#here's to all our furry friends that also make us want to get up in the morning

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how to grub your karkat

or you can use this for any other plush or if you wanna make a whole new plush entirely or whatever

disclaimer im not a professional in any sense of the word and theres anything technical im doing wrong or you think you can do it better by all means dont hold back

Things you’ll need

sewing machine unless youre really dedicated but doing it by hand is gonna be an agonizing feat i promise. I just used a straight stitch for everything

Fabrics: for the main body i suggest a minky or something soft, for the inner lining something in the same color as the main body and ideally with some stretch, and anything black for the legs. Less than a yard of each will do

if youre using minky or anything furry get a lint roller. Trust me

stuffing, i used polyfil

threads that match your fabrics

good fabric scissors

sewing needle for hand sewing/fixes

karkat plush (optional)

Heres the pattern i came up with! They are numbered for your convenience and pieces with the same numbers are going to be part of the same row of segments. cut everything out on the black lines (Make sure when you’re printing to fit the image to the page size.) on the left we have the belly pieces, the right is the main body, and we have the foot in between

Im using a relatively thin minky fabric, im sure you can use whatever but something with some fluffiness kinda helps to mask any imperfections in the sewing. When drawing out your patterns keep in mind what direction your fibers settle in and try to keep it consistent

On the wrong side of the fabric measure out at least a half inch seam allowance around each piece of the pattern, i used a centimeter and that worked but had me sweatin a bit.

For the main body pieces fold your fabric in half before you cut so you can have 2 of each segment that are mirrored to each other, i also extended all of the #1 pieces an additional centimeter/half inch at the top so we can fold them over at the very end. I highly suggest numbering the insides of all the cut pieces, especially in a way where you will remember what direction they are each meant to sit

After you’ve numbered all your pieces, set them aside and start making your feet!

Each of the 6 legs is made of two pieces, but i because i only had a swatch of the black minky i made up for the rest with some random black scrap fabric from an old project. Try to keep your fabric consistent if you can lol

I didnt give these pieces any more seam allowance on the fabric but i recommend adding a centimeter or half inch to the base of it to extend the length and have some more wiggle room

like so

Instead of cutting out 12 individual pieces and struggling to stitch them all together i started with 6, then pinning each piece real tight with the right/furry side down onto my secondary fabric, and slowly stitching around the shape real close to the edges- DO NOT CLOSE THE FLAT SIDE as we are going to stuff the feet through here

Now cut the shape out of the fabric and repeat till you have 6 feet

Now flip those bad boys inside out, stuff up, and if you wanna you can match them to their best pairs

now grab a pair of feeties and your #1 pieces and line them up, in this picture my belly #1 piece is shorter bc i forgot to add the extra centimeter and i recut that once i realized. Line those sides up with the right/furry parts touching and with the feet in between, flip it around to make sure everything's sitting the way you want it

Note. i didnt realize until later but i sewed my feet in upside down. save yourself the time it takes to fix it and dont make the same mistake

Straight stitch these layers together and repeat with the next two segments our good friends #2 & #3

Repeat this for the #2 and #3 sections but NOT THE #4, that part doesnt need feet! just line those edges up right/furry sides together and sew

the secret to the squish of the suit is making this inner lining from another fabric and stuffing it! I used what i had leftover from a stretchy red fabric for a kanaya skirt. For this we need to make a new pattern for each section, making sure it follows the curve of the round edge but the piece itself is shorter, almost like youre removing the seam allowance you added. Mine is a centimeter shorter on the top and on the bottom and reaches to the middle

Make one of these for each numbered segment,you only need to make half the pattern and you can fold your fabric in half on a crease and you end up with one symmetrical piece (bars)

Now you need to pin these pieces right on top of the wrong side of your numbered furry sections and line up the straight edges like so (disclaimer for LOTS OF SCARY NEEDLES !!)

Admittedly i didnt estimate how long these pieces needed to be very accurately and overshot it a bit, if you start pinning it from the middle and continue outwards on either side thatll ensure its not too lose and you can cut off any excess after

The only exception is piece #1, if you recall we gave this #1 section extra seam allowance. This is so we can sew down that excess at the neck later and hide any of the inside that might show once its all put together. Do not connect the top edge to the inner lining! Since i added an extra centimeter earlier im gonna leave that hanging and pin + sew down the inner lining a centimeter lower than the top edge. LEAVE THE CURVED EDGES OPEN! DONT SEW THEM TOGETHER! those stay open to stuff

Straight stitch the lined up edges together

Now you have all these skinned pieces of little freak and we need to connect all these segments together making sure to sew UNDER the existing stitches so we dont see those on the outside when its all put together

Inside looks like a bit of a mess but thats fine bc its not the part that matters

Now stuff it! you might need a stick or pencil or something long and thin to get stuffing into the middle bits

Now thats its stuffed you can finally close those curved edges. Try not to sew over a thick mound of stuffing, push it in a little further to give yourself some space and you can fluff it back out after everythings closed. I cut off that excess lining fabric after sewing

Ough… they filleted my boy…

Finally, match up all the edges and lines and HAND SEW them right sides together. You will destroy your machine trying to work around that stuffing i promise. You also have an excuse to get up from your work desk and sew on a couch or smth. I used a standard backstitch for a tight finish and again, make sure you sew under any existing stitches so they arent visible on the outside!

Speaking of the outside, once you stitch everything together you can very gently flip this sucker inside out

This is @hatamonu’s cat Cocaina, aka Coco. Her perfectly square figure made it into my grub files somehow so shes essential to the tutorial

Check the fit and all thats left to do is roughly baste stitch down that excess neck fabric onto the stuffed lining and youre set! I gave the thread slight tugs as i went to tighten the opening a bit put dont tighten it too much

tadaaaaa

It fits pretty snug but starts to slip a bit with motion. Heres a bounce test

 If you do shake your baby make sure to safety pin the plush to the suit so he doesnt prematurely shed his exosekeleton

Now spread that baby fever and show your baby to the world

pics from the ALA 2025 homestuck meetup and supplied by para.dox.cos

Tysm for coming along this ride with me especially if you followed the prototype journey on twitter, much thanks to my more sewing savvy friend for the solution to my grub dilemma and for helping me design and build my dolorosa cosplay <3 much love and hopefully many more homestuck cosplays and meetups to come in the future!

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A Touch of Sweetness 2

Warnings: non/dubcon, mentions of crime, and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.

My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.

Character: mob!Loki Laufeyson

Sister series to mob!Thor

Summary: you make a new friend, but that’s not all. (short reader)

As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️

You park among the rows of cars as you vibrate with excitement. You asked Jada one last time if she wanted to come. When you told her Thor would be there, she scoffed and said you’d come back crying when you got stood up.

Silly her, it’s not a date. Derrrr. 

Your mom said it sounded fun but also declined your invitation. Something about the allergies you never knew she had before. You didn’t bother even telling your dad. He doesn’t care much what you’re up to. 

Still, they can’t rain on the day. It’s so sunny and bright and you’re going to have a lot of fun and make a new friend. You hope it’s not awkward. You would hate to be a third wheel. 

You get out and follow a family through the archway that denotes the entrance. You pay your entry fee and they put a red wristband on you. You smile and turn, squeeing as you see the best sign you’ve ever seen in your life; Bunny Patch. What’s that? 

You rush over to the pen of bunnies, between the pie vendor and the berry lemonade stand. This is a lot more than you expected. You fawn at the furry little creatures, some hopping, some lazing around, others chewing on carrots and lettuce. You like the ones with the long hair on their cheeks. So, cute. 

“Sweetness,” the thunderous voice scatters the children at your side. 

