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iclegalnz · 5 months
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normaleeinsane · 1 year
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I’m finally getting an x-ray and scan on my knee today.
I hurt it almost two years ago, August 2021 and nobody was that interested in looking at it. I had some physio on it early last year that didn’t do much to help. Then they said that they would do a scan on it if I was willing to have surgery. I said yes, then after a while I got a letter back saying that surgery wouldn’t help it so there is no point in having a scan. The whole thing is so stupid because my doctor and a sports physio are the only people that have looked at it. I just wanted it to get checked out. It’s the same knee I dislocated and broke a piece off in 2001.
I already had been using a walking stick to walk long distances, but now after I hurt it bad I need my stick to walk short distances and can’t walk for long at all. It’s just sucks being in pain all the time and not being able to do much. it’s going to cost $500 to get my knee checked, which my mum is helping me out with. But at least after today I’ll know one way or another whether anything can be done for it.
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lesbiancocksucker · 8 months
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have a psychologist appointment tomorrow for a "diagnosis" we'll see if anything happens or even if I get a diagnosis session or whatever
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studypathways · 1 year
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macrotiis · 2 years
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I need to be nicer to myself about my lack of spoons. I’m reducing one of my medications, one that I’ve relied on for a long time for sleeping so like my energy levels are all over the place.
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omensofatimelord · 1 year
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The thing about testosterone being a controlled substance means that acess to it for hrt is restricted. While it makes access a significant issue for many people and an easy and effective way to prevent trans men and mascs from transitioning (as we've seen terfs campaign for and succeed at doing in Britain) it also means that is very easy for health care professionals to be able to take it away from trans men/mascs arbitrarily. This is most aborant in cases where trans men/mascs are forced to detransition to gain access to abortions after being raped. However, the first sign of an issues tangentially related to hormones a gp, without any training in trans people or hormones, can and will stop a person's testosterone. Apart from how stressful it is to know that for the rest of your life you'll be dependent on the goodwill of a random person, this has measurable negative consequences for a trans person subjected too it.
Going off t fucking sucks at the best of time, but being forced off t will most likely result in depression and worsening mental health for a trans man/masc, who are already one of the most likely groups to attempt suicide. It can also put a trans person at risk if they suddenly start being visibly trans again, especially if they're closeted in, say, a work place environment. Trans people, including trans men, are already one of the most targeted groups of harassment and violence and sexual assalt and forcibly reducing or stopping t can out people and risk their safety. And a gp won't see this or care about this, or attempt to treat a trans man/masc first or ask for their opinion or situation.
Ultimately, testosterone is seen as entirely optional and so the first resort when something goes wrong it to take it away, when it should be considered the last resort, and is considered the last resort for cis men. And as long as testosterone continues to be a controlled substance it will remain like this.
(edit for clarification: I am a kiwi, this post was intended as a general critique of accessing t through health care systems - based in my lived experience in NZ and what ive heard from international trans ppl; including but not limited to the USA)
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cookiesupplier · 2 months
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Every Rose Has Its Thorns - Part Forty-Seven
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pairing: Ricky Olson x ofc x Chris 'Motionless' Cerulli
warnings/tropes: slow burn, soulmates, strangers to enemies to lovers, betrayal, angst, fluff, smut, language, online bullying, panic attacks, stalking, mental health issues, conspiracy theories.
summary: In a world where soulmates inexplicably receive a tattoo that will match that of their soulmate the moment they turn eighteen years old, being famous and covered in very visible tattoos can make finding your true soulmate a questionable fate. For everyone involved.
author’s note: BACK FROM HIATUS! SO, I'm not 100% my health is still very touch and go, but I am taking this very slowly. We are on the FINAL stretch for Roses... I actually now know how many chapters are left... I know its both sad and amazing... so hold on!
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Chris woke slowly the next morning, he was more than happy to be in his toasty bed this early, he had no desire to change anything. Talia was snuggled against his chest and the feeling of her small warm body pressed against him made him smile softly against the top of her head. Breathing in, he sighed against her hair happily, it had been so long since it had felt so good to wake up like this. After a moment, Chris was reaching for Rick too, Rick, where the hell had he disappeared off to? Tilting his head, groaning softly, damn coffee addict, yeah, he probably knew where he’d gone at this hour, too fucking early Ricky, come on already, come on. Turning his head, he glanced at his bedside table where the alarm clock sat, the one he never set, who didn’t use their phone as their alarm clock these days? Sure enough, just as he suspected, it was way too damn early for this nonsense. He was going to kick his ass when he got back here, he’d have to have the best damn coffee in the world to bribe him, and even then, thin ice!
