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Oh my gosh
Photographed by Alessandro Scotti
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LAUTARO DOUBLE OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD VAMOS CAPITANOOOOOOOOO
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i can’t stop thinking about sex with chris redfield
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Bee pompompurin has arrived and I think I underestimated how big he was going to be
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why is nagi taller than barou i am literally sobbing rn aali
swallows thickly im literally feeling faint because because i ddint think nagi was that tall he doesn’t even look that Tall but he’s so big ??? bigger than barou like im just not okay, on the verge of cumming hard and fast… HES HUGE
#✧ ₊˚✉️੭ — new notification#✧ ₊˚💬੭ — unknown messenger#6’3 like what THEBHELL#im getting cold shivers#i feel woozy#he’s massive
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I adore this beyond words 😂😂
#pelican#not pelican't#pelican have ramen!#see how easy that is?#stole tags#also#he’s MASSIVE#nature#humor#birds
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Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you
#disco elysium#de#kim kitsuragi#i have an interdisciplinary degree in game design and psychology and i'm still unsure how they pulled this off#my best guess is that the early game beats you over the head with how much you suck and everyone hates you#and this allows for any genuine praise from another character to feel massive#the fact that he doesn't take pity on you ever contributes to praise from him feeling earned. like you CAN get better#whereas pity from lena or judit#while comforting#doesn't do anything to alleviate how pathetic you feel
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents#also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van#technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity#heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge#all the sudokus are half finished anyway#update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.
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too many conspiracy theories about oil in gaza and not enough practical understanding of the fact that bibi netanyahu and his cronies have extreme personal reason to keep this war going as long as possible and at any level of civilian cost because the moment it's over he'll no longer be a wartime prime minister and will have to face the repercussions for being a massive reason why the october 7 attacks ended up with a body count as high was it was
#he is not popular. he has extreme reason to keep it going#he doesn't give a fuck about anyone in gaza but you've got to understand he's been massively implicated in the shitshow that was oct 7#and he's refused to care about the hostages at allll#it is in his and his party's personal interests to keep this going as long as possible
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They're both autistic (and ADHD) 2 me
#was anyone else taught to treat eye contact like a game you can win or was that just me and Stanley 🤝#anyway hc that as a kid Stanley always tried to be the strength to Fords weaknesses (and viseversa)#meaning that if Ford was bad at eye contact then he HAD to be good at it (even if he didn't like it much either)#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#pines twins#young pines#kings of new jersey babeyyyyy#young stanford pines#young stanley pines#fan art#fanart#gravity falls fanart#my art#the entire pines family is autistic and adhd btw. source: I am autistic (and likely adhd) and am massively projecting onto them <3#alt text now fixed!! damn copy paste cutting off half the description
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Hello gravity falls fandom. I couldn’t get it out of my head until I drew it, so here is my take on Ford finding out about 9/11. (Formatting is weird so click on the photos to actually see it lmao)
#he would be a massive conspiracy theorist#i know it in my heart#(not) sorry for the modern country music slander#gravity falls#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines#gf mabel#mabel pines fanart#dipper pines#gravity falls dipper#gf dipper#dipper pines fanart#dipper and mabel#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#ford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#mystery twins#stanley pines fanart#stanford pines fanart
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#Anabel's intrusive thoughts#Their size difference is MASSIVE LMAO#The fact Sawyer could wrap Emmet in one hand#The screenshot and a convo between friends launched these sketches ahah#Sawyer is a really cool character!! He normally wouldn't do this but the mental image was too funny not to draw ahaha#submas#emmet#pokemon emmet#submas emmet#sygna suit#pokemon sawyer#pokemon anabel#pokemon masters ex#pokemas#pokemon#silly#my comics#10 hour ex tempore grind#Sawyer turned out too beautiful ough#slow dance#spin like a spinning top#javelin throw#Not ship art but if you feel inspired by this go ham!!#Also I think their suits match really well!!
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DAY 4- PHO!
Edited: OH GOSH I didn't realise the Pho is not cooked properly!!! Cooked properly now....
#captain mithrun#dungeon meshi#let him eat#mithrun#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#gonna pause this series coz I ran out of food I want to draw#and I joined a drawing D&D campaign so if i dont draw that my character will die#give him massive portion coz he deserves that
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Love love love watching Pearl, Etho, and Tango talk game balancing and rule clarification. Pearl sees games as a skill to master, and her perspective is concentrated towards what feels both achievable and fair, throughout a journey from beginner to pro. Etho sees games as a puzzle to solve, a system to optimise, and his concerns about game balancing focus on where the loopholes are or what could be exploited in a way that produces skewed results. Tango's role is creating and running a game that is engaging, so he curtails pure 'game design' suggestions by asking if something is going to be fun, for the players of all levels and the viewers, too. In conversations between them, the points they raise are how they show their personal investment in their game and its players. I think that's neat
#massive i am oversimplifying disclaimer#i see people saying they feel bad for tango and sure its hard but its also all love#hes done months on months of game design with his chat hes used to it its how he works#pearl#etho#tango#hermitcraft#pearlescentmoon#ethoslab#tangotek
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Commander Fox: If I had a blaster with two blaster bolts, and I was in a room with Pong Krell, Count Dooku, and the Emperor. I would shoot the Emperor twice.
Palpatine, leans towards Mas Amedda: Can we seriously not get rid of this clone?
Mas Amedda: He's the only one who knows how to file our taxes...
#incorrect star wars quotes#commander fox#star wars#emperor palpatine#mas amedda#Fox is a massive tax evader#but he covers it up by doing everyone elses#the only thing palpatine fears#is an audit from the IRS
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