You turn to face Thor as he marches toward you, his hand around that of a pretty woman in a red dress. It’s sophisticated and cute with bows on the straps. You’re a bit insecure about your own choice of pink capris and a polka dot blouse with heart buttons. 

“Ah, there she is. Kitten, this is the friend I spoke of. Sweetness, this is my beloved, Queenie,” Thor gestures between you. 

“Hi,” you open and close your hand in an awkward half-wave, suddenly nervous. 

“And...” Thor continues then searches behind him. “Brother, what are you doing?” 

“It smells like rabbit droppings,” a voice slithers behind him. 

“Hm, yes, that would likely be the rabbtis,” Thor tuts. “Here,” He reaches behind him and pulls a man up next to him. An inch short and more than a few less horizontally. The man is lithe, like a cat, his black hair as sleek as his suit. “I’ve brought a fourth to even out our party. My brother, Loki.” 

The man’s green eyes narrow on you and he looks you up and down. He turns to his brother with a crinkle in his nose. He rips his arm from the other man’s grasp roughly, “you’ve brought me to this place for what? To stain my hands on crushed berries?” 

“I brought you here to have fun,” Thor deepens his tone. “So, you will behave and be nice.” 

“Yes, mother,” Loki rolls his eyes. He crosses his arms and turns his chagrin upon the bunnies. “Ugh, filthy animals.” 

You look at the other woman and she seems just as unsettled by the whole affair. “Look at that one,” you step closer to the pen door. “The black one. He looks soft.” 

“Ah, reminds me of you, Loki,” Thor slaps his back as he drags the woman at his side up to the stall. “Look, he even glowers like you. Likely why the others keep their space.” 

Loki huffs and doesn’t say a word. You glance over at the other woman and smile at her sheepishly. She looks back at you with a hollow smile of her own. 

“I like your dress,” you say. “The bows are pretty.” 

“Oh, thanks,” she peeks up at Thor. “It was a gift.” 

“Oo, nice.” You say, “um, are you excited to pick berries?” 

“Yeah, sure, I suppose... it’s nice to get out,” she nods. 

“Go on then, we’ll catch up. Save some room in the baskets,” Thor bends to kiss her cheek then lets her go. “I think my brother needs some of that berry wine to loosen his collar.” 

You smile at them. Thor returns the sentiment but Loki just shakes his head. The latter is led away by a large hand on his shoulder. You exhale and return your attention to the other woman. 

“Have you known Thor a very long time?” You ask. 

“Oh, erm,” she shrugs, “we just... it’s new.” She peers around and points toward the table trading baskets for money. “Let’s go get some berries.” 

“Right,” you agree. 

You cross the dirt and wait your turn in line. You’re a bit awkward. It’s just that new people make you nervous and you didn’t expect Loki too. 

“Have you known Thor a while?” She asks you suddenly. 

You blanch at her, “oh no, I met him the other day. He told me... he wanted me to meet you. That you needed a friend.” 

“Oh, he did? I guess I do,” she says thinly. 

“I’m sorry. You know? If this is too much. If you don’t want to know me.” You sink your chin down. “My own sister doesn’t even like me.” 

“Hm, mine either,” she says. “It’s not your fault. Don’t be sorry.” She sniffs and lets out a sigh. “I really could use a friend.” 

“Me too,” you trill. “What are you going to do with your berries? I wanna try making jam.” 

“I don’t know. Didn’t think about it,” she says. 

“Well, you can think as we pick,” you grab her hand and pull her up to the table as your turn comes. 

You get your baskets and head off into the rows of berries. You scavenge a mostly untouched patch at the far end. You tell Queenie about your sister and her friends. She doesn’t say a lot about herself though. 

“Ah, and have we a full harvest?” Thor stamps onto a bunch of berries and they burst into the dirt. He lifts his foot with a guilty, “oops.” 

“Do watch where you step, brother,” Loki sneers. 

“I find it hard to concentrate with such pretty women around,” Thor turns and squats next to Queenie. He picks some berries and drops them into her basket. “Mother always made a nice strawberry rhubard, didn’t she? She might show you the recipe, kitten.” 

Queenie nods. Loki stays standing, right beside you. You look up as his silhouette darkens in the sunlight. He huffs and says nothing. 

“Brother, you should join in. It’s rather fun. I feel as if I am a farmer in the old days,” Thor muses. 

You take a lush berry and admire the redness. You smell it and take a bite, tasting the sweetness. You hum and another scoff comes from above. 

“What are you doing? That is unwashed?” 

You peer up and chew, swallowing abruptly as you hide the uneaten leaves in the basket. “Nothing,” you lie. 

Thor chortles and murmurs something you can’t make out to Queenie. 

“You will get a parasite,” Loki insists, “you should wash all fruit before consuming.” 

“Can you blame her? She is picking all alone. She needs the sustenance for all her hard work,” Thor taunts. 

Loki flicks his fingers at his brother. He stares down at you tersely. You look down then lift another berry, raising your chin at the same time, “try one.” 

“Are you mad? I just told you. You’ll have worms crawling in your brain.” 

“Hm, well, worth it,” you bite the berry. “They’re yummy.” 

“Don’t--” He bends his knees and swats away what’s left in your hand, “that’s dangerous.” 

Thor purrs under his breath as he reaches across Queenie to dump a handful into her basket. You peel your eyes away from the intimate moment. You shrug and look at Loki. 

“I’ll be fine.” You grab another berry and he catches your hand before you can raise it to your mouth. You turn the berry between your fingers and aim it at him. “Try it.” 

He narrows his eyes. You smile. He lets you go and snatches it. He stares it down and takes the smallest bite of the tip. 

“Tastes like dirt,” he flings it away. “Told you, they need to be washed.” 

“Hmm, well, once we fill the basket, I’ll be sure to do so,” you hold up the wicker. 

He gives it a dull look then reaches to collect berries, pinch by pinch until he has a handful. He tosses them into your basket. You put your focus back to the tangled leaves and stems. This isn’t so bad. Better than Jada and her insults. 

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Finn wondering if Jimmy and Sassy feelings would get hurt if he ask for a dog

"Hey, darling, how was your day with grandma?", you wondered as your little boy ran to your arms. Since you and Max were renovating your home office, you thought it would be best that Finn spent his day with his grandparents, allowing you and Max to work quickly without the added worry of your son accidentally touching something dangerous and hurting himself. Your husband had been the one to pick him up from your parents' house, "Finn, do you want to tell mama what you told me in the car?", Max nudged, pulling your son to sit on his lap once he sat in the office chair next to yours as you tidied your desk, organising your materials into the drawers and pots.

"Oh, that's right!", he beamed, "you know grandma and grandpa have Juno", he mentioned your parents' dog. She had been in the family even before you moved out and the sweet labrador was the delight of both the older and younger family members, even Finn didn't escape it.

"I was just asking papa if he thought Jimmy and Sassy would be mad or hurt if we got a dog", he stated, looking at you as he explained the situation, "I know we've had them in the family for a really long time, they were here before I was even born!", he exclaimed, "and before mama, too!".

Chuckling at his antics and at his cuteness, you nodded, "That's right, Jimmy and Sassy have been with us for some time", you noted, giving him your full attention.

"But I don't want to hurt them because they'll think they're being replaced, but they won't be! Our hearts will grow bigger to have another pet in our lives!", he extended his arms before he slumped down, "what do you think mama? Papa said I also had to run the idea by you", he pouted.

