because I think I’d die if I shared it on the discord and one of the party members saw it.

Some guys

Some husbands

0 impulse control

[bluebellowl]

He's rigged!!

Well, not completely, the face is still missing. His eyes are still cold and dead. Let's see if I can change that.

I could stop now

buuuut

I could also go further and learn how to animate him!

Till then I got some spoOooky lighting for ya

When I've done his face and he's fully rigged I wanna make a douplicate and make Ingo. This way I don't have to do everything twice.

In the end I wanna have a walk cycle for both of them. Really show how their different halves of a full software update shows in their manner of movement.

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