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yellowjackets s3e9 choosing EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM??? FOR THAT SCENE??? I CANT 💀

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people say they want more complex female characters on tv and they can’t even handle shauna shipman

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never forget your roots

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does anyone ever miss the "golden age" of internet horror? I'd say that stretches from ted the caver era (2001) to the local 58/petscop days (2018-2019ish)

I was so active in several ARGs and like analog horror and other unreality/unfiction and it used to be a lot of fun but nowadays I feel like it's all become very watered down. even the backrooms, which I remember emerging years ago, has become this odd "brainrot" for 12 year olds that, unless you go to KanePixels official channel (and a couple other creators of genuine quality backrooms content) is essentially just people talking about getting lost in "levels" and they all basically sound like "evil McDonald's" "outside but secretly it's inside" and stuff like that. I miss when horror, even the poorest quality of it, actually meant something.

this isn't to say there's no good internet horror these days (I'd cite "the oldest view" -also by KanePixels as one of the best ones to emerge in recent years), but I feel as though the "golden age" of internet horror has passed and now it is mostly "brainrot."

For example, I'm actually a huge fan of mascot horror, but that genre is essentially inaccessible at this point because it's all catered to middle schoolers to turn into memes.

I want horror for the sake of horror again.

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oh my god are the yellowjackets gonna eat jeff winger

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i’m so sorry. nothing could have prepared me in that moment to see fucking robby from new girl stroll up causally WHAT THE FUCKK

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rip lottie matthews you would have loved the final destination franchise

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my favorite thing ever since finally becoming medicated last summer is to say “yeah they put me on prozac for that” in response to literally everything

bonus points if it’s a totally unrelated situation that has nothing to do with medication

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straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *dead team captain haunting her homoerotic bestie* *depressed butcher* *makeshift doctor turned potential serial killer* *italian with a gun* *unkillable goalie who's been mauled by wolves* *sleepwalking, dirt eating lawyer* *modern day joan of arc* *schizophrenic and prophetic cult leader* *travis*

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yellowjackets as text posts part i

p. ii / p. iii / p. iv

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everyone in yellowjackets is fucked up because they had to be cannibals in the woods except for callie who's fucked up because she didn't get to be a cannibal in the woods

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underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

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my boyfriend always leaves my room covered in bite marks and glitter ;)

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uhhhhh hey guys sorry i’ve been absent for several days ive been uhhhhhhhh busy with my uhhhhhhhh boyfriend

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i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

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update: i finished the final destination franchise and enjoyed it more than i thought i would. big shoutout to prozac for that one

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i did it

finished the movie

which is a weird niche win in my book

i’m going to bed now

sigh