"Well, having a dog is certainly different that having cats, Finn", you tried your best to no destroy his hopes straight away, "cats are very independent, they mind their own business, and a dog requires a little bit more attention, and with papa being gone for a good chunk of the week at times, it might be a bit too much for us, and the cats might not react well", you said, "not because they will think we don't love them, but because it will be someone new in the house".

"I get what you mean, papa said the same", he looked up at Max who nodded, "it's going to be another responsibility that, realistically, will fall on you and maybe we should wait until we have more time in our hands", he smiled, holding your hand in his and playing with your fingers and your wedding band.

"How about we go and play with the cats, though? Me and papa spent the day drilling and I think we need to gain some extra points with them", you winked at your little boy, seeing him run off to find his furry friends, "I know I'm biased, but he's so cute when he's like this, makes my heart all melty inside", you cooed, pretending to squish his cheeks, "your genetics made him incredibly cute!".

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‣ Please do not personally speak to us about topics of Rape, SA, Grooming, Animal Mutilation/Murder, Underaged Substance Taking, Drinking, Smoking, Waterboarding, Dehumanizing, Neglect, Starvation, Forcibly Consuming Animal Food, Self Harm, Mental and Physical Abuse, Parental abuse, Parental Incest, Overdose, Plushophilla, Religious abuse, etc. These are very triggering topics to us because these are the things we had to go through as a child. Fictional topics of these things are 100% fine as we cope that way, but reality wise do not bring these up.

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Quick tag rundown as we close this off ^^

#Hound Barks -> yapping and just random posts by me that aren't reblogs or art

#Hounds art -> kinda self explanatory but yeah its art

#Hounds reblog -> also pretty self explanatory its just reblogs

#Hounds Tail Wag Moments -> inbox/interaction through inbox

#Hound 'n the pack! -> Friend interactions!

#An Alter Barks -> the tag that will be used by our alters/headmates for whatever they post/reblog/say/etc ^^

#Wah continued reblog -> a reblog that ended up becoming continued, most likely from talking to someone through that reblog. Block this tag if you don't wanna see these lmao

(Our intro is very inspired by other blog intro layouts, if it looks similar to a blog you may be familiar with thats why. Bc it most likely could be our intro inspo!)

[storiesbyjes2g]

3.203 How I met your mother

I awoke to a notification, alerting me the Sage's had broken their lease and paid the early termination fee. Was my house that bad of an experience they couldn't wait two more days? Am I a bad landlord? Should I have checked in more often? Whatever the reason, I was relieved to know I could go on vacation without fear of an incident happening.

When Sophia awoke, we searched for the perfect rental together. Guess who went all fancy while I stuck to the practical stuff? I couldn't believe it either. In my mind, we had way too much to do and would not spend much time in the rental, so splurging didn't make sense to me. She, however, wanted an experience we would all remember for years to come. We also couldn't agree on where to stay. I wanted to stay in town this time, and Sophia wanted to stay on the mountain. We searched, and searched, and argued, and searched some more until we found the most perfect rental. It checked boxes for both of us, though it aligned more with Sophia's vision. At least I won the location battle. We'll stay in a beautiful two-bedroom home in a neighborhood just outside of town called Wakaba. The search delayed us a few hours, but with lodging booked, we dropped off the dogs with Alessia and packed. Desiree was a little miffed about being away from her furry friends, but soon got over it once she saw the house. We got there around dinner, perfect timing since the kid and I were starving. We tossed our bags inside and went to Senbamachi to find that restaurant Mama took us to. Walking around aimlessly made us all anxious, and I wished I could call her and ask where the restaurant was. But, of course, we got there, eventually.

"I think we actually sat at this table last time," I said.

"You've been here before?" Desiree asked.

"Yep. My mom took me and Auntie Less for our young adult birthdays. I actually met Mommy here."

Her eyes lit up like a Winterfest tree.

"In the restaurant?!"

Her interest in our story was both comical and cute.

"Not here, but nearby."

"And then you got married??"

Sophia laughed.

"Not quite, sweetie. Daddy had a lot of growing up to do," she said, eyeing me.

Desi's squinted eyes bounced between us both, trying to figure out how to process that statement.

"But Daddy was already a grownup."

"Yes," I said, jumping in before Sophia got any petty ideas and aired my laundry in front of this child, "but sometimes...." I didn't quite know how to explain it to her, so I started again. "Just because you're a grownup..." This was neither the time nor the place for such a deep conversation. And she's too young for the complexities of adult relationships, anyway. "I'll explain it to you when you're older."

Sophia left the conversation there, thankfully. This thing she has against me and Yasmine goes deeper than she even realizes, I think. It's like a switch that turns on whenever anyone nears the subject. She seizes every opportunity to take jabs at me. I get it, but I don't. Why is this still an issue?

[charliedawn]

Hello!! So me and my friend are part of the therian/furry community it got me wondering how the slashers would react to their s.o being a therian/ furry

Slashers I had in mind (pennywise 2017 and 1990 mainly but feel free to add any you see fit!!) :3

(Apologies if I’ve asked this before I can’t remember)

Author: I think I already did a request with Pennywise and Penny about that, but I can’t find it so…Here you go ! Hope you like it. 👍

Pennywise *looks you up and down* : "Welp. That’s not something you see everyday."

Pennywise laughed, but he appreciated and understood the concept quickly. He was happy to see you happy and got into it quite fast. Besides, he never liked humans all that much. And being a shapeshifter himself, he wasn’t all that bothered by your sudden shift and was just happy chilling with you in the woods.

Barry helped you design your fursona. He got all his designer genius into making you the perfect fursona that would fit you. He got your favourite colours and the best materials he could find and got to work right away. He spent nights on it and made sure to get everything you wanted in it so that it would be as comfortable and lovely to wear as possible.

Barry *once he sees you in it* : "YES ! Wow. Gorgeous ! Absolutely stunning, darling !"

Brahms was excited when you told him—but he didn’t really know what it was at first. You had to explain it to him and slowly, he got the idea. He also tried to do animal stuff with you like running on four legs and take regular trips into the wilderness. He broke his arm as a result, but it was worth it. He was happy having fun with you. He is supportive.

A client *sees you* : "Hum…What’s that ?"

Norman *smiles at you* : "That would be Y/N. Come in, sweetheart. Say hi to the new client."

Norman was surprised at first, but he got used to it. He—himself—would take long strolls in the forest and be with you in spirit while you do your own thing. But running on all fours and howl at the moon and dig mud and rocks ? I don’t think he would do it. But he would be supportive and spend time with you nonetheless.

Jason would understand and respect your decision. He prefers animals over humans anyway. He would be more than happy to return to Crystal Lake with you so you may both have some fun near the lake or run between the trees. He is a free spirit and he loves nature. You would get along just fine.

Michael *nods in silent approval*

Our open-minded king. You could come up to him and say you are a wolf or an earthworm and he would be nodding understandingly and give you a thumbs up. If that’s what you are ? Then that’s what you are. No judgment there.

Penny *excited* : "Hey ! Do you want us to go run in the forest ?"

Penny is a shape-shifting creature. He could turn into a wolf and be right beside you when you both go into the forest and howl at the moon or even hunt together. He would also have NO problem biting you or scratching you or acting like a real animal with you. No questions asked.

Freddy Krueger: "…That a sex thing ? Cause I am digging it."

Freddy wouldn’t understand, but he wouldn’t really care either. That man is the definition of ‘you do you, bud’. He would be nodding and laughing, maybe do one or two jokes at first, but nothing real mean. He would then let you do your thing and even assist in one or two activities with you (howling at the moon or run after you). He would be pretty chill about it.

Five *sees you and looks down at his glass of wine* : "I knew that wasn’t a good vintage but still…"

Five wouldn’t understand.

