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#redwillow#shadowclan#dark forest trainee#dark forest#double dead#his original name was so fucking funny#'fuck you old man' then blackstar absolutely decimates him#it literally made me laugh so hard when I first read it even tho I'm sure it was meant to be serious#his design was one of the hardest bc I just don't think of him as anything other than like koolaid red but didn't wanna make him that#so a leaf motif was the next best thing#he's still reddish but I did add in the supposed brown bits he has#also his wiki sprite is short haired but idk I just don't see him as a short haired cat#'willow' always makes me think long flowy fur except for like willowpelt maybe#IDK WHY DEATH AUTOCORRECTED TO NAME BUT I MEANT HIS ORIGINAL DEATH
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HI I LOVE YOUR ART sorry if you've been asked this before BUT do you have a favorite transformer?? I would love to see art of them and I hope you live a long and prosperous life u draw awesome
OKAY THIS. Is my first ask!! And I heavily apologize for not doing this sooner and I’m ALSO apologizing for only giving you a sketch but that’s mainly because I genuinely couldn’t decide which character to do. I ended up going with the basic bitch option because I’m not invested enough in transmutate to say she’s my favorite (one episode alive and then spontaneous combustion) and I also can’t just say the entire beast wars cast so. I guess I go with this thin g
If I’m gonna be honest what mainly attracts me to him is his design. his cool autism is epic too I guess but I’m looking at his big breast most of all.
Since I only gave you a sketch I’ll drop some more shockwave adjacent unfinished artworks and a finished one for a discord server art challenge (I won………) I just didn’t like too much.
I hope tumblr doesn’t butcher the first Image cause I changed literally all the credits. please look at my minor details I changed empire to EMPURATA please
V unfinished + surrounding doodles
I am not an organized artist
#digital art#art#my art#maccadam#transformers#transformers shockwave#shockwave#reanimator#Tch. Get REANIMATORED.#my favorite horror film fun fact#I spent hours doing all that text and getting the original fonts. I won’t survive.#herbert west#he’s there I guess . Say hi#ratchet is mentioned in the credits as well but it would be so fucking funny if someone came to the ratchet tag only to see his name at mos#and a bunch of other characters. I’m not THAT evil#transformers art#tf art#tf#transformers g1#technically where the shockwave design is supposed to be from. the first one#TUMBLR STOP CUTTING OFF MY TAGS CHALLENGE!! GRRRR#ask#tf g1#I HATE OVERCOMPENSATING
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Insane question: Do y'all know any derogatory ways to refer to a redhead that isn't every single endearment for a redhead?"
#Ranga is the best ive got.#Implying Armel is inexplicably Australian is Extremely funny but there Has to be a better one#Also dear god why is every endearment for a red head the cringiest thing ever yall are In The Trenches with this shit#context if its relevant: the human guy in that last post is a ginger. The other guy is his ex who refuses to stop calling him pet names#but who is also critically incapable of showing affection in a direct way#you can look at him and see why i find giving him a specific country of origin is so funny. His face has all of its skin not on it and#also hes from fucking Brisbane
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I HATE NEW YORK.
#ran into guy I hooked up with on the train and had to take the wrong exit so he doesn’t walk me all the way to where I live .#he somehow remembered my name I should NOT have looked up when someone said it .#funny thing is I met him on the train originally too LOL#fuck off feliks#also he invited me out again but I declined bc I CANNOT remember his name from like April or whatever
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I have a character who had the blandest backstory. So, to spice it up I simply brutally murdered his father right in front of him with a polar bear.
#its my first post with my original universe#I probably will regret posting it but stil#its very funny#he has trauma#I'm so tired and I can barely see what I'm typing#I thought about this when I was writing about his nightmare#Dorzo is pathetic as fuck#just in general#Name for my universe doesn't work very well in English so I just not gonna tag it for now#Every post on this blog has a different theme and fandom#and some of them repeated only twice but that's just because I post rarely#From the future with Hello
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if you're looking for river im currently beating his ass up behind a trashcan in an alley, because he (me. i did this.) picked a villain name I can't do anything with.
