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would u still love me if i was a computer?

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i fear i’m going to end up throwing that stupid clock out

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not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

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Woo! The year of sex with robots! Woo!

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“Heh, you should see the other guy” I say, walking out of a closet covered in cartoony lipstick kisses. You peer into the closet and there’s just a computer absolutely smashed to pieces on the floor

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did i ever post my favorite version of “controversial ways i raise my dog”

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that one funny meme that's trending rn but its TADC

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yapee my digital circus charm is all done!

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After she is exiled, Medea says “I am undone, [wholly] lost.”

In my sophomore year Greek class, clinging to some semblance of sanity, I hear her say

“I am undone, [holy], lost.”

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best glee covers

in no specific order - it’s too hard to choose a favorite lol

-blaine’s cough syrup

-rachel berry with creep

-santana doing valerie

-the heads will roll/thriller mashup

-smooth criminal ft. the sexually charged cellos

-puck and beiste duet taylor swift’s mean

-the vocal adrenaline version of bohemian rhapsody (though it loses a few points for the fact that quinn was giving birth during it)

-whoever it was (vocal adrenaline i think) that did rehab in like season 1

-unique soloing pinball wizard

-oughhhhhhh the cell block tango even tho the context was wild

-the halo/walking on sunshine mashup when everyone was drugged up on sudafed

-rocky horror glee show in its entirety (with a very special shoutout to emma pillsbury’s touch-a touch me)

-sue sylvester doing physical complete with the greatest music video of all time

-tbh mr. schue and whoever neil patrick harris was supposed to be duet-fighting via dream on

-bad romance a la gaga week

-micheal week. micheal week crushes every time (especially bad and scream)

-rachel as britney doing baby one more time

-sunshine freaking corazon and rachel the berry with their duet-duel of telephone

-finn’s losing my religion but mostly because the context makes it hilarious

-blackbird (rip pavarotti)

-warblers on bills bills bills

-blaine doing teenage dream

-blame it on the alcohol featuring bloody marys at like 9am

-beiste and will drunk karaoke-ing one scotch one bourbon one beer

-that time gwyneth paltrow showed up for some reason to teach sex ed to the kids and gave the world the gems that were do you wanna touch me and landslide

-tik and also tok by rapper ke-dollar sign-ha

-dinosaur prom

-mr. kurt cellophane

-i kissed a girl during the lesbian disaster arc

-can’t remember for the life of my who sings this but mercy

-best in terms of second hand embarrassment and sheer total unwatchability? definitely the finn dinner party serenade of you’re having my baby.

-quinn’s papa don’t preach (she has a nice voice okay?)

-gives you hell was fun tbh

add whichever ones yall think should be on this list that i forgot!

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it’s this one btw!!!

just got one of my all time favorite most wanted furbys on ebay for under $50 maybe life is worth living

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just got one of my all time favorite most wanted furbys on ebay for under $50 maybe life is worth living

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would you let me bring you to my labyrinth yes or no

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i would say sorry for posting so many unhinged things last night but tbh i’m not sorry at all and im gonna continue to do that

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why why why did i think purchasing a clock for my room was a good idea simply because it was cute and $5 at target???

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i feel like. a prey animal.

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what’s that? sorry, i didn’t hear you. i was too busy smoking out my lungs like a nervous beekeeper.