He likes reason and science. But, he would respect you for being yourself and to see you have some fun. He would eventually support you, but you would have to give him time to get used to the idea.

[exquisite-peculiarity]

Update on the Fur Affinity hack!

For those who don't know, Fur Affinity is a furry site that hosts furry art, writing, photos, etc. It's an important and unique community beloved by its userbase. The person who founded and ran the site, Dragoneer, passed away 8/6/24. His friends and family are working together, with the support of the community, to keep the site up and running. They have a gofundme campaign to cover site expenses and the debt of his estate to keep the site from getting sold off as an asset. So far, it is looking bright. Unfortunately, this week, bad actors hijacked the site. They didn't break into the private info, but redirected traffic and communications to other places, including Kiwifarms (alt right site) who promptly released a statement that they weren't involved, and the hijack was at the expense of both websites. Fortunately for everyone, it's been resolved, and the site is safe to use again.

Here's the statement from their discord:

"Good Afternoon!

Yesterday, after meeting for several hours with Network Solutions (our domain registrar), they finally agreed to our demands to lock our account and revert changes made to our domain name’s NAMESERVER configuration. This lock also prevents anyone from signing in and making further changes. A fraud investigation has been launched on their part, and upon conclusion, our account will be fully released to us and we will receive more information on how this hijacking occurred. Our domain is directing traffic correctly.

While the bad actor was in control of our domain between Tuesday, August 20th at 12:47AM ET and Wednesday, August 21st at 2:28PM ET, they redirected our traffic to other websites and they set up an email server to receive any emails that were sent to any of our @furaffinity.net accounts. If you sent any emails to our @furaffinity.net accounts during that time, then the bad actor has those emails, we did not receive them, and you should act appropriately to secure and protect your information. Furthermore, any emails sent from @furaffinity.net during that time would have been sent by the bad actor and should not be trusted. The bad actor never had access to our actual email accounts, any previous emails, nor data we have previously received.

It is important to stress that the Fur Affinity web server itself was never compromised, and the bad actor never had access to any private information therein such as our user and server data (It's as if someone stole your home address and had your mail and visitors routed somewhere else. Your house and everything inside is fine, only the address and incoming/outgoing mail were affected). **As a precautionary measure during the incident, we invalidated all current login sessions and you will need to log back into your account.**

**✨🌟🎉 FUR AFFINITY IS NOW ONLINE AND MAY BE ACCESSED SAFELY! 🎉🌟✨**

Furthermore, as of last night (August 21st at 9:53PM ET), we have regained access to our Twitter account, and with the help of Whanos (@KernelJunkie), reclaimed our username (@FurAffinity). And as of this morning (August 22nd at 10:45AM ET), we also secured Dragoneer's personal Twitter account.

We have also been made aware of various sources claiming to have identified the bad actor responsible for this attack. We have no way to verify that these accusations are accurate, but will continue to share all information with the FBI. With that said, we want to remind everyone that we have a zero-tolerance policy toward harassment, no matter the circumstances. Recently, there have been instances where speculation has led to individuals being harassed, even if they have no proven connection to the incident.

It is important to note that Fur Affinity, with direct insight into the situation, has not conducted its own investigation. We are leaving that responsibility to law enforcement. Speculation only spreads misinformation and causes harm, so please be cautious about what you share or believe online.

We kindly urge everyone to avoid engaging in further speculation or harassment. It is the role of law enforcement to determine the facts and make decisions, not ours.

Finally, we want to extend our deepest gratitude to all of you for your unwavering support during this incredibly difficult time. Your kindness, patience, and understanding have meant the world to us as we've navigated these challenges together. We are committed to continuing to foster a creative and welcoming environment for all, and it is your strength and solidarity that make our community truly special. Thank you for standing with us.

Please note FA might suffer from the "hug of death" - basically, everyone interacting with it at once causes it to run slowly. (: It's not broken, just overwhelmed by your support!! "

In my opinion, the people who are running the site at this time are doing a good job with a really terrible situation.

We love and protect tumblr, as a special and queer community that is unique in it's function. Fur Affinity is important in the same way. It is a safe space for both nsfw and sfw queer expression, and that's something important to protect. ♥️

[softcarebears]

HOCO WEEK 9/21-9/28

monday 

41. ga tells me that he has a crush on this girl bow that i used to be bsfs w/ before she moved to the other side of cali

42. me and bbsf become close w/ bow 

43. ga tells ginger and bbsf that he likes bow

tuesday  (nothing happened)

wednesday 

44. me and pinkie go get our tickets for hoco 

45. pinkie gets bullied bc she’s (not to be rude to furries cuz idrc abt that do what u want, the context in which she does it makes it weird) wearing a hot pink hoodie w/ cat paws, giant REAL fox tail hanging from her belt and has a cat headband on and also wants to be called a japaneses name (she’s 100% white)

46. i find out that the only real reason i haven’t been over to pinkie’s house is bc she has a wall of real animal bones that she doesn’t properly clean that have bugs in them 

47. i leave pinkie to go w/ a and turtle bc they’re like my bsfs 

48. pinkie gets pissy and skips fourth block

thursday 

49. tutorial time, me and bbsf share my water, bbsf mentions that i’ve done his makeup before. i wouldn’t normally bring that up cuz it’s very common for us but this leads to turtle further trying to get us together 

friday 

50. hoco rally, i sit w/ cowgirl, pinkie, pinkie’s friend tootsie and my friend from dance and drama, ruby 

51. turtle and a sit behind us and i mainly talk to them and ruby the entire rally, pinkie is oddly nice abt it

52. i walk up to bbsf, bear and bow after 4th block ends and apparently pushed bbsf into to bushes and cut him the fuck up 

53. hoco game, band/colorguard get new uniforms (aka bbsf, five, berry, zim and no name)

54. me, pinkie, cowgirl and tootsie sit by band section to hangout w/ them

55. 8pm i have a breakdown bc that officially marks 2 years of my dad being dead

56. obvi all of my friends try to comfort me 

57. pinkie tries to make it about her for some reason

58. one of my friends wins hoco queen

saturday

59. me and pinkie go to a boba shop to take pics before hoco 

60. we run into bbsf who was across the street

61. we get to the school and i go get my friend diamond 

62. bbsf finally arrives

63. bbsf pulls me into a hug (and rejects pinkie’s hug after) 

64. me, diamond and our other friend fuego (can u tell i’ve run out of names) r all dancing when ga, ginger and a guy who i think i mentioned once like a year ago all come up to me and ask if i’ve seen bbsf 

65. like an hour goes bye and i find out the trio is planning on jumping bbsf

66. i send that voice message to bbsf 

67. i find bbsf and we have, the best way to describe it, a moment…

68. bbsf leaves early

69. bbsf’s older sister finds out abt the almost jumping and chews the trio out

70. a bunch of other shit happened bc i was bouncing around like 4 groups but this is called the bbsf saga so everything else will have to wait until the other sagas

HEY POOKIESTAR! sorry for letting that ask marinate...i was very busy (i was lazy bababooing BUT IM HEREE!!😔)

also miss gworl i'm in the middle of a cyclone class 3 rn hehe..but cyclone is not really cycloning...ITS MORE CYCLOWNING🤡

ohhh so ga basically was threatening to jump BBSF because he bbsf grew close to manic pixie dream bow girl BECAUSE HE GA HAD A CRUSH ON HER OHHH

so bow came back from other side of cali very demure...