#fhr#fallen hero#sidestep#trying to come up with a funny little name for the crew thats themed to sidestep? good luck idiot.#sidestep is so integral to his motivations and character that it feels disgustingly evil (or complicated) to untangle that#give him a different villain name#also. smth smth branding.#originally it was Dark Omen (which i could go back to fits w/ his fate motiv)#i could also do smth water/nautical themed. (steel_clue+40)#i also still cant FUCKING SETTLE ON IF HE'S ACTUALLY A MOB BOSS OR A HERO HUNTER (prepare them)#anywayyyy im dying#help#idle chatter
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the group ^_^
#original characters#dragon#elf#tiefling#halfling#dnd inspired#yew art#torelai#sigh#omalia#reuven#charoletta#asril#i decided with asrils limb difference its his Left arm rather than his right#so dont worry i didnt decide randomly to make him Not Disabled#i love all of these characters#my blorbos from my brain#all of them except omalia and asril would dislike me if i was in that universe. which i find funny#our personalities just would notttt mesh#free yourself. make ocs that you wouldnt get along with.#i reeeally need to name this fucking group. i need to make a name for the setting too.#(sighs deeply) naaaames... my beloathed#i wanna draw group snuggling for warmth i think thatd be funny#the dynamic of the group is so complicated they wouldnt All Snuggle unless it was Needed. but i think itd be cutes#so i want to draw it#im their creator i can do what i want#this drawing isnt even accurate. they wouldnt have their hands on each others shoulders and stuff and be silly together.#but i do what i WANT#if i want them to be cute i will MAKE THEM BE CUTE. my ocs my rules.#my ocs
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saw the new alien movie! it was. um. well. there certainly was an alien in it
#my post#im so bad w names idk who anyone was except for andy#but why did the main girl have exactly equal amounts of chemistry with both the brother and sister characters#i mean like good for her. movie was a roller coaster of its so over were so back every time i thought the sister died#anyways the resident evil baby was not pleasant and i did not like him. wheres my babygirl the xenomorph#ALSOOO THE ROBOT FROM THE ORIGINAL WAS THERE. BUT HE WAS CERY MUCH CG AND BAD LOOKING#LIKE THEY DID NOT DO A GOOD JOB. ESP WITH THE MOUTH. WHAT WAS WRONG W HIS TEETH….#one thing i did like was the incredibly literal chekovs gun. someone in the writers room googled that immediately before writing that scene#the gun lasting on 1% ammo longer than the other 99% was so funny#what else is there to say about this movie#oh. oh. andy.#autistic robot trope. ok. alright. forgivable.#…….so like why was the only black person in the movie programmed to serve a white person. like. im not crazy right. that was fucking weird#right. im apparently the only one in my familu who noticed but. thats not. who allowed this. why did no one stop this.#uhhh overall. it was ok. dialogue sucked ass. there were like 7000 xenomorphs for some reason.
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You guys think the one piece movies are on letterboxd?
#or are they not cinema.....#my letterboxd user is the same as this one yes... you can see it but you cant laugh. i will know#talking tag#watching heart of gold bc i didnt back then but now i have nothing to watch so here we are#i was like this is not worth it... but now i am famished#is this fucking gernica??? hello what the fuck is he doing here#the girl's design and animation is so different it looks like it doesn't belong there... its so strange...#how is gernica getting beat up by this no name... use tekkai or something like damn...#luffy using meat as bait??? ooc... we would never give it away like that...#*luffy being taken hostage* everyone: 😐#sanjis cunty off white turtleneck.... slay also it feels like they are stretching the scenes... this is a movie come on now#what the hell is sanji wearing now... rip off white turtleneck....#COME ON NOW!! what are robin and nami wearing..... enough!!!! fanservice (this one not the one i like) is a plague upon this earth#this feels like an animation test for wano... it looks kinda similar except the backgrounds#so they were all free and didn't try to escape but most importantly is that brook wouldnt be bothered by the arrows bc he is dead indeed#“i just used them [your crew] as tools” didn't we get past this in arlong park... come on now give me something original something new#murder suicide </3 not again.... nevermind it did not work... massive L. *j bieber voice*:hah... i love that laugh... CHIAAAA LALALALALA#luffy one shot this man. come on now that is this nonsense....#gear 3 his ass out of here. also funny how zoro went for the woman... he knows#the ahots of nami and robins unimpressed faces when pirate franky shows up akshakajai... nobody (everyone but them) moved#sanjis cunty chunky bracelet... where does this come from... his gay ass closet of course....#omg he did gear 3 one shot him akdhakshsk i do know him don't i... omg he got dissolved akdhakajak#but how did the father survive without pure gold?? lmao#so this was the gold film prequel.... i see i thought it was the other way around#alright.... kinda mid and too long. strong world clears and gold was kinda better too bc of nami lesbianism. final review#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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I’ve drawn a decent amount of isat au eternal gales but yknow what I haven’t drawn? Eternal gales au isat. Don’t look at me.