As Talia shifted against him, at first he just sighed against her shoulder, happy to hold her. A moment later, her ass was rubbing against him just a little bit too distinctly for him to think it was an accident. Chris smiled slightly, oh, she was being cheeky this morning, as he couldn’t help but let out a moan, the sound coupled with the press of a soft kiss of his lips to the side of her neck. His lips brushed against her skin as he enjoyed the blissful feeling of the morning warmth of her skin before he murmured low.
“Careful there, JellyBean, might actually think you’re awake doing that.”
Oh, he knew she was awake already with her movements against him, but he could play her game. Chris sneaked his arm around her waist, smooth wrapping himself around her body, pulling her back against him  properly, rolling his hips against her more. As he did, he knew she could feel his morning wood quite easily if she hadn’t already from the way she’d been shifting against him before. His rough voice whispering low, breath dancing across her skin.
“Don’t start something you can’t finish.”
It was then, he heard what he heard an almost affronted gasp coming from her as she twisted around to look at him. The look on her face was incredulous.
“Christopher Cerulli!”
Chuckling to himself, shit, okay, he knew the moment she said that he was in for it, even if her tone was nothing but amused. There was also the way she was pressing her thigh right against his cock, waking his half aroused morning wood to full hardness, no question there, what she wanted now.
“Does it really seem like this is something that I can’t finish?”
Chris couldn’t help but moan at the way she continued to rock her hips, so her thigh would rub against his cock and show her exactly just how much she meant those words. With their bodies covered up under the blankets of the bed, they were pretty much wrapped up together, it would have been all three of them if Rick hadn’t absconded. Her warmth was kicking up his heat even more, and Chris couldn’t get enough of her.
“Someone is certainly cheeky this morning, Baby.”
Oh, how delicious she looked right now, with the way her cheeks flushed when he called her on it. Of course, pairing it with the way their tattoos flared up, and the way her hips stuttered in their movements against him, he had a feeling nothing about how she felt about him calling her on it, was truly upset. Smiling with a gasp at the feeling of both, he couldn’t help but thrust his hips a bit back against hers, pushing her back against the bed now, shifting over her finally. 
Chris brought his lips to hers with a groan as he felt the way her hands started running up his back, her nails scrapping slowly over his skin, digging in ever so lightly. He just savoured the way she started to draw patterns in his skin, she wasn’t even tracing his tattoos, considering she couldn’t see them from under him, no, she was just feeling his skin. She was enjoying his body, his touch, just as he was hers, her legs wrapped around him, as he shifted his hips, and his cock lined up and so slowly, pressed deep inside of her.
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This was a blissful way to wake up in the morning, his body just rocking into hers, slow, and lazy, Talia was in no rush to speed up either as he kept kissing her. Humming against Chris lips as she let the kisses linger against his skin. Yes, he was so deep inside of her, but neither of them were in any hurry, nothing about this moment felt hasty, everything was so soothing, and peaceful. Yes, she’d been cheeky and goading him into it, but how could she resist him, when she had this gorgeous naked man laying with her in his bed. If Ricky had still been here, she’d likely be wrapped up in both of them right now, in one way or another. Resisting either of them last night had been impossible, this morning likely would have been no better.
It was funny, Talia usually thought she was a woman that had rather good restraint, but they were both proving her all kinds of wrong. It wasn’t just the effects of the tattoo either, right from just coming here, her afternoon coffees with Chris, she’d started falling right from the start looking back on them. She’d enjoyed each and every conversation with him, he had a way about him what just had her enthralled and wrapped up in his every whim. 
That much was more than just a little bit obvious now as his hips rocked into her body, drawing a moan out of her as his cocked stroked at her inner walls gently. 
“Fuck, Chris, just like that, Daddy, please.”
He’d curled his hips and now the head of his cock was just grazing her sweet spot inside of her. Sure, he could be hammering at it, and making her see stars, like fireworks going off, until she screamed the whole house down. Probably no doubt all his neighbours would know just what they were doing this early in the morning, noise complaints from the neighbours if they weren’t careful. Maybe her imagination was running away from her, it wasn’t like Talia had ever really been that adventurous before with her past lovers, but there had been moments. 
