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#he was hilarious for this btw#Thad greenwood#gunsmoke#Gunsmoke s11e3#Gunsmoke tv#Roger ewing#cw alcohol#jack elam#tv westerns#tw guns
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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I'm cracking up at the idea of Fourteen bumping into an old companion in Tesco's or something and them instantly being like 'YOU'RE BACK? WHAT HAPPENED? IS IT THE DALEKS ? IS THE WORLD ENDING AGAIN? DO YOU NEED HELP?' And Fourteen is just stood there like 'i'm just here for milk??'
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#david tennant#catherine tate#dw spoilers#dw#this is both sad and hilarious btw#like that funky little alien is going to have a breakdown the second someone implies he might be needed to save the universe again
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I've been thinking about how Smokescreen wasn't there for half of TFP and
#I'm hilarious guys#based on that one screenshot about benadryl and the hat man from twitter#i was giggling while drawing this btw#also are we going to talk about how crazy it is that bumblebee got possessed??? by Megatron??? hello??#cus we have no idea what happened INSIDE bumblebee's mind while he was possessed...like oof#tfp#tf prime#transformers prime#transformers#shitpost#transformers art#bumblebee#smokescreen#tfp bumblebee#tfp smokescreen#my art
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I had trouble finding the right words to describe what exactly I like in SY and SJ until now
So, my favorite Shen dynamics:
Alternatively:
#i think sy actually could be good at plotting when he doesn't try??? Like when he doesn't intend to do it if it makes sense#But generally it's planning to do one thing and then ending with a completely different result than expected#but pretending it was all according to keikaku#I like the idea that yes they are playing mind games but the fact it's completely different is so goddamn hilarious#Sj making hard maneuvers with figures#meanwhile sy is just bluffing and raising bets#jiuyuan#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen twins#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumcum#Can't believe it's actually a name ???#i need fic recs btw so...
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wild life session five spoilers!!
~The Grand Heist~ (spoilers under cut)
the funniest part about this was Grian absolutely watching Tango steal the robobot and doing nothing about it. so funny. everybody collectively says "tango we love you" and sheds a single tear
#tangotek#trafficblr#wild life#skizzleman#goodtimeswithscar#martyn itlw#wild life session 5#more detailed wls5 spoilers after this tag btw#tango nation how we feelin#he could still win this... imagine if he did. it would be SO FUNNY#also this was by far my fav session so far it was hilarious#wild life smp
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STUPID PARADOX SPACE STYLE DJ COMIC
#LONG POST#homestuck#dirkjake#jakedirk#dirk strider#jake english#my art#zan0tix#they PISS ME OFF!!!!!! worlds stupidest yaoi contest THEY WIN#how did boys kissing get on my screen. idk who put this here.#my comics#nerm#i rlly wana write more stupid in game dirkjake theyre hilarious to write for. the emotional dodging olympics around here#nobody told jake how to breath through his nose.#he almost choked oj his own spit thats why he coughed btw. love this guy
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Anyway this panel alone made me decide Shuro is actually really funny
Practically everyone in this panel is ready to square up, including +200yo Grandpa Tansu, meanwhile Shuro is standing in the back dramatically holding himself while clearly wishing he was off this godforsaken hell island
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#toshiro nakamoto#shuro dungeon meshi#it's just so funny look at him. I laughed so hard when I first saw this panel like everyone in this shot but him & tansu are women#and tansu is trying the hardest to start a physical altercation while shuro is wishing he was in bed back at his homeland#this is a shuro liker blog btw. I was kinda neutral towards him up til this panel then I decided “actually this guy is hilarious I like him”
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sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go
#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#john gaius#harrow the ninth#this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL#this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships#(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think#the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real#but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed)#there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone?#yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't)#the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god#when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care#(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution)#and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on#it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there#while john is -- well he sure is being john huh#this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end#(with john slam dunked right into hell that is)#it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up#john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too
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Misha Collins is the funniest straight man ever. He’s the only person to arguably queerbait in real life. He had to come out as a straight. He was told by WB to just stay bisexual. He’s living every homophobe’s nightmare scenario but the only difference is that everyone actually loves it for him
#misha collins#also don’t argue about me about the queerbait thing I know he didn’t it’s just a fucking joke#anyway back to the funny#more straight people should honestly be like him#keep ‘em on their toes#or something#I know nothing about this man or supernatural#but I adore him#have y’all seen his feud on Tiktok with icaruspendragon?#btw someone should check on her#but it’s hilarious#I hope he loves the rest of his life by just adding fuel to the fire that is his life
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Reporting back to tumblr that "May and her brood of boytoys" is indeed an eng-dub only line and this is the sub line. Who on the eng team greenlit the change to 'boytoys'😭How did we get from point A to point B here? I will never get over this.
