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streamer lando update: it's going to be 4 chapters

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nico rosberg talks about overcoming stage fright, how he would spend his perfect day in singapore and generally being a girlboss and an involved dad. ft seeing a giraffe for the first time

it was the interviewer's first ever interview and she was nervous about it and nico comforts her about it 🥹

the strait times 12/24

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I reread on the basis of denying advances often because I just love how you write Lando in it and your Oscar addition is incredible. I will never be able to read the fic without thinking about it again.

I don’t think I would ever recover emotionally from that fully-developed story.

I still consider it a fully developed story! I wrote it in 2022 so there's so Oscar but it's still a fully contained one shot :) glad you liked it

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Painting

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Ik this fic is old but I still think about “on the basis of denying advances” all the time‼️ if you were to add an addendum to the fic with Oscar now that he’s Lando’s (longest) teammate— what would the dynamics be?

First of all, GREAT question, I love love love questions and alternate pathways for my fics... let me ponder on this

dead dove below the cut

I think the way I'd go about it is oscar enters mcl and has a budding crush on lando, all heart eyes and shy smiles. and lando is Aware of this crush but he neither encourage nor discourages it.

post race at the club oscar is looking at lando very longingly but hesitates on making a move and then lando is swept up by one of his Many Men and oscar is like 😕 missed my chance

then oscar catches lando getting fucked by zak and all his illusions shatter. all the pedestalized crush he had on lando, and mark webber feeds conspiracy in his head that landos doing this for favouritism and unfair advantage, that oscar needs to take control

after hungary they have hate sex, with oscar initiating. and he hates how easily and submissively lando takes it, the rose coloured vision of their first time being romantic hand holding missionary shattered and turned to animalistic hate fuck. maybe zak even encourages it as long as he's allowed to watch

landos glad in a way. he almost thought oscar was different

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https://www.tumblr.com/blorbocedes/773315575831314432/compared-to-vivian-nico-is-embarrassing-shes?source=share//

Saying this like Nico's hairline isn't in better shape than most of the grid put together

fairly intact for a white guy in his 40s without a hair transplant. makes sense cause keke's still got a full head

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Only if it's brocedes x you, blorbie 😔

me when I'm the building operator in monaco and I turn off the elevator after lewis and nico get in 😈😈😈

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MARANELLO, 2025

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I HAVE FINISHED THIS GOD FORSAKEN WIP THAT IVE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE OCTOBER 2023!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!! A great thanks to anyone I've ever sent this aforementioned "chair wip" to, and now I'm going to die laughing at all the posts I made where I dejectedly said I'd never finish it ever

I would talk now about it, but I'm posting this at a truly outrageous time, so nope. Maybe ill reblog with my thoughts when I wake up haha, for now I'll let it speak for itself, though fair warning, it IS explicit :)

Original sketches that have haunted me for over a year, under the cut:

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need new severance ep NOWWWW

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Another random question for F1's resident Nicologist-- do you know what is the origin of that meme photo of Nico Rosberg doing the thumbs up in front of an explosion? It's everywhere (even on F1 official) and I would love to find out, if anyone knows, where the original image is from and how it got popularized.

it's a meme from 2019 back when nico used to regularly make f1 videos/race vlogs and his social media manager would use clickbait headlines and dramatic thumbnails so it became a meme like 'is X driver's career OVER?!' (image of nico and the explosions)

this reddit post discusses it. apparently the original image is from a thumbnail of him looking for a new videographer

and then nico himself tweeted it getting in on the joke

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Blorbie I got two filtered content y/n posts from you in a row on dash and got really concerned I missed a development haha

if you truly loved me you'd read my y/n fic 🤧

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LEWIS’S NEW TATTOO

FOR HIS MUM 11:11

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Couldn't get this sticker idea out of my head. Now it exists in real life!

Buy it here. <3

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no nuance

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moving to tennis rpf after finding out andy murray retired and is novaj djokovic's coach now. they got old man yaoi over there