PINKIE IS A FURRY WTF...she wears a tail and wants to be called a japanese name ITS GIVING ASIANFISHING

..um..chile anyways...hell naw...does make sense though she acts like a feral child...🥱#imapinkiehater100percent

"me and bbsf share my water"FIRST THE SLUSHIE NOW THIS?? JUST SAY YOU WANNA KISS HIM AND SHARE SALIVA U STOOPID biatch U ARE DOWN BAD IN SUPERLATIVE FORM SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE "DOWN WORST"

"bbsf mentions that i’ve done his makeup before." i have a theory about this particular part...ill say in the end but im hella delulu yknow so don't listen to my words 100 percent lmfao (you should actually listen to me)

everyone else's names:🎀🌈✨💎🌺🦌🧸

the others:

for number 55 oh noo pookie im sorry to hear that...fawk pinkie...CAN'T SHE JUST SHUT HER GOOFY FURRY ASS UP

HE REJECTED PINKIE'S HUG AND PULLED U IN A HUGGGGG BOMBOCLATTTTT HE A MAN OF CULTURE HE LIKES YOU GIRL JUST FUCKING DATE ALREADYYYYY HOW MANY SIGNS ARE U TRYNA LOOK FOR U BLIND ASS

Y'ALL HAD A MOMENT OH MAHHHH GAWDDDDDD and not u saving him...stawp!! its giving hero x damsel in distress trope; bbsf is the damsel in distress ofc🎀

haiya but why did he try to frolick in the meadow with bow though...tskk i feel like he is kinda a player my dakoko 🥥

anyways my theory about the makeup thing...because i am a whore in THEORY and not in practice (i am but secretly hehe at times dw...3-5 business days)

ok so when u do someone's makeup...YOUR FACE IS CLOSE TO THEIRS RIGHTTTTT....you get what i mean...there is so much proximity there is no distance at all...BABABOOI

similar to when you are about to kiss someone [coughs coughs]...so the fact that he "randomly" remembered AND SEEMINGLY POINTS THAT OUT OF THE BLUE shows that this particular and notably phenomenal romantic and very intimate moment that emerged from the planets and stars from the milky way galaxy aligning [pro poetic yapper] has marked him or left an impact on him yknow what i mean...LIKE HE MIGHT THINK OF THIS MOMENT EVERY NIGHT OR SO OFTEN THAT HIS TOES ARE TINGLING OR HE IS GIGGLING AND BLUSHING LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL IN HIS ROOM...like y'all were close to kissing...he definitely was examining your face perhaps HIGH CHANCE of him staring at your lips [cutely sips her pomegranate tea under the covers with plenty of passion🍵🔥that shit bussing btw]

also him mentioning that shows his interest in you also in all delulu interpretation that this particular mention to you evokes a sense that he may have been secretly inquiring about whether you remember that very intimate moment of high chance of smoochy smooch camouflaged by you doing his makeup...to see if you have feelings for him or have a romantic interest in him...VOILA!!🎀

bai bai

[simping-on-the-daily]

"Oh, are we entering darkfic territory? A good trauma arc always lifts the spirits! ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و ̑"

@grinnames Happy to add to your Possession Collection and support the follower event!!! I love the entire AU and overall direction, and I just had to get my girlie involved,,,,,

Standard fullbody followed by a a crappy doodle with none of the detail as per usual lol. When an author avatar and self insert are your enemy, then what hope do you really have?

Too much contact with them instills a sense of lethal helplessness, the inability to fight back because why would it matter. The eyes are a gateway to the soul, but when someone doesn't have one, well........

Is their kindness genuine? Do they truly care for their friends? They claim they do, but every movement, every expression is uncanny and they'd treat their bffs the same they would a mortal enemy- cold, sadistic emptiness coated with a teethless smile,,, And the less said about Meggy, the better

The line between being a fusion of the two and a new being is so low and yet here they are, limbo dancing with the devil,,, the devil also gave them a fashion sense! Imagine a dripless protagonist, how dreadful would that be??

Gains a new goal in making the best arc ever, with twists and turns and scares to appeal to all the creeps in their fanbase! Putting one corrupted content creator with a possessed Y/N-deconstruction means a very self-centered morality and a disregard for anyone who couldn't be a part of their story that now leans on especially murderous it's gotta be perfect it's gotta be perfect it's gotta be perfe-

"This is our story. This is its story. And it'll end just like all the other episodes- our victory. So don't bother trying, mkay? Good! <3"

*gasp* What's this? A pivotal behind the scenes explaining how this came to be? Oh, and the livestream lasts for about 99 hours, too! What a callback. Or foreshadowing. What loose continuity, wouldn't you agree?

Wave hello, friendly question. “Oh, Guardian Four! (*●⁰ꈊ⁰●)ﾉ Is your next video meant for the furries?”

“It’ll….appeal to everyone eventually. Call it a redesign.”

“Well, the cut of your jib is sweet! ٩(＾◡＾)۶ Swag, even……good, that didn’t summon him.” Relieved sigh, perk up. “Do you need something?”

“You.”

“Oh, a X Reader? (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ) Finally, I’ve been telling you-”

“Your body.”

“Oh? ( ´･_･`)”

“Something’s going to happen in this arc, something big. And I want you to be there when it does.”

“Of course, it’s always my pleasure!” A lightbulb. “Wait, shoot, so sorry, but I promised my friend that I’d help him with a new show of his! ╥﹏╥"

Muffled groan, sigh. “Think of it this way. This’ll open the door for so many opportunities, we’ll be stars, both of us!”

“Oh, you flatter me!” Flick wrist. They liked the spotlight. “In that case, yippee! (＾▽＾) Just lemme tell him…..” Phone. “Sorry, but getting you some original content, love you bestie and....send!”

“One more thing. “ Eyes narrow. “Don't you dare go after Meggy again. I don't care if you think you're better than her, I'll stop you if you even consider entertaining the thought.”

A childish pout and huff, arms crossed. “Fine. But I never start it! >:C“ They always have started it. A cheerful clap. “But sure! I always enjoy some good ol’ girlpower! =3”

“Do we have a deal?” W̵̰̖̠̃̈́̉h̶̛͎̓̈́͒a̶̼͊̔t̶̡̛͚̏͐̅ ̶̥͖̺͙̅͒́͋m̴̘̮̓̎͠a̸̲̓̈́k̸͓͕̖̈́͂e̶̖̝̖̽̽̉s̸͙̓ ̵͎̪̀͜ỳ̵̢͎̘o̴̪͈̪̣͌̀̐̓ṷ̸̦͂͋̈́̎ ̵̮̥͙̾̎ͅt̶̗̘̒ḣ̸̦͉̼̄̆ḯ̸̡͙͖̀̾͐ṇ̸̓̍͗̊k̷̛͉ ̷̻̿̾́͜ÿ̵̞͝o̷̡̦̗͐ṷ̵̝͗͜ ̵̮̉ḩ̸̥̒͝ä̷͎͛́͑d̸̝̙͌̈́ ̷̼̩̲̈́̉͜ą̴̞̄͑ ̸̢̺̻̐̂͜c̴̢̲̩̫̿͐h̸̩̮͎̒͐̏͜ö̴̢̩̘́͜i̶͎͓͐́̓̚͜c̶̭̊́͆e̵͚̲͙͛̀?̵͈̬̮̜͂̉͝

“Creative control is yours, Guardian Four! o/\o”

An animalistic rush. Stretch and squish. A startled reaction before stopping. All for the plot, they reminded themselves. Let it in. It would've wormed itself inside anyway.

First a giggle. Then a guffaw. Grab one side of your head in pain and cackle some more. Something snapped. Snicker. Split your sides when something tears. And if they clutched themselves in a bloody hug, tears in eyes, neither they or the lonely road cared enough to confirm.

