#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

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mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience/diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents. also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van.

(technically he shouldn't be enabling us, but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity. heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia. plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge. all the sudokus are half finished anyway)

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that