Eng dub, for context:
#if anyone's new here and hasn't seen me joke about this before: he says it like 2 other times btw. fucking hilarious. I love AG.#I mean I figured it was an eng dub only thing because... vague gesture at eng dub AG. it just kind of does its own thing ksdjksdjksk#but still. funny to see just how much more off-the-rails it got in eng lmfao#tay watches AG#pokeani
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Ok what if…
what if the demons thought that lbh’s a husband snatcher?
listen ok so I’m pretty sure the demons know that LBH’s keeping a dead body in his room BUT they also know that the war god is fighting for said body right?
now I find it funny if they think that LBH just took LQG’s dead husband and the war god is trying to get him back.
there are opposing sides to this one on LQG’s (‘he literally stole the dead body of his husband!) vs LBH’s (‘ maybe THE WAR GOD killed his husband how could you know?!’)
#svsss#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#luo binghe#liushen#???#ithink#luo binghe knows about said rumor and is SEETHING#Probably adds fuel to his jealousy#Wait#HOW WOULD SQQ LOOK IN THIS SCENARIOS#AFTER HE GOT TOGETHER WITH LBH#anyway#These three are a soap opera to them#Btw I did do this half asleep so not perfect#Honestly depending on if it ends in liushen and bingqiu it would be hilarious#For liushen it’s a man who fought for his lover even in death/the divorced husband not getting over his lover#For bingqiu it’s a man who fought for his unrequited loves dignity by getting him away from his ex husband (probably spread by LBH) /#Some guy who stole someone’s lovers dead body and got together with said lover
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Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him
(you better believe that first time was an accident)
#love this lil guy#uzi's like ''YOU CAN'T DO THAT'' and he's just ''AHHHH!''#he can't talk but he can still scream#the struggle of uzi doorman trying to keep her boyfriend from knocking himself out#meanwhile v is laughing her head off... what can i say uzi ''arguing'' with a tiny drone is hilarious#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#murder drones v#serial designation n#serial designation v#uzi doorman#tiny n au#nuzi#listen i just make a lot of art and they're all sitting in my files#this was all done with my finger because my old apple pencil gave out btw#TINY N'S HUNGRY LEAVE HIM ALONE#zeisty’s goofs
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We already knew this man owns:
A boar spear
A tactical shovel
A flashlight that can work as a flashbang
And the yard work tool is shocking????
@cookieface678
#made my own post bc I didn’t want to derail the donation post#this is all in good fun btw I’m not coming for you#the tags are just hilarious when we already know he loves owning weird dangerous shit#markiplier
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Game night results (from this poll)
Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#SVSSS#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#TGCF#hua cheng#xie lian#You guys know that one image of the cat getting rolled into bread?#that was me the entire time I had to draw all these carts.#I messed up and only had the poll run for a day but the community response was still wonderful! Thanks to everyone who participated!#there were so many funny comments and tags that I *had* to save#I honestly cant think of funnier stuff to say than what ppl already wrote on the OG poll#The Xie Lian sweep was hilarious. He can win by losing.#BTW SQQ 100% says he's picking Rosalina 'for the stat spread' and not because he wants to play as a princess#(he wants to play as a princess)#Please go read extraterezi's post its very funny and well thought out
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"How do you summarize your story from your characters POV"??
Tim Drake: We can't be found family if I don't let them find me
Dick Grayson: Daily affirmations did NOT prepare me for having your entire world view shattered okay??
Barbara Gordon: Bounderies?? Were talking greater good here- feelings come secondary
Jason Todd: You can prove i'm wrong? Well I cant see the evidence if my eyes are closed
Damian Wayne: You fools- the truth is obvious!! *proceeds to completely dodge the truth*
Cass Cain: God forbid i'm ever wrong.
Steph Brown: In my defense, I was too gay to pay attention to the level of bullshit going on around me.
Alfred Pennyworth: Google, how do I adopt a child but for my child?
Bruce Wayne: Maybe I should have listened to my therapist about putting more effort into developing a seperate work and home life... Nah.
Lucius Fox: Parentification? No how do I childify someone who decided they're too grown.
Leslie Thompkins: These people make me wish I wasn't sober. I haven't tried anything, but I feel like it would help.
Duke Thomas: Bold of you to assume I'm not going to become a problem on purpose >:)
(Also fic link, clink the underlined "your story" in title :)
#the drakes spoiled brat#tim drake#trash tim au#saw an insta reel#i think im HILARIOUS btw#also yes#duke thomas#i made him work#im so excited#dc signal#except- he wont :)#batfamily#batfam#my fic#batfam fic#leslie thompkins#lucius fox#batfam incorrect quotes
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