[ceasarslegion]

I have not heard (or don't remember) the tiered DNI story I am begging you to share

So there was this girl in our half life roleplay group of sideblogs who had a DNI list the length of manhattan with two separate tiers: what she termed "yellow flags" and "red flags."

According to this list, if you met 3 "yellow flags," you weren't allowed to interact. If you met 1 "red flag," you weren't allowed to interact.

Already... a lot. I wasn't really friends with her, she was just in the roleplayers discord server at the same time as me and I called her out on her bullshit a few times. Because she was the type of autistic adult who used her autism as an excuse to self-infantilize and act like the world had to hand her everything with no effort made of her own to get better with certain things. She once claimed her parents were abusive for... making her wait in line for a new phone. Another time, her parents were abusive for... not charging HER switch so that she could sit outside of her sibling's music recital and play video games. Worth noting that she didn't even try to sit in, she just assumed she couldn't, threw a fit when her parents asked her to like, try to go, and then sat outside the doors and complained to us that her parents were abusive for not charging HER switch before they left.

She was a grown-ass adult too btw. She was also super sex-negative, like she asked for the role to go into the nsfw channel and then complained that there was sex in it. And then we were like "WHAT DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE???" and she was like "i just wanted it for the sex jokes but you guys are being horny degenerates in here >:((." One time i put in the vent channel that i smashed a giant spider and sent a photo of how big it was in and then she started vagueing about me IN THE SAME SERVER saying that I was a piece of shit ableist for giving her a panic attack on purpose. Never once did she communicate that spiders triggered her, she just wanted me to read her mind about it and then claim that i did it on purpose.

More related to the DNI, she once voiced that she was glad to see that harry potter was on the banned book shelf at the book store and i had to explain in simple words that banning books still isn't good when it's harry potter. She didn't really understand until i said that the reason HP gets banned is because of evangelical satanic panic types complaining about "black magic," and not because of any of JKR's actions. Which implies to me at least that she has an acceptable standard of when it's okay to ban certain media. Worth noting that she was a massive FNAF fan so, rules for thee but not for me ass person.

She pissed me off a LOT as an autistic adult who does a lot of work to affirm to people that we are not children and can handle big kid topics and don't need our hands held and are our own independent beings. Like girl you are setting us back years

So her DNI list... left something to be desired. It seemed that most of it was just based on vibes rather than any sort of material reality. If you were a Beastars fan it was a red flag, but if you were a republican it was a yellow flag. If you read certain books or liked certain shows it was a red flag, if you followed a certain blog it was a red flag, but if you straight up voted conservative you got 2 more strikes until she would block you. Girl what the fuck are you talking about

You may notice I have a beastars icon. I would talk about beastars openly in the server in front of her knowing it was on her "DNFI" list anyway because ma'am, it's a fucking furry anime, it's not going to bite you. She never said anything to me because she was, in reality, a bit of a coward who talked a big game on the internet but when it came to actually putting the bite behind all her barking, she would send strongly worded emails to people in her own house about some side comment they made that she was annoyed by instead of confronting them about it (real example btw, thats how she interacted with her own father after he told her that random strangers twitter threads are not reliable sources no matter who they claimed to be online)

She also started calling herself a sex-repulsed ace after a good long while of straight-up sex negative shaming of others for engaging in sex in the dedicated sex channel that no one was forced to go into. This gave all of us, including the aces of the server, big red flags. I felt weird about saying I didn't believe her out loud as a non-ace, so I asked my sex-repulsed ace best friend and she told me "no that's bullshit, she's just an evangelical. Sex-repulsion is your own preference, not what you project onto what other people do."

The crazy thing is, she wasn't even huge drama compared to what else went on in that server in the early days before the worst people blew up and left. She was like a b-plot we barely noticed compared to Hickory and Caroline, who I will actually give the aliases of because they are no longer active on tumblr, and the person I'm talking about is. If you want those stories too, you can ask, but I might take a few days to get back to you again lmao

[krash-and-co]

haven't done this in a while, so here !! l&co as stuff I've heard/said in the past few months, bc I don't remember exact exchanges before then 👍👍

arguably more unhinged for reasons unknown. fate of Gods favorite clown idk

Lucy: I thought Billie Joe Armstrong went to the moon for a long time, honestly.

~

Lucy: [calling Barnes] there's a stranger at our house. she tried really hard to get in, and--

Lockwood, in the distance: we broke all the stranger danger rules.

Lucy: we broke all the stranger danger rules.

~

Holly: Lockwood, you have the coolest style.

Lockwood: thanks!

Lucy: what?!? she just tells me I look gay.

Lucy: and homeless.

~

holly: I want to help disabled kids ride a tricycle. wait, I meant to say horses.

lockwood: you want to help disabled horses ride a tricycle??????

~

Lucy: I don't have mommy issues I just don't like my mom.

~

Lucy: you gave me a framed photo for my birthday

Lucy: and within thirty minutes you stepped on it.

Lockwood: but then I bought you a new frame!!!

Lucy: and then I opened it, and it looked like you stepped on it.

Lockwood: well I'm not buying you another one.

~

skull: ugh, theyre so obsessed with how they look.

lucy, nodding: yeah, they're all "oh I'm so perfect!" preps. they definitely shave their legs.

~

Lockwood: I need to work on my swearing problem, cuz there are adults around and they don't li-- *drops thermos* ow FUCK

~

Lockwood: shut the windows. shut the fucking windows, I feel like we're being watched.

Lucy: hahaha, this is fucking terrifying.

Lockwood: here are the knives.

Holly: do you have any baseball bats? I don't want to stab people.

George: no, but we have crutches. we can hit people with them.

Holly, nodding: that's good.

~

Lockwood: I'm stupid.

Kipps: no you're not- yes you are. I don't know why I said you're not, so I had to correct myself.

~

holly: if we kill someone, we'll get in.... trouble.

~

George: shit!! I mean fuck!!! I mean crap!!!

Lucy, hitting him repeatedly: stop CURSING YOU FUCKING-- DANG IT!!!!!

~

Holly: do you ever get the urge to be randomly violent, like-

[loud clatter as lockwood and kipps beat each other up in the background]

holly: yeah like that.

~

Kipps, on searching for Bobby: I used to just grab any kid I saw about his height with brown hair, but that caused problems.

~

Lucy: what's your biggest fear?

Lockwood: what? spiders.

Lucy: no the other one

Lockwood: change.

Lucy: no the-- the other one.

George: what do you WANT FROM HIM-

~

lucy: you're going to make me have a gambling addiction.

skull, nodding: that's the idea.

~

George: pff my mom says im special.

Lockwood: im also special! they put me in classes about it.

[Lockwood and George burst out laughing while everyone else stares]

~

[Lucy and George are punching each other, screaming, and spewing out profanity in sign language]

George: literally nobody even looked up

Lucy: we're at the point where it's normal

George: yeah, haha!

Lucy: haha!

[a moment of heavy breathing and grinning before they begin fucking attacking each other again]

~

George, to Lucy: ugh im so sore. why do you keep punching me.

[Lucy punches him]

~

ok last one but this was a hell of a fucking convo and it was so funny everyone just jumped in with random twists 😭😭

[kipps crew, l&co, and flo are all sitting in barnes otherwise empty office]

George: kipps sounds terminally online, but I can't figure out yet if it's the normal kind or if he has. like. a kin list.

Lucy: the two extremes. normal or homestuck.

George: I read all of homestuck but it's okay I'm normal now

skull: im-

lucy: skull YOU'RE terminally online, but like the video gamer kind. kipps sounds like he had a my hero academia phase.

Lockwood: I was friends with someone who would roleplay mha all the time.

