#he's such a fucking baby

[chronicdisasterwrites]

gamer!eren boyfie : stardew valley edition

you prolly introduced eren to stardew valley and since then you both have made it a point to play sdv every chance you guys get

or in the case that you're not an avid video gamer, eren prolly introduced you to sdv and immediately regretted doing so bc of hOW FAST you fell in love with sebastian :3

or alex

or haley

and let's be real- robin *ahem* mommy *ahem*

eren probably hATESSSS your sdv spouse w/ a passion because WHY THE FUCK SHOULD ANYONE OTHER THAN HIM BE WITH THE LOVE OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND BEING AND SOUL??!!

in the scenario that he played sdv before you did, he definitely refused to ask anyone to dance during the first flower dance bc he couldn't afford to have his ego hurt by being rejected xD

abigail ofc rejected him and you tease him about it to this day (emphasis on abigail bc this bitch deffo loves his goth/emo girls <3)

okay real talk now-

you and eren play sdv mainly to decompress after a long day of tiring work

sometimes you sit on eren's lap and play on your switch while he plays on his pc

imagine eren kissing your shoulder every now and then muttering a lil "i love you" GAAAAAHHHHHH-

you both decided you want to adopt leo and since you can't do that (fix that shit concerned ape pls) you adopted a lil puppy and named him leo

eren is such a fucking lazy ass-

"babe you water the crops"

"eren, wtf i watered them yesterday you lazy ass"

"...i'm mining" - no he's not. he's flirting with robin and pelting sebastian while he's at it

he will NOT do any work

"isn't it enough that i go out fight monsters, get us loot, mine until i pass out?!"

boi-

you definitely ran out of the skull caverns the minute a serpent started charging towards you

leaving eren all alone

and the man didn't have a single scratch on him

you found it kinda hot and he got very lucky that night-

jk he was definitely on your ass for ditching him

but since then he always protects you and fights the monsters while you explode stuff

you were so happy when you killed a serpent you raved about it for DAYS

he found it extremely cute

he frequently gifts you flowers and food

more often than not, he gifts you trash and cackles like an idiot

"look babe it's you hehehehe-"

eren definitely gave you a wedding ring in sdv and he planned it out too

yes it happened on the beach

yes it was beautiful

did you reject him multiple times before just to fuck w him?

yes you did

but finally you said yes and eren couldn't be happier

he definitely wants to propose in real life but you have no clue :)))

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[lieu-rey]

first meeting

[speckled-jim]

s3 armand tryna sneak

[fireflysugarpie]

I'm literally so obsessed with the fact that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu married the most extreme versions of each other

like, I'm pretty sure that people have already brought this up, but Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe have the same, "I'm just a little guy, you wouldn't hurt a little guy, would you?" pathetic, pitiful, crybaby aura (even though Binghe is a lot more selective with it lol)

and Shen Qingqiu and Mobei-Jun are icy beauty, rich, dense, spoiled brats that both go insane over (1) pitiful hamster man (for different reasons, but still)

I feel like if they didn't fucking die and get transmigrated, they could've had a cute assholes to assholes but lovers arc :<

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

[littlefankingdom]

Talia introduced Damian to Bruce as "their second child", and now Bruce is mentally panicking because there's another one, somewhere, when this unspoken first child is Jason.

[bruciemilf]

“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[kenobisanakin]

canon mustafar

[marf244]

Finally played and finished Red Dead 2, my heart is now broken so I drew some lads

[sam-reid]

Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08: AND THAT'S THE END OF IT. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE.

[meteors-lotr]

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

[emacrow]

Constantine is noping this situation, you can't make hi-..ah fucking damn it

John was already paled when Kronos got revived, but seeing the eyes scalding blinding Fear of God staring into your very soul and judgment every inch power that was in that godlinng babe was enough for him to started drinking his emergency booze.

He is not dealing with Greek Gods bullshits, especially if that what he puzzling in the pieces together Then Kronos's story was becoming twisted all together. Nope, he isn't. Batman can bribe him all he wants. He is fucking leaving now!!

Fucking with THAT right there especially with the contract he still owed Kronos for, he rather suffered the complete obliteration of his soul being torn to shreds once he dies then have that god find him. He is escaping of here before She even noticed that he is Here with her ol time relic still in his pocket.

Before he can even get one step in the portal ready, he already felt his chest tightening as if his entire chest was being squeezed like a kid's teething toy.

Fucking dammit, he should've left right when Kronos was still having that psychic backlash, he knew he should've trusted his gut, fucking time Goddess and her all knowing of when and where.

Part 6 << >> Offical Quiz that Decision the Fate of this continuing fic >>> Fic Released

[thewiglesswonder]

"NO, I WANT TO KILL HIM!"