blorbocedes
blorbocedes
my silver spoon has fed me good
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here to have fun and have a bit of a laff, mate. 23+. brocedes herstorian. ao3.
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blorbocedes · 45 minutes ago
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Omega because i like the idea of you being pampered
okay I like that idea too 🥺 even though i disagree with the designation
this one time at the salon I got full body chills cause the lady brushed my eyebrows with a tiny brush. I didn't even know they made eyebrow specific brushes 🥹🥹
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blorbocedes · 58 minutes ago
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hi omg your tags made me tear up I felt held for a moment, thank you so much for that 🥲 wow
🫂 I'm sorry it's a lot on anyone's shoulders to burden. you deserve to hear you're doing your best in a difficult situation and you will never regret the time spent in service for them♥️
i hope if it's possible you should look into online freelancing work like on fiverr or a little less ethical but writing ppls essays online. things you can do from home and having another other stream of revenue coming in. lighting a candle for you and your grandparents and good health
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blorbocedes · 1 hour ago
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urgent help!
as you guys know my grandparents got scammed almost a month ago, some man told them he was going to send them medical equipment they needed for $500 dollars, we were desperate, not only they lost all the money they had, my grandpa has gotten significantly worse, he's starting to lose vision in his good eye and my grandma is losing mobility as well (evidence), I know I sound annoying always coming here and begging for money for my grandparents and for my college, I don't know how to anticipate the grief, losing my grandpa everyday to his illness, losing my college education cause I can't afford it, in México the situation it's just getting worse and even though I feel lonely I have found a community here and I'm forever grateful for that, even a dollar goes a long way and all the money will go to their medical needs since I'm very sure I won't be able to cover college expenses, please share and donate if you can, you can help via p*ypal or any way you want through ko-fi, here's the link! 💕 thank you sm
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blorbocedes · 3 hours ago
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aurelia nobels interviewed ahead of the f1 75 live event.
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OSCAR PIASTRI | 18/02/2025
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blorbocedes · 3 hours ago
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there’s always time to love // watercolor, gouache & ink on paper
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blorbocedes · 3 hours ago
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i'm so sorry i voted beta it just felt valid to me
speak Your truth that being said i'd never pick up an extra shift voluntarily
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blorbocedes · 3 hours ago
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blorbocedes · 5 hours ago
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I'm also doing a hallmark fic(but playing in straight campy/corny) so random haha. Do you like hallmark vibes or just wanna deconstruct it?
I don't think I've ever seen a hallmark movie but I have watched Drew Gooden youtube video where he watches them and talks about the conventions and jokes
I think tropes r good because they work. I enjoy a good trope like miscom or jealousy or third act breakup <33 good luck on your fic!! what ship is it
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Lando Review 137/? • May 2024 • Padel with Max
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blorbocedes · 8 hours ago
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lana really popped off with it you don't get it you just don't get it
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blorbocedes · 8 hours ago
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hi ms. blorbo. anxiously awaiting ur return to brocedes bc the current state of brocedes ao3 is devastating. love love love the norstappen tho can;t wait for ch3 xxx
brocedes will always be in my heart 🫶🫶 and you'll see me doing tumblr ficlets for every now and then but my dear friend I would write brocedes for in mind has left the fandom so the idea of a fully fleshed out fic is daunting. definitely not out of the picture ! I've just been a little uninspired lately so I would write them I've been toying with a vague idea of a meta deconstructed classic hallmark movie tropes
like Big City Girl lewis who just needs a break returning home for Christmas and small town flannel wearing lumberjack seb and lewis' evil ex in a white pantsuit girlboss nico who isn't letting them be together but then nicos like you know how this story plays out. we can't escape it. [Looking At You, Dear Reader] idk meta fiction is cool...
ty for waiting for ch3!!!! it's coming!!!!!
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blorbocedes · 8 hours ago
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wait don't unfollow me, I'm complex and morally ambiguous
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blorbocedes · 11 hours ago
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severance is a show about having sex on company time
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