George: like pretend to have powers or something?

Lockwood: no, like pretend to be the characters. interact as them.

bobby: I don't roleplay, but I like to imagine I'm a different person with powers sometimes :)

ned: ha, furry.

flo: furry? one of my friends knows a furry who got her tail stolen, and she's in the office right now.

Lockwood: like today??

flo: yeah today. she's there right now.

Lockwood: [silence] oh.

flo: yeah they just. yoink.

[silence]

bobby: .....im not a furry but--

Lucy: aaaand gonna stop you right there before you make things worse for yourself

kat: why can't we EVER have normal conversations

[unfortunate-copyrights]

Some HolyGhost content <3

Totally not fueled by my own experiences as a trans person —Avelin

Thank you Potatolord!

Also posted to Ao3

"Do you still want me to call you Noel?"

Noel is sitting at a table in his favorite diner joint, nursing his second cup of coffee, when his company finally arrives. 

Oscar shuffles through the door and towards Noel's table with his normal extended pleasantries to the staff. 

Once he finally gets there though, the man collapses into the opposite chair with obvious exhaustion. His shoulders immediately sag and he looks up at Noel with soft eyes. 

"Morning."

"Morning, Oscar. You look especially tired today." 

Oscar gives an embarrassed little smile. 

"Yes, well, it might be a bit... harder than I thought. Being back to my normal duties." 

Noel immediately feels a bit like a dick. 

"Oscar..." 

"It's fine," he says quickly, always afraid of making others feel bad. 

“You lost an arm, Oscar. You shouldn't be fine so soon.” 

If the man is shocked by Noel's bluntness, he doesn't show it. 

Oscar lets out a small huff of laughter.

“And I am sure you are affording yourself the same?” 

Noel frowns. 

“What happened to us was not the same.” 

“No,” Oscar admits. “But some parts were similar.” 

Before Noel can ask what he means, a waitress walks up to the table with a bright smile. 

“Can I get anything for you, sir?” She asks Oscar. 

“Do you have tea?” 

“Of course. We have green, Earl Grey, and an herbal blend.” 

Oscar noticeably lights up. 

“The herbal, please.” 

The waitress nods then looks at Noel. “Anything else for you, sir?” 

“Another coffee, if I could, doll.” 

She blushes lightly at him.

“Right away.”

When Noel looks back to Oscar, the clergyman has a far away look in his eyes. 

“A penny for your thoughts?” 

The man startles back to himself with a nervous chuckle. 

“Oh, it's nothing.” 

“Don't hold out on me now, friend. Haven't we held enough secrets in our lives?” 

Oscar looks conflicted before admitting, 

“It's a bit morbid to be polite evening conversation.” 

Noel laughs. 

“All the best horrors are told at night, Oscar. And I am not known for my manners.” 

“Oh, that's not true,” Oscar huffs. 

“Sure. I do mean it though, you can talk about whatever. I'm not one to be easily scared off.” 

After a moment, Oscar shakes his head. 

“It's all too much for me sometimes. The… everything.” 

“You're arm, you mean?” 

“Well, yes. But it's more than just that. As a child, after I was found with my hands dripping with father Mckinna's blood, the unexpected calm that followed was infuriating. I didn't feel that I had finished my avenging and with the constant watch that was put on me after that, there was nowhere for that anger to go. I held that furry on my shoulders for so long it started to feel like apathy. 

But now… After everything that happened. After I thought that I had finally found my purpose only to have it ripped away from me, taking my arm with it I…” 

Oscar stops then. Noel doesn't know if he is going to continue but it's obvious he isn't done. Without really thinking why, Noel lays his hand on Oscar's. The man draws a stuttering breath at the contact but doesn’t pull away. 

After a moment, Oscar finally continues.

“It's gone now, Noel. The anger, the…everything. It feels empty, like there's nothing left inside me. I thought, perhaps God had finally abandoned me. But… that tea. When I was bleeding out in that cabin, all I wanted was a cup of lavender tea. I never thought I would have it again. But here I am. Guess there are some perks to living.” 

“I understand,” Noel says. And he does. God, he does. Every sip of hot coffee, every touch of warm skin, reminds him of how many times he had thought he had lost them forever. 

Being so close to death's door, it stays with you. 

“Sometimes, you feel dead. Like you never actually survived at all. But there are so many sparks in life, and, no matter how gone you feel, you find the right one, it reminds you you're breathing, and exactly why you fought so hard for it to stay that way.” 

Oscar looks at him as he speaks, his red-brown eyes shining in what almost looks like aw, as if Noel has hung the stars right before him. 

It makes something in the detectives chest squeeze. He can't remember the last time someone had looked at him like that. 

But after a moment, he can. He remembers. It falls like a brick in his gut. 

Before he recovers from this, the waitress is back. She lays down a mug of tea for Oscar and pours some more coffee into Noel's. 

“Anything else for you two?” She asks. 

Noel is about to stammer out a ‘no’ but Oscar beats him to it.

“We're alright for now, thank you, though.” 

Noel looks at him and knows there's no way his little emotional slump has gone unnoticed. 

 

He feels heat prick at his cheeks in embarrassment but before he can apologize, Oscar speaks again.

"Do you still want me to call you Noel?" 

How Oscar always seems to know what causes his turmoil is a mystery the detective has yet to solve but that isn't what he is so caught off by. Because it comes to him then, that it is a choice he has here. At the station, he will have to stay Noel Finly. He doesn't really have another option but with Oscar...

Does he want that? It's complicated, he supposes. He says as much to Oscar. 

"I'm not sure. Noel was a brave man, kind.

He would smile at you and it felt like the sun.” 

A smile forms slowly on his lips as he talks about his old partner but he looks up and Oscar is looking at him. It feels like there is nothing in his soul that this man can't see. And for such a devoted member of the church, doesn't seem disgusted by it. On the contrary, Oscar understands. The feeling is too much. He looks away. 

“He was someone I looked up to. I like carrying his name. But thinking about it now, I'm not sure I deserve the honor that comes with the title.” 

Oscar laces their fingers together from where they lay on the table. 

“You don't have to choose now, and whatever you end up choosing, whenever you end up choosing it, you will still be you. But,” The smile is evident in his voice, still it's a surprise to see it when their eyes meet again. 

“If we're going off what you just said, no one deserves such a name as much as you.” 

“Oscar, whatever you call me, that's the name I'll choose.” 

[valarioncy]

Ko-Fi, Commisions, and Debt! Oh My!

Hello Hollowers and non-Hollowers. I @ahyesthesufferingoftvteens (Cursi) am collaborating with Valarioncy on this post to deliver a message to those still following the both of us, and to those that may follow us in the future!.

We currently have a joint Ko-Fi Account and are accepting donations and commisions! access to our Ko-Fi is down below all the long-winded explanation! But first...

Who are you guys?

Cy - Heeeeeey, it's ya boi Cy. This here is my Tumblr account. I'm an artist and writer, autistic, asexual, and plural. I have interest in all kinds of media, animation in particular. Writing is my main passion in terms of what I like to do creatively, but I'm not very capable of doing writing commissions. Art commissions though, I'm able to do! Provided it doesn't involve designing; I'm not able to do that at this time, although I would like to in future. :0 (Seriously, go to Cursi for anything involving design!) I've been primarily doing artwork for the Hollow, which can be found on my Instagram, although I haven't been active there for a while. I also specialize in OCs and SFW furry art, plus animals of many kinds. My art style is very graphic-novel-esque, with a predominantly Canadian influence. (No, I am not nor have I ever been Canadian, I don't know how this happened.) Feel free to commission me; I'll specify exactly what I'm doing in one of the fine sections below! ^_^

Cursi - I'm the Cursed Hollower you all know and love! I'm ok with any pronouns and my gender is whatever pisses you off the most (Genderqueer)! While I'm not as much of an artist as Cy, I pride myself in my creative writing and character development/design! If you want to know how my writing is, I'd suggest looking into my latest fanfiction: Come Sweet Death, in The Hollow (Cartoon) Category on A03...don't look at anything else, it's severely outdated and absolute trash.

