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galaxii-star · 9 months ago

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why is alan so malewife material

#smiling friends #smiling friends alan #i am going insane #i am going insane over this character #this guy is literally the least talkative in the group and sprays a homeless guy with dirty brown wah-ter #im going feral #he washes dishes #he makes compost #he def cooks #I DUNNO IF HE COOKS BUT I BELIEVE HE DOES #i'll give him all the cheese he wants

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sayangrafayel · 2 months ago

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Crow family Pt. Washing dishes 🧼

MC: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Sylus: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH MY ENEMIES' BLOOD.

MC, kisses Sylus' cheek and goes into the living room: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

#incorrect quotes #love and deepspace #crack post #crow family #lads #lnds #lads mc #lnds mc #love and deepspace sylus #lads sylus #love and deepspace mc #sylus x mc #sylus x reader #he will wash the dishes #of course he will

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alenseress · 1 year ago

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#he washed those dishes in the end #acesan #portgas d ace #vinsmoke sanji

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softmio · 1 month ago

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#drhdr #drhdr kai #fanart #he needs dawn dish soap to wash up all the oil blood sludge shit off #“dokuga prep the bath #uhhh okay *precedes to squeeze out 27 bottles of soap into the bathtub

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nothingbizzare · 11 months ago

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Doodles I made in class hehe

#i mostly of the time have like 2 crayons or pensils and 2 poscas and thats all to do sketchbook art #drawing teru washing dishes and talking on the phone #at this point i just draw him doing the most simple things ever like watering plants or cooking or sketching #the shigeo one is kinda like really me thinking about #about how he tries to separate himself from his other part of himself #him learning to accept this and be himself #i have been thinking recently a lot about Teru and Mob and hwo they deal with their own emotions and how they hide their emotions #I AM GONNA CRY #nothingbizzare art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #teruki hanazawa #shigeo kageyama #mp100 fanart

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fairyofshampgyu · 4 months ago

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He is literally my wife. 👑💖🌸🌷🎀👛🩰

#need him as my house husband so bad 😭😭#pretty husband that washes and cooks for you and when you get back home you get to fuck him all you like 🥰#imagine messing w him as he tries to wash the dishes or he’s cooking over the counter in a cute little apron #coming up behind him and giving hickeys on his neck and messing and touching his cock under the apron and he’s just whimpering and whining #trying to focus and keep washing up >_<#he’s so cuteee :(#JSJDKDJDN€$%^#beomgyu !<3 #beomgyu hard thoughts

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violent138 · 9 months ago

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Bruce is just hanging out at Clark's place, and watches Clark as the alien busily fixes his sink. Bruce has definitely slept rough, travelled all over the place with minimal resources and trained in some of the worst conditions, but he's never had to do any of this.

Simple things like maintaining a flat, paying rent, arguing with a landlord, buying groceries, decorating a house, these aren't really a part of his life at all. When he catches Bruce staring, Clark defensively declares he likes making the repairs himself, and Bruce replies that he's just fascinated by all the components that make up Clark's life.

#I don't know if anyone has any remote interest in this quasi-domestic imagining #But I like the idea that Bruce has things he can relate to and things that have never been a part of his life at all #Bruce's time is such a precious and scarce resource that even for the fun of it he never bothers washing dishes or chiming in on decor #he just leaves that up to someone else entirely or lets it slide #and Clark is one of the only people around whom he's a little freed and who he has enough in common with to analyze their lives side by sid #superbat #clark kent #superman #batman #bruce wayne #random thoughts #i need sleep #dc comics

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sentientsky · 7 months ago

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hello harlan how does it feel to hold my still-beating heart in your hands

#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THEFUCK I AM SCREAMING #IM WASHING DISHES AND SILENTLY SCREAMING #NOT EVEN DONE WIRH THE EPISODE OH GOD #ALL ARTHUR KNOWS IS GET STABBED FALL DOWN HOLES EAT APPLE CRY EAY MAN IN PIT SAY ‘FUCK’ AND PLAY THE PIANO #(and forget his daughter in the bathtub. rip)#he also knows codependency. that too #malevolent #malevolent 43 spoilers #malevolent 43 #malevolent spoilers #malevolent podcast #malevolent part 43 #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent pod

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gremlin-boah · 3 months ago

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After seeing Dutch and John, it makes me wonder if Dutch and Arthur also do the starring contest to know how to do the dishes... Or do they just fight... Or argue... 🤔

(love you gremlin take care 🫶🏼)

I think he actually likes washing dishes. @pinescent-and-gingerbread

(Awweeee. Luv yu tuu 🫶)

#red dead redemption two #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #dutch van der linde #john marston #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #He'd rather wash the dishes than additional school hour #John likes to pretend he can read sometimes

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ebbpettier · 8 months ago

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simon snow uses three in one shampoo and yet baz still wants to fuck him. lets sit down and have a moment of silence for his standards. he's a goddamn hero.

#it ain't much but its honest work #'but squid' i hear you cry 'he probably uses baz's shampoo!'#that doesnt count that's mooching #if left to his own devices 100% organically with no nice baz smells #simon snow washes his ass and his head with the same glorified dish detergent #nobody atgue with me please let me have this

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clairedaring · 9 months ago

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Will you still be here when I wake up tomorrow?

MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.01

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 months ago

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Vincent Price - The Bat (1959)

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nikoisme · 5 months ago

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OKAY YEAH FUCK THIS. Each time Jay says he will release the saga "soon" or "in the next few months" he drops the trailer and release date the next day

#I KID YOU NOT. I was washing the dishes and i thought of this and was like “just watch he will do it again” and i was fUCKING RIGHT.#epic the musical

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existingingrey · 2 months ago

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Married your honor.

Damn, what a picky bastard, seriously.

백공죽 Expanded Version.

#백설공주에게 죽음을 #black out #This is the look my mom gives my dad when he offers to help with housework but ends up making it a bigger chore.#NSCs “where are you going I washed it already” face is so cute I wanna 🤏him my guy is actually confused there #JW lets out a dramatic sigh *I'm so gonna divorce him* and starts scrubbing the dishes furiously #I told you all the unpacking and cleaning up was JWs work #My man NSC is incapable of doing homework 😫#JW this clean freak was made to eat the food from the prison floor 💔#the disbelief and annoyance on JWs face is killing me

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evilkaeya · 2 years ago

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Chuuya gets so used to Dazai breaking into his apartment that it even surprises Dazai. He comes back from a mafia meeting at 10pm and Dazai is in his living room. He goes "Chuuya! I ate all the leftovers! Hope you don't mind." Chuuya just rolls his eyes and says, "Put the dishes in the sink and close all the windows before you come to bed" and leaves. It shocks Dazai so much he forgets to move for ten minutes.

#dazai washing the dishes: do I actually join him in bed or-?#it takes him 5 months to realize chuuya isn't the housewife. he is.#dazai doing chuuya's laundries one day: wait why am I doing this-?#chuuya manipulating dazai into living the domestic life with him #soukoku #skk

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sebbianas · 2 years ago

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drarry headcanon where draco, for the first few months they started living together, thought that harry secretly hired a house elf because every time he leave dishes in the sink or leave clothes lying around it disappears in an hour or so. after a few months he casually brought up the fact that he has never met their house elf and the conversation goes like

draco: why havent i met our house elf

harry: what house elf?

draco: the one who’s been cleaning our house?

harry: we dont have a house elf

draco: then who’s been cleaning our house?!?

harry: me you fucking slob

draco: oh

#and harry taught draco how to do basic household chores #so now they clean together #draco finds out he actually likes washing dishes #drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry headcanon

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