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starlooove · 1 year ago

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Mario kart mains 0 explanation:

Bruce - Dry Bowser

Dick - Shy Guy (magenta)

Cass - Daisy (likes her taunts; plays baby peach whenever she goes 1 on 1 with anybody - only plays dry bones when she plans on spamming her items)

Jason - Bowser Jr

Tim - Baby Luigi

Steph - Waluigi (she likes the way his legs bend - used to be iggy but found out the circles around his eyes are glasses, called him a nerd, and never picked him again)

Duke - Baby Peach (is mad there’s no Kirby)

Damian - Yoshi (switches the colors out when he feels like it but usually pink)

Bonus Terry - Wario (likes his taunts and usually pairs him with a super fast car and good traction wheels to balance it all out)

Bonus Matt - Isabella (used to play DK but thinks it’s funnier to absolutely demolish everybody with Isabella. Will occasionally go for toadette or a baby. Has never lost.)

#I’m slow on the arrowfam reading list so I’m scared to make a main post about them bc i don’t like being wrong #however #in my Mind #Ollie goes for king boo bc he rllly likes his taunts #and he thinks it’s funny to start explaining why he chose a king even tho he doesn’t fw monarchies to distract ppl when he’s in 2nd or 3rd #Dinah plays rose gold peach or metal Mario she says she needs to match the trophies she’s gonna win -has never won a game in her life-#Roy plays Roy but he didn’t know his name was Roy at first he just thought the glasses absolutely fucked #when he’s playing outside the fam he uses dry bowser #Mia plays lemme she thinks he’s the funniest little thing ever and wants to hold him in her pocket and squish him #will also play inkling girl and customize to match whoever she will be cheating with #nobody’s clocked it but Dinah #emiko LOOOOVES dks taunts but cannot drive with him so she usually ends up switching to Lakitu #will always say she saved anybody who fell off the map and should therefore be given a 10 seconds head start #the one time they granted it she revved the engine too much spluttered fell off the map and then drifted the wrong way #12th place by far - Mia was lapping hee #Connor originally played dry bones or link and picked peach once and was sold #not even for the aesthetic (tho he ALWAYS matches the bike the wheels the parachute etc.)#but bc he actually drives really well with her and never gets lower than 5th when playing #which doesn’t seem like much but the arrowfam focuses way too much on objects and not the actual racing #so they’ll successfully calculate where to throw a green shell that’ll hit 1 person and cause another to swerve into a bomb #but theyll fall of the map and start going backwards right after god bless them #lian plays bowser or squidling boy and has never been beaten but she thinks MK is kinda boring #she’s a mortal Kombat kinda girl #fuck the timeline she and Matt have a video game competition going rn they’re neck and neck #but they keep looking for rlly obscure games bc none of them want it to come down to smash. they both suck at it and won’t admit it.#bonus hal #god bless him he sucks squinting at the screen running into banana then bomb then off the map going backwards sucks #he plays the koopa troopa #he and Dinah have a not last competition and it’s infuriating to play with them bc everyone will have mapped them 17 times #and theyll still be trash talking eachother like it’s neck and neck at 1st and 2nd - ok that’s alll baiii

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