#keese draws#eternal gales#isat siffrin#that’s all I’m tagging I’m being a coward sorry#anyways! I mostly made this cause I thought it’d be funny but it was fun thinking abt how this hypothetical au would look#mostly because it gives me an excuse to think abt different stalien societies#also the basic plot of this au would be way closer to isat than eg just due to the nature of eg#I don’t even have enough characters to fill out just one half of the eg cast let alone both#but I don’t mind since it means I can say fuck it and give myself more creative freedom#plus I can’t just not put this fucker into another timeloop I can’t let them rest easy or I’ll die#it’s mostly just a setting and worldbuilding change so I can think abt my worldbuilding more <3#now alas au will have to make up smth completely new for sif in terms of his original herd but that’s fine#I’ve been wanting to fuck around with island herds anyways#the other four get to hang out in the ones I’ve already made#mira and isa are part of the desert herd that rotate between the surface and underground seasonally#odile is a part of the herd well known for having the longest migration cycle#and bonnie I’ll probably also stick in desert land but I might also have them be the token marsh herd rep#aka the society the main stalien cast from normal eternal gales are from#which would mean extremely bad things for bonnie and nille but I’d be mostly nicies to them#well. compared to the actual cast. which is a low bar.#now all of these herd names aren’t official and are bad descriptions but shhh#the desert one isn’t even a desert it has two dry seasons and two wet seasons with one of the dry seasons being cold as hell#oh the real hell has been deciding energy types for all of them#sif is red mostly because I wanted to fuck around with the logistics a bit#red energy will mimic other energy types it comes into contact with#the things on his fingers are basically a catalyst for that and they use them to create their weapons#they specifically mimic yellow energy for this purpose as it can temporarily create somewhat solid constructs#usually in yellow energy staliens this is used to create mandibles and wings#anyways ignore my insistence on associating isat with my ocs allow me to be cringe
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today, I offer some 2 month old Orion scribbles (ft. my chicken scratch handwriting) Tomorrow, who knows 🎉✨
#minus the vallaslin because let me be honest. couldn't be fucked to draw it 7 times for this fgkfdjngkd#orion mahariel#dragon age origins#riverdraws#i want to finish these eventually but tbh the brainrot has been more oc related rather than da related lately#not that the da cast doesnt still live in my brain rent free 24/7 because they DO I just dont have the motivation to draw em lately dgdfhg#but anyway looking at these is SO funny (any Orion drawing honestly) because i know.#under that resting stoic face is a guy that 1: names his animals after foods (you've heard of Biscuit the mabari now get ready for#Spinach the giant poison Spider)#2: the way into his heart is via bad flirting. The stupider the better. he finds it really funny
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goddamnit I went down a rabbithole again and now I wanna do a fic rewrite of the original fairly oddparents
#Yknow. Because I don't have enough giant wips that rotate in brain constantly#Also in that rewrite I kinda like. Poke. At the actual implications of timmys parents being. Like that#Also timmys gonna be trans but we'll take. A While. To get there. But eventually she's gonna be out there with trixie talking fashion#(and. Yelling at chester and aj until they really the only difference is in her pronouns and that she can wear skirts now)#((disclaimer: guys can wear skirts too. Timmy is simply 11 and has an oversimplified view of gender. She'll get it eventually))#Also I'm keeping poofs original name I'm still pissed that they changed it to fucking PERI#Like even if I did change it. It'd be like. Pop. Bc there's so much behind the funnies of why his name was originally poof#Like with antipoof and everything too?? There's so much for me to explore if I call him pop bc now foop cant reverse poof#Bc foop went by that bc he wanted an identity of his own beyond being antipoof. And he couldn't get it now bc pop in reverse is still pop#(also. Some fun about how “pop” is a word and cosmo would be so happy that his kid instinctively knows who birthed him. Bc I'm keeping that#((wanda. Learns not to be offended by pop only knowing to say his own name. Also learns not to give him any fizzy drinks istg cosmo))#Anyways. I need to Not Write This
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dusty jerk part whatever
he has a fish wife named nettie (daughter of @opossumcryptid)
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Rwby V9C2. This time i decided to put all my thoughts down as i watched the episode (i know most folks do this as a massive series of reblogs. No thanks lol)
You know its gonna be a gr8 episode when the very first line is a disingenuous trope aware quip. No wonder at the new world, no anxiety about how to get home. Nope! Just... bland disinterest. Did Joss Whedon join crwby?