No, this was everything, the perfect feeling of lazy morning sex. A nuanced mix of gentle and slowly waking up to the world as it was brightening for the day. Oh, was Talia waking up with everything Chris was going to her. With every stoke of his cock inside of her, she was grasping into his body, gasping with little tiny whimper against his skin as she felt herself slowly inch higher and higher, tensing as her body coiled with her release. 
“Daddy, Chris, I’m so close.”
Moaning softly as her nails were digging in a little into the back of his shoulders, she panted against his mouth as he kissed her, teeth scraping against his lip, trying to ground herself. Arching up from the bed against him, her hips rising, with the ways her thighs had enveloped him, she was just rocking with him to get more friction. As much as she didn’t want to rush him, every morsel of her being was begging him, begging to let her fall, and to fall over that edge with her. 
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Hearing her moan, and those soft little whimpers like that, it was killing him to hear her beg like that and only going so slow, but it was perfection.. There was something about slow morning sex that was just so addictive. When he was on tour, and having to get off whenever he could, searching for the quick release, and just find a moment whenever he could.. But this, there was power in this for Chris, for both of them, and oh how he loved it. 
“I know, Baby, I know, you are being so good for me.”
As he rolled his hips again, thrusting into her slowly, deeper again, pulling another moan from her with his words and he shuddered, she was like putty right now. Looking down at her, how could anyone have resisted this woman for so long? He wasn’t judging Ricky, no, it was all the idiots that had turned her down for years for no reason other than not being their soul mate. Not ever giving her a change, not getting to know her. Worse than idiots. 
Feeling her clench around him, no, he couldn’t hold back any longer, no matter how much drawing out the moment made it even better, fuck.
“Okay, now, now you can cum for me Baby, go on. That's it, cum for Daddy.”
Hearing her whine as she gave in, the way she clenched around him, seeing the pleasure across her face the way he hadn’t been able to just the night before, it was blissful. Shit, and her clenching around his cock so tight had his thrusts turning so erratic as he chased his orgasm before he was cumming inside of her. Both of them wrapped up tight with each other as he filled her with his release, moaning her name as he did. 
They laid like that, cuddled up together, just lounging in the basking in the feeling of the glow their bodies wrapped up together. Sharing lazy kisses, hands running up and down their skin as they explored. Chris wasn’t sure how much long after they were done that he heard the front door, about time, smirking against Talia’s lips, Rick had just gotten back.
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When Ricky woke up, both Chris and Talia had still been completely asleep. Watching them for a moment, he knew he wanted to do something for them this morning, and he didn’t think his usual repertoire of burnt breakfast and coffee was going to cut it. Especially because one, Chris’ coffee machine sucked, something he’d reminded him of multiple time since staying here, and two, he didn’t know what he had to cook with. Fine, that made his choice easy, he’d got out and pick something up, quickly, hopefully before they woke up.
They woke up.
Oh, did they wake up.
He got back with the breakfasts and coffees to find them wrapped up in bed all cosy and warm, and very much finished having some early morning fun and smirked at the sight of them wrapped up in each other. Chuckling at them,
“Well, look at you two, seems like I missed out on all the fun.”
Raising an eyebrow as Chris just turned his head to him and threw back the covers, exposing their naked bodies to him,
“Let me remind you, you’re the idiot that left. Besides, nothing is stopping you from joining us for some more.”
Seeing that lazy smirk on his lips as Chris looked at him so tempting right then, Ricky just couldn’t help but groan at the prospect, but…
“And ruin breakfast?”
Chris just rolled his eyes, 
“Please, when have either of us ever turned down a cold breakfast?”
He wasn’t wrong, considering the multitudes of times they were dragging themselves up while they were on tour and living on the bus. Whether Talia knew what they were both thinking or not, she was giggling a little herself then,
“Not to mention, there is always reheating the food. Now are you going to join us or…”
Easier offers were never suggested with the two of them lying there like that, and Ricky couldn’t strip out of his clothes again fast enough now to join them in the bed. Neither Talia nor Chris seemed to mind waiting a little bit longer for anything to eat compared to being wrapped up in each other for a lazy day in bed. Why would they when now that they had Ricky back?
