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spineless-lobster · 30 days ago

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I was born in the wrong generation I was not meant to answer phone calls I was meant to die in a pointless european war

#the phone keeps ringing at work :(#I know it’s literally my job and they’re paying me to do this but uhhhh I don’t wanna #I literally take a second to internally scream before answering the phone #anxiety jumpscare #honest to god I #I JUST GOT ANOTHER WHILE WRITING THIS #I AM SO SCARED #anyways #honest to god I’d rather answer emails lmao

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lgbtlunaverse · 9 months ago

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

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icaruspendragon · 1 year ago

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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

#my husband took a photo of me googling definitions sitting in the corner like a rat #and i look like an honest to god shrimp #shrimp posture #how humbling

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humming-fly · 10 days ago

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was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

#happy new year!#closing 2024 with an actual honest to god comic layout I know I'm shocked too #that scene wasn't in the fandub and that's all I'd ever seen so it was a Fun Surprise!#shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #sonic #sonic adventure 2 #sa2 #my art #doodles #comic #no words though! rare form #fun fact the white jungle route is the Only route I ever executed Flawlessly first try #just give me a good countdown and suddenly I know how to play video games #and a fun one too! love the Drama #fun fact originally his dash was green since i assumed he was teleporting around as usual #but my friend pointed out he actually didn't have an emerald on him at the time #which meant if he Didn't find rouge in time or if she Didn't have an emerald they were Both going to die #which is Excellent fun #I do have a shitposty bonus to this because of course I do but we'll see if I have time to make it tonight or not haha #if I was a Little better laying this out the final panel would've centered under panel 2 shadow's hand #tragically it was late enough in the game when I got to that point I didn't want to fuck with the layout anymore #maybe next time I make a comic layout in 4 years!

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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The next game in the FNAF security breach era..

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ayanathedork · 4 months ago

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theyre my soft spot

#gravity falls #fiddauthor #i honest to god cant tell you if i want them or want to be them #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #ayanart

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brown-spider · 1 year ago

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I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”

#if you try to tell me he was born in 1914 i might honest to god block you so be careful 💀#spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv art #atsv fanart #spiderverse fanart #spiderman #spiderman noir #spider noir #miles morales #atsv miles #atsv noir #art #my art #my comics

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trickstersaint · 3 months ago

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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism

(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)

#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason #it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind #i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child #losing my miiiiiiiind #poetry #kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha #except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem #poems #poets on tumblr #poems and poetry #poetsandwriters #poems about aromanticism #aromantic #aro poet #aro poetry #aro #aromanticism #aroace #arospec #aspec #itch.io #GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.#other writing #trying to get this to show up in my other writing tag is going to kill me...

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remxedmoon · 2 months ago

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comfort food.

(greyscale below!)

aaaaa. iii needed to make something self indulgent!!!! and for me that means drawing Bonnie and also putting a frankly stupid amount of work into rendering food!! outside of the onigiri and spaghetti (kind of), most of these were firsts for me and GOD im so happy with the results. i’ve seen a few people say that my art makes them hungry teehee. i hope this illicits the same reaction! please enjoy :3

here’s the greyscale version!! iii don’t think it’s As Appetizing as the colored version and the values are a little messy but! it exist !

#marshdoodles #isat #in stars and time #aaaaa. something something making art to spite it all #i got. weirdly motivated? i literally started working on this Today and it’s done already! woah!#sorry again for being so inactive this past month? kinda just been getting hit with a Mountain of Life Events. alas!#but hey! now i have a lovingly rendered salmon steak #<- sorry isa used that phrasing for it and i cant get over it #said in the same cadence as lightly fried fish fillet #there isn’t really a lot of thought put into this? i honest to god just wanted an excuse to draw food. because its comforting 🩶

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jazzies-stuff · 2 months ago

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Happy boopween

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majunju · 2 months ago

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yvesceres the world

#virche evermore #virche spoilers #my art #spent the past 2 days replaying yves' route in virche so i cld refresh my memory for the fd #then went straight to his route in the fd bc i honest 2 god dgaf ab the other 4 (im sorry)#minus ankou tho. im an ankouluvr

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patolemus · 2 months ago

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merlin magic reveal fic where arthur asks “why didn’t you tell me?” and merlin says, mirthless smile and haunted eyes “all my dreams end in fire. fire and burning and dying”

#I just need a fic where merlin has an actual honest to god fear of fire #and the thought of burning in a pyre haunts him #it’s always a very passing remark in fics so I want to see how it’d be explored #and how horrified arthur would be over it #i'm talking graphic depictions of merlin burning in the middle of the square #i'm talking merlin waking up with a scream lodged in his throat because he can still smell the smoke and his own burning flesh #i'm talking merlin's biggest fear being arthur picking up a torch and lighting his pyre #looking as merlin screams and burns and screams and dies with nothing but hate in his eyes #i'm talking merlin being honestly fucking terrified of dying by fire #anyways #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin angst #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin x arthur

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bixels · 11 months ago

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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

#personal #my art #Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse #to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them #i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair #every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW #NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS #people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money #my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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satansleftnutcheek · 9 months ago

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Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this

#I love you bitches honest to god youre doing the lords work here #granted opening any website is like playing emotional russain roulette but ya know what that's par for the course #sometimes you gotta play dangerous games to see art that fucks like no other #hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #life series

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lazylittledragon · 9 months ago

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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

#ramble #also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99 #and chilli cheese bites #i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am #if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions #it's FOOD. you'll survive #it's not even NECESSARY food #if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand #but it's just NOT #make your own coffee for the love of god #when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do #and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE'#and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you #also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places #because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one

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