I hate Little so goddamn much. Idk if yall read that one teaboot post where they talk about their hatred of Olaf from Frozen but I am reaching that level of irrational fury
As much as I like the uses of sweat drops and pop animation and frustration speech bubbles because they're delightful anime visual tropes... it's wayyy to late to be introducing those now. This would be like adding farting unicorns to The Walking Dead after half the cast was eaten. Again. Once more, I am asking what the fuck the tone is supposed to be here
Why is it called the Ever After? Wonderland rolls off the tongue way better and makes more sense for the name of a new world/dimension/whatever
So glad to be getting the exposition on the girl who fell through the world now instead of any organic weaving into dialogue prior. I love getting my information shoved down my throat all at once
I do actually like them discussing the tale. Different takeaways from the same story are always fun. Wish it could've lasted longer, I really want more conversations between these guys that aren't always directly about the plot
Okay, Weiss's doubts are good to hear. Sound like a lot of the stuff we've been saying, which may or may not be on purpose. Strange she doesn't mention her family at all, though, just the downfall of Atlas. Would've been really interesting to hear her thoughts on her parents and brother
Little needs to die. Now.
Weiss going back and forth between freaking out about the impracticality of their situation and taking charge when impracticality occurs is jarring. Maybe it's the smaller nonsense she can handle and not the big, abstract stuff? Guess we'll see
"I've always wanted to be long, but I'm still small." That's the funniest thing crwby has written in the last 5 seasons and it goes to the worst character. Typical rwby lol
Yang is absolutely intolerable in this auction bit. Knowing she's in a strange and illogical world, her first instinct is to be a cop? I've seen children act less petulant than her. Also, any item bought is probably more easily stolen from the buyer than the racoon, so why isn't that even on the table right now?
Did these idiot townsfolk really not know the gimmick? He's been at this long enough to be immortalized in a fairy tale, and I highly doubt there's enough space in Wonderland for him to never visit the same place twice. Unless everyone's memories get reset after a certain point, they should damn well know the coon is a con
Also that sword looks like it should be in Halo. Guess old habits die hard
Not this fucking Scooby Doo shit again. Can these characters stop interacting with the loop de loop sections before I throw my computer into the sun?
Wait that's Penny's sword? It's ugly as shit why you gotta do Penny dirty like that again
I find Ruby's expression of depression to be highly unbelievable. The excuse for so long has been that she's been hiding her emotions for the sake of everyone else, which is a fair enough point, but now there's not even a token effort. No obviously painful smiles, no jokes she breaks partway through, no overcompensating by hyping up too much. Ruby might as well be the goth girl at the top of the skyscraper from the All Star Superman comic for all the characteristically realistic depiction of depression she has
It worked well enough when she was alone and didn't have to fake for anyone - which is why everyone was so excited for Ruby to finally be free to break - but that was nipped right in the bud, and nothing has grown in its place. It's just... disappointing
#rwde#ngl the racoons outfit reminds me of scalan from critical role except way worse#the coon isnt even all that interesting either. i hate the name his methods are boring the things he wants are too abstract for me to care#conniving/trickster characters can be some of the most fun characters ever and this is how you do it? ugh#also that bumblebee 'moment' isnt in the main text bc i originally sneezed and missed it#which is so fucking funny and depressing on every level#hurrah they ALMOST held hands. something theyve already done several times. someone call the pride parade#this season is already a mess but at least it isn't actively pissing me off like the last season did w actually offensive choices#these are annoying or bad choices at most so far#cant wait for it to get worse lmaoooo
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Mario kart mains 0 explanation:
Bruce - Dry Bowser
Dick - Shy Guy (magenta)
Cass - Daisy (likes her taunts; plays baby peach whenever she goes 1 on 1 with anybody - only plays dry bones when she plans on spamming her items)
Jason - Bowser Jr
Tim - Baby Luigi
Steph - Waluigi (she likes the way his legs bend - used to be iggy but found out the circles around his eyes are glasses, called him a nerd, and never picked him again)
Duke - Baby Peach (is mad there’s no Kirby)
Damian - Yoshi (switches the colors out when he feels like it but usually pink)
Bonus Terry - Wario (likes his taunts and usually pairs him with a super fast car and good traction wheels to balance it all out)
Bonus Matt - Isabella (used to play DK but thinks it’s funnier to absolutely demolish everybody with Isabella. Will occasionally go for toadette or a baby. Has never lost.)