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honeymoonjin · 11 months
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hi yall this is my first time logging in for almost a year i think?
i wanted to give my love to all of you and apologise for being such a disappearing act all the time. i've been really removed from the army community and bts as a whole for quite some time now, so i'm pretty out of touch, but i often think of all of you fondly and reminisce about my uni days when i somehow wrote 10k a week as well as studying full time and working part time fkjskfdjfks who was she
brief life update in case the void cares, i'm currently back in nz. i lived in chile for a short while volunteering, but mental health made me return back home, and now i'm pending a bipolar or borderline diagnosis in addition to ptsd so that's a lil spooky. if anyone has dealt with bipolar or bpd i would love to hear your story and advice x
i'm not sure if i will get back into writing for bts or not, but i do wanna get back in touch w where the boys are at so if anyone has recs for recent stuff they've been in, lmk!
love you all !!!
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Woman avoids prison after having sex with son’s underage friend
This was posted on the 2nd of this month. And when it says name suppression, if you don’t know what that is, it means that her name or any details that could identify her aren’t being put out there for all to see. This also took place in New Zealand 
A woman who had sex with her son’s underage friend on several occasions has avoided prison and being registered as a sex offender.
The woman, in her 30s, appeared in court yesterday charged with doing an indecent act and five counts of sexual connection with a young person.
She was granted permanent name suppression, despite opposition from the victim, because her son had struggled with a range of mental health problems after learning about the relationship between his mother and his friend.
“Schooling has been very difficult for him, with the stigma and rumour of what’s been going on,” the woman’s lawyer, Lucie Scott, told the court.
The court heard how the woman’s son was no longer in his mother’s care but was slowly rebuilding a positive relationship with her.
According to the summary of facts, the offending took place over several months.
The Crown says on one occasion the woman approached the boy, who was under 16, and after touching him, performed oral sex. She then told him to get in her car, which was parked nearby, and had sex with him.
She performed oral sex on him at her home on several other occasions.
On one occasion at a party she gave him a drink of juice after. The boy says he doesn’t remember anything after that and awoke on her bedroom floor the next morning.
The woman had pleaded not guilty and was to appear before a jury last year, but changed her plea after being given a sentence indication.
Yesterday, she was sentenced to three months’ community detention and a year of intensive supervision.
Judge Bruce Northwood also declined to add her name to the sex offender’s register. If a person is sentenced to a form of community detention - rather than prison - for sexual offending, it is up to the judge to decide whether they’re added to the register.
“It seems you have some insight as to what’s gone wrong here,” Judge Northwood said.
“It seems to me that when I assess the risk of reoffending it is low, intensive supervision will be fine.”
Judge Northwood said he granted the woman permanent name suppression in order to protect her son.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/woman-avoids-prison-after-having-sex-with-sons-underage-friend/ZHNIRDCFEBBQRHIBPX73SPDHYY/
The age of consent for New Zealand is 16. The article states that the boy was under 16 when this happened. Why is she not receiving a harsher punishment? Why is she not being registered as a sex offender? She’s not even facing consequences, really. Not in comparison to what she should be facing. 
They can’t even call it rape in New Zealand because the rape law is restricted to cases of men raping women 
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ourdreamsareneon · 4 months
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I'm sorry if you don't follow me for niche takes on gang culture but UGH I hate Christopher Luxon (NZ's PM) for many many reason, one of which is him saying this government is going to be "harder on gangs" BITCH HOW???
Sentencing is already harder if you're in a gang or gang affiliated. You already can't wear patches in most establishments. The cops already are harsher on people if they know they're patched/affiliated/just happen to live in an area like Cannon's Creek where gang crime is high. The government already busted most of the trap houses in the Wellington region back in 2013.
What more are you planning to do that doesn't involve just killing people in the streets? Or locking people up that haven't even committed any crimes (or that you don't have evidence of because mostly everyone who is patched will have committed a crime to get patched.)
Labour actually worked with gangs to reduce violent crime and give back to the communities that are struggling to prevent young people from entering gangs as a last resort. National/ACT/NZ First has no interest in making life easier for people living in poverty and actually seem dead set on putting more people into poverty - and what have we learnt from decades of gang culture? When shit is bad, people join gangs because a gang is a family that will put food on the table and a roof over your head, and a government is a cold, careless institution that will put you on the streets and starve you so that they have one less person to give health care to.
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secret-subject · 7 months
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Hi Secret! Do you have any tips for recovery / self-care for vocal stuff? I know you do lots of voice work, and I was kinda looking for some tools of the trade for the mountain I have to climb, myself. Thanks a bunch!
Heya! So in terms of vocal recovery I am the worst person to ask this too as I will be honest after my surgery that gave me some vocal damage I haven't been the best in caring for it.