So what's the news, Cy and Co?

Me, Cursi, and Valarioncy are two creatives/artists that primarily create content for The Hollow, as most of you may know.

We also like to make original projects. I'm trying to whip up an original series based off of my The Hollow Magical Girl AU, and Cy has mutliple different projects. One particular series we're working on: Green's Academy, is being worked on by both of us plus a third party.

Unfortunetly, there's a problem that's been holding us back. At the current moment, me and Cy are couch-surfing and trying to look for jobs to sustain our needs and wants and, potentially, get ourselves our own abode! This is predictably difficult due to our neurodivergancies, but without the second problem we have, this isn't are main woes. We have food stamps, so we're not going hungry.

The other FAR BIGGER problem is that I, Cursi...am $1,600 in credit card debt, and I recently missed my payment this month because I have only ten bucks in my bank account to keep it alive.

How the heck did you gain so much debt?

Now you're probably wondering how on earth I GOT $1,600 dollars in credit card debt. To make a long story short:

I flew to Valarioncy's state to help them with their homelessness situation with a healthy sum of about 3,000 dollars.

One of the other friends we had with us turned out to be severely abusive and held us down from escaping such a horrible situation.

Now that that friend is gone, our other friend is in a group home, and me and Cy are slightly more stabilized, the damage left behind is severe...especially on my poor credit card that had to extend our unwanted motel stays.

Needless to say I'm an absolute mess over this. I don't like being in debt, at all. Cy is trying to calm me down but I'm clinging onto my sanity for dear life.

But yeah, because of this debt that affects both of us, considering we're basically family at this point, we need cash. And because it's hard to get a job, we aren't getting an influx of cash...you can probably see where this is going now.

I like your creative works! How can I help?

Well you're just in luck, buddy-o. Me and Cy have created a joint Ko-Fi Account! We're accepting commissions AND donations! Ain't that just great!

Hey Cy! Tell us about your commision prices! --------------------

Cy: Right now, I'm pretty much up to doing digital flat-colored/minimal shading busts and full-bodies with transparent backgrounds. I get busts done a whole lot faster than full-bodies but I'm capable of doing full-bodies so I'm gonna include them! Pretty much all I need is a good reference for the character. I can do human, animal, and furry, SFW only.

-------------------- Thank you Cy! Go ahead and personally DM Cy for a commision if you're interested!

As for me, I'm open to ghost-writing and lore-development for the small small price of...um...$3? maybe $5? I know Cy will get on me for potentially underselling myself but they do that to themselves. Hehe. (PLEASE PAY THEM MORE THAN 3 to 5 BUCKS!!!!!!! -Cy)

We're also accepting donations. Any amount would be of great help! Even just $1 will make our day, seriously. $1 is more than we normally get nowadays!

Of course, if you can't donate, that's totally fine! Please spread the word and reblog this post and the many posts me and Cy make! You can pay us with some good classic feedback-dopamine!

One Last Link to our Ko-Fi!

Thank you for listening! Thanks for the support!

[torao-chan]

First post won't be connected with the other, which'll be a long chain, but here's the sketches that led up to me buying a new, proper notebook for sketching in.

This series of pages took place over, like, three or four (five? time's weird) months, until the frequency increased to the point where we felt our creativity was really beginning to find it's footing again.

This first batch was all built off of inspiration given to us by fanaticsnail's sub Kid fics asdlkjkgldjsfkg We never ended up finishing them might still finish the top kid on the second page though because none of them Hit The Right Vibe we were going for alkdsjlkgjkdf We were still fighting Perfectionism off at that point

Some specific notes:

Shoes are still a weak point of ours. Like a lotta human related things. We just gotta keep practicing until we get there 😿

We wanted to try and figure out drawing Bepo cause!! He's so cute alksdjlkgfdg Still trying to hit the middle ground between Oda's style and our furry art style asdgfdshf >w>;;

We did a lot of body and expression studies and I have a spare page that has since gone missing of more of these no idea where that went

Hands my beloved-beloathed. Love drawing them, suck at it.

Along with trying to nail the Kid that stuck in our head from this fic, we also tried to nail the Killer that came from discussions around this fic. Both we're not happy with, but neither we've given up on yet (　｀д´)9 they haunt us in our waking moments. lurking the back of our mind. we'll nail it eventually

These pages are when we started going 'but... what if we made keychains'. Still may end up using some of these sketches for keychains and/or stickers or something.

Some specific notes:

We wanna turn the rook-rook on the first page into a bookmark for Lil' Red >w>;; may not get it done in time for their birthday though

Also want to make a dangle Hot Cross Bun keychain so he may make a reappearance too!

Really, really still love the LuLaw-SunMoon dangle charm concept. That IS going to become something eventually.

Tobiuo on the second page is fanaticsnail's OC >w> we wanna make a something for her still asdlkjgflkd just still trying to find something that Hits Right

Really wanna make a NYEP Luffy sticker. Haven't given up on that concept yet either laksdjklgfdg

If you've seen one of those base sketches fully developed, no you haven't 😏 I'll come back and link it after a certain date lmao.

Also some base sketches for gift ideas for residual. I will find something that clicks (　｀д´)9 I swear ittttt

A mixture of maybe sticker? Designs? And some general furry warm ups alongside my dreams of a Friendly Flower Pal reversible keychain set, which still needs to be seen accomplished. Also also; Guard Point Chopper - Marimo Zoro - Puffle!Luffy as a sticker set is still Prevalent in my mind.

The base concept sketch for this reversible keychain which just needs to be printed out now! Along with the complete brainrot for this post that slapped me across the face that One Morning. And also. Booty short concept Lil' Red and I came up with after discussing my Birthday Cake that week lmao.

Last sketch before the new sketchbook was bought, which was the attempted drafts for this art born of the fanfic brainrot Minniaa gave me asdlkjglkfdj. Sexy and happy poses, apparently, I struggle with greatly. But angst? Can nail that in a heartbeat; an old friend, if you would aldskjglkfdg

[shishibro]

Kenji's Best of 2024

2024 has been a crazy, hectic, and stressful year for me. I had to make some really tough decisions in the face of my imminent burnout due to my day job, the current state of politics here in the United States, and overall feelings of self-doubt and insecurity. I've been an active artist for the past ten years of my life, and for the longest time I felt like I wasn't getting to where I wanted to be.  But... seeing this collage, which is only a fraction of everything that I managed to do in the past year alone... I realize I've gotten FAR in my journey, and I should be proud of that. In this past year alone, I did the following:  -Did my first collab with an artist who does woodcut displays for gay bars and events - Got my first brand collab with Huff Aromas - Released my first real manga pages (even if that's on a hiatus for the next thing I'm doing)  - And... AND! Became an art director and character designer for an indie platformer-beat'em up hybrid game!  The me from my first year of college would be immensely proud of how far I've come. And despite all the rough shit coming our way... I don't plan on stopping. There will be more pieces to come, especially for Rock E Rumble. And also... I'll be doing more with the Shinobi Yokai and Liminal Displacement as OCs free to explore different things on the side with my friends and fellow furry artists.  Anyway, that's all for now. I'll see you all in 2025! 

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