#I’m slow on the arrowfam reading list so I’m scared to make a main post about them bc i don’t like being wrong#however#in my Mind#Ollie goes for king boo bc he rllly likes his taunts#and he thinks it’s funny to start explaining why he chose a king even tho he doesn’t fw monarchies to distract ppl when he’s in 2nd or 3rd#Dinah plays rose gold peach or metal Mario she says she needs to match the trophies she’s gonna win -has never won a game in her life-#Roy plays Roy but he didn’t know his name was Roy at first he just thought the glasses absolutely fucked#when he’s playing outside the fam he uses dry bowser#Mia plays lemme she thinks he’s the funniest little thing ever and wants to hold him in her pocket and squish him#will also play inkling girl and customize to match whoever she will be cheating with#nobody’s clocked it but Dinah#emiko LOOOOVES dks taunts but cannot drive with him so she usually ends up switching to Lakitu#will always say she saved anybody who fell off the map and should therefore be given a 10 seconds head start#the one time they granted it she revved the engine too much spluttered fell off the map and then drifted the wrong way#12th place by far - Mia was lapping hee#Connor originally played dry bones or link and picked peach once and was sold#not even for the aesthetic (tho he ALWAYS matches the bike the wheels the parachute etc.)#but bc he actually drives really well with her and never gets lower than 5th when playing#which doesn’t seem like much but the arrowfam focuses way too much on objects and not the actual racing#so they’ll successfully calculate where to throw a green shell that’ll hit 1 person and cause another to swerve into a bomb#but theyll fall of the map and start going backwards right after god bless them#lian plays bowser or squidling boy and has never been beaten but she thinks MK is kinda boring#she’s a mortal Kombat kinda girl#fuck the timeline she and Matt have a video game competition going rn they’re neck and neck#but they keep looking for rlly obscure games bc none of them want it to come down to smash. they both suck at it and won’t admit it.#bonus hal#god bless him he sucks squinting at the screen running into banana then bomb then off the map going backwards sucks#he plays the koopa troopa#he and Dinah have a not last competition and it’s infuriating to play with them bc everyone will have mapped them 17 times#and theyll still be trash talking eachother like it’s neck and neck at 1st and 2nd - ok that’s alll baiii
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man. in a better world where meliodas kept the boar hat, the wheat allegory would scalp and skin me
i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.
#USING WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION TO CREATE#SOBBING#but side note i mention the draconic a few times in my fics#because i have a hc that there's no world where meliodas' huge ass sword from the first holy war was his first choice#it's so dumb and hard to use#so who would make that sword in the first place?#well her name was calypso#she was the pharaoh queen of the lunar house of the draconic#a big part of their coming of age is to forge a sword fit to be wielded by the gods#craftsmanship is super important to them#it marks a careful attitude attention to detail and patience#all qualities you want in a leader#but she forged this incredible sword and brought it back to her people in the mountains#and it got fucking stolen by chandler so meliodas would use it#it's supposed to be decorative. like in theory it's functional but in practice it wasn't made for a five foot lil demon#and three thousand years later after they're all released form the seal the sword shows up again#not in its original form#but it's the same metal and patterning and everything but it's used by calypso's daughter and heir#her name is sina and she happens to be ban's apprentice which is so fucking funny to meliodas#because this draconic kid walks in using a sword made from his sword that was stolen from a draconic and he shits himself on the spot#because how the fuck did she get that
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