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"Oh you should control your strength more" CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

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*picks up a child by the scruff and deposits them in an enormous bowl of daisies* Hey there pal. I know that you’re acting out of your own deep-seated insecurities and desperation for validation right now, but I really literally sincerely desperately need you to uh. Chill out.

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I think Blue Cop is transferring me some of his body dysphoria this is. Diabolical.

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im not irreplaceable. im not horrible but

there will always be someone else

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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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nobody is asleep anymore. because of woke

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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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omg it's august 20th. happy 1025th birthday hungary

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Chat I may have cooked

(Don't mine tiny Optimus...)

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Deltarune is about a girl going on a high fantasy adventure that teaches her the power of friendship and believing in herself, and her two gayass friends who are living through like three or four lovecraftian horror stories simultaneously

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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function

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recent events got me feelin silly and goofy, wacky and tacky, flippy skippy yakamooza blabimbas

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Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa

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I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.

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