#he’s SUCH a menace

[lilislegacy]

the average height of men in the US is 5’9. annabeth has always been tall - she ends up being about 5’9/5’10 - so she probably always thought that she’d end up with someone who’s her height, maybe even shorter than her. i mean, she was taller than percy up until they were 16, and even then he was her height, not taller

then mr. perseus jackson, in classic percy ‘never let them know your next move’ jackson was like “actually no ☝️” and kept on fucking growing.

she probably prepared herself for the probability of being taller than her future man. she might have even loved the idea. and then her man ends up being fucking 6’2

and i am completely convinced that percy ended up being so tall out of pure stubbornness.

well, that, and he was asleep for 6 months, at prime growing age, and was probably horizontal, so gravity wasn’t working against him. genetics probably played a role too. and i do always say i think demigods tend to be taller…

but mostly because he’s an absolute menace

[machveil]

ScareActor!König who’s well known at the local Fright Fest. silent, his hulking figure seemingly appearing out of nowhere - a fake cleaver in his massive hand. he’ll stalk behind people, only making himself known when they notice his shadow looming over them

ScareActor!König who’s good at scaring people and disappearing. it’s almost chilling how a man his size can appear and disappear so fast. if you look around, you might notice König lurking in the shadows around the festival, looking for his next target

ScareActor!König seeing you. you’re walking alone, he isn’t sure if you separated from your group or just came by yourself - either way, he’s slowly following you. he chuckles to himself when another actor spooks you, grins when look down to check your phone

ScareActor!König who thinks about how to startle you. he could do what he always does, simply get behind you and wait for you to notice he there… but his knee pads haven’t seen any use so far

ScareActor!König who decides to have a little fun with you. he moves a little faster, gets ahead of you - still out of sight for the moment. soon enough, König is running at you when you look up from your phone. before he reaches you, he drops to his knees, sliding towards you - silently laughing to himself when you scream and drop your phone

[razdazberry]

Temple of Nan Ju Yang

Prompt for @fengqingaction. Thank you for your donation Yasha-Shirayuki! One funny/cute moment for you! 🩵

[touchlikethesun]

SHEN YUAN WHEN I CATCH YOU WHEN I CATCH YOU SHEN YUAN HE LITERALLY WENT “dtf..? haha jk… unless…” THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY BUT HES A MENACE

[alexturntable]

ScuderiaFerrari We caught you in 4k @/CarlosSainz55 🎥

[cheeryknots]

barty would 100% be the dude who types out messages then deletes them over and over again at 2 am without ever sending them to evan. but he does it on snapchat so evan will get the “barty is typing…” notification and know he was thinking about him.

barty would do this over and over again to get evan’s attention without ever actually saying anything and one day evan would just say “barty what the fuck do you want” and barty would be like hell ya mission successful

[marmaladedcroissant]

Hc that Darry was in band and he was a mischievous little slapstick when the band played Sleigh Ride, he was running up behind people and scaring the ever loving shit out of the poor elderly people in the back rows and scattered about. One time he nearly sent an old folk to the hospital from startling them so bad.

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

Gaz would fuck my thighs as I try to cross stitch. Just cooing and complimenting the wobbly lines cause I can barely think, let alone stitch.

[demonlineswhore]

You cant tell me Chan doesn’t have a begging kink. I know he’s only said “say please” to Stays a few times but all those times he’s looked so smug but also giddy. Bros just freaky. The whole “daddy” thing? Yeah bros freaky as hell. I stan

[hunterbloodknight]

1827 Edinburgh - Crowley Shenanigans

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Sun: And what do we do when we’re angry?

Lunara: Create an orphan.

Sun: Oh… And what do we do when we’re sad?

Lunara: Drug the children.

Sun: Um… And what do we do when we’re bored?

Lunara: Destroy the governments.

Sun: O-kay… And what do we do when we’re happy?

Lunara: Snuggle with you, Moony, and Lunar!

Sun: Good job! You got one out of four! I’m so proud of you!

[talleryn]

*after Lockwood says literally anything*

Lucy: I’m getting butterflies in my stomach

Skull: chug tequila until they drown

[devilsanddarlings]

“You’re cranky, ergo, you need a snack.” (for Kol)

@sialiia

“Are you offering, darling?” Kol half-flirted as he took a step closer to the medium, one brow arching challengingly in her direction. “Because I am feeling a bit peckish, and you have a lovely neck.”

[my-soul-stays-silent]

do you think zagreus holds his feet to warm his hands up

This is canon to me now yeah

[daghecharles]

It has to be exhausting being Charles’ friend. He puts them through so much.