Something I have used for years though is a thing called vocalzone. I got them when I used to compete in singing, they were a life saver for a tired or sick voice to bounce back a little quicker. I also use a LOT of lemon honey tea. I like green tea with manuka honey (but that's because we make it all over NZ and it's super easy to find here). I also get a bit fancy and like to invest in a slightly higher end honey, because it has more good things in it for overall health. You can also add ginger if you feel spicy, fresh or powdered to this.
My biggest hurdle, vocal rest periods and training appropriately. I would recommend if you are seriously investing in your voice and want to make the most of it, have someone you see for (in person or at least face to face) lessons in some sort of vocal technique and training. This might be a singing or an acting coach or even a speech therapist and ask them for specific exercises for what you want/need out of your voice. Because of my damage if I don't use proper vocal techniques I feel the difference now that I couldn't before and it really has shown me that just having someone who knows your voice as good as you do is a lifesafer and will prolong your voice and let you do more without damage if you get the right teacher. (Emphasis on if, I have had some not great teachers in the past so don't be afraid to shop around). Also I struggle to do this but take days off. The voice sometimes needs days to rest and not stressing it for a day or so per week (if you can afford to) can really help.
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thorinsbeard · 10 months
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National, ACT and NZ First will come for the beneficiaries first. For the poorest, the most vulnerable, the sickest, the disabled. They don't care about those of us with chronic health conditions. They only care about the rich. People are unable to rent due to greedy landlords, people are unable to buy houses due to a housing crisis. And yet NZ First think attacking the trans community, my community is the answer. David Seymour would happily sell NZ to the highest bidder. And Luxon can't even seem to form a government. The next 3 years are going to be an absolute clown show. But we must fight. We must fight against those who attack the vulnerable.
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ivyblooms · 10 months
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I am highly highly excited for this. I can't tolerate smears (I can't handle the process emotionally anymore even if they make it pain free) and my doctors promised me it was coming but I guess I didn't really actually believe it. I am going to cry from the relief that I might never have to be in that position again.
I also am not mad at the dehumanizing language. Probably the two groups least likely to access public health care are maori women and trans identified women., both of which have been specifically targeted by the ad. Women (Wāhine) and people with cervixes isn't ideologically perfect, but if it helps more people get healthcare that's a good thing.
For people who might be concerned the language is too academic; sex ed in NZ is mandatory. I went to one of the poorest schools in the country and we had it, I doubt many people don't know whether or not they have a cervix unless they live in a non-english speaking maori community but they have used the maori word for women to clear that up.
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gayhenrycreel · 4 months
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fuck it im blocking every fucking tag about palestine this is actually making me suicidal. i have no more empathy to give. no matter how much i want to i genuinely have stopped feeling empathy about whatever ridiculous things america is shooting itself in the foot over. its not just palestine ive lost the ability to feel empathy for. im losing empathy for people like me in america. my brain was never supposed to see my fellow humans being slaughtered in countries ive never been to. i just cant keep tormenting myself over something that i have literally no power over. this does not affect me. im not going to risk killing myself over americas bullshit again. back in october i got very suicidal about this. i am not risking my life anymore. i certainly cant single handedly destroy a country on the other side of the planet if im dead right?! im sick of people demanding i make a fucking statement about politics that WILL NEVER INFLUENCE MY INSIGNIFICANT LIFE EVER. im just one fucking person. im not a billionare. i am literally a peasant in one of the worlds smallest and least powerful nations. i can do more if i keep myself alive and healthy. my time is wasted on america. i can do so much more if i focus on the community im actually in, not obsessing over america like my useless father who everyone hates. i can actually help palestine if i focus on nz politics. the internet is a cesspool of pointlessness unless i had 233567889998654311246890 followers. i dont. im a small blog on a small site. im better off influencing my OWN FUCKING GOVERNMENT, not some fascist i will never met or know the name of. i have literally no power over some random american who thinks everyone else should care about which government got caught in possession of something dodgey. i get it. it affects you. but i have no ability to help you. i cant fix your government. i CAN do my best to fix my own government and can actually help people by doing so. this seems to be a uniquely american thing. no, my american mutuals, this is not targeted at you, this is about the general american tendency to imagine oneself as being the most important country in the world. i know more about american politics than my own government. why do i know the location of washington state? why should i care about what bullshit some guy ive never heard of is saying on twitter. wendys mcdonaldfuck is the grandson of joseph stalin is he? nothing to do with me. i refuse to be my father. he is awful and his worst trait is his pathological obsession with america. im sorry. i wish i had any more fucks to give. but cant do anything about some war i have no power over. i just want to go back to my hometown where i can make a difference. no cities. no flashing lights. just the forest, mutual aid, and a goddamn groundedness to reality. dont become obsessed over something out of your control. politicians will not see your tumblr post. donate to people in need. donate to those who actually can do something. if you cant stop thinking about genocide you are developing a pathological obsession. im not kidding. its bad for your health. i wont let it happen to me again. VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS FOR FUCKS SAKE. the mayors choose the governors, the governors choose the president. thats how you help palestine. giving yourself ocd over it helps no one, it just slowly kills you. focus on the things in your control. now excuse me while i use the power of community to tangibly help people.
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indizombie · 6 months
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Prime Minister Chris Luxon has experience with Yemen. Under his leadership Air New Zealand was a minor enabler of the murder of 400,000 people in Yemen. As always, we were there as a bit player. Air New Zealand’s subsidiary Gas Turbines had a contract to service Saudi navy ships - ships that were enforcing a naval blockade of Yemen to try to impose a Saudi-compliant regime on the country. They failed, but not before British bombs, American warplanes and billions of dollars of Saudi money was poured into this crime against humanity. The blockade triggered what for years was the greatest humanitarian crisis on the planet. Those Saudi navy ships we serviced helped ensure that food and medicine was denied to millions - a quarter of a million people died from starvation and lack of health care, and another 150,000 died through bombings and fighting. I wouldn’t want that on my CV.
Eugene Doyle, ‘NZ Just Threatened The Houthis’, Scoop
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houseofkirklands · 2 years
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A few months ago I published some hcs in my Hetalia Amino account and I wanted to share them here since for my own mental health and to make the fandom a better place and help to the expansion of the Kirkland brothers supremacy, I feel obligated to publish this
Notice these are only my hcs!!
⚠️IMPLIES SOME SHIPS⚠️
•You don't have to agree with everything
•Also notice I don't have too many developed hcs to some of them, those are just idea I have
•I have re-written some of them
Republic of Ireland 🇮🇪
-His name would be Sean Murphy (I like Patrick/Padraig too) and he doesn't use the Kirkland as a surname because in my hcs I think they had their own surname before entering into the UK and took the Kirkland from England once they become part of the UK but once they become independent, no more Kirkland in their name
-He speaks in Irish Gaelic to Northern Ireland (The boy is learning) and Scotland (Irish and Scottish Gaelic are very similar) more to England's disgrace
-He is 28 years old in human age
-Birthday on the 17th March
-He is the oldest brother but he only plays the big brother role with Northern Ireland and Scotland since those two are the brother he is most closer to
-Ireland taught many things to Scotland when they were children, literally Ireland took care of him the best he could
-Playfull, noisy, extrovert with a great sense of humor and always ready to party
-His best friend is Spain (Catholic dorks and a shared hate for England helped in their friendship)
-Very religious, goes to church every Sunday
-He would never understand how Wales can get along with England
-He is very proud of Scotland and doesn't understand neither when did Scotland become the "big brother" of the family
-Really good dancer along with North and Scotland also has a great singing voice and likes to play instruments
Northern Ireland (I have very few hc of him since I used to think canon Scotland was Northern Ireland and the personality has changed a lot)
-The name I like to use for him is Liam Kirkland (also Connor as a name it's a nice option). Surnames I find quite difficult O'Neil? Gallagher?? Doherty? Idk
-Youngest of the family, he is 17-18 years old in human age
-His birthday is the 3rd May
-The brothers mostly call him North/Norn
-He and other teenager countries like Iceland, HK, Latvia, Korea...have a group chat and occasionally they met and play just dance to see who is the best dancer
-He has a thing for Iceland but he is scared of telling him. Also if he asks for help (mostly Scotland which is a competely error) he knows Iceland's brother is Norway and he and Scotland are good friends so if Scotland knew about it, he would have Scotland and Norway trying to make their little brothers interact more alone together even though they know they are trying to help and better not to let know Ireland and England about this
-Good dancer too, Ireland and Scotland teach him pretty well
-Wales is the one teaching him magic
-When it's St Patrick's, he and Ireland dissapear, the rest of the brothers don't even try to know where they are the whole day but all they know is they go to parties and several pubs
Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
-Dylan (Kirkland) Llewellyn
-Middle brother, older than England and Northern Ireland and they don't know if Scotland is older or not but Wales prefers being the younger brother to Scotland and Ireland
-24 years old in human age
-Birthday is 1st March
-The easiest Kirkland to talk and have access to
-Lives in his own bubble but be careful
-Looks inoffensive, could be the worst when it's angry
-He owns a farm in the countryside of Wales where sometimes the rest of the brothers help with him
-Gets extremely competitive when rugby or football matches happen, especially during the 6Nations tournament
-He and New Zealand share the same braincell both love sheep and rugby, not a good idea to have them in the same room if there is a Wales vs NZ match
-He has the best singing voice among his brothers
-He knows all the words from How to train your dragon
-Wales fights with England about why he isn't represented in the UK flag and he would come to you and say the Welsh flag is the best in the world
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
-We all know his name and age
-He has dated half of the world
-He spend his childhood mostly with Wales and France under the Roman Empire and later with Scotland and France
-Wales and Scotland taught him magic
-He doesn't call Northern Ireland big brother
-He would never admit it but he is glad he has the celtic brothers next to him, he really them but he would never tell them
-Sometimes he thinks about what could have been his life if he had lived with the rest of the Germanic brothers instead of the Celtic ones
-He knows he and his brothers are a bunch of proud people so that can explain all their fights
-He regrets what he had done to Ireland and Scotland, feels bad for Northern Ireland and doesn't understand why Wales kinda supports him but again he would never tell them
-If it was on his hands, he as a person, as Arthur Kirkland, as a brother, he would have given Scotland his independence long time ago but he knows that he can't do that as a human
-He appreciates Ireland for his sense of humour, Northern Ireland for bring some happiness to the house, Wales for trying to understand him and being like a brigde between England and Scotland fights and Scotland for making him strong
-He likes the time when they are all together singing, playing instruments or doing some magic
-He feels like a burden to them, all the troubles they had they can't forget and all the pressure he feels to show them he can be as strong as them, he doesn't understand what the brothers tried to make him to understand all these time
-He sometimes has nightmares where he lose the brothers and he wakes up and checks each bedroom to see if the brothers are there, sometimes also he feels so bad that he just lays in others bed looking for some brotherhood moments, normally Wales or Scotland
-The only time he apologised to Scotland for something he had done was when he said sorry to him for trying to destroy for centuries Scotland and France relationship.
England understood what he had done to them when he saw America trying to destroy England and Japan relationship.
England saw and felt what is was to lose someone you really loved and mean so much to you because of another person
-He doesn't want to admit he wants to be the younger brother of the family cause he failed as a big brother to America when he tried to prove Scotland he could be a better big brother than Scotland ever was and the fact Northern Ireland is around now making him the baby makes it more difficult
Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
-The name goes by Alistair/Alasdair (Kirkland) McKenzie
-Birthday is 30th November
-Has a deep voice
-26 years old
-He has been in love with France all his life since they were children
-Even though Ireland is the oldest brother and Wales could be but prefers to be a younger brother, he took the big brother role of the family
-Norway and Denmark fall in love with him at some point too but Scotland didn't feel the same to them and even though he knows that, they are his best friends (along with France)
-Most difficult brother to have access with, he is a very private and reserved person and only a few ones can see the Scotman in a very different way in terms of personality, he really needs to know if he can trust in them
-He is the best cooker in the family (Thanks France for this) but if he can fry something, he would do it
-He is proud of what England has become but not the way England used to gain that power
-Dare to touch one of them brothers and be prepared to run for your life, his family is extremely important even though he thinks they are a bunch of idiots
-Canada sees him as his real father, Scotland helped to "build Canada", their first minister was Scottish, etc the region of Nova Scotia, Scotland taught him so many things and Canada really appreciated that so Canada is always welcomed in Scotland's house.
Besides Scotland knew Canada was the little kid France was raising and in a difficult period of time where he couldn't meet his friend, he took care of Canada
-He and Wales sometimes do Pokemon fights with their pets, it's Nessie or the Unicorn agaisnt the Welsh Dragon, England and Northern Ireland got implied too and they end to make some Team Rocket
-Norway taught him some elemental magic related with the element of water and air
-He and the Irish speak to each other in Gaelic, much for Wales and England disgrace
-He always supports two teams: Scotland and the one playing against England
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