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Oh my gosh
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LAUTARO DOUBLE OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD VAMOS CAPITANOOOOOOOOO
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i can’t stop thinking about sex with chris redfield
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Bee pompompurin has arrived and I think I underestimated how big he was going to be

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why is nagi taller than barou i am literally sobbing rn aali
swallows thickly im literally feeling faint because because i ddint think nagi was that tall he doesn’t even look that Tall but he’s so big ??? bigger than barou like im just not okay, on the verge of cumming hard and fast… HES HUGE
#✧ ₊˚✉️੭ — new notification#✧ ₊˚💬੭ — unknown messenger#6’3 like what THEBHELL#im getting cold shivers#i feel woozy#he’s massive
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how am i supposed to sleep when my gigantic cat is taking up half the bed
#he’s massive#dog sized#a fucking beast of a man#but he’s got his little feets tucked up like a baby deer#so i can’t disturb him#i love him more than anything in the world#my other cat is a very close second…but i’ve had him for a year and a half#and i’ve had big freak for six years#he’s my angel and he will live forever
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I think the scariest part about Batman is the loyalty he inspires. Like this motherfucker has an army of children who might at any given time hate his guts, but are still 100% willing to throw hands for him if Bruce needs them to. And then there’s the Justice League, who also at any given time might hate his guts or find him insanely irritating and/or weird, but will also fall in line and listen to his plans if the need arises. And that’s like the most intense form of power someone can wield—voluntary obedience from people physically more capable than them.
#so I don’t hesitate to say bats is the most powerful in the JL bc yes Supes can level a mountain but won’t if Bats says to stand down#and I mean obviously this isn’t always the case there are exceptions#I’m just saying that it happens enough to be a relevant point of discussion#Bruce is a founding member of the JL and he’s got massive influence over them bc of that#+ he raised his kids to be elite fighters and tho they might not LIKE him all the time his kids do respect/love him#It’s not all about prep time for Bats it’s about knowing the strengths of others and being able to exercise his influence over them to—#—achieve a goal#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#jason todd#clark kent#tim drake#justice league headcanon#justice league#superman and batman#batman comics#bruce wayne headcanon
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Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you
#disco elysium#de#kim kitsuragi#i have an interdisciplinary degree in game design and psychology and i'm still unsure how they pulled this off#my best guess is that the early game beats you over the head with how much you suck and everyone hates you#and this allows for any genuine praise from another character to feel massive#the fact that he doesn't take pity on you ever contributes to praise from him feeling earned. like you CAN get better#whereas pity from lena or judit#while comforting#doesn't do anything to alleviate how pathetic you feel
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents#also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van#technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity#heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge#all the sudokus are half finished anyway#update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.
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too many conspiracy theories about oil in gaza and not enough practical understanding of the fact that bibi netanyahu and his cronies have extreme personal reason to keep this war going as long as possible and at any level of civilian cost because the moment it's over he'll no longer be a wartime prime minister and will have to face the repercussions for being a massive reason why the october 7 attacks ended up with a body count as high was it was
#he is not popular. he has extreme reason to keep it going#he doesn't give a fuck about anyone in gaza but you've got to understand he's been massively implicated in the shitshow that was oct 7#and he's refused to care about the hostages at allll#it is in his and his party's personal interests to keep this going as long as possible
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Hello gravity falls fandom. I couldn’t get it out of my head until I drew it, so here is my take on Ford finding out about 9/11. (Formatting is weird so click on the photos to actually see it lmao)





#he would be a massive conspiracy theorist#i know it in my heart#(not) sorry for the modern country music slander#gravity falls#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines#gf mabel#mabel pines fanart#dipper pines#gravity falls dipper#gf dipper#dipper pines fanart#dipper and mabel#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#mystery twins#stanley pines fanart#stanford pines fanart
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I’ve seen fics where Eddie sees Steve post-season 2, all sad and pathetic after his fall down the social ladder, and then Hellfire adopted him. They’re perfect. No notes. Ten of out ten. I will read every single one of them.
However.
It is very funny if Steve adopts the Hellfire Club as his new friend group. They have no choice in the matter.
The only good thing going on in his life right now is that Dustin has decided that he’s cool. Steve doesn’t want that to change so he’s going to have to learn a few things because he never knows what the hell Dustin is talking about.
So, “You guys know nerd shit, right?”
Hellfire blink at him.
“You do. Good,” Steve continues, pointing out the Starfleet ensigna on Grant’s jacket. He sits in Eddie’s seat like, “Have you heard of this board game called Demons and Dragons?”
They blink at him again and share looks with each other that say that this is a hell of a day for Eddie to be absent. Jeff is the only one brave enough to say, “It’s uh…it’s Dungeons and Dragons.”
“Oh,” Steve says, flipping his notebook open and writing that down. “Sweet. What else?”
Eddie comes back to school two days later still a little stuffy from his cold to find Steve “The Hair” Harrington in his seat, talking to his friends, making plans to watch Star Wars that weekend.
He’s just like, what the fuck.
#They skeptical of Steve until he accidentally lets it drop that he’s a Trekkie#like slips something from a fanzine that Steve’s mom and Grant are both on the mailing list for#Eddie is not having this and then gets four sets of puppy eyes out onto him#He’s not happy about it#mainly because his massive crush on Steve is only manageable because they don’t interact#eddie munson#steve harrington#hellfire club#gareth stranger things#jeff stranger things#unnamed freak stranger things
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Love love love watching Pearl, Etho, and Tango talk game balancing and rule clarification. Pearl sees games as a skill to master, and her perspective is concentrated towards what feels both achievable and fair, throughout a journey from beginner to pro. Etho sees games as a puzzle to solve, a system to optimise, and his concerns about game balancing focus on where the loopholes are or what could be exploited in a way that produces skewed results. Tango's role is creating and running a game that is engaging, so he curtails pure 'game design' suggestions by asking if something is going to be fun, for the players of all levels and the viewers, too. In conversations between them, the points they raise are how they show their personal investment in their game and its players. I think that's neat
#massive i am oversimplifying disclaimer#i see people saying they feel bad for tango and sure its hard but its also all love#hes done months on months of game design with his chat hes used to it its how he works#pearl#etho#tango#hermitcraft#pearlescentmoon#ethoslab#tangotek
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time for some dc heehee content
Instagram ✎ Devianart ✎ Reblogs help! ^^
#kon el kent#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassie sandsmark#conner kent#kon el superboy#kon el fanart#tim drake fanart#stephanie brown fanart#cassie sandsmark fanart#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#batfam#batfam fanart#dc memes#batfam memes#superboy#wonder girl#dc spoiler#spoiler#red robin#dc red robin#dc superboy#dc wonder girl#lmao#honey.artworks🍀#i was scrolling thru my files to clear shit#and then i found this pic and my brain immediately pictures kon#he massive simp
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DAY 4- PHO!
Edited: OH GOSH I didn't realise the Pho is not cooked properly!!! Cooked properly now....
#captain mithrun#dungeon meshi#let him eat#mithrun#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#gonna pause this series coz I ran out of food I want to draw#and I joined a drawing D&D campaign so if i dont draw that my character will die#give him massive